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Podcast title	Schlock Treatment
Website URL	http://schlocktreatment.com
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Updated	Sat, 19 May 2012 12:00:49 +0000
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Category	TV & Film Comedy
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1. Treatment 78 – Bubba Ho-Tep http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 41.36Mb) Description: Well, we’re really in it up to our necks this time. We totally screwed up. See when we let our special guest, Jon Cross from The After Movie Diner podcast, join us for this episode and pick this week’s film, we hadn’t counted on him choosing a film that’s actually good! I mean, the show [...]
2. Treatment 77 – Slugs http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 33.29Mb) Description: After weeks of horrible sequels, we needed a break. Not a break from awful movies, of course, but a break from the mainstream. And so, we decided to cover a true piece of schlock. SLUGS! Yep, this is about as schlocky as you get. Okay, so the slugs effects are not too bad, and the [...]
3. Treatment 76 – Staying Alive http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 30.63Mb) Description: Is this still part of our series on bad sequels? We’re not sure anymore, we’re a bit shell-shocked. Sure enough, though, this is a sequel to the classic disco drama, Saturday Night Fever. Staying Alive Like our other sequels, this one doesn’t quite live up to it’s predecessor’s legacy. Travolta is back, but this time [...]
4. Treatment 75 – Ghostbusters 2 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 39.94Mb) Description: Is it really a bad thing for Hollywood to pump out a sequel to a hugely beloved film, even if it’s sub-par? Isn’t it better to have more of the characters you love than nothing at all? That’s what we discuss this weekend as we review yet another disappointing sequel! Ghostbusters 2 The whole crew [...]
5. Treatment 74 – The Fly II http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 35.00Mb) Description: This week finds the Schlock Docs continuing their exploration of the very worst sequels to “good” or respected movies. After covering the worst sequel to a musical ever, we move into sci-fi with a follow-up to Cronenberg‘s disturbing and thoughtful remake, The Fly. The Fly II We can’t help but scoff at the total lack [...]
6. Treatment 73 – Grease 2 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 34.54Mb) Description: Remember the heady days of the great musicals? Like Funny Girl, Sweet Charity, The Music Man, and of course Grease! Now remember the 80s? Remember how everything was a pale imitation of those better times? You don’t??!? Then you need to tune into this week’s episode! Grease 2 Yeah, this movie doesn’t live up to [...]
7. Treatment 72 – Conan the Destroyer http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 32.53Mb) Description: After a long stretch of boring truck movies, we decided to bring some action to the show! To that end, we’re doing a string of bad sequels to great films! And we’re kicking it off, with the sequel to a sword and sorcery classic! Conan the Destroyer Destroyer fails on several counts despite a great [...]
8. Treatment 71 – Maximum Overdrive http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 32.19Mb) Description: Finally, at long last, we come to the end of Large March! That means we have finally reached the end of our month of truck-related films, and not a moment too soon! After sitting through some of the most boring, uneventful pieces of pure dreck ever committed to celluloid, we round out our month with [...]
9. Treatment 70 – Killdozer http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 26.95Mb) Description: Okay, so it’s not a truck in the traditional Large March sense. Excuuuuuse us! Look, we got caught off guard. We’ll admit it freely! We ran short of decent truck movies, and we started scraping! We figured this one would be guaranteed to bring us out of our boring truck-movie funk! KILLDOZER!! We were wrong. [...]
10. Treatment 69 – White Line Fever http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 39.10Mb) Description: Soldiering on with worst idea ever, Large March, we’ve resorted to YouTube to bring you yet another trucker film! And this week, while we’re still “Dougless” we had some help from our special guest Christopher Boerger of the Master Debaters Improv Group! White Line Fever This flick is from 1975 and stars Jan-Micheal Vincent, of [...]
11. Treatment 68 – Flatbed Annie & Sweetie Pie http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 46.04Mb) Description: It’s our second ever Dougless podcast! NOOOOO! And, boy could we have used him on this episode to bring some joy to an otherwise joyless movie. We continue our series of truck-drivin’ films in a little something we call “Large March.” Flatbed Annie & Sweetie Pie: Lady Truckers This is a boring, lifeless made-for-TV movie [...]
