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Podcast title LAPodcast (Local Anaesthetic Podcast) - The Most Trusted Name in Local News
Website URL http://www.lapodcast.net
Description Local Anaesthetic (LA) Podcast The Most Trusted Name In Local News is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook (Facebook.com/lapodcast), Twitter (@lapocast) or e-mail: (lapodcast.net@gmail.com).
Updated Sun, 19 Jan 2020 16:39:42 +0000
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Episodes

1. LA Podcast 299: The Forgiving Nature of Sheep
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 46.37Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Sheep stolen from farm following ram-raid. Football traffic brought to standstill by passerby's ball skills. Customers forced to delete search history after looking for McDonald's latest dessert item. Budget hotel chain drops questionable advertising campaign featuring 'nature-lover'.

Eagle Heights is happening...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



2. LA Podcast 298: A Heartbroken Aberdeen Pigeon Owner
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 39.08Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Prominent QC bludgeons fox to death in style. Hilarious practical joke results in schoolgirl eating catnip. Independent mobile crepe stall owner frustrated by problematic strawberries. Mercy killing by hobbyist brings pigeon fancying dream to abrupt end.

Yet another new feature is conjured up from thin air...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



3. LA Podcast 297: Merry Christmas, Les Dennis!
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 49.15Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Concrete enema sex game goes exactly as expected.

Giant Christmas phallus unites neighbourhood.

Woman in eggless marriage elopes with lover.

Angelic child gives nativity audience a show to remember.

Wishing all our listeners a very merry Christmas and a happy new year!

p.s. Please feel free to let Les Dennis know about this episode.

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



4. LA Podcast 296: A Savage Punch-up and Thuggish Low Life Behaviour at Winter Wonderland
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 48.00Mb)

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Stories this week include:

Japanese man dials up restraining order.

Budding escapologist throws yule log at police.

Lightweight doppelganger found for heavy-boned cat.

Sex-mad duck has pecker removed.

We engage in a spot of advert calendar gaslighting...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



5. LA Podcast 295: A Masked Gimp Terrorising a Sleepy North Somerset Village
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 45.70Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Ex-Babestation model helps restore faith in humanity. 

Santa's sack captured in chocolate.  

Giant statue of baby Jesus reveals True Colours.

School shames fussy child by disclosing toilet habits.

Rob gets genuinely irritated...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



6. LA Podcast 294: Band of Kids with Greasy Hair and Black Clothes with a Liking for Death Metal Music (AKA The Pumpkin Film Production on Ebenezer Street)
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 43.46Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Questionable bed and breakfast opens in Norwich.

Doctor takes the p*ss out of airline passenger.

Suspicious sausages blight Bristol.

The New Forest Satanist Society denies knowledge of sheep murders.

The nob gags hit an all-time high...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



7. LA Podcast 293: An Occasionally Eccentric Approach to Fried Chicken
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 50.29Mb)

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Stories this week include:

Police launch controlled demolition of family home to apprehend suspect.

Faecal shower health craze reaches Los Angeles.

KFC announces offensive gravy pot promotion just in time for Christmas.

Sex shop mannequin raid averted by enigmatic Good Samaritan

We discuss our application for a Royal Warrant...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



8. LA Podcast 292: A Surprise Birthday Treat from KFC
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 46.85Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Romanian circus denies stealing drone operator's dog. Steven Seagal returns to the limelight. Entrepreneurial brothers launch door-to-door sewage collection service. Aryan dingo sanctuary discovered in Australian Outback.

Rob discloses his military background...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



9. LA Podcast 291: A Booklet of Food Bank Vouchers Signed by David Cameron
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 45.69Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Man threatens drastic action after horse given haircut. Flaming pillow extinguishes couple's lovemaking. Drunk passenger clingfilmed. Rolls Royce distances firm from employee's mashed potato comments.

LA Records is delighted to bring you the debut album from Air Hooligan Sex Connection...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



10. LA Podcast 290: Dirty Protests, a Growing Influence from Gangs and the Continued Use of Weapons
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 44.76Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Brexit cruise of the United Kingdom runaway success. Suspect celebrates throwing table through window by emptying bowel. Drunk man caught in compromising position with plastic cone. Droopy eye defence overwhelmingly rejected by court.

We give a hot new take on the Extinction Rebellion protests...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



11. LA Podcast 289: Clichéd Ritual Sacrifice Horror Scene
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 43.23Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Paranormal investigator stalks man walking dog. Marketing firm hires emotional support clown. Builder deposits smelly treat in homeowner's chimney. 'Mouldy Prison Cell' ad campaign was 'misstep' admits holiday camp.

Alex regales the listener with tales of daring toilet escapes...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



12. LA Podcast 288: A Troubled South West Holiday Resort
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 51.48Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

SNARL splinters. Holidaymaker outwitted by claw machine. Harry Redknapp enjoys meatballs. Former children's TV star victim of revenge attack.

This week's episode is sponsored by Centre Parcs and TripAdvisor (because, why not?)...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



13. LA Podcast 287: Armed with a Garden Rake and an Empty Bottle of Tequila
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 47.52Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

So-called expert injured after tampering with sex robot. Missing dog last seen running off cliff. Waitrose customer upholds stereotype. Heinz unveils range of austerity products.

This is a local podcast for local people; we'll have no trouble here.

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



14. LA Podcast 286: The International League for the Protection of Horses
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 48.35Mb)

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Stories this week include:

Couple experience miraculously visitation during celebratory meal. Emotional support panther seen boarding plane at Bournemouth Airport. 'Demon In A Box' the must-have toy this Christmas. Amateur zookeeper skips town

Rob imparts his wealth of feline knowledge...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



15. LA Podcast 285: A Crucifixion Playset for Children
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 46.12Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

DWP website signposts benefit claimants to jobs as village halls. Former fast food mascot believed to have amassed band of street urchins for criminal endeavours.  Teen finally secures date with family cat.  Pregnant hedgehog denies attending Conservative Party Conference.

Warning: This episode contains explicit Jacob Rees-Mogg related content.

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



16. LA Podcast 284: The Pockets of a Greedy Bad Loser of a Gambling Conglomerate
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 41.44Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Lotto loser implicated in hot cauliflower cheese altercation. Mum celebrates son's 21st birthday by opening tin of vintage baked beans. Medical expert advises women against sex games such as 'hide the chocolate'. Squirrel given wheels.

Someone celebrates a significant birthday...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



17. LA Podcast 283: A £7 Bill for a Destroyed Inflatable Lilo
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 43.68Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Deviant refrigerates McDonald’s burger for later. Metallica prevents another cougar attack. Airline approves the use of miniature horses. Giant’s burial ground discovered in Wiltshire.

The Blue Lagoon dream is dead...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



18. LA Podcast 282: A Late Night Mass Brawl in the Buffet Area (Following an Alcohol-Fuelled Afternoon of 'Patriotic' Partying)
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 48.51Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Boyfriend forced to concoct fanciful excuse for disappearance of partner's dog. Paranormal investigator claims he was chatted up by haunted doll.  Serial excreter to star in new six-part documentary. Police p-p-pick up a suspected trespasser.

Alex reveals his aspirations of becoming a newsagent...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



19. LA Podcast 281: The Usual Little Englander Brexit Party Head Cases
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 49.30Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Banksy suspected of holidaying in Skegness. Westlife reveal beloved turnip gifted by fan. Massive phallus spotted exiting plane. Postman criticised for attempting to slam-dunk parcel into wheelie bin.

Rob prepares to emigrate...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



20. LA Podcast 280: A Root Vegetable with the Face of Noel Edmonds (Mini Episode)
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No headlines this week, so just imagine Jon Pertwee buying pick 'n' mix from Woolworths in the 1980s...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



21. LA Podcast 279: The Hyper-Regulation of Everyday Life (Mini Episode)
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 28.67Mb)

Description:

No headlines this week, so here's a lovely poem (courtesy of the Liverpool Echo's comment section):

'Bottle of Robinsons made up juice, 

Spam sarnies on Sunblest bread,

Golden Wonder, 

Waggon Wheels, 

Coach going to Blackpool lights and no stabbings. 

Good days.' 

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



22. LA Podcast 278: A More Conventional Loaf
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 48.35Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Campanology competition ends in right old ding-dong. Customer becomes enraged after restaurant refuses iguana as method of payment. Infantilised raven makes bid for freedom. Gym goer discovers mysterious shampoo-like substance on towel.

We discuss the delights of a glazed ring...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



23. LA Podcast 277: A Hilarious Photo of Nicolas Cage Instead of a Covering Letter for a Job Application
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 40.55Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Remorseful thief writes to farmer to say strawberry sorry for fruit theft. Nation celebrates the lesbian pugs of Weston-super-Mare.  Police helpfully try to reunited lost bag of class A drugs with owner. Airline tells passengers to fly first class if they want to avoid dried vomit on seats.

We discuss a day trip to Eynsford...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



24. LA Podcast 276: Boules, Shuffleboard and a Covered, Solar-Heated Swimming Pool with Internal Seating Area
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 40.86Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Somerset man finally offloads the ol' war machine. Butcher banishes balls at vegan activist. Woodpeckers suspected of spying on nudists. Festive ornament causes bomb scare.

We discuss the mental capacity of a stick insect...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



25. LA Podcast 275: Face to Face with a Grinning, Inch-Thick, Disc of Sausage Meat (AKA Meat Face)
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 42.50Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Supermarket admits that Welsh language signage errors were result of 'mainly guesswork'. Turkey Cock Lane loses out to Fingringhoe. DIY enthusiast pioneers new plastering technique. Drunken rampage man propositions dog.

Rob has done himself an injury...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



26. LA Podcast 274: An Amalgamation of the Market Deeping Model Railway Club and the Plymouth Mermaids UK Group
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 49.26Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Trainee mermaids spotted off Devon coastline.  Man-made disaster befalls small Lincolnshire town.  Drunk men rescue terrified restaurant staff from 'confrontational' duck.  Specsavers customer gobsmacked at eye-watering price of dry eye treatment. 

We give the NATO alphabet a long-overdue avian rebrand...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



27. LA Podcast 273: Fake / False / Misleading Stories Created by Idiots without a Shred of Journalistic Talent
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 56.54Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Terrified mother photographs tree. Truck passenger banishes pocket alligator at police. Drone operator captures adorable video of neighbour's cat. Liverpudlian influencer has bike stolen.

Warning! You may want to lower your volume around 43:10.

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



28. LA Podcast 272: A Banner Bemoaning the Impact of a Builder's Yard on a 'Depressed' Cat
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 48.03Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Pathological liar goes to extreme lengths to see Eiffel Tower. Lifetime supply of octopus and bi-annual barnacle removal fails to turn alleged spy. Sex feet prove one step too far. Government official vows to prove his sobriety during racist rant. 

We discuss the probable causes behind the closure of Eagle Heights Gambia...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



29. LA Podcast 271: Noel's Most Memorable Peculiarities
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 44.31Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Entitled child rejects grammatically incorrect meal. Unemployed fisherman spots deadly predator. Woman fails to sue Woolworths over shallot mishap. Bystanders disgusted after shopper leaves deposit outside pub.

We regret to report that Blow My Recorder was unceremoniously cancelled...

Also, apologies for the quality of Alex's audio.

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



30. LA Podcast 270: Overpriced Sweet Frothy Shaving Cream
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 54.77Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Hostilities between Mr Softy and Mr Whippy leads south coast to brink of war. Julian Assange [REDACTED] in [REDACTED][REDACTED] for [REDACTED] during office hours. Bovine dating app infiltrated by opportunistic perverts. Pigeon cavity search marks start of national holiday celebrations.

We release our revised 'professions for deviants' list...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



31. LA Podcast 269: Spiny Barbel Protrusions and a Spicy Condiment for Chips
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 40.98Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Old banger spotted on the side of the A1. Essex shopper outraged after being mistaken for catfish. Company's refusal to change name is final nail in the coffin. Ronnie Pickering finally gets the recognition he deserves.

We discuss the life and work of Richard Gere...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



32. LA Podcast 268: An Irate Great-Grandmother's Absent Sofa
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 49.17Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Spoon bender attempts to stop Brexit. Psychic twins predict brothers' children will probably meet each other. Furious gran sits defiantly in discomfort. Rural resident perpetuates stereotype.

Rob issues a recorder-based ultimatum...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



33. LA Podcast 267: A Parliament of Idiots Governing a Nation of Fools
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Stories this week include:

Husband of former Peruvian beauty queen describes deaths of 500 animals as 'normal for a zoo'. Woman makes video of crisp packet grand opening. 'Unhinged' rabble of conspiracy theorists go on 'futile' outing. Man makes perfectly rational decision to stockpile toilet paper. 

Rob manages to name ten animals...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



34. LA Podcast 266: Earthling Ed and the Protest Against Pork
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Stories this week include:

Homeowner fawns over doe-eyed intruder. Man admits adulterous tryst with saucy Mexican. Drunk woman loses keys (and grasp of spatial-awareness). Thieves left dumbfounded after escapology-trained eagle disappears.

We extend an open invitation to OJ Simpson to become a regular contributor...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



35. LA Podcast 265: Tubby the Rat and the Winterbacon Adventure
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 47.83Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Disturbed jogger maims malnourished lion cub. Ghostly apparition revealed to be map of the Sudan. 'Batman' sends fishmonger unwanted mermaid. Bird of prey sanctuary adds to it's 30-strong pack of huskies.

Alex manages to contain the bloodlust...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



36. LA Podcast 264: Joyce, the Malignant Toilet-Flushing Ghoul & Trevor, the World's Loneliest Duck
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 46.81Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Travelodge denies the use of necromancy to increase footfall. Roadside puddle becomes memorial to local hero.  Man fails to sell the virtues of washing twice a week to partner. Runner finally holds hotly-anticipated press conference after killing lion cub. 

Rob fails to grasp the basics of mic technique...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



37. LA Podcast 263: The Beverly Hills Doctor of Peru
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 50.07Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Master of disguise steals thousands from blind pensioner. Novelty sex toy allows customers to f*ck themselves. Erotic encounter in national park ends in tragedy. Memory stick gets seal (faeces) of approval.

