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Podcast title The Conte and Kenny Show
Website URL https://www.patreon.com/ConteA...
Description The Conte and Kenny Show has had their share of freakish guests, great comedians ,weird ass callers and candid moments of honesty. Joe Conte and Kenny Michaels are stand up comedians whose chemistry is painfully pleasant.
Updated Wed, 22 Jan 2020 12:16:46 -0000
Category Comedy

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Link to this podcast The Conte and Kenny Show


1. Conte's Beatlemania
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Hour 1

Conte has discovered The Beatles

Everyone's a Hack

Emotional Men

The Beach Boys

Hour 2

Old band names

Foreigner Song 

Strip Club Fire 

2. The "Happy New Tears" Show
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Hour 1

Bad Radio

Kenny's Shaving habits

Healthy Wager.com

Phone Scammers 

Fake $10 bills

Hour 2

Bob Levy's new show

Reality shows 

The Walking Stupid 

3. The Kicking in the Ankles Christmas Show
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Hour 1

-Kevin Corrigan from the band Begorrah joins us

-Deli fights

-We exchange gifts

Hour 2

-Christmas Party song

-Kevin's stories opening for Kiss in The 4th Floor Band

-Kevin's Christmas Tree Song 

4. The Pee Pee Pants Prologue to Strokin'
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Hour 1

-Peeing in pants stories

-Shopping Carts

-Bob Levy calls in 

-Xmas Spirit

Hour 2

-Conte's Dream

-Joey's Thanksgiving visitor

-Clarence Carter 

5. The SopranosCon Episode
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Hour 1

-Kenny didnt feel well so we went on without him

-Patti Voicemail

-Enchilada Deb calls in

-Joey tells about being at The SopranosCon event 

Hour 2

-Pauly Walnuts story

-Italian Auction

-Joey went to see Seinfeld

-Kenny's drunk text messages 

6. The Gilbert Gottfried Burnt Duck Dinner Episode
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Hour 1

-Enchilada Deb calls in,

-Eric Demoray in studio

-Veterans Day

-Hazings vs Military Hazings 

Hour 2-

-The Duck commercial

-Enchilada Deb calls in...again

-We dig deeper into Eric's Speech impediment .

- Patti and Zool call in 

7. 2 Fan Favorites replace Kenny
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Hour 1

-Kenny is off working and we replace him with:

-Johnny o and Rich Carucci 

-Zool calls in 

- Will calls in from Scotland


-Weird town people 

-Gambling stories

-Smuggling Pot into Dubai 

8. Chicken Fried Hosebags
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Hour 1

-Conte's Cruise

-Deep Ocean

-Cake talk

-Halloween Costumes

Hour 2




-Beauty School Drop out

-Bad Country songs

9. The Grumble Lentil Soup & Triangle Ravioli Tragedy
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Hour 1

-Kenny is sick but we mush on

-Chronic Pain Patients call in to tell their stories

-CPP Debra calls in

-CPP Daxx Kahn calls in 


Hour 2

-Nicole Gilder

-Lou "Arrogant Prick" Rawls

-The I.D. Channel

-Italian Dad food stories

- Chronic Pain Patient Poem

10. The Backwards Boxer Shorts Bonanza
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Hour 1

-Conte's Colonoscopy

-Kenny's poison ivy penis

-Kenny's dad gotta pee

-Uncle Tony's Joke

Hour 2

-German Creamy Hunter Soup

-Bob Levy calls in 

-Joeys text

-Country Song Jokes Songs 

11. The Mumble Mandella Mental Illness Report
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Hour 1:

-Sharon Simon The Cupid

-Wedding Rings

-The Impression Challenge

-Mumble Rap

Hour 2: 

-MC Conte Mumble

-The Hoo Haa commercials

-Parsippany Movie

-More Conte Mumble 

12. Pat Benatar Fist Bump
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Hour 1

-Johnny Watson in studio

-Joey is out due to his Wedding last night

-Kentucky Fried Watson

-Patti's Cough

-Deaf guy at a comedy show

Hour 2

-Conte's dad the sentimental fool

-The Bangles,Go Go's and Pat Benetar

-Terrible lyrics

13. Nonna's Macaroni Store
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Hour 1

-Conte's camera is off

-Conte is sick

-Nonna is born on the show

-Popeye's Chicken /Impossible Whopper

Hour 2

-The "No Shit" E-mail of the day

-Colonoscopy talk

-Patti & Eric's Voicemails 

-Kenny's cleaning story

14. The Kenny Michael's Knight Rider Podcast Extravaganza
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Hour 1 

-Kenny not doing a Podcast

-Conte yelling at Kenny?