12. Treatment 67 – Convoy http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 30.86Mb) Description: Breaker 1-9, we got a bad movie comin’ in on yer back door! Prepare to put the hammer down! Or something. This week finds us starting off our “large March” truck-movie extravaganza! Tell ‘em “Large March” sent ya! (Get it?) Convoy Yes, the first movie in our truckin’ series is based on a hit song, [...]
13. Treatment 66 – Death Race 2000 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 31.56Mb) Description: This episode finds us blasting back into the seventies, and facing up to some social commentary. But, don’t worry, we temper that with plenty of bad jokes, boobs, and (of course) arguments between the schlock-docs! Death Race 2000 Yes, it’s the cult classic from 1975, not the pale imitation from 2008. David Carradine manages to [...]
14. Treatment 65 – Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 33.79Mb) Description: Do you feel it? Do you feel the beat? Is it moving through you? Does it make you want to move your feet? Well, we do…boy do we feel the beat. Man…can barely keep from dancing, what with that beat. Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo Yes, it’s probably the single most famous sequel (at least for [...]
15. Treatment 64 – Congo http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 34.12Mb) Description: Oof! We are a titch late with this week’s episode. We’ve had nothing but problems. First, we’re in the process of changing hosts, so we hope this will mean faster load times in the future. That took some time for the switch to propagate. Second, we had a bit of a screw-up in the microphone [...]
16. Treatment 63 – Enter the Ninja http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 36.28Mb) Description: The great Sho Kosugi and the wondrous Franco Nero make their triumphant returns to Schlock Treatment in this episode! It’s a movie that we’ve been wanting to cover since the inception of the show! Enter the Ninja Yep, it’s another cheesy ninja film, and it’s every bit as awful as the other Sho Kosugi films [...]
17. Treatment 62 – He-Man She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 34.53Mb) Description: Everything you fondly recall about your childhood is a lie. The truth is, when you were a tiny little tyke, you had some really shitty taste. This week, we decided to revisit a childhood favorite in the form of a Filmation animated feature/first five episodes of a new series. He-Man She-Ra: The Secret of the [...]
18. Treatment 61 – The Vineyard http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 35.56Mb) Description: Okay, very often we cover films, and we expect that people aren’t actually going to watch it. They’ve probably seen it, or maybe they’ll just get the gist of it from our conversation. Well, if there’s any movie that you actually try to seek out, let this be it! The Vineyard James Hong is definitely [...]
19. Treatment 60 – Troll 2 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 31.72Mb) Description: On this occasion, we were forced into the mouth of madness. We had planned, at the request of a listener, to cover Star Slammer. We were looking forward to a simple, sci-fi women’s prison movie. Oh, how blissfully ignorant we were!! Cruel fate had other plans for us. Due to a Netflix error, we couldn’t [...]
20. Treatment 59 – Trancers http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 30.32Mb) Description: We’re starting off the year right with a film starring podcast favorite, Tim Thomerson! It’s another 80s sci-fi flick, go figure. This time he stars with the amazing Helen Hunt, though! Trancers It has zombies (sort of), time travel, scooter chases, and having sex with your ancestors!! Yes, it’s everything you want out of a [...]
21. Treatment 58 – The 2nd Annual Schlockies http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 20.38Mb) Description: It’s the end of 2011, and that means it’s time for every show known to man to start pumping our “best of” and “year end” top ten lists! Of course, here at Schlock Treatment we laugh (HA!) at those mainstream fools! We also desperately try to follow their lead, and will pander at a moment’s [...]
22. Treatment 57 – Cobra http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 39.55Mb) Description: It’s Christmas time, and that means we’ve chosen a Christmas film!! And what could be a more Christmas-centric film than a movie about a renegade cop trying to protect a young fashion model from an evil axe cult!! And to top it off, we’re treated to an extra special visit from Santiago Claus a.k.a Ralph [...]
23. Treatment 56 -Buck Rogers in the 25th Century http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 29.60Mb) Description: We thought that it would be fun to return to the world of TV schlock, this week. What we were thinking I have NO idea! Buck Rogers in the 25th Century Yep, it doesn’t get much cheesier than this. This is a series that straddles two of the cheesiest decades, and it takes the worst [...]