Would you confront a penguin with a chocolate bar?

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



38. LA Podcast 262: A Bicycle and a Large Amount of Camping Gear
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 42.86Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Woman arranges lovely spread for children's party. Police straining for information in regards to portaloo theft. Rumours circulate that holy relic found in Primark sock. Ribbon cutting ceremony ends in disaster after official forgets novelty scissors 

We experience some teething problems with the new setup...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



39. LA Podcast 261 (Listener Special): A Dairy Farmer's Disappointing Son
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Description:

Stories this week include:

Suspected shoplifter gets the porking of a lifetime. Joyrider saves women from the horrors of Strictly Come Dancing: The Live Tour Son spurned by parents after pursuing show truck dream. Deviant buys fabric conditioner.

Now with added microphones!

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



40. LA Podcast 260: A Pasty-Loving Pervert and the Thrill of Ejaculating onto an Old Ford Cortina
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 56.32Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Former restaurateur denies living in house-themed restaurant. Man arrested on suspicion of smuggling after transporting emotional support kittens in trousers. A ****ing right-wing, ****ing attention-seeking, stupid ****ing comedian ****hole returns to Cornwall with new show. Supernatural marriage runs aground.

Rob finally calls Alex out...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



41. LA Podcast 259: Christmas Ornaments up the Rectum and a Radio in the Throat
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 47.11Mb)

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Stories this week include:

Reveller resolves to move in with canine lover. Spider takes hostage in stand-off with armed police. Papier-mache floral horse head left in hotel bed. Funfair gifts man stolen dodgem after slow and pathetic chase.

We prepare for Alex's one-man show 'Blow My Recorder'...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



42. LA Podcast 258: Santa's Chief Snowman and the Mystery of the British Egg Information Service
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 50.41Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Raging santa delights ravers. Local man has eggceptional breakfast. Unconfirmed rumours citing Les Dennis as true identity of Banksy quashed. Prisoner forced to endure Bambi like everyone else.

Merry Christmas, one and all!

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



43. LA Podcast 257: A Poor to Middling Compo Claim
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Stories this week include:

Customer suspected of foul play. A taste of paradise invokes Christmas rage. Passenger whip-round raises money for replacement plane. Brighton & Hove City Council refuses to deny knowledge of surveillance pigeons.

We introduce the concept of 'gulling'...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



44. LA Podcast 256: Just Another Tw*t and Other Associated Idiots
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mp4, 40.81Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Desperate woman milks cat. Hotel chain rues lack of trained dolphins. Existential crisis halts court case. Proud couple reveal devastating wildfire to friends and family.

We have a treemendous Christmas planned...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



45. LA Podcast 255: The Trojan Pumpkin and the Distended Scrotum
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Description:

Stories this week include:

Police apologise following complaints regarding 'obscene and offensive' advert for identity parade participants. Yukuza to host community-theatre production of The Godfather Part II. Parish council unanimously approve game developer's proposed 'Woolfenstein' name change. Emotionally disturbed turkeys sent to recuperate in upstate New York.

Rob gives a no holds barred account of life on the inside...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



46. LA Podcast 254: An Agile Gibbon and A Pancake Tortoise
http://localanaesthetic.libsyn... download (audio/mpeg, 45.90Mb)

Description:

Stories this week include:

Man with nine life-size dolls struggling to find love. Cyclist with newly purchased mattress seduces big cat. Dutch man wastes everyone's time. Zoo sells off animals after Lego sculptures prove more profitable.

We devise a new zoo-related feature...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



47. LA Podcast 253: Of No Fixed Abode Heroin Addicts
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Description:

Stories this week include:

Good samaritan gets lost in pipe organ. Rural town experiences unprecedented humvee showers. Police build case against Lego thieves. Hospital demands correction from newspaper stating patient was not entirely covered with human faeces.

Alex attempts a Ecuadorian accent...

Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/

Twitter: @LAPodcast



48. LA Podcast 252: A Paparazzi Session with Chuckles the Monkey
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Description:

Stories this week include:

Woman involved in bee-zarre incident. Dilapidated holiday park blames customers for exposing shortcomings. City abandons artificial-moon plan after length of extension lead proves unworkable. Shopper who discovered cooked mouse in bag of rice told 'consider yourself lucky' by supermarket.

Alex attempts to wrangle the peacock...

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49. LA Podcast 251: Mexican Redknee Tarantula
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Stories this week include:

'Exotic' zoo opens plastic lawn ornament enclosure. Galleria dell'Accademia banned from Facebook over pornographic depiction of David. Ungrateful swan mocks fire brigade. Bank robbery ruins perfectly good game of Cops and Robbers.

RIP C*cknose...

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50. LA Podcast 250: Mainstream Easy Listening B*ll*cks and Tedious Corporate Ads
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Stories this week include:

Recently discovered collection of vintage porn magazines takes some beating admits owner. Ryanair introduces first hail and ride domestic service. Police left stumped after driver fills entire car with tree branches. Lady Godiva wannabe gets haircut.

Now with extra recorder!

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51. LA Podcast 249: Entitled Descendants of Supermarket Moguls
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The main headline this week:

The Croydon Cat Killer is unmasked.

The podcast is infiltrated by fake news...

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52. LA Podcast 248: Jesse Plumage and the Mountain Goat Relocation Project
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Stories this week include:

Adult-only playground overrun by sugar-addicted toddlers. Unparalleled increase in big cat sightings near houses valued at £750,000 and above.  Recently opened 'Goat World' theme park unmitigated disaster. Operation Takahe lacking manpower.

Rob is definitely not in prison...

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53. LA Podcast 247: The Relative Hardiness of Stoats Compared to Other Animals
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Stories this week include:

Shoplifter gets testy after being apprehended by security guards. Supermarket demands victim pay for artisan ketchup used in distraction mugging. Dishevelled robin reluctantly agreed to authorised biography claims author. Fast food chain relieved to confirm that choking hazard was chicken bone.

We enquire about recorders...

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54. LA Podcast 246: A Bizarre and Increasingly Popular Habit of Having Half Naked Women Perform at Funerals
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Stories this week include:

Onion-eating contest ends in tears. Allo Allo cast members spotted in Gloucestershire sparks fears of a reunion. Interspecies gay love affair immortalised in bronze statue. Headteacher hires burlesque troupe to apologise for pole dancer stunt.

Alex sweats it out...

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55. LA Podcast 245: A Vaguer Yet Darker Memory
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Stories this week include:

Vigilante with physics A-level shows journalist collection of severed limbs. Police make squirrel that terrorised man official mascot. Forlorn Irishman fails to take the hint. Woman contemplates otherworldly offspring.

Alex makes a conscious decision to search the Internet for 'slut pig'...

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56. LA Podcast 244: The Life and Times of Alfred Hitler
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Stories this week include:

Homeless man lands brand ambassador role with Wilkin & Sons Ltd. Long faces after woman refused service at drive-thru. Erotic bush gets deflowered. Man tries to enrol adopted son into pre-shoal.

Rob lets the cat out of the bag...literally.

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57. LA Podcast 243: Questioning the Legitimacy of an Alleged Zebra
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Stories this week include:

Egyptian zoo unveils world's only zebracorn. Man attacked by rare churchyard-dwelling Pokemon. Police take convicted-criminal based satirical piece to Edinburgh Festival. High street store experiencing spate of novelty inflatable returns due to 'lack of usable holes'.

We tremble before the mighty Thor...

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58. LA Podcast 242: Mr Gee’s Night-Time Raid
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Stories this week include:

Anonymous man fondles raw chicken. Royal Mail attempt to stop seagull going postal. New Happy Meal toy range proves extremely unpopular with customers. Neighbour mysteriously vanishes following dispute over vandalised pool.

We discuss supermarket sexual favours...

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59. LA Podcast 241: A Shortage of Ice-Cream at a Marriage Party
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Stories this week include:

Drunkard tries to snatch woman's furry companion.  Bears allowed to sh*t in woods again.  Spurned groom finds happiness in nearby field. Man brags about vast bird seed fortune to local paper.

It's coming home...

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60. LA Podcast 240: On the Periphery of the Usual Route of Prevailing Winds
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Stories this week include:

Man blames failed relationship on ghost of 7-foot circus ringmaster.

Woman caught shaving legs in communal hotel pool states hot tub was already full.

Residents of Cornish town believe foul stench of rotting meat coming from Devon.

Driver of mobility scooter claims that detailed Airfix model of HMS Vanguard caused hit-and-run.

How do you like to kill your bobcat?

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61. LA Podcast 239: Busting the Octogenarian Mid-Masturbation
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Stories this week include:

Heroic boyfriend defends partner by throwing pillows at fox. PETA swoop to rescue already dead duck killed by boy. Sisters spot pensioner 'enjoying the view'. Company owners forced to apologise via news conference after employee repeatedly ordered lunch 3 mins early.

We suggest an alternate ending for Last of the Summer Wine...

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62. LA Podcast 238: A Full Box of Fruits and Two Buckets of Noodles
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Stories this week include:

Beloved family pet starts sh*tting in woods. Mastermind behind elaborate mail fraud finally unmasked. Drunken raver left feeling sheepish after opportunistic theft on way home. FA Cup Final interrupted by mythical beast in local river.

We ask the burning questions about the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah...

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63. LA Podcast 237: Remnants of Prawn Shells, Condiments, Meat Forks and Sharp Knives Combined with an Apparent Lack of Bunting
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Stories this week include:

Woman takes photograph of literally nothing. Con artist ensnares elderly parents in lost car scam. Local sh*thole ruined by royal wedding detritus. Child stranded in Bali forced to hitchhike back to Australia.

The Roland Rat impressions make an unwelcome return...

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64. LA Podcast 236: Magnetic Rice and Snakes with Medicinal Properties
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Stories this week include:

Peanut-addicted badgers lay waste to Scottish castle. Coconut arrested on suspicion of electoral fraud reduced to husk of former self. 'Equestrian Escorts' website shut down by police following multiple complaints. The 'Magnetic Rice' diet has attracted the attention of Millennials.

We discuss the greatest decade...

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65. LA Podcast 235: A Little Slice of the More Sordid Side of Life
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66. LA Podcast 234: Absolute Low-Life Mindless Scum Coward
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Stories this week include:

Coleslaw sandwich eating burglar comes to sticky end. Honeymooning couple embark on once-in-a-lifetime trip to Torquay. Thug assaults man, swims to France. Robbing hoodies have bow and arrow confiscated by police.

Rob goes AWOL...

We discuss the latest release from Faecal Matter...

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67. LA Podcast 233: Racist Offspring of a Canine
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Stories this week include:

Motorcyclist stopped for speeding informs police that he has transcended the constraints of Road Traffic Law. Mindless vandals target bug hotel.  Richard Madeley claims Gallagher brothers burgled his house. Local 'zoo' forced to question the authenticity of vulture bought in car park.

We discuss the latest release from Faecal Matter...

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68. LA Podcast 232: A Personal Harem of Shaggable Swans
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Stories this week include:

Massive hologram of Vladimir Putin wins election by landslide. Thamesmead Swan Patrol disbands after failing their sole objective. Freezing temperatures results in Southeastern trains running with minor delays of up to five hours. Operation Takahe investigating the disappearance of the White Rabbit of Barnes Bridge.

Alex and Rob take a turn for the worse... 

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69. LA Podcast 231: Serious Safety Risks Involving Untrained Animals in Flight
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Stories this week include:

Country Park Assistant Ranger refuses to give up on the fairies. Romantic proposes to Pineapple in Greggs the Delicatessen. Joker brandishes sausage roll in offensive manner. Loyal emotional support hamster meets unceremonious end.

We celebrate the passing of another year...

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70. LA Podcast 230: The Strange and Competitive World of Camel Beauty Pageants
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Stories this week include:

Jack Sparrow impersonator marries ghost of 300-year-old pirate. French police bring abrupt end to simian sightseeing trip. Man armed with slip of paper attempts post office robbery. Camel beauty contest organisers reluctantly drop swimsuit round. 

We are still trying to raise money to replace our defunct microphone. Please donate what you can here. Thanks. 

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71. LA Podcast 229: A Bad Spell of Human Befouling at Bus Stops
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Stories this week include:

Butcher wielding blood sausage facilitates release. Woman calls RSPCA over slipper welfare concerns. Equipped father heads to park for some alone time. Local council takes drastic action to quell suspected dirty protest.

Now with 50% more pointless, rambling chat!

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72. LA Podcast 228: A Flurry of Unqualified People Delivering Nonsense Sign Language at Important Occasions
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Stories this week include:

Thamesmead Swan Patrol (TSP) forced to reduce daily patrols due to lack of interest. Surprise surge in chocolate coin sales as confusion surrounding cryptocurrency grows. The Krankies defend 'lewd and offensive' pantomime performance with crass and obscene statement. Origin of Species to be revised after man cements microwave to own head.

Also revealed: Rob is left empty-handed yet again...

Wishing all our listeners a very happy Christmas and restful New Year!

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73. LA Podcast 227: A Right Orange-Fingered Jabba the Hut
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Stories this week include:

The spectre of Robin Hood stages intervention for local UFO expert. Manhunt continues for crazed, pin-wielding fugitive. Travelodge to offer new donkey befriending service. Family rescued by coastguard after being caught 'swerving for a badger'.

Also revealed: We investigate the difference between marshland and wetland (which is as dull as it sounds)...

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74. LA Podcast 226: The Devil's Cucumber
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Stories this week include:

Faecal connoisseur shaves dog. Pensioner discovers unexploded courgette. Newcastle man admits that pasty tattoo was a misteak. Homeowner mourns the loss of front lawn.

Also revealed: The News Shopper has a new Editor-in-Chief...

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75. LA Podcast 225: Mock Effigies
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Stories this week include:

Welsh defeat hostile octopuses.

Remote village burns sacrificial wicker van to the God of broadband speeds.

Bus company owner sacks entire workforce in order to follow dream or not owning a bus company.