-Gilbert the House Hunter

-Kenny's life with Shit

Hour 2-

-Dick Tracey( He's a good cop)

-Literal Joey strikes again

-The no shit moment of the day 

15. The KissMitts
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Hour 1 

-Old School Dress

-Joeys Wedding invitation saga

-The Kiss Mitts 

Hour 2

-Dave Sirus calls in

-Conspiracy Jeffrey Epstein talk

-Kenny nearly run over by Mick Jagger 

16. The Great Carucci Dictator
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Hour -

Rich Carucci 

Hell gig

Literal Joey

The Butcher

Hour 2-

Salt Peanuts

Carucci in the Military

Steppin' Out

17. PaprikaPalooza with RhuBarbara Streisand
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Hour 1

Iron Maiden Concert

Kenny Road Rage

New Tarantino Movie 

Hour 2

 Rudy Guiliani reading The Raven

Gilbert doing Rod Stewart

Kate Smith song

Garlic festival

18. The Greasy Wheel gets the Worm
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Hour 1

-Kenny's the best

-Kenny taking care of Conte

-Kenny is Bob Villa

-Conte's vacation in The D.R.

 -Old lady sexy talk

Hour 2

-Joey's cancelled vacation

-Kenny's Killer Karaoke 

-Mulligan Stew

-Stuttering Kenny

19. Killer Pillow Talk
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Hour 1

Honeymooners Podcast

Conte's Best pal 

Black gay Bartender

Radical Music

Hour 2

Olivia Newton John shirt

Gallagher Hat

Killer pillow

Freddy Mercury

20. The Blandest Hooker
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Hour 1:

-Kenny the Pal

-Melba toast

-Chaka Kahn

Hour 2:

-Bananas and Corn

-Shopping cart Cornyness

-Kenny's Killer Karaoke 

21. Joey the Literal Jackass
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Hour 1:

Captain Repeato

Kennys brother calls in


Literal Joey

Hour 2: 

Honeymooners Podcast

Keifer Sutherland's band

Chinese lady at the counter


22. The Magic Pregnant Bullet
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Hour 1

We didn't quite do an hour 

Otto Tribute Show details

Hour 2 

Conte's New Honeymooners Podcast

The All in the Family/Jeffersons Live Show

Hour 2.5

Biblical names



23. The Disabled List
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Hour 1 :

Kenny skypes in

Bad Hotel

The Carucci weekend for all

The Vending machine

Hour 2:

We go through the 

Diversity Inc website and WOW!!

24. Kenny calls WFAN Sports Radio drunk
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Hour 1

Rich Carucci and son in studio

Big A calls in

Sharon Simon calls in

Hour 2

Throat hole

Bob Levy calls in

Conte stoned

Shower eating

25. Doggie Baby Talk
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Hour 1
-Al Capone’s Vault
-Kenny’s old comedy act
-Romper Room
- Dumb TV show titles

Hour 2
-Doggie Talk
-Bob Levy calls in
- Sleeping in separate beds
-Crazy Stripper Folklore 

26. Pee Pee Pants
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Hour 1

- Aerial America

- No MLR signal 

- Big Show push 

- At the end of the day 

Hour 2 

- Porno Magazine Shoppe 

- Young Musicians 

- Metaphor Songs 

27. The Patreon Express
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Hour 1
- Voicemails
- Patreon for C&K
- The “F” word
- Take me out to the Ballgame

Hour 2
- Kenny gives himself a stroke ?
- Upside Down vision
- Popeye, Popeye Popeye?
- A REAL 24 HR Cartoon Network

28. Oh The Pain!
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Hour 1
– We start off with Technical issues
– Bob Levy calls in
– Patti calls in
– We discuss the Opioid issues in America

Hour 2
– Happy songs that mention tragedy
– We forgot what else we did in hour two

29. Conte’s 50th Birthday Show
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 Hour 1
-Rich Carucci & Johnny O in studio
-Freddy Mercury Cake

Hour 2
-Matt Bridgestone stops by
-Dave Sirus calls in
-Conte’s AC gig