24. Treatment 55 -The Crow http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 29.87Mb) Description: Grab your trench coat! Put on your black eye-makeup!! Dust off your razor blades, and commence cutting!! This week’s episode is going back to the 90s, and boy is it ever depressing! The Crow Yep, it’s that bastion of 90s pretension, starring Brandon Lee (son of Bruce Lee). In this show, we touch on the [...]
25. Treatment 54 -The Game of Death http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 27.09Mb) Description: Oof! I think we just got the five-finger death-punch to the solar plexus!! Every now and then a movie will totally blindside you. You go in thinking it’ll be a fun actioner, with tons of cool kung-fu. Instead, you get a morally bankrupt experiment in exploitation! And not in a good way! The Game of [...]
26. Treatment 53 -The Shadow http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 40.50Mb) Description: This week is insane! We were lucky enough to convince Jon Cross, from The After Movie Diner podcast/website to join us this week. That means insightful discussion, keen analysis, and a wealth of cinema knowledge! Unfortunately, we talked him into joining us for a movie that doesn’t deserve any of this. But, somehow he still [...]
27. Treatment 52 -Highlander http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 35.57Mb) Description: Well, here it is…the showdown of showdowns between two giants of Queen soundtracks! Yes, last week we discussed the great Flash Gordon, and decided that it was good. But, then we remembered The Highlander! Highlander This is a classic bit of 80s action/fantasy cinema, known by many. As you’ll hear, a listener aptly describes it [...]
28. Treatment 51 -Flash Gordon http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 37.83Mb) Description: And so it begins…we enter the realm of films that are basically vehicles for the band Queen. And what a vehicle it is…cherry red, tricked out, a classic and an oddity all in one. Flash Gordon We decided to cover this mostly because Doug is a HUGE fan of it. Naturally, we agree that it’s [...]
29. Treatment 50 -Fire and Ice http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 31.58Mb) Description: Despite the vast, dark powers of Netflix attempting to stop us, we finally are covering our first animated feature! Fire and Ice From the somewhat skeevy mind of Ralph Bakshi, comes this week’s film. A sweeping tale of savagery, super science, and sorcery! But one man bursts his bonds to fight for justice! With his [...]
30. Treatment 49 -Night of the Comet http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 37.61Mb) Description: Ta DAA!!! Here it is, everyone! You voted for it in our Schlocktober Poll, and this is the number one pick and our honorary Halloween episode!! Night of the Comet This is a classic bit of 80s zombie action, even though it’s a bit light on zombies and a bit light on action. At least [...]
31. Treatment 48 – Kolchak: The Night Stalker http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 34.31Mb) Description: It’s our long awaited super-secret episode, featuring our first ever coverage of a TV show! Kolchak: The Night Stalker We’ve been wanting to cover this show for some time, because it’s a fun, classic horror show that often crosses the line into schlock. TV budgets, and a steady stream of cameos make this show perfect [...]
32. Treatment 47 -Evil Dead http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 39.51Mb) Description: Week two of Schlocktober really goes for it! We invited very special guest, Jon Cross from The After Movie Diner podcast, and he brought out the film connoisseurs in us! We have somewhat serious discussions about things like the value of remakes, sound design, and the gap between artful film-making and actual good movies. But [...]
33. Treatment 46 -Creepshow http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 31.45Mb) Description: Welcome to Schlocktober, everyone! You spoke and we listened. Today, on our 1 year anniversary, we start our coverage of the listener chosen horror films from our Schlocktober Poll! The first film, is the 3rd place winner! Creepshow It’s a star-studded, goofball, schlock horror film in the tradition of old horror comics. It’s also our [...]
34. Treatment 45 -The Mercenary http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 26.61Mb) Description: Oh, man. This is a bad one. I mean this episode is a bad one, not so much this week’s movie. Somehow, we just couldn’t do it this week. We’ve decided to take the bold step of warning listeners to stay away. If anything, just listen to the first and last 10 minutes, and skip [...]
35. Treatment 44 -Streets of Fire http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 31.45Mb) Description: This week’s much-anticipated episode finds the Schlock Treatment crew divided on the schlockiness and merit of this film. It also finds a long list of emails from listeners, and a complaint that drove us to an experimental change to the ST intro! So, this is a red-letter episode! Streets of Fire Yep, it’s the 80s [...]