Papa John's sieg to distance themselves from Neo-Nazi endorsement.

Also revealed: Always count your partridges...

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76. LA Podcast 224: The Veneer of Textbook, Overdone Hipster Pretentiousness
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Breaking News: Alex goes it alone for the final time...

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77. LA Podcast 223: A Penis and Testicle-Shaped Mass
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Breaking News: Alex goes it alone...(Part 2)

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78. LA Podcast 222: The Buddhist Foreign Lobster Ritual
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Breaking News: Alex goes it alone...(Part 1)

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79. LA Podcast 221: Severed Penis Air Ambulance Callout
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Stories this week include:

Deadly sock discovered in Coventry bedroom.

Local hero to publish explosive diary charting the biodegradable properties of plastic bags.

Criminal gang charged with handling salmon in suspicious circumstances.

Man has final game of hide and seek with police before arrest.

Also revealed: We resurrect another pointless feature...

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80. LA Podcast 220: A Penis from a Greek Statue, Thousands of Sachets of Sea Monkeys and a Suitcase Full of Mannequin Hands
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Stories this week include:

Welsh shopkeeper forced to admit that dogs cannot talk following extensive research.

Morbid photo stunt damages priceless coffin.

Narcissistic and fantasist brags of his 'f*ck off money'.

Shock as Paranormal investigator reveals that haunted doll is haunted.

Also revealed: We search faeces on Wikipedia for no discernible reason...

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81. LA Podcast 219: Donald Trump and the Little Doll Hand Scratches
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Stories this week include:

Luddite uses petrol station. Possessed charity shop doll scapegoated for infidelity. Guinea pig 'deposited' in shopping centre bathroom.  Novelist and former landlord uses national newspaper to boast of her numerous achievements. 

Also revealed: Alex’s powers appear to be failing him…

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82. LA Podcast 218: An LGBT Friendly, Organic, Knit Your Own Yoghurt Type Place
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Stories this week include:

Forcible trout delivery destroys man's letterbox.
Community group left bewildered after malicious attack.
Charitable stranger donates untreated fox fur coat to shop. 
DVLA accused of cowardice after backing out of trail by combat request. 

Also revealed: We try to source a sixpence...

 

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83. LA Podcast 217: Rex the Stella Sea Eagle
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Stories this week include:

King George III inadvertently takes social media by storm.
Amazon's new delivery service proves wildly unpopular.
Bride and groom fall short of having the time of their lives. 
Crystal Palace mascot flies to Newcastle for job interview. 

Also revealed: We discuss the eagerly awaited return of Mr Ames...

 

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84. LA Podcast 216: An NVQ in Bee/Wasp Differential Studies
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Stories this week include:

Croydon finally gets the hero it never deserved.
Arkansas man gets biblical in the name of freedom.
Internal investigation into police biscuit theft starts to crumble. 
Magic money tree blamed for road littered with banknotes in Epping Forest. 

Also revealed: Would anyone listen to a podcast called 'Bee Talk'?

 

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85. LA Podcast 215: A Little Old Lady Living in the Country’s Biggest Taxpayer-Funded Council House
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Stories this week include:

Accidentally topless Little Mermaid swimsuit surprise hit with single, middle-aged men.
Homeless family refuses council house after second storey tent extension nears completion.
Bus driver in the sh*t after taking wrong turn
Councillors unanimously approve chauffeur for town cat. 

Also revealed: The tension is palpable...

 

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86. LA Podcast 214: The Mouse Awakens When the Pigeon Flies East
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Stories this week include:

Man celebrates first day at new job by leaving early and threatening to burn down manager's house.
Couple no longer alarmed by clock stuck in wall.
RSPCA rescues goose trapped in thong.
Toerag steals mummified digit from signature cocktail. 

Also revealed: We discuss the correct way to dispose of a dead goose...



87. LA Podcast 213: It's Not a Coalition, You D*ck!
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Stories this week include:

'Problem' cat elected to town council.
Police investigation into hand dryer thefts hotting up.
Common pineapple takes art world by storm.
Ill-conceived low budget remake of Animal Farm lands director in court. 

Also revealed: We establish the South Norwood Animal Tracking and Cat Helpline (SNATCH)...



88. LA Podcast 212: Liquid of Any Sort in the Face Is a Big Impediment to Action
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Stories this week include:

Croydon changes town motto to 'No Town is Perfect'.
Crisis brewing as Japan faces 'super-mature' adult film star shortage.
Man committed to moving lawn.
Charity shop sees surprise surge in sales after explicit photos discovered amongst donations. 

Also revealed: We receive an offer we can't refuse...



89. LA Podcast 211: Voodoo and Vampire Dolls, Dragon Skulls and Zombie Pin Cushions in the Shadow of Gloucester Cathedral
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Stories this week include:

Black Magic Badger Killers to play fundraiser for neighbourhood witches.
Unique Automated Blessing Robot wages holy war against own congregation.
Local man believes time traveller may have been captured on old school photograph.
Three-legged 'horse' fails to win Poundworld Steeplechase. 

Also revealed: We find out what Rob would be willing to do for money...



90. LA Podcast 210: Lonely Men in Smart Cars
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Stories this week include:

Sad badger spotted at car boot sale.
Council praised for installation of human faecal bags in local park.
Grandmother takes scenic route to hospital appointment.
Nurse makes playful comparison between elderly care home resident and Jabba the Hut. 

Also revealed: We relish a potential legal challenge...



91. LA Podcast 209: Jeremy Kyle and his Degenerate Associates Spouting Endless Platitudes and Statements of the Obvious
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Stories this week include:

Bistro leaves unpleasant taste in mouth following ill-conceived joke.
Man struggles to let go of dead brother. Literally.
Cheating husband admits to morning Pernod.
Irrelevant rapper organises immersive Lord of the Flies experience. 

Also revealed: Rob encounters the mythical porn fairy...



92. LA Podcast 208: The Mystery of the Bloody Limb (and the Dark Happenings of the Countryside)
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Stories this week include:

Middle aged man gatecrashes outward bound holiday for disadvantaged teens. 
Cross-dressing basketball player passes peacefully after learning of Trump's impeachment. 
Man fails to find anything in his back garden. Twice. 
4/5 people in Greater Manchester confused by the prospect of sex on a wine rack.   

Also revealed: We try not to mention Hitler...



93. LA Podcast 207: The 'Pets Before Profits' Annual Funeral Pyre and Barbecue
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Stories this week include:

Nationwide chain store to stop stuffing rabbits into chocolate eggs for Easter. 
Chelmsford in uproar following Burger King prank. 
Pensioner claims full grown gorilla will fit in a Vauxhall Cavalier. 
North Korea vows retaliation against local paper after Pyongyang compared to Skegness.   

Also revealed: We take time to reflect on the sacrifice made by chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch?



94. LA Podcast 206: A Godless, Cheap and Nasty World Where Yobs Seemingly Won't Take Responsibility for Their Own Bowel Movements
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Stories this week include:

Donkey with low self-esteem struggling to skate again. Renamed shopping street 'Archway to Hell' sees surprise decline in sales. Local town beats off stiff competition to be named 'Pervert Capital of the United Kingdom'. Charity fundraiser cancelled due to lack of interest.    

Also revealed: Would you consider contributing towards Rob's honeymoon?



95. LA Podcast 205: Bitter Little Opinions That Have No Actual Factual Content
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Stories this week include:

Supermarket manager attempts to cut short impromptu guitar solo by eight-year-old. 'Celebrated' editor takes to his keyboard to vent fury at pigeon-feeding pensioner. Drunk man fails to order Happy Meal from car wash. An alarming new crave called 'Water Drinking Battle for Men' is sweeping Japan.    

Also revealed: We spend too much time perfecting our Roland Rat impressions...



96. LA Podcast 204: The Very Worst Kind of Aggravated Vehicle Taking
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Stories this week include:

Jobseeker fails interview after struggling to answer probing questions. Corpse successfully contests rigged election. 'Greggs the Delicatessen' denies employing rats to manage mouse infestation at local store. Councils told to stop named streets after potential sex offenders.    

Also revealed: We come up with a new slogan for Birds Eye...



97. LA Podcast 203: Mr Head and His One Pitiful Rib
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Stories this week include:

New human speed bump proving unpopular with motorists. Man reluctantly admits that 3 hours in A&E preferable to watching Newcastle United. Cheltenham in shock after unripe avocado used in drive-by. Canary bears uncanny resemblance to an angry Cheeto.    

Also revealed: Rob admits to being a Harvester apologist...



98. LA Podcast 202: The Sad Tale of John Daniel
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Stories this week include:

Busty bust-up in Toby Carvery. Village resident regrets selling lover to circus. Father's fury at sh*tty swing in sh*tty park. Cornish newspaper breaks Trump 'exclusive'.    

Also revealed: The Graduation Theory gathers momentum...



99. LA Podcast 201: Hiding the Sausage and Other Such Phrases for Sexual Intercourse
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Stories this week include:

All female Slayer tribute band denies link to Croydon (and surrounding area) Cat Killer. Matalan defends range of luxury gifts made by 'highest category of UK-based prisoners'. Shopper tries to locate mystery woman following basket banter. Police detain poaching gang following unpheasant discovery.    

Also revealed: Rob makes a cash offer...



100. LA Podcast 200 (Listener Special): Rasta the Corn Snake and a Giant Grey and White Pomeranian Goose
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Stories this week include:

Woman shocked by exceptional breasts. Town refuses to recognise local hero that saved beloved pet from imaginary fire. Giant goose thought to be heading to Exeter. 'Expert' claims that the Ford Transit is the extra-terrestrial's light commercial vehicle of choice.    

Also revealed: Concern grows for Alex's mental wellbeing...



101. LA Podcast 199: A Tragic and Unremitting Spiral of Decline that Feeds Off Itself
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Stories this week include:

Firefighters stunned at duck's ability to swim in water. Local man insists that everyone should 'get it out' at Christmas. Foul-mouthed customer upset by free gift. Husband punches beaver for the first time, apparently.   

Also revealed: We name a selection of Welsh recording artists...



102. LA Podcast 198: A Jack Russell with A Gift for Escapology
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Stories this week include:

Saviour of poultry returns from the dead in Cornwall. Man with vendetta launches campaign to rid Gloucester of all pet felines. Factory worker engages in stand-off with armed police after mother revokes television privileges. Offensive Christmas decoration is this year's must have for Yewtree.  

Also revealed: We wish all our listeners a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...now, how about a badly sung Christmas carol?



103. LA Podcast 197: Peppa Pig and Her Whole Smug Family
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Stories this week include:

'West Country Disneyland' finally issued with a cease and desist for copyright infringement. Overweight son still upset despite a million wishes to the contrary. Police demand motorist pays for damage to mattress that caused A34 crash. Car park bones not human.  

Also revealed: We address a formal compliant...



104. LA Podcast 196: A Duck with a Broken Leg, Incorrectly Priced Vodka and Problems with Toileting
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Stories this week include:

Deer on beach reported to police. Lindsay Lohan dismisses Northamptonshire town. Man captures picture of ghost/dog on Snapchat. Smug b*stard awarded chocolate.  

Also revealed: Alex smells his jeans...



105. LA Podcast 195: A Banker, A Company Director, A Member of an Australian Winemaking Family and A Lord
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Stories this week include:

Police launch investigation into 'special interest' club established by Tory peer. Attention seeking roofer finds imaginative new way to embarrass himself. Delays to train service caused by wrong kind of squirrel. Aliens force man to go to bed.  

Also revealed: Rob gets angry...



106. LA Podcast 194: No Pirates, Just Druggies
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Stories this week include:

Shopper severs own toe in protest at store's woeful Christmas display. Father admits concocting message in a bottle stunt to enliven mundane existence. Conservation peer may or may not have murdered family pet. Disagreement quickly slides into mass brawl.  

Also revealed: We celebrate the New World Order...



107. LA Podcast 193: Ronald McDonald and the Magic of Saturated Fats
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Stories this week include:

Better class of racist thug convicted in Poole. Off-roading pensioners incite cow stampede. Panthers believed to have infiltrated several FTSE 100 CEO posts. Harry Redknapp [REDACTED] [REDACTED] wife following [REDACTED] [REDACTED].  

Also revealed: We reluctantly discuss a certain election...



108. LA Podcast 192: Ghostly Smudge on Owner's Back Door
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Stories this week include:

'World's Grumpiest Old Woman 2015' stages naked protest after becoming fed up with everything. Bus driver finally admits abject hatred of passengers. Bespoke private offices double as public toilet. Sex act on nature trail sets evolution back by approximately 65 million years.  

Also revealed: Alex reveals his failed career as a magician...



109. LA Podcast 191: Blatantly Obvious Doomed Attempt to Make Unphotogenic Son into Superstar
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Stories this week include:

Well-endowed fleas begin reign of terror across South East London. Police finally crack Travel Cluedo theft. Man finds Holland-on-Sea deserted with not a Pokemon in sight. Eight-year-old fails to secure financial backs despite identifying emerging marketing opportunities. 

Also revealed: We go on pilgrimage...



110. LA Podcast 190: Chocolate Labrador Galaxy Sex Toy
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Stories this week include:

Croydon cat killer film 'Operation Takehe' set for London-wide release. Highly skilled regiment of weaponised monkeys manages to steal nuclear codes. Footballer stands firm on proposed legal action. Unlucky Russian scientist watches awkward situation get significantly worse. 

Also revealed: We launch the campaign for the 'Redistribution of Bank Holidays'...



111. LA Podcast 189: The Dorchester and District Rabbit Fanciers
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Stories this week include:

Domino's attempt to liven up boring cheese and ham pizza. Police track down flasher resembling infamous Bond villain. Siblings head to Blackheath Common for a 'Pokemon Hunt'. Teacher caught sneaking in to school to retrieve leftover fish fingers. 

Also revealed: We debate how clean a pufferfish actually is...



112. LA Podcast 188: A Charlton Bound Fleet of UFOs
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Stories this week include:

Former Chancellor believed to be amassing private militia to stage coup. Beloved inflatable employee forced into early retirement for a crude piece of 'misguided marketing humour'. Stables left facing bankruptcy after 15 tons of 'equine gold' goes up in flames. Unusual sculptures become the toast of the town. 

Also revealed: We consider employing the services of a local professor...



113. LA Podcast 187: A Full Size Terracotta Garden Statue of Noel Edmunds (House Party Era)
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Stories this week include:

Olympics in jeopardy after box of matches go missing. Police appeal for witnesses after alleged 'milking' in local park. Telephone box protest ends in stalemate. Claimants to receive abusive voicemails from Job Centre staff until they re-enter employment says Work and Pensions Secretary. 

Also revealed: Rob buys a birthday card...



114. LA Podcast 186: A Flock of Seagulls Off Their Beaks on Acid
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Stories this week include:

Jealous partner seizes on opportunity to release beloved family pet back into wild. Delivery driver leaves helpful note for self-employed mother. Village idiot finds herself in yet another hilarious scrape. Ministry of Justice deny reports of pilot scheme where drones used to deliver meals to prisoners. 

Also revealed: The YouTube push continues...



115. LA Podcast 185: An Undisclosed Curry Factory in Wales
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Stories this week include:

Tinder tool gets the military coup he rightly deserves. Victim of air rage allowed to fly plane for remainder of flight. Man delighted at prospect of first 'banana' party. Helicopter and leaf-blower fails to dry out cricket pitch in time for crucial game. 

Also revealed: Anyone for YouTube?



116. LA Podcast 184: Beautiful Red Permed Hair Reminiscent of the 80's (and a Collection of Chessboards from Colonel Gaddafi)
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Stories this week include:

Woman shocked to see cock on roundabout. Terrifying creature revealed to be some old yarn.  Llamas stage protest against Tour de France. Man bored of Brexit captures pilot of UFO on film.

Also revealed: We consider filing for copyright infringement...



117. LA Podcast 183: Excessive Flatulence as a Result of Chocolate Bars and Cheap Curries
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Stories this week include:

Police smash illegal rubber duck racing ring. Disgraced former Animal Hospital presenter causing stink in prison.  Man that probably met Michael Jackson convicted of tax avoidance. Mythical 10 man train believed to be active in Barnehurst.

WARNING: High levels of Brexit contained within this podcast...



118. LA Podcast 182: Conned into Buying a Lumpy, Useless Mattress
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Stories this week include:

Electro Smog set to release comeback album produced by Noel Edmonds. 31 years of karate experience failed to prevent savage attack on washing machine.  Vicar invokes diplomatic immunity from the Almighty following drunken arrest. Department of Work and Pensions refuses to apologise for placing all pensioners in 'non-working/technically deceased' group in order to re-calculate benefits.

Also revealed: We explore the weird and wonderful submissions for 'the episode' competition...



119. LA Podcast 181: Subjected to a Long Period of Restricted Liberty (and Unacceptably Trussed Up Like a Chicken)
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Stories this week include:

Concerns for the mental well-being of 'Priscilla Prim' increase following unprovoked attack on 'Auntie'. Shitterton upstaged by Brown Willy and Scratchy Bottom.  Woefully inadequate man exposed by partner with extensive sex aid collection. Maid escapes ill-conceived amateur remake of comedy farce starring Michael Palin.

Also revealed: We revisit a wildly unpopular and often forgotten soap opera...



120. LA Podcast 180: A Half Man, Half Dog Creature and the Black-Eyed Ghost Children
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Stories this week include:

Idyllic beauty spot left vacant following werewolf sightings. Police refuse selfie with naked sleepwalker.  Lonely man haunted by amorous pigeons. Bouncing pervert captured on CCTV.

Also revealed: Alex threatens to reveal 'old stinker'...



121. LA Podcast 179: Making Aboriginal Wind Instruments Out of Loo Rolls and Matchsticks
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Stories this week include:

Band of Dickensian characters stage art heist hoax. Cuts to defence budget starts to bite.  Controversial politician provokes outrage by failing to mention Hitler during interview. Skin flute 'not a real instrument' claims orchestra.

Also revealed: Rob goes to a concert...



122. LA Podcast 178: A Lovely Mixture of Toilet Paper, Raw Sewage and Sweetcorn, Always Sweetcorn
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Stories this week include:

Ricky Gervais refuses to speak out against (or in favour of) the Croydon Cat Killer. Family day out ruined by sh*tty trampoline.  Jammie dodgers make off with £10,000 worth of biscuits. Couple has passports confiscated for their own safety.

Also revealed: We launch an ill-conceived and idiotic competition...



123. LA Podcast 177: High Voltage Observations in a Light Shop
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Stories this week include:

Epping Forest police constable finally begins to justify salary. South Norwood Animal Rescue and Liberty (SNARL) continue push for global domination.  McDonald's customer politely asked to leave after dining with axe. 'Celebrity' fabricates invasion of privacy story to raise funds for second pair of Bermuda shorts.

Also revealed: We discuss the upper age bracket to have your picture taken with a Shetland pony...



124. LA Podcast 176: Desperate and Illiterate Local News Journalist
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Stories this week include:

Militant group annexes Swanage and forms breakaway state. Isolated farmer continues to lose grip on reality amongst her chickens.  Bristol residential claims to have had vision of infamous 'Hand of God' goal. Outgoing journalist decides to mock local dialect in final article.

Also revealed: We make light of the impending collapse of capitalism.



125. LA Podcast 175: The Man with the Makeshift Fleshy Tube
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Stories this week include:

Intelligent parrot outwits captor. Violence erupts at Easter fun day after the hot cross buns run out.  Covert chip shop reviewer breaks cover.  All the items to make your party go off with a bang found in local canal.

Also revealed: We return to Derby, just around lunchtime...



126. LA Podcast 174: Krusty the Crown on Meth
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Stories this week include:

Man resorts to violence after listening to the Archers. The homeless to be given reconditioned laptops to aid property search.  Gang of pensioners in the picture for suspicious swan murders.  Incomprehensible man believed to have normal sized hands.

Also revealed: We discuss the plays of Arthur Miller and something about Donald Trump...



127. LA Episode 173: Emergency Stops for Pigeons and Eduardo the Overweight Cat
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Stories this week include:

Supermarket forced to clarify that their 'Bag for Life' cannot resurrect the dead. Woman outraged at 'vile' mannequin that can clearly be seen not wearing a watch.  RSPCA investigate picture of smoking magpie just for something to do.  Anonymous review of public toilet makes strange reference to 'sticky' facilities.

Also revealed: The derogatory comments about the suspected career choices of our listeners continue...



128. LA Podcast 172: Scientific Analysis of Several Headless Cats
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Stories this week include:

Concerned shopper decides to 'water' frozen vegetables. Goose shot dead in drive-by sparks nationwide manhunt.  Extensive RSPCA investigation into cat murders reveals nothing of interest. Ironically named charity shop discovered to be selling live hand grenade.

Also revealed: The Woodland Murder Detectives make an unwelcome return...



129. LA Podcast 171: An Innocent Conversation about Vampires
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Stories this week include:

Lonely bachelor living vicariously through cat manages to entice fox into grubby world. Monkey with drink problem purchased by Eynsford based wildlife centre.  Man carrying child in fancy dress spotted walking along westbound carriageway of M60. Woman fails to identify brand of chicken and mushroom slice that led to vicious altercation.

Also revealed: Alex learns of the mystical town of Uttoxeter...



130. LA Episode 170: A Brainless Blunder by a Band Leader in a Bavarian-Style Oom-Pah Band
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Stories this week include:

Martin Clunes to star as the notorious Cat Ripper in six-part dramatisation. Bovidae cash and carry opens in North Wales.  Wildlife centre admits more animals appear to have escaped following audit. Woman mistakes birdsong for multiple gun shots.

Also revealed: We immerse ourselves in the world of Geoffspresso...



131. LA Podcast 169: Mile High Emotional Support Turkey
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Stories this week include:

Grieving terrapin stolen from family home. Local councillor vows to 'protect the water' of local pool following vandalism.  Couple find disproportionate amount of insects in vegetables. Man refuses to apologise for 'hilarious visual joke' satirising fast food chain's 'snappy' service.

Also revealed: We continue to make assumptions about our listenership...



132. LA Episode 168: A Prosthetic Leg, a Life-Sized Spiderman Doll and Enough Musical Instruments to Form a Band
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Stories this week include:

Bus company apologises for absurd diversion route. Waitrose reinstate silver service in cafes after pensioners threaten boycott.  Dorset County Council employs private militia to eradicate gangs of rough squirrels. Family relieved to find beloved relative in London Transport lost property office.

Also revealed: We attempt to find the Cat Ripper of Old Croydon Town...



133. LA Episode 167: Whatever Happened to Freedom of Expression Now That The School Nazis Think They Own Kid's Minds?
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Stories this week include:

Mystery box containing mannequin dressed as Osama Bin Laden washes up on Boscombe beach. Anarchistic haircut leads to outbreaks of Fascism in school.  Police activia looking for suspected in drive-biotic yoghurt attack on croquet teacher. One too many viewings of 'Jaws' leads to absurd espionage claim.

Also revealed: Rob makes a shocking and tragic confession (I really am sorry)...

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com



134. LA Podcast 166: Three Hundred Complaints, Twelve Injunctions and Three Jail Terms
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Stories this week include:

Couple discuss the physical and mental challenges of married life. Pizza chain finds novel way of promoting brand by scanning the frequencies of every emergency service.  Set of windows threats to destabilize humanity. Woman shaken by sight of sunlight in local park.

Also revealed: We give a history lesson on men called Robert Stephenson...

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com



135. LA Podcast 165: Tired of Concerns about Feral Pigs Going Unheard by the Forestry Commission
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Stories this week include:

Steep rise in heartbroken horses reported by RSPCA. Old milkman delivers tedious anecdote.  Excessive sunshine brings rail network to its knees. Wild boar hunter looking for excuse to kill again.

Also revealed: The social media cull continues...

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com



136. LA Podcast Listener Special (164): Melamine Formaldehyde Resin and Phosphoric Acid Spillage Blocking Routes to East Anglia
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Stories this week include:

Man demands girlfriend and cat be charged by police in relation to missing bacon. Dangerous driver pilloried for ludicrous choice of driving music.  Careless farmer concedes that missing sheep may have simply wandered off. Holidaymakers shocked to discover continent full of foreigners.

Also revealed: All listener. Some filler.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com



137. LA Podcast 163: Lukewarm Soup, Stale Bread, Rock Hard Stuffing Balls and Cold Christmas Lunch served Three Hours Late
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Stories this week include:

Jim Morrison surfaces to comment on vociferous wind turbine. Mascot of away team deemed to be national security threat.  Unpopular character from totalitarian regime booed at Star Wars premier. Cross-dressing drug addict acquitted of trespassing into 'panda enclosure'.

Also revealed: The donations keep rolling in...

 

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com



138. LA Podcast 162: The Fascist Octopus has Sung its Swan Song
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Stories this week include:

Fire Brigade praised by RSPCA for coming to the aid of a bullied parakeet. Online fraudster lands major book deal after raunchy phishing scripts go viral.  Pirate cafe fails to float everyone's boat. Local newspaper apologises for suggesting children should be sacrificed when confronted with a cougar attacked.

Also revealed: We plan a trip to the Magic Kingdom...

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Thank you all for your continued support, see you in 2016!

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com



139. LA Podcast 161: Overzealous Pursuit of a Man who allegedly Dropped Litter
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Stories this week include:

Man assaulted by fish tank. Rumours of Peter Gabriel auditioning monkeys for new project spread.  Police Christmas tree far from arresting. Football fan outsmarted by mascot.

Also revealed: We champion a new nickname for Mr Duncan Smith MP...

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com



140. LAPodcast 160: The Thought Processes of Fantasist Americans who want to Control the World
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Stories this week include:

Hair and beauty students learn how those with mental illness change light bulbs. Woman defends noise complaint against neighbour's cries for help. Man accidentally attends yet another racist puppet show. Organisers admit that event theme of 'burn the disabled' may not have been in the spirit of Christmas.

Also revealed: Alex gets a belated birthday/early Christmas present...

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com



141. LA Podcast 159: Human Slaughter in Correct Conformity with the Marquess of Queensbury Rules
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Stories this week include:

Christmas lights resembling pair of pants get taken down. African head of state beginning to resemble sci-fi villain. Sale of massive knitted bra reveals knockers from far and wide. Idiots register interest in purchasing glorified shed.

Also revealed: We revisit a well-loved cop show...

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com



142. LA Podcast 158: A Naked, Wet and Incoherent Man
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Stories this week include:

Disgruntled builder exacts revenge on local 'celebrity'. Charity bake sale takes unexpected erotic turn. NHS to begin recruiting specialist pigeons to replace junior doctors. 80 mile 'other realm' golden bridge fails to reunite man with former lover.

Also revealed: Rob has a new job...hopefully

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com



143. LA 157: An Out-of-Date Drink with Mould and Rot Floating Inside
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Local paper takes up residence in newly opened Awesome Tower. Man outraged after supermarket chain refuses to pay off mortgage in compensation for mouldy drink. Fast food giant attempts to sue ex-employee for excess use of ketchup. Another deplorable Hunt speaks out against Corbyn.

Also revealed: Rob admires some Turkish topiary



144. LA 156: Putting a Can of Deodorant through a Self-Service Till as a Banana
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Security guard stolen by shoplifter. Woman speaks out after vicious attack leaves her unable to hold hors d'oeuvre plate at parties. Phat Duong threatened by King Kong following alleged damage to his Ferrari. Witness confused by what constitutes a big cat.

Also revealed: We pitch a light-hearted cartoon about a serial shoplifter and her crazy antics...



145. LA 155: A Half Submerged Crocodile on Top of a Coffin, Freddy Krueger, a Floral Pacemaker and Other Unusual Funeral Flower Requests
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Woman retreats to Scotland to avoid comparisons to comedy scarecrow. Serial adulterer Tom Jones struggles to understand wife's depression. Falcons make break for freedom following failed record attempt. Well-endowed Spiderman has breakdown at children's party.