36. Treatment 43 – Xanadu http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 38.19Mb) Description: What can we say about this week’s movie, except maybe: What. The. Fuck?!?! Xanadu This film is a bit hard to pin down. It’s certainly unlike any we’ve done so far. It’s not sci-fi, it’s not horror, it’s not sword and sorcery, it’s not chop sockey, and it’s not an action fest. It defies every [...]
37. Treatment 42 -Hell Night http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 36.17Mb) Description: It’s back to school time, and that means a desperate attempt to come up with any movie that can be even remotely linked to going back to school!! So, finding nothing remotely worth watching that had to do with High School, we decided to go with college instead. Hell Night Okay, so it’s not even [...]
38. Treatment 41 – Gor http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 37.18Mb) Description: If you’re confused right now, you may have missed the announcement that we had to skip the Ralph Bakshi film Fire and Ice due to problems streaming it on Netflix. Then again, if you’re confused right now, it’s just as likely that you watched the replacement we chose for this week’s movie. Gor As a [...]
39. Treatment 40 -Best of the Best http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 38.65Mb) Description: At last, it’s our final installment of the Lesser Siblings Month series, and we finish with a bang! Or would that be with a slobbery, weepy moment and a hug? Joining us for this episode is friend of the show, Dennis Anderson, who brings a depth of TV and film trivia to bear on this [...]
40. Treatment 39 -The Horror Show http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 27.64Mb) Description: It’s week three of Lesser Siblings Month, and we got a beauty this week with Dedee Pfeiffer! Dedee is, of course, the younger sister of Michelle Pfeiffer. Like so many lesser siblings, what they lack in acting chops, they are often willing to make up for with a “can do” attitude! In this case, Dedee [...]
41. Treatment 38 -Digital Man http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 34.28Mb) Description: Week two of our “Lesser Siblings… uh… Month” is digitally constructed just for you! This week, we feature Don Swayze, brother of mister “my way or the highway” himself, Patrick Swayze! Okay, so Don isn’t the star of this picture, but we all agree he works well with what he’s given…and it isn’t much. Digital [...]
42. Treatment 37 -Overkill http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 28.09Mb) Description: Hey, everyone! It’s the first movie in our very special, month-long “Lesser Siblings Extravaganza!” Yes, just for all you lovely people, we’ve decided to take the whole month of August, and feature the very best schlock from the very second-best siblings of otherwise super-famous actors! This week, we feature Overkill This one stars the beefy, [...]
43. Treatment 36 -Pray for Death http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 23.85Mb) Description: Sho Kosugi makes a triumphant return to Schlock Treatment with another 80s ninja movie that bears a striking similarity to the movie in Treatment #2! Pray for Death It’s your standard ninja-moves-to-Houston-to-open-a-restaurant-and-ends-up-with-a-dead-wife-and-a-kid-in-the-hospital-due-to-getting-mixed-up-with-mobsters-and-has-to-exact-vigilante-justice type of film. Nothing new here. FLIP… for another episode beginning with Marc in a bad mood, and Doug and Matt laughing about [...]
44. Treatment 35 -Howard the Duck http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 23.45Mb) Description: We’re better late than never, this week, as we roll in at the last minute (or past the last minute) with the latest episode. Yes, there were slight technical difficulties in getting this episode edited and posted…namely that my computer exploded. The good news is that I now have a new and improved computer, and [...]
45. Treatment 34 -Shark Attack 3: Megalodon http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 23.91Mb) Description: Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the movies… Shark Attack 3: Megalodon This film is like an uneasy feeling while swimming in the ocean. Then it’s like something brushing against your leg. And then it’s like having a pair of 100-foot jaws close over your head. In other words, it’s [...]
46. Treatment 33- Ninja Vengeance http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 22.15Mb) Description: Your treatment for this week, Ninja Vengeance, features the following: -phoney baloney martial arts philosophy revolving around a form that essentially praises stabbing in the back -the most blatant kind of racist movie villain -sub community-theater group acting -eponymous motorcycles! Read the rest
47. Treatment 32- THEY LIVE! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 29.55Mb) Description: I guess it could be argued that John Carpenter films don’t count as schlock. Truth be told, we are all huge fans. In fact, if I have my way, we’ll certainly cover a few more. But, from a mainstream standpoint, films like this week’s episode are not mega-hits, so that’s good enough for us. Our [...]