Also revealed: We debated on whether to call an ambulance...



146. LA 154: I'm Ronnie F**king Pickering!
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblrInstagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Man protects baby from teenager brandishing confetti. Tories unveil plans to tax the under-threes. Foul play leaves grandfather heartbroken. Husband's anger at emergency services delay in responding to his letter requesting urgent assistance.

Also revealed: We consider recording a Spanish language podcast called 'La Podcast'...



147. LA 153: David Cameron: An Insidious, Vindictive, Vile Excuse of a Man
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblrInstagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Prime Minister banned from West Yorkshire pig race fundraiser. Couple enjoy trip to local park to feed the rats. Man forcibly removed from children's party after performing unsettling pigeon 'trick'. Decapitated gingerbread man sparks police investigation in Derby.

Also revealed: We give instructions on how to judge a book by its cover...



148. LA 152: A Giant Continental Rabbit with a Permanent Head Tilt
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblrInstagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Local idiot digs own grave. Zoo owner denies taking frustration out on animals after failed license renewal. Scruff man wins political talent show. Abusive marketing strategy works wonders for failing restaurant

Also revealed: We discuss the New World Order...



149. LA 151: Permitting Outsiders to Bring Their Disgusting Habits and Tempting our Young Folk
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblrInstagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Abstract retelling of Lewis Carroll's classic entitled Tony Blair in Wonderland opens to mixed reviews. Bournemouth residents demand a better class of tramp. Anonymous vigilante remains anonymous. Misleading 'ponies and puppies' event provokes outrage in Welsh village.

Also revealed: Is Alex the victim of an elaborate washing machine based prank...



150. LA 150: Incredible Response to Bacon Complaint
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblrInstagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Supermarket pulls crunch fish finger range after safety concerns. Grandmother attempts to stage amateur production of West Side Story with gang of feral peacocks found in kitchen. Channel 5 denies exploring viability of migrant themed game shows after receiving ill-conceived list of concepts via e-mail. Customer complains to supermarket. Supermarket responses.

Also revealed: A strange, talking, Cockney Weetabix...



151. LA 149: "Scumbag Numpty's who are Out of Work, Loaded with Testosterone & are Druggies"
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblrInstagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Bragging criminal fails to impress petrol station cashier. Protests continue as Jack the Ripper museum fails to adequately convey plight of suffragettes. Company refuses to collect skip containing light aircraft. Rotting fish corpse thought to be prop from low budget film 'Pikenado!'

Also revealed: We discuss the merits of the Natural History Museum...



152. LA 148: A Cheetah on the Moon
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblrInstagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Serial gardener wanted by police. Beloved lawn ornament makes a break for freedom. Notorious Norfolk biker gang believed to be behind string of broken marriages. Unconfirmed sightings of weaponised falcon reported over Kent.

Also revealed: Rob camps it up...



153. LA 147: The Litigious and Greedy Society We Live In
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblrInstagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Course designed for able-bodied to experience disability branded offensive and tasteless. Man claims to have domesticated seagull. Jeremy Hunt delayed response to #ImInWorkJeremy backlash due to extended weekend break. Woman hunted down by supermarket chain following mouldy sweetcorn complaint.

Also revealed: We drop some hints...



154. LA 146: Intercourse with Demons
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblrInstagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Investigative journalist secures exclusive interview with woman during act of public urination. Man fails to explain unexpected erection following supermarket trip. Melodramatic mother manages to ruin son's birthday yet again. Big cats in Gloucestershire believed to have acquired firearms.

Also revealed: The Woodland Murder Detectives face an uncertain future...



155. LA 145: A Set of Bloody Three-Toed Footprints and Some Shed Reptile Skin Nearby
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblrInstagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Dinosaur eggs designed to 'inspire imagination' triggers state of panic among children in primary school. Residents express anger after neighbour's extension blocks out sun. Michael Jackson impersonator struggles to light candle. Party members throw backing behind 'Vote Labour and Win a Microwave!' slogan ahead of the 2020 election.

Also revealed: Rob tells some 'jokes'...



156. LA 144: Persistently Making Use of a Public Electronic Communications Network for the Purpose of Causing Annoyance, Inconvenience or Needless Anxiety
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblrInstagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Fossil hunter finds dog sized dinosaur skeleton in Wales. Family request information after theft of hideous garden ornament. Local vigilante remains anonymous despite revealing identity. Man loses perspective after close encounter with pike.

 

Also revealed: We reveal a cunning plan...



157. LA 143: Another Human Right Crushed by a Judicial Puppet
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblrInstagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Production company needlessly slaughters dinosaur to promote film. Reputable door-to-door fish salesman vilified by police. Buzzard continues reign of terror in local park. Driver claims severe damage to car following accident appeared to aid performance.

Also revealed: We discuss the benefits of electoral fraud...



158. LA 142: A Nice Comfortable Place for Mature, Sensible People to Come and Enjoy Themselves
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblrInstagram or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

NHS cuts hit hard in Scotland. Davis Attenborough apologises for wanton destruction of theme park model. New record price set for bottle of Cherryade by Welshman. Adult cinema withdraws concessionary membership for under 18s.

Also revealed: We extinguish the camp fire...



159. LA 141: Revenge of the Amazing Pube Beard Man
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Unexplained rise in anti-social behaviour linked to guest ale in South East London. Middle class revealed to be stealing from John Lewis for fun. Woman denies being hero after strangling woodland creature. Fantasist apologises to friends and family after local paper story greatly exaggerates boring stag do.

Also revealed: We make some generalisations...



160. LA 140: Pathetic Miscreants Living a Soulless Existence
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

MP triumphs over local dog to win marginal seat. Hospital praises contractor for cutting costs of confidential waste disposal. Aggressive beggars ruining area for upstanding casual drinkers. Visiting celebrity coerced into promoting under threat tourist attraction.

Also revealed: We invade Instagram (we're @lapodcast in case you're interested)...



161. LA 139: £160 in Cash, Bank Cards, a Travel Pass and a Memory Stick of Photos of a Holiday to Arizona for a Friend’s Wedding
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Farage has photo taken with potential immigrants in petrol station. Cowboy mourns loss of wallet following near fatal heart attack. Footballer caught scoring sacked by club. Sex cinema reveals stiff members only policy.

Also revealed: We fail to learn from our mistakes...



162. LA 138: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Missing parrot berated for woeful grasp of English. Search for naked pervert builds to climax. Legless individual cons taxi driver out of fare. Good Samaritan criticised over questionable call to emergency services.

Also revealed: Rob enquires about a celebratory pint...



163. LA 137: World Shattering Cutting-Edge Community Journalism at its Very Best!
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Fisherman redefines what constitutes high-speed chase. Cloud-shaped cloud revealed to be cloud. Pensioner foils trousers thief. Babysitter uses Craigslist without adequate training.

Also revealed: We read a review (of a supermarket)...



164. LA 136: Like an Innuendo but with Lewd Anti-Religious Connotations
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Heritage railway shunted into corner over position on hardcore porn film. Woman sees nothing through window. Local vicar unmasked as renegade street artist. Cafe attempts to regain license by agreeing to curtail adult nights and install indoor toilet.

Also revealed: Rob is exonerated...



165. LA 135: Raising a Smile and Relief from this Election Rubbish
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The most trusted name in local news: Local Anaesthetic is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Pervert outraged following April Fools' prank at bike shop. Man shacks up with formerly famous eagle. Court finds cardboard toilets now worth the paper they're printed on. Charity inundated with donations following bouncing breast event.

Also revealed: Rob is unmasked as an April fool...



166. LA 134: Two Horns, Three Metallic Head Beads and Two Dyed Eyes in Homage to the Parrots
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The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Bogus masseur alleged to carry clipboard. Postman sacked off after failure to deliver. Drunken pig banned from pub following spate of anti-social behaviour. Local council's Feline Refuse Disposal Officer leaps into action again.

Also revealed: We ask 'have you donated yet?'



167. LA 133: Bullet-Hard Nipples and a Painful Four Hour Erection
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The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Journalist finally rewarded with membership of 'private club' after string of articles boost revenue. Lovejoy wannabe has motor home and trailer full of antiques stolen. Teacher calls God seeking career advice. Tesco shock at sudden increase in banana sales.

Also revealed: Rob goes for a walk and Alex has an unwelcome visitor...



168. LA 132: Baseball Bats, Planks of Wood, Broken Bottles and a Metal Railing
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The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Cow wears bike as fashion accessory. Man warms member in toast. Customers report uneasy feeling after visit to fast food restaurant. Sleepy burglar rudely awakened.

Also revealed: Rob makes his move...



169. LA 131: From Ex-Scout to Co-operative Soldier of Fortune (with a Wealth of Camping and Survival Experience)
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The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Former scout calls local paper after changing his mind about becoming astronaut despite ability to name all planets in order. X-rated version of Fifty Shades of Grey in 4D proves too much for cinema goers. Woman has breakfast following car crash. Toddler fails to give reasonable defence for watching television without license.

Also revealed: Rob confesses to staging a photo opportunity...



170. LA 130: Traumatic Tea Towel Fire Terror
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The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Editor beats morning stiffness. Homeowner banned from keeping tea towels for 5 years. Local newspaper gives blow by blow account of visit to sex cinema. Cambodian family deprived of literacy by Parcel Force.

Also revealed: Alex gets the gift of time...



171. LA 129: Watery on the Palate before Revealing a Foul Aftertaste
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The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Pub critic assaulted by inflatable goalpost. Roger Moore blackmailed into reading local paper.  Interpol launches international manhunt for feline serial killer. Man questions life plan after selling surfboard to buy £300 picture of laptop.

Also revealed: Alex launches an appeal!



172. LA 128: Complimentary Wine, Beer and Viagra, in addition to a Souvenir Video of the Activities
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The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

'Car Park Pete' causes city of Derby to declare bankruptcy. B&B's optional extras package results in threefold increase in bookings.  Mysterious blue fox checks out of Travelodge. Complaint over excessive use of innuendo casts shadow over train guard's illustrious career.

Also revealed: We read a sexy bedtime story!



173. LA 127: Some Haggard Disgusting Old Woman with Some Kind of Awful Skin Condition
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The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Michael forced to change password. One-hit wonder attacks holidaymaker after table ownership dispute.  Author traumatised by 'factual' randy ghost hitchhiker story. Police apologise after fat joke results in numerous road closures.

Also revealed: Alex buys a book!



174. LA 126: A Poor and Unfortunate Creature Hit by a Ships Propeller
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The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Bathroom showroom manager admits distributing illegal bus stop fetish porn. Ketamine experiment findings highlight Croydon to have 'nicest' people in London.  Dog lover reveals intention to have all dog bridal party. Struggling artist turns to local news headlines in desperation.

Also revealed: We receive a strong early contender for E-Fit of the Year...



175. LA 125: Comedy Sketches, Audience Participation, Crossing-Dressing Elves and a Series of Dares (AKA: An Era Before Money and Satan Took Over)
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The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

 

Listeners can submit stories via FacebookTwitterTumblr or e-mail: lapodcast.net@gmail.com

 

 

Stories this week include:

Charitable man gives £3,000 to unlucky pair. Restaurant manager's racist rant following disagreement over the Louisiana Purchase.  Sexually frustrated couple use light-hearted festive comedy sketch as therapy. Jeweller denies knowledge of deliberate drain blockage which led to record sales due to sewage flood.

Also revealed: We briefly mourn the passing of Tigger...



176. LA 124: A Life of Avian Isolation watching Liza Minnelli Musicals on DVD
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

Beauty queen wins Mediocre Smile of the Year award. Rare Bulgarian Shyte Hawk spotted in Kent. The Special One denies rumoured signing of Jesus Christ. Ex-porn star releases budget French cook book which includes recipes such as sucre sur la pain and cornflakes avec de l'eau.

Also revealed: Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it on the podcast...



177. LA Episode 123: The Love Child of Desperate Dan and Mrs Potato Head
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

Barrister charged with contempt of court after making excessive number of lamppost related jokes during trail. Police arrest squirrel under the Terrorism Act following standoff in school playground. Operation Yuletree releases more detailed description of criminal dressed as Santa Claus after 10,000+ suspected sightings. Woman reveals that she believed Blackheath park bench stranger to be a nutter.

Also revealed: We start work on our new bestselling novel 'Croquet in Baghdad'...



178. LA 122: Two Leopard Skulls, Four Monkey Heads and a Skeleton of an Infant Crab eating a Macaque
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

Bus driver arrested by grammar police. Gas safety certificate containing declaration of love backfires spectacularly. Blindness curse lifted by 'magical' optician. Hospital's theatrical production based upon Greek mythology in jeopardy after Icarus goes method.

Also revealed: Alex unwittingly returns to Dickensian London...sort of.



179. LA 121: The Cock Happy Electric Chicken
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

Manager politely reminds customer that staff will not exchange money for sex. Man demands refund from pet manufacturer after taking traumatised dog on luxury spa break. Woman disappointed after impulse buy with suggestive name turns out to be toy chicken. Cream tea offered as compensation to working class mother.

Also revealed: We demand to know how far away the goats are?!



180. LA 120: Embarrassing Cash Machine Translation Mishap
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

Catford celebrates victory in UK's sexiest bus route competition. Court hears depraved man suggest Crayford day trip to unsuspecting partner. Driver refuses to pay delivery charge on chicken tikka after ploughing car in takeaway window. Restaurateur cautioned by police after force feeding expired food produce to grandmother following food hygiene inspection.

Also revealed: Our top three tips for correctly identifying excrement...



181. LA 119: A Stolen Bronze Dragon and a Statue of Jesus
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

Protestors get their bloody meat out in Central London. Woman hands over £1,500 to bogus door-to-door council tax collector. Criminal slams cost of coach hire as daylight robbery. Scrap metal dealer and crematorium plaque enthusiast denies clandestine marriage to badger.

 

Also revealed: We keep the camp fire burning…



182. LA 118: Horrible Husky Death Pact
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

Nick Berry found safe and wealthy after concern from local media. Fish puns in newspaper article overshadow seriousness of road traffic accident. Bird of prey centre deny dinosaur breeding program. Express gynaecology clinic condemned by medical professionals.

Also revealed: We attempt to find out whether we get to keep the pen...



183. LA 117: A Few Wisps of Tepid Air Achieving Nothing
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

Street performer burned at the stake for witchcraft in Woolwich. Man admits that unwitting lie to girlfriend led to international campaign. College of Psychic Studies graduate fails to see link to terrorist organisation. Female giant spotted in Cardiff restaurant.

Also revealed: Too much detail about our nocturnal ablutions...



184. LA 116: Zillions of Neurotic Cats and Tarted-Up, Silly, Yappy Doggies!
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Mushroom enthusiast and fun guy suspected of sexual foraging. Helicopter pilot questions structural rigidity of brick wall belonging to Communist. Fully grown male found wrapped around boiler in family's kitchen. Cat killer phones in deadly snake sighting to elude capture.

Also revealed: The animal noises make a welcome return...



185. LA 115: Steaming Pile of Chanticleer Ornamental Pears
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Council ridicules resident after failing to identify an apple. Boxer arrested after claiming left hook healed the sick. Pub chain deny dirty dishcloth cover-up. Obedient Wives Club admits booking error following lecture at local Women's Institute branch.

Also revealed: Just why would you burn down the worker's shed...?



186. LA 114: Year Long Campaign of Vandalism by Anti-English Racists (or Arrogant Little Sh*ts in Rusty Transits)
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Pensioner traumatised by protruding door excluder flashbacks. Insurance company quietly selves comprehensive straw cover policy. Se7en themed birthday party brought to abrupt end after present giving. Woman disgraced by horse fingered by rag & bone men.

Also revealed: Just who is Ethel Testicles...?



187. LA 113: Bristol Suburb Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Attack
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Man caught off guard by pomegranate. Survey finds that 1 in 5 believe London to be separate country. Travelling meat salesmen questioned by police. Ninja turtle prime suspect in turf war shooting.

Also revealed: Rob forgets the lobster...



188. LA 112: A Can of Special Brew and a Tesco Mop
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Sentient cash machine turns political. Shopping trolley celebrated as local hero after filling void in station car park. Market trader prosecuted after selling sex pills to underage seahorses. Cat takes neighbours hostage after receiving Antisocial Behavioural Order from council.

Also revealed: We sit in the dark...



189. LA 111: One of the Most Brutal Fascist Regimes the World has Ever Witnessed
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Diabetes charity falls victim to ironic burglary. Protester disavowed by Anonymous collective after failing to understand the definition of anonymity. Historians ridicule 'ludicrous' link between road signs and Nazi atrocities. Police consider demand for 10 day all inclusive Caribbean cruise made by man on rooftop.

Also revealed: We mourn the loss of B*stard the sheep...



190. LA 110: Depraved and Devious Transgender MOD Tights Fetishist
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Man reunited with semi-naked father. Sailor blames map of Southampton for almost certain death. Repeat victim of raw sewage floor contemplates move. Tesco reconsiders £50 Oddbins voucher for participants of Go Sober 2014.

Also revealed: We discuss the cut-off age for the Now That's What I Call Music compilations...



191. LA 109: Miliband Beheading Comment
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Recently found left-handed teenager missing again. Police smash anti-feline terrorist ring. Conman facing jail time after conning woman with biscuity treat scam. Racist unsurprisingly racist.

Also revealed: We apologise for the tone we've set...



192. LA 108: Weird Skinny Burger King-Eating "Veggie"
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Tesco introduces mandatory chocoloate bar identification training. Tests reveal that mystery object found in loaf of bread to be 15th century Papal ring. Gnomes held in police custody on firearms charge. Environmentalist attempts to recycle disused JCB digger.

Also revealed: We discuss the bread product compensation scale...



193. LA 107: Painfully Ill-fitting Spare Limb: Stories of Alienation and Disaster
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Animatronic tyrannosaurus stolen from council estate in Hackney. Cockle boat owner denies bragging to locals about prosthetic leg sale. Father struggles to feed monster baby. Supermarket giant refuses to compensate man who found crab in cereal.

Also revealed: Rob has some new neighbours...



194. LA 106: Fire Damaged BlackBerry Device
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Sex shop trails drone delivery service. Stationery shortage results in city farm taking drastic action. Impoverished volunteer bailiff beheads swan. Police fail to find cat in showering woman video despite repeat viewings.

Also revealed: We ask "can you smell chip fat?"



195. LA 105: A Dangerous Mix of Vanity and Stupidity
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Man answers phone up to six times a day. Fusion takeaway admits that curry surprise ingredients may have been somewhat ambiguous. Extremely low budget Hulk remake filmed in Deptford. Millionaire incites cat euthanasia plan after being abandon by childhood kitten.

Also revealed: We hatch a plan involving the elderly..



196. LA 104: Pubic Hair Drive-Thru Altercation
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Reporter milks large nippled dog story. Couple deny illicit hotel liaison with escort rabbit. Primary school defends work experience programs with strip club and travelling circus. 'Pet of the Week' story dropped after talking bird found to be paranoid delusion.

Also revealed: Alex impersonates a budgie...



197. LA 103: Small Pieces of Plastic in a Ciabatta
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

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Stories this week include:

Gambling addict prosecuted after placing bet on length of time before child stolen from outside bookmakers. Miraculous improvement in child's eyesight after told to move closer to objects. Police Commissioner turns to Cup a Soup for comfort and policy advice. Charity shop staggered by dramatic increase in donations of broken glass and Annie Lennox CDs.

Also revealed: We discuss cats and cafes...



198. LA 102: Inhumane and Cruel Acts against Innocent Animals
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Fly-tipping of unwanted eagles on increase. Swans destroyed by spawn of scum parents. 81-year-old crow attack victim makes dubious career claim. Passenger indignant after staff refuse discount on day return to Holyhead for pony.

Also revealed: We mourn the passing of a comedy legend...



199. LA 101: Russian Aerobics Instructors in Need of Assistance with Air Fares
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

KFC attempts to woo lucrative funeral trade with allocated park spaces for hearses. Orange unveils new 'Pathetic' price plan for contemptible customers. Former decorator still single despite lonely hearts advert for 'slim, top heavy, 20-25 year old stunner with no discernible intelligence. No fat chicks.' Shortage of Einstein busts and Buddha statues blamed for fall in inflation.

Also revealed: We investigate a murder...



200. LA 100: A Blur of Animal Abuse, Editor's Eye's, Memorable Characters and other forms of Odd Behaviour
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Mass brawl at bus garage open day following disparaging Routemaster joke. Deadly cheetah on loose is 'occupational hazard' claims owner. UKIP candidate makes spurious claim that homeless foreigner took cardboard box from homeless British man which prompted alleged assault. Welsh people 'superior genetic material' claims part-time Ufologist and fantasist.

Also revealed: We reflect on the last 99 episodes...



201. LA 99: £500,000 Moby Dick Golf Course
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Emergency services question soaring costs of superfluous rescue boat. Family man moves back in with parents after hilarious prank comes to fruition. High Priestess denies link between dirty nappies and the occult. Sh*tbags fingered in attempted asthmatic memorial bench theft.

Also revealed: We get interrupted...



202. LA 98: A Callbox in Afganistan
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Nick Griffin, BNP Chairman denies shameless attempt to secure female vote by canvassing in drag. Police close-in on amateur social worker after stethoscope found in hedgerow. Mice annex council house and establish sovereign territory. Somalia pirate exchanges life on the high sea for deputy manager position in local Gregg's delicatessen.

Also revealed: We discuss the romantic side of a theme park ride...



203. LA 97: Small Pink Spade and a Deceptive Angle
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

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Stories this week include:

Discredited historian claims clowning profession descended from Jesus. Dramatic increase in requests for Victorian hairstyles reports salon. School introduces corset and suspenders discussion to sex and relationships education. Security guard suspended after using genitals to search items for contraband.

Also revealed: Rob struggles...



204. LA 96: Alfredo the Magical Clown
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Seven-year-old headteacher ushers in changes reminiscent of Victorian workhouse. Swingers delighted by Black Bullhead discovery. Clown shortage unrelated to ongoing police operation says clown union, No Laughing Matter. Misconceptions about Wales found to be only partial true. Amateurish podcast features in local paper after competition entry (Click here).

Also revealed: We endorse the legendary triangular Swiss chocolate with honey and almond nougat...



205. LA 95: A Bladed Article outside the Club
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

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Stories this week include:

Local pub praised for security measures in review. Woman inherits supermarket empire after finding rancid pastrami. Fast food chain defends advertisements aimed at pets. Grandmother threats bouncer after disparaging remark about bicycle repair business.

Also revealed: We cover the same story...



206. LA 94: Sympathy with a Convicted Arsonist
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Disgruntled park keeper admits laying poison sandwich traps. Smoke alarm aid burns in fire. Arsene Wenger denies Joan of Arc rumour. Pathetic child distressed after find rat in bed.

Also revealed: How to fit a duvet through a letterbox...



207. LA 93: Ill-Conceived Badger Carcass Transportation Crusade
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Flying ace Sidcup Morrison knighted in Queen's Birthday Honours List. Greendale residents outraged after postmaster alleged to resemble dead tree. Newspaper launches top ten list competition after news dries up. UFO sighting found to be cloud-shaped cloud.

Also revealed: We decide to enter a competition...



208. LA 92: More Bitterness than the Lemon Aisle in Sainsbury's.
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

Stories this week include:

Criminal receives 'Get out of Jail' free card after successfully committing all known offences. 'Money over Humanity' slogan dropped by global restaurant chain.  Mayor outlines controversial crocodile defence tax. Middle-class toddler trouser horror.

Also revealed: We converse with a pond...



209. LA 91: Afterlife Holiday Camp
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

Bananas uncovered as new gateway drug. Top ten best sociopathic chat-up lines revealed.  Grieving Orpington man denies knowledge of pre-booked break to Amsterdam after funeral. Croydon chosen as new face of mayonnaise.

Also revealed: We fondly remember the Mir Space Station Fire.  



210. LA 90: A Beginners Guide to Child Friendly Duck Snuff Films
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

New fashionable dead mouse cocktail hits Shoreditch. Door-to-door brick saleman outraged by malicious allegations.  Supermarket chain agrees lucrative mineral water deal with local pond. Drunken man cooks pants after mistaking wardrobe for fridge.

Also revealed: The romance comes to an abrupt end.  



211. LA 89: Green Anti-War Whack Jobs
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

Customer mistakenly identifies insect found in kebab. University withdraws funding after remote controlled cockroach.  Pavlova theft sparks nationwide condemnation. Shrub implicated in swan murder.

Also revealed: Alex has an axe to grind...not literally. 



212. LA 88: McSh*t, Lies and a Large McSlurry
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

 

 

Stories this week include:

Customer suggests anarchic new burger to fast food 'restaurant'. Journalist meets premature end over unsympathetic story.  Fairies discovered in rural barn. Tourist found using correct pronunciation results in immediate name change for Welsh village.

Also revealed: Rob uncovers his true heritage... 



213. LA 87: Bizarre and Spurious Objections to Part Time Lighting
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

 

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Stories this week include:

Taxi driver discovers headlights after 13 years in the business. Pigeon fancier grounded by council.  English breakfast composition discussion descends into anarchy. Significant breakthrough in historical saw theft rocks local community.

Also revealed: The continental feel continues... 



214. LA 86: A Secondhand Caravan in the Outback
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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Stories this week include:

Mysterious rise in repetitive strain injury in Stroud. 26 liars revealed after local survey on television ownership.  Work-shy gypsy curses haunted council house. Grandmother mourns loss of crap Christmas present.

Also revealed: Rob's dress sense is called into question...  



215. LA 85: Pre-Planned Christmas Day Hotel Lunch
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 


Stories this week include:

Deputy Chief Sewer Flusher once again overlooked for promotion. Mysterious dusty vase found among Christmas presents.  Missing dog loses picture competition. Train Operating Company denies passenger culling suggestion to reducing running costs.

Also revealed: Alex completes a jigsaw...  



216. LA 84: A Vague yet Dark Memory
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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Stories this week include:

Kidnapper passes through customs after producing consent letter from victim's father. Police finger suspect in prosthetic arm theft.  Makers of Monopoly struggle to fill board with local landmarks for new Swindon based edition. The ubiquitous White Van Man strikes again.

Also revealed: We dole out ill-advised relationship advice...  



217. LA 83: 'Christmas: The Festival of Greed'
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 


Stories this week include:

One man responsible for shock Whitehall biscuit budget overspend. Cultured man exiled from Croydon.  Local entrepreneur admits nonexistence sales of new Remembrance Day ice cream. Lamb's heart revealed as must have toy of 2013.

Also revealed: So this is the LA Christmas episode and what have we done? Another podcast over and another soon to come. 



218. LA 82: Twelve Hour Overnight Insect Factory Inferno
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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Stories this week include:

Man offered under-the-counter sheep in pub. Fisherman mistakes fish for crocodile.  Multilingual vigilante gives burglars good hiding. Former England midfielder gives poem to tattooist.

Also revealed: Alex gets distracted...



219. LA 81: A Deeply Saddening Spectacle of a Raccoon in a Bow Tie Riding a Bike
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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No headlines this week as they've become caught in the Christmas decorations.

 

Also revealed: We mourn the loss of a particular 1980's cartoon family.



220. LA 80: Multiple Monstrous Mega-Cracks
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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No headlines this week as they have contracted a virus and have subsequently been quarantined.

 

Also revealed: We mourn the loss of the Editor's Eye...




221. LA 79: Bras to Africa 2: Strapped for Cash
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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No headlines this week as they were mistaken thrown onto a bonfire.

 

Also revealed: We talk cold hard numbers...