48. Treatment 31- Sugar Hill http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 22.47Mb) Description: This podcast begins with an apology. It should probably end with one as well. First, I should apologize for being late posting this. I was hoping to have it up on Saturday, as usual, but I’m away on vacation and the weather was a little too cooperative. Basically, it was gorgeous, and editing a podcast [...]
49. Treatment 30- Quest for the Mighty Sword http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 27.65Mb) Description: I hereby officially apologize for this episode. It all starts innocently enough, as we crack jokes and chit-chat about this week’s movie. The movie is yet another horribly incompetent sword and sorcery flick, that’s made even worse by the presence of director Joe D’Amato, who I’m told also directed the famously bad Troll 2. The [...]
50. Treatment 29 –Commando http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 26.26Mb) Description: We’re a week late for Memorial Day, but better late than never. We thought that we would honor our fallen veterans by celebrating ridiculously over-the-top violence! And no movie does it quite like this one. Commando Most will recall this film from the 80s, because it was actually… Read the rest
51. Treatment 28 – Graduation Day http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 24.98Mb) Description: Seeing as it’s around that time of year, we thought it appropriate that we cover a film about one of the most important stages of a young person’s life. But since 1983′s Losin’ It wasn’t available, we figured we would cover 1981′s…Graduation Day! I should point out that nobody in my home town ever made the kind of event... Read the rest
52. Treatment 27 -Ghost Warrior http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 23.80Mb) Description: We’re out just in time! If you hurry and download now, you can listen to this episode before the rapture! That’s, of course, if you’re in the US. All of our friends in Europe and Asia are already raptured…or enduring the tribulation. Hey, maybe your tribulation is supposed to be this week’s movie! It’s a [...]
53. Treatment 26 -Disaster on the Coastliner http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 22.41Mb) Description: A train leaves San Francisco going 125 miles per hour. Another train leaves L.A. also traveling at 125 miles per hour. Yes, it’s that old, hackneyed math problem…THE MOVIE! Disaster on the Coastliner Join William Shatner, Lloyd Bridges, and an all-star cast as they battle an unbalanced Bluto from Popeye who has been popping pills [...]
54. Treatment 25 – Mother’s Day http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 23.44Mb) Description: M is for the moments of sheer madness. O is for “Oh my freakin’ god!” T is for the therapy the writer needs. H is for the horrible visions of mom teaching serial killing. E is for the end which makes no sense. R is for the rape, rape, rape and more rape Read the rest
55. Treatment 24 -Swamp Thing http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 22.89Mb) Description: A funny thing happens with memories. Somehow, we think we remember things so perfectly, even as far back as childhood. Then something happens that proves us horribly, terribly wrong…like watching Swamp Thing. Yes, it still stars Dick Durok and Adrienne Barbeau. But lets just say that my standards for great cinema have risen slightly since [...]
56. Treatment 23- Mutant Hunt http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 20.16Mb) Description: This film settles it, I think. It may be the final proof that 80s movies were truly the height of schlock cinema, probably a by-product of the invention of video. So, if you were a faithful Schlock Treatment listener, and watched this film on our say-so…well, we’re sorry. But remember, this is for your own [...]
57. Treatment 22- Food of the Gods http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 23.06Mb) Description: Bert I. Gordon, a.k.a Mr. Big, hits Schlock Treatment this week. And he hits us where it hurts! Right in the middle of our dairy section! Well, I guess that’s more towards the end of the film. Anyway, before America’s dairy products are turned into ghoulish potions that will make our kids into hulking giants, [...]
58. Treatment 21 -Krull http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 25.27Mb) Description: We’re back on schedule with our Treatments, dear patients! Despite having just released Hercules Against Karate 4 days ago, here is the Treatment for the one and only… KRULL!! This is a fantastic film, and one we’re reticent to call “schlock.” Still, there are those who might look at it and think it has schlock [...]
59. Treatment 20 -Hercules Against Karate http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 26.61Mb) Description: We’re back after a minor hiatus! There was some difficulty in my getting access to the internets, what with my recent move and all. So, apologies for that. But don’t worry, because we’re taking steps to make big improvements to the podcast! And we’re starting the improvements with this episode by having me (Marc) talk [...]