222. LA 78: Qigong, Zumba and an Introduction to Raw Food
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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No headlines this week due to a scary clown.


 

Also revealed: We laugh a bit too hard...



223. LA 77: The Challenge of Booking a Plumber (or An Excuse for Infidelity)
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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No headlines this week as a naughty dog ate them.


 

Also revealed: We discover that Andrew Parkes has a twitter account (@ParkesTheEditor)



224. LA 76: Irregular Shaped Feature
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


 

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Stories this week include: Due to a printing error, there's no headlines this week.

 

 

 



225. LA 75: Retired Fishmonger's Terrifying Ordeal
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 


Stories this week include:

Cheap sex toy causes titillation among customers.  Pantomime cow cull begins in Stroud. Pensioner knocked sparko by apologetic attacker. Council defends new revenue stream through narcotics grown in city centre flowerpots.

Also revealed: We forget to celebrate.



226. LA 74: Traveller's Child Knife Death Threat
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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Stories this week include:

Man takes photo of bridge maintenance.  Neighbour's unrequited love manifests itself in tedious poem. Roller skating grandmother threatened by child with voice like Ian Paisley. Woman slammed for owning car after reliving tragic incident.

Also revealed: We issue a call for constructive criticism.



227. LA 73: Leisure Centre Pervert
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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Stories this week include:

Bomb disposal team carries out controlled explosion on WWII traffic cone.  Cry for help results in brewery challenge for local editor. Abused parrot finally speaks out. McDonald's introduces McTragic meal for wedding reception held in restaurant.

Also revealed: We feature a story that p*sses on all that came before.



228. LA 72: Aggressive Albino Desert Kingsnake
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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Stories this week include:

Council criticized after including brothel expenses in pensioner's budget plans. Shoddily painted boulders vandalised.  Fast food restaurant slammed after enforcing equine drive-thru ban. Woman startled by massive 3ft monster.

Also revealed: The News Shopper evades us again...



229. LA 71: Freddy Mercury Gorilla Controversy
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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Stories this week include:

Former Dallas star refutes alleged homophobia at local bowling alley. Jazz musician Reindeer Shank found safe and well in Blackheath.  Woman vows to never return to London after foot licking horror. Saved cow, dies.

Also revealed: Rob talks pottery...



230. LA 70: Farcical Fox Chase
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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Stories this week include:

Band of rogue journalists deny stealing fencing for new theme park. Social worker subjects reluctant family to fried chicken.  Elvis fans flock to Croydon after misleading promotional video. 49-year-old former primary school pupil attacked by superimposed fox.

Also revealed: We make a desperate plea for reviews.



231. LA 69: The Nomadic Academy of Fools
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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Stories this week include:

Owner of doomed hardware store accused of parking space theft. Coroner mistakenly asked to repair guttering at care home.  Large member picks fight with man dressed as large member. Couple in shock after experiencing no paranormal activity whatsoever in haunted pub.

Also revealed: We feature a comment from a well-adjusted reader...



232. LA 68: Mysterious Pony Attack
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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Stories this week include:

The Six Million Dollar Man spotted in Bexley charity shop. Council installs telephone box themed urinals.  Unprovoked plaiting treated as hate crime. Unicorn seeks asylum in Russia after forged documents discovered.

Also revealed: Alex has the willies put up him...



233. LA 67: Workshy Pussy-Whipped Clown
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.


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Stories this week include:

BBC admits error after homeless alcoholic films documentary on crystal meth addiction in US. Grandmother blames lack of clear signage after mistakenly driving onto runway at Manchester Airport. Landlord adds limited edition porpoise burger to menu.  Man burns mouth on hot food.

Also revealed: Rob wants a tattoo...



234. LA 66: Savage Unfeeling Suits in Westminster and the Civil Service
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Council tenant ponce caught scrounging off state. Local supermarket introduces value range of exotic creatures. Woman lights cigarette with own hair.  Fashion victim plants tree.

Also revealed: We discuss Discmans and domestic servitude.



235. LA 65: Begging Letter to a Liberal Idiot of a Judge
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Coastguard return tent to owners after confusing distress call. Local tourist board member resigns after accepting corporate lunches from pub chain. Boy discovers bluebell in bluebell wood.  Cow warmed.

Also revealed: Alex is stopped by police...



236. LA 64: Impassioned Plea for South American Death Squads
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Action Man Army Jeep overshadows motor show. 'Killer' snake found dead in bomb crater. Tenfold increase in hopscotch related crimes.  Second rate kitsch item causes invasion.

Also revealed: Aquaman is not real and Rob's girlfriend does not have superpowers.



237. LA 63: Notes, Phone Messages to Loved Ones and One Clean Shot
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Surviving ancestors of Abraham Lincoln shocked to discover link to Sydenham man. Wannabe cowboy leads mission to rid world of abandoned greenhouses. Elderly resident found to be using live grenade as decorative lawn ornament. Man rescued by fat dog after ambush by gang of woodland creatures.

Also revealed: Concerns mount for local editor...



238. LA 62: Dead Malnourished Goldfinch
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Woman shocked to learn that birds can fly. Local Women's Institute face further embarrassment after laying on lavish banquet for talk on eating disorders. Police attribute rise in 'flashing' to recent article highlighting most common locations. Paper faces criticism after 'sexing up' photograph of dead goldfinches.

Also revealed: Alex reveals the truth behind what really happened when he was left alone with Rob's cat...



239. LA 61: Margaret Thatcher Death Party Bottle Smash (Mini-Episode)
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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240. LA 60: Anti-Social Demonic Kitten (Mini Episode)
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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241. LA 59: Amorous Nine-Strong Flock of Mallards
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Commentators find ten rude names for journalist after questionable story. Daily Mail blames Latin ducks for stealing birds away from hardworking British ducks. Animal welfare charities outraged after couple crucify hamster. Mexican wing of charity disgusted to learn that collection bags used in connection to fraud.

Also revealed: Rob is found to be moonlighting...



242. LA 58: Precious Escapism, Excitement and Self-discovery
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Southeastern shocked to learn station staff consisted of local amateur dramatics society. Grieving swan takes own like after refusing counselling. Austerity measures hit hard as family are forced to substitute birthday cake with biscuits. Shoplifter given the sweet taste of freedom after court appearance.

Also revealed: We have some 'exciting' news...



243. LA 57: Frigging Wooden Pommel Horse
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Occasional table on loose in Dorchester. Local man claims he is to become next astronaut after accidentally inhaling aerosol Cheating husband blames infidelity on cat people. Drama teacher defends directorial decision to include imitation assault rifles in production of Cinderella.

Also revealed: We watch some videos...



244. LA 56: Only A Few Skid Marks...
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Burglar outraged at being branded 'sexual fetishist' by local paper after underwear theft. Journalist arrested after inexplicably recording conversations of unwitting shoppers. Town with Communist machinations named as one of the coolest places to live by Kremlin. Woman reassesses life after scooping first prize in 'Most Like Owner' category at dog show.

Also revealed: Rob goes it alone...



245. LA 55: Factor 100 Sun Cream and a Stupid Hat
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Local paper reveals scientific exclusive on sunshine making subjects feel 'better'. Police smash in back doors of man disguised as grandmother. Legal precedent set for minimum number of cinema rows needed between patrons to lawfully masturbate. Channel 5 commissions new veterinary drama entitled Dash loosely based on Magnum, P.I.

Also revealed: A little too much gets revealed...



246. LA 54: Small but Thoroughly Unpleasant Collection of Scumbags
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Cat owner admits staging elaborate kidnapping and ransom of pet to raise funds for ailing conservatory business. Wayward sheep given food and shelter by victims despite week long reign of terror. Police told to keep their beeping noses out of driver's business. Fly-tippers hung by the neck until dead in local town.

Also revealed: We revealed our new (and copyrighted) podcast venture...



247. LA 53: The Dirty Raincoat Wearer, Bag ‘o’ Sweets in Pocket and Supporter of Cottaging and Gay Sex in Public
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

Bexley unveiled as the new holiday destination for Club 18-30 holidaymakers. Judge arrested for indecent exposure in local cinema claims he was re-enacting offence for the benefit of the jury. Man attempting to exchange imitation firearm for fish and chips revealed to be unsavoury character. Big cat 'expert' admits culling badgers to manipulate statistics.

Also revealed: Rob eats a Ye Olde Man's Hotdog...



248. LA 52: TV Charity Fundraiser Fatigue
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Editor spotted releasing horses onto local common. Dog mess passes Fitness to Work assessment after clerical error. Love blossoms after man tells partner he wished they'd never met. Pensioner arrested after conducting guided tours of red-light districts.

Also revealed: First come, first served...



249. LA 51: Unceremoniously Dumped
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Suspect arrested in Hobby Craft after hiding in bead aisle. Town on lockdown after grit theft. Man denies allegations of 'switching off' ex-wife after peculiar sound bite. Local philanthropist conned out of £30,000 after yacht bought on internet turns out to be cardboard cutout.

Also revealed: He's possibly onto us...



250. LA 50: Night Fishing Contest and Barbecue
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Owner denies staging Homeward Bound re-enactment after lost dog is found wandering railway line. Local resident burnt at stake after rumoured sightings of him in woman's clothing spread. Mystery surrounds news story with lack of content. Blonde teenager's wrestling debut draws unprecedented number of middle aged male 'sports' fans.

Also revealed: We exchange obligatory 'non-luxury' gifts.



251. LA 49: What's Next, Monkey Meat?!
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com 

Stories this week include:

Miss Teen Bromley 2012 entrants mistakenly given journalism award by editor of local paper. Church of England refutes ludicrous claim that Bob the Builder was 13th Apostle. Strip club shocked by allegations of French cuisine being served in venue. Shoppers grateful after supermarket is cordoned off due to health and safety fears.

Also revealed: We find out what Lonnie has been saying...



252. LA 48: Acute Attack of Calcified Tabloid Brain Spanking
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Husband exacts revenge by forcing wife into beach hut. Norfolk boy displays surprise knowledge of foreign lands. Public backlash after council reveals parking fees fund running costs of council services. Farmer ostracized after claiming that chickens were behind drive-by egging

Also revealed: We reply to yet another e-mail AND watch a video...



253. LA 47: Western Swimming Nudist Group
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

The Birdman returns in the Mysterious Case of the Stuffed Cheetah. Nudist group outraged by woman seen wearing swimming costume. Parkes on puberty. Err...that's it.

Also revealed: We reply to an e-mail...



254. LA 46: Sold Out Swindon Ghost Walk
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

New Forest gunman hires victim as mentor. Mr W Wonka denies knowledge of an unprovoked attack by members of his workforce. Cancellation of ghost walk leaves participants exorcised. Mystic Parkes reveals predictions for 2013.

Also revealed: The winner of our Listener Story of 2012 is unveiled...



255. LA 45: Fifth Rate Supply of Emergency Toilet Paper
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Local paper criticised after running competition which asked entrants to complete phrase "I want £300 because..." Woman reveals fundraising efforts of local community allowed stray cat to go on all-inclusive holiday. Man searching for lost walking stick comes to senses. Patient pelts passersby with unusual Christmas dinner choice after cutbacks to hospital budget.

Also revealed: The Christmas dinner debacle...

Happy New Year to all our listeners!




256. LA 44: A Garnish of Roadside Dog Dirt
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Breath organs across Swindon untangle after nightclub shuts. Fined takeaway owner claims specialist order requested mouse droppings on pizza. Local Editor raves at potential racism levelled at 'special' ginger friend. Used papier-mâché 'love' donkey becomes inadvertent star of Christmas mystery story.

Also revealed: Rob sings...



257. LA 43: Tape Deck, Printer and a Bag of Coat Hangers.
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Local roundabout deprived of Christmas magic after council cock-up. Charitable extreme bowls tournament to be held in swimming baths. Forgetful driver leaves passengers on bus. Fame hungry couple contrive convoluted fox attack hoax.

Also revealed: The Christmas Competition reaches crisis point.



258. LA 42: Shoddy Christmas Tree Effort
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Swindon awarded coveted Cleanest Fountain accolade after mischievous prank.  Victim blames one-legged criminal for Atheism.  Council apologises after off-hand comment from local resident accidentally leads to formation of first clown school in town.  Lord of the Rings character caught with stolen wedding photo. 

Also revealed: Alex imitates a chainsaw.



259. LA 41: The Single Most Incompetent Journalist in the Whole Country
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Forgettable wedding guest denies destroying pine tree.  Woman attacked by killer mould.  Local idiot finds idiotic letter in a bottle.  Final curtain falls on career of beloved local journalist. 

Also revealed: Alex's Spurious Sandwich Anecdote.



260. LA 40: Ermintrude's Voyage to the Moon
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Charity runners awarded with tetanus jab after completing race across Hampstead Heath.  Local council refuses to act after expanding 'Act of God' definitions to include refuge collection.  Dirty judge flushed out after investigation into bribery at the 'Cleanliest Toilet of the Year' awards.  Second victim fingers fox in connection to area muggings. 

Also revealed: Rob shows compassion...



261. LA 39: Little Homes for Ants
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

PCSO makes instructional video on bicycle theft.  Former police officer forms Maroon 5 tribute band after impromptu performance caught on CCTV during raid.  Tree destroys house after successful campaign to save it.  Performer shocked by amount of interest in Jimmy Saville costume after placing classified advert during run up to Halloween. 

Also revealed: The Christmas competition has landed!



262. LA 38: Some Kind of Rancid Sheep Fleece
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Shoplifters defend questionable selection of stolen items by citing upbringing as factor.  Fox returns stolen handbag after colour clashes with fur.  Manager of grooming salon reacts to dog haircut backlash by stating style is next big thing.  Taxi driver claims £50 fare was justified after blind women soiled car by 'crying her eyes out'. 

Also revealed: New 'Suggest a Feature' Feature is launched!



263. LA 37: Various Amounts of Compacted Faeces
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Elaborate plan to win back ex-partner backfires for local restaurant worker.  Local man denies branding himself a hero after fighting off 'Hillary Clinton' during acid trip.  Family pet approached by national newspaper after details of sordid affair with owner revealed in court.  Pregnant woman threatens disabled man after disparaging comment comparing her to the hors d'oeuvres during lunch at cricket match. 

Also revealed: Rob breaks with tradition...



264. LA 36: Relentless Meandering Stupidity
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Deputy Mayor defends 'duck's arse' remark about employee's hairstyle by stating that it was an accurate observation. Police release wanted photographs of generic looking criminals.  Aspiring Editor attacks fitting roadside tribute to alcoholic father.  Local resident lodges complaint with council after lack of pole dancing monkeys at Poole bar. 

Also revealed: Alex issues a retraction. 



265. LA 35: Sweet and Sour Dog Balls and Rice
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Man held at gunpoint outed as cyclist by local paper. Local resident alerts neighbourhood to depression by painting pillar box.  Banker does something immoral.  Stupid and irresponsible diabetic causes trail of destruction after trip to chemist. 

Also revealed: Alex learns about some bloke called Hadrian. 



266. LA 34: Multiple Unmarried Mothers, Dole Bludgers and Associated Deadbeats
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Budding comedy duo comes to abrupt end after untoward comment. Cat held against will finally speaks out after being taken in by local shopkeepers.  Wealthy pensioners start local limousine route after withdrawal of free bus pass. Trainee shop assistant receives counselling after witnessing reduced meat scuffle reminiscent of 'cock fight'. 

Also revealed: Rob's internet goes down prior to recording, will he be able to find stories in time...



267. LA 33: Freaking Zombie Beaver
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Local man praised after beating off beaver. Museum of Garden Ornaments receives suspicious donation.  Woman complains to council about leaf-ridden forest. Supermarket unveils new hard-line customer complaints campaign entitled 'Prove It or Shove It'. 

Also revealed: Our pound shop prize from across the pond is claimed. 



268. LA 32: One Ring To Moderate Them All
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

KFC issues how-to Drive-Thru guide after customer drives into restaurant. Organisers of local pub crawl forced to disguise event as themed wheelbarrow race.  Local businessman finds inventive new use for sex toy accidentally ordered in bulk. Car dealership entrepreneur opens line of specialist shops befitting name. 

Also revealed: Rob puts Alex's geographical knowledge of the United Kingdom to the test. 



269. LA 31: Pre-arranged Wide Load Escort
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Conman admits to crime after becoming unable to meet demands of numerous fictitious jobs. Pub buys Ferris wheel to attract underage drinkers back after bouncy castle theft.  Dogs shocked at primary school children's low levels of literacy. Elderly resident states genuine held belief that Grease soundtrack constitutes rave music. 

Also revealed: Alex's adventures in the Semitic supermarket. 



270. LA 30: General Wire Sewerooter T-3 Drain Cleaning Machine
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Crematorium outsources incinerator services to pest control company. Anger after neighbourhood door-to-door chainsaw salesman branded 'suspicious' by local newspaper.  Police reveal that a Mr D Attenborough held in custody after indecent horse on horse images found on laptop. NHS denies claims that practice of using toast in open heart surgery is widespread. 

Also revealed: Rob's erroneous beliefs about homeopathy.



271. LA 29: 8 Day Old Asda French Stick
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Pyjama Aid launched for donkey with Sweet Itch. Girl denies that lighthouse hobby is compensating for boyfriend's shortcomings.  Whale contacts police after vomit stolen from beach. Adventurous couple's lovemaking ends in stairlift rescue. 

Also revealed: Alex's geographical knowledge is called into question...again. 



272. LA 28: Unemployed Catalyst Technician
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Chilli pepper thief left to sweat after eating ill-gotten gains. Glue factory up in arms as local circus rescues horses.  Children of middle class family traumatised by advances in modern technology. Local teenager has bicycle stolen by potential guests of The Jeremy Kyle Show. 

Also revealed: Rob's Z-List celebrity tales. 



273. LA 27: Breathtaking Dove Flight Act
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Boy takes death plunge to get mother's attention. Couple repay Ronald McDonald House Charity by stealing golden arch shaped bed, toadstool table and mushroom chairs from room.  Travelling circus comes to town with main attraction 'Brian the Goose'. After Gloucester branded 'Least Romantic City in UK', residents suggest judging panel visit Birmingham. 

Also revealed: Alex's 'Shining' experience. 



274. LA 26: Giant Talking Canadian Mouse
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Spurned jockey covers ex-girlfriend's car in horse manure. Gang of burglars dressed as landscape gardeners target homes.  Locals call news story about cat barred from pub 'cat-astrophic'. Fire brigade defends seagull rescue by making outlandish claim that 'highly evolved' bird dialled 999. 

Also revealed: Alex's paranormal celebrity sighting. 



275. LA 25: A Bag of Lion Droppings
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Golfer on 'banana high' claims crow stole golf bag. Former crop circle creator 'discovers' new crop circle. Concern at World Record breastfeeding attempt as refreshment stall runs out of milk.  Criminal investigation launched after boy receives minor injury from swing. 

Also revealed: Alex and Rob celebrate 25 glorious episodes in style. 



276. LA 24: Get a Job, Get Married and Get a Bloody Grip!
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Workman caught in brothel without tools claims he misinterpreted client's comment about needing his toolbox. Dutch Olympic Team refuses to leave coach after experiencing taste of British heritage. Tramp moves into futuristic council flat with en suite bathroom.  Swindon Town Football Club release replica kits for animal supporters. 

Also revealed: The night that Alex and Rob went to the cinema...



277. LA 23: Picnic Chainsaw Massacre
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Local man resorts to selling beloved boat after vandals urinate on sails. Lumberjack misplaces chainsaw after excessive consumption of energy drink. Cat left to fend off attackers after Fire Brigade fail to attend rescue call.  Construction firm down tools due to unseasonal sunshine. 

Also revealed: Alex's potential new name change.

And much, much more...



278. LA 22: Air Ambulance Mattress Stand-Down
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Axe wielding manic claims attack was justified after spurned lover makes obscene request. Local man apologises after Higgs boson eBay prank results in creation of black hole. Elderly women mistakenly sells dog as ornament at car boot sale.  Marlborough Jazz Festival rescued at eleventh hour by Keith 'Cheggars' Chegwin and Jimmy Crankie lookalike. 

Also revealed: The unmasking of the mysterious Xavier 'Dick' Catalyst. 

And much, much more...



279. LA 21: Fish Roundabout Incident II: The Revenge
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Schoolgirls left traumatised after discovering local area lacks 3G signal. Controversial photograph of suicidal cat taken hours before death released. Local man has faith in justice system restored after being awarded £15 for exposure to breasts.  Marlboro Man reunited with illegitimate West Country son. 

Also revealed: The new 'Comment of The Week' feature proposal. 

And much, much more...



280. LA 20: Deaf and Dumbass
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Journalist deafens himself with Blu Tack after slow news week. Pizza cures boy's irrational fear of public toilets. Conman defends quality of Sunny Walkmans and Potato iPhones.  Inflatable Stonehenge branded a letdown. 

Also revealed: Rob's Poundstretcher anecdote.

And much, much more...



281. LA 19: Fish Roundabout Incident
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Unremorseful housewife claims cat 'had it coming' despite retaliation attack. Tramp removes parking meter after refusing to pay to park shopping trolley. Jealous woman complains to council about amorous neighbours.  Cillit Bang release firearm shaped bottle. 

Also revealed: The new LA alphabet feature!

And much, much more...



282. LA 18: 1000 Earnest Words
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Local idiot considers buying lock after theft of eighth consecutive bicycle. Pizza restaurant moves to trademark dish after ceiling falls into customer's dessert. Miserable child believed to be reincarnation of William Hogarth.  War veteran claims WWII was due to Third Reich's automated financial transactions. 

Also revealed: Alex's alarming inability to name everyday household objects. 

And much, much more...



283. LA 17: Sick Smurfing Smurf
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Stocky man trapped in luggage space mistaken for suitcase by driver. After letter of apology to newspaper about homemade explosives, local man found with homemade reactor and box of Uranium-235. Burglars return useless guard dog.  Girl sent home for wearing patriotic lipstick and miniskirt. 

Also revealed: Rob's impressive (and somewhat fictitious) knowledge of world landmarks. 

And much, much more...



284. LA 16: All Hail The Rainbow Coalition!
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Local couple traumatised after dead cat falls from sky. Hedgehog trained in propaganda helps war effort. Man lies to wife about disappearance of garlic bread after shopping trip. Local scrounger given obscure humanity award by Queen. 

Also revealed: Alex's ignorance regarding tinned vegetables.

And much, much more...



285. LA 15: Cream Party Comedown
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Local man impersonates police officer after cyclist failed to use correct hand signals. Former Chelsea striker accused of diving before Olympic torch handover in Swindon. Police suspect foul play after second Shetland pony corpse discovered. Homeowner and lodger fabricate excuse after intruder's rampage goes unnoticed due to sex session. 

Also revealed: Rob's impressive knowledge of political figures past and present. 

And much, much more...



286. LA 14: Chunky Sweater Sandal Wearing Tree Hugger
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Council dedicates new bus stop to the "Dear Leader". Charity to give bicycle maintenance classes to remote African tribes. Burglars ransack charity shop and make off with items totalling £8.93. Environmentalist admits to encouraging volunteers to dump rubbish on beach to keep collection business afloat. 

Also revealed: Rob's views on animal rescue.

And much, much more...



287. LA 13: Dead Pregnant Shetland Pony
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Local man threatens to name and shame 60's popstar after dangerous cow overtaking manoeuvre. Dead yeti mistaken for dead Shetland pony by local woman. Cyclist convicted of indecent exposure makes claim of using groinal attachment to fix bicycle. Embarrassed dog abandons owner trapped in mud. 

Also revealed: Alex's views on intruders in the home.

And much, much more...



288. LA 12: Plastic Garden Foliage Balls
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Garden furniture stolen from mythical land. Frank Spencer lookalike fingered in police e-fit. Burglar steals copper piping and water tank to fuel Umbongo habit. Local boy arranges party to celebrate failure of party. 

Also revealed: Rob's aspiration to achieve minor celebrity status.

And much, much more...



289. LA 11: Jerk Chicken Pandemonium
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Local paper runs 'Spot the Dead Badger' competition. Overworked police officer gets child to complete e-fits. Dirty beaver found in Plymouth. Sand artist up in arms after local council destroy dream home. 

Also revealed: Alex's early onset dementia.

And much, much more...



290. LA 10: Who Shot Willy's Window?
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Local boy refutes claim that proceeds from charity curry night funded terror organisations in Kenya. Ray Mears to start new survival show focusing on killing/eating inner city domestic animals. Local women shocked as back garden becomes site for Occupy protest. Transvestite found living rough in park after wrong turn in midnight marathon.

Also revealed: Rob's penchant for sparkling water...

And much, much more...



291. LA 9: Beach Needle
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Dartford's "Average Man of the Year" competition receives record number of applications. Local passenger admits paying premium for 'authentic Titanic experience' after being airlifted from Titanic Memorial Cruise. Upper middle class family slums it on Bournemouth beach. Civil pride at all time high after local town branded 'ugly' and 'average' by business heads.

Also revealed: Alex's incredible lack of geographical knowledge.

And much, much more...



292. LA 8: Downstairs Toilet Bust-Up
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

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Stories this week include:

Local residents complain after public convenience continues to be used as lift. After first face-to-face encounter with rabbit, police sergeant admits daughter has been keeping plastic bag as pet. Cast of new operatic production reassures public that it is not an April Fools' prank. Couple outraged over controversial method used by interior designer to redecorate bathroom.

Also revealed: Alex's suspicious lavatorial habits.

And much, much more...



293. LA 7: Pigeon Foetus
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Woman shocked after handbag is stolen from 'secure' sunken flowerbed. After objections from local residents, missile installations on Blackheath to double as Olympic starter pistol. Local businessman poisons pigeons to raise profile of ailing business. Far-fetched dream of owning a takeaway van, goes up in flames for local woman.

Also revealed: Alex's extensive collection and Rob's secret obsession.

And much, much more...



294. LA 6: The Missing Roundabout
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Shortage of telephone numbers brings town to bring of anarchy. Local loser sprains ankle after aggressive job hunt. Local school children forced to construct law enforced robots in breakaway state. (Fictitious?) man believed to be living on Blackheath Common says Council.

Also revealed: Rob's incredible lack of sensitivity.

And much, much more...



295. LA 5: From the Valley to the Abyss
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Gypsy master operates roofing scam with band of gullible mugs. Council threatens to close ex-soldier's killer animal training camp.

Also revealed: Rob sets Alex his first phonetic alphabet challenge.

And much, much more...



296. LA 4: Howling for Ziggy
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Communist state begins printing own currency. Dog-napping to order reaches record high in South East London. Diversity service closes after remit is exposed as too inclusive. Theives still on the run despite losing streak.

Also revealed: Alex's dubious take on the phonetic alphabet.

And much, much more...



297. LA 3: Bras to Africa
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Rocket crash in school playground unfortunately records no fatalities. 100 kilos of used bras and a box of pencils to be sent to the Gambia after charity appeal. Lovers flock to the back seat of M25 tour bus. Liberated Romanians pick pockets of bored commuters.

Also revealed: Rob reveals where to find the best flowers in Stroud.

And much, much more...



298. LA 2: Self-Entangled Breath Organ
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Octogenarian spends 30 hours in lay-by surviving on nothing but Werther's Originals. Father of 'Hero' carpenter misquotes biblical proverb. Reporter sells family possessions to pawn shop. 'Cat Catcher' 2000 deployed in complete secrecy.

Also revealed: Alex's astonishing lack of knowledge of nightclubs.

And much, much more...



299. LA 1: The Mayor & the Trawlerman
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Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

Man fined after forcing pet alligators to wear spectacles. Newly married woman cheats on husband with parrot. After years at sea, long lost brothers reunite to bring down capitalism.

Also revealed: Rob's astonishing lack of knowledge of human biology.

And much, much more...