60. Treatment 19- Time Runner http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 24.46Mb) Description: We finally managed it. We managed to catch up to… Time Runner!! Yep, it scuttled away from us once or twice, like the bottom feeder it is. But this time we found it, and we managed to find it before it…uh…time ran away. Stupid metaphor, I know. Anyway, fans of sci fi can rejoice, because [...]
61. Treatment 18- Leprechaun 5: In the Hood http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 20.15Mb) Description: St. Patty’s Day approaches, so in honor of all the “Irish” people throughout the world (even those who are only Irish on St Patrick’s Day) we thought we should cover something appropriate. And what does a podcast called “Schlock Treatment” consider appropriate? Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun in the Hood We mostly hated this film, and we [...]
62. Treatment 17- Black Belt Jones http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 24.04Mb) Description: Awww, yeah! It’s time… Time for us to bring out the cool! We have another very special episode of Schlock Treatment for you this week! In honor of Black History Month, we decided we’d have a look back at one of the foundations of black culture and cinema…the blaxploitation film! Blaxploitation heroes are hip, they’re [...]
63. Treatment 16 -Hercules http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 24.30Mb) Description: Apparently, for some, being the worlds strongest superhero isn’t enough. You have to also be mythology’s strongest hero. Such was the need of the humble Lou Ferrigno, that he strove from the time of his childhood to finally make… Hercules! But this is no ordinary Hercules film, folks. This is a Hercules “for the space [...]
64. Treatment 15 – My Bloody Valentine (1981) http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 24.43Mb) Description: It’s coming, ladies, the most wonderful day of your relationship (except maybe your anniversary, and your birthday, and Mother’s Day, etc. etc. ad infinitum)!! It’s Valentines Day! The day where that someone special better find a way to show that you’re someone special, or ELSE!! It’s coming, gentlemen, the day you all dread. The day [...]
65. Treatment 14 – Steel Dawn http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 22.95Mb) Description: The Swayz makes his first (and probably only) Schlock Treatment appearance, at last!! He plays it mighty cool, as The Swayz is wont to do, in this one. It’s the old “aimless, wizened wanderer” meme that tends to plague post-apocalyptic flicks. Naturally, he bags the babe, kills the baddie, and does some headstands. The film [...]
66. Treatment 13 -Interzone http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 20.62Mb) Description: Sean Connery is not in this movie. If you’re looking for rhyme or reason in our comedic decisions for this podcast, you won’t find them. So, let me reiterate, Sean Connery is not in this movie. That movie is called Interzone, and there is no one of any great fame in it. There’s a boring [...]
67. Treatment 12 -Land of Doom http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 18.00Mb) Description: Har-mo-ny… The raiders want to get her. Har-mo-ny… Can anyone protect her?!?!? IN THIS LAND OF DOOM (Lan-O-doom) So goes the refrain of perhaps the most wonderfully cheesy end-title theme of any movie. That movie being the delightfully horrible Land of Doom. (Click the poster at left for a great clip on YouTube.) This week’s [...]
68. Treatment 11 -Cherry 2000 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 16.72Mb) Description: Okay, everyone it’s finally here. After a brief hiatus, we’re back with a treatment for all you sexual deviants out there. [amazon_link id="B003U6KUTW" target="_blank" ]Cherry 2000[/amazon_link], brings it’s strange, kinky vision of a future where lawyers and robots are at the core of human sexuality, and donuts are served in bars. But never fear, star [...]
69. Treatment 10 -New Year’s Evil http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 19.44Mb) Description: Should horrible movies be forgot, and never brought to mind, then we will bring them back to your mind with another episode of Schlock Treatment! This week, we watched New Year’s Evil, an 80s slasher that brings us death by bag of weed, and Fonzie’s girlfriend, among other things. We follow our insightful analysis of [...]
70. Treatment 9 – Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys http://feedproxy.google.com/~r... download (audio/mpeg, 14.49Mb) Description: A little carol for our listeners… Here we come a-wassailing Amongst the crappy schlock; Here we go a screaming Our eyes so wide with shock. Shock at how bad this week’s film is, that is. Yes, the season of giving is upon us! As we sip our spiced drinks, and snuggle warmly to our MP3 [...]