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Podcast title MQTA Radio
Website URL http://www.intparanormal.net/
Description Podcast by MQTA Radio
Updated Tue, 27 Aug 2019 22:46:19 +0000
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Category Comedy
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Episodes

1. MQTA S3 E65 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E65… An Engagement Ring that really takes it up the Bum… You can not use a vacuum hose and vacuum PERIOD or make sure to use the Crevasse Cleaner… Throw away your Razors as the new trend is coming back with FULL force… Pubic Hair Transplants… Buy a new product to make your area sweet like Churros or Fruit Salad in your Furry Basket… and Heather has a stroke while telling about a used condom in court….

2. MQTA S3 E64 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E64…. One of the funniest episode endings ever!!! Adrian takes a snake to a Vegetarian…. Riding a bike can give you a 9 Day Erection that gets a Grade 4… Watch out for the new Sex Toy on the Market… A woman lost her memory by having a number 2… Chad wants to eat more Cheese… Adrian becomes speechless and almost dies… There are mice that need love so bad they BONK themselves to death!!... A library and books can lead to a naughty arrest… and…. You better pleasure your woman or you are gonna get shot!!!

3. MQTA S3 E63 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E63…. You need to choose what you wear on TV carefully or there may be a cock fight… Don’t invite your new husband’s Crotch Goblin to the wedding… You can now modify your body to add speed bumps to your Weenis… France is handing out nice little blue pills to help keep men’s morals UP… Don’t upset your ex-girlfriend or she just might pop your egg out of the basket…

4. MQTA S3 E62 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E62… Adrian blows out Zoobas… Hot Mess Yoga… Solo Sex is better than Yoga… Parks have willies popping up all over… Robot Love, Hope they have a big battery for that!!... What does a Pope Mobile, Ice Cream Truck, Hearse and a Cop Car have in common??.... and Need some garlic? Don’t go looking in the Love Cave??

5. MQTA S3 E61 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E61…. It’s very possible that Bigfoot may have a small Willis as a new study proves…. Michelle breaks out into Mime…. A dog tattoo turns out looking like a plucked chicken… A lady’s Milkshake can feed All the boys in the yard… Adrian almost dies from Lionel Richie… A new healthy cocktail comes with lots of swimmers (Semen Smoothie)… and Michelle needs the bucket!!

6. MQTA S3 E60 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E60… Learn how to crack an egg properly… Now we learn about a curvy squirrel with large breasts… Possum Love and boobs…. Llama Man loves the new plush Llama plush toy with extra parts… Foot Fetish people rejoice. Now from Sex Robot Company you can get silicone feet with built in Vaginas… Don’t get Hammer Toe or Corn on the Knob… Find Big ‘Gina Foot….

7. MQTA S3 E59 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E59…. Men can now be penalized for penalizing…. You may want to visit the Texas Glory Hole or Wanky’s Wall… So what do you do with leftover Cadbury Eggs, Try a Fudgina!!!..... And if you are feeling blue and looking a little blue you should remove your twig and berries…. What did you get for your 14th Birthday? How about drugs, alcohol and a lap dance from your MOM…. And Finally, if you wanna get bigger, just grab the Canola Oil…. Do you wanna see a Mood Willy?

8. MQTA S3 E58 SC
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Description: Another Q & A Session for fun while we work on the flooded studio.... Sadly it looks like we are going to get 12-20" of snow this week so there may be more flooding... Send good vibes to the Studio.

9. MQTA S3 E57 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E57…. The team answers questions sent in from fans!! Learn about Ghosts… Learn how we got started… Learn how we met… SO MUCH FUN & INFO!!!

10. MQTA S3 E56 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E56… Learn about a chocolate yoga bunny and a dog facing down… Boner Spray so you can get your pencil squeaky clean… Michelle records Super Massive Black Holes… Your Buffet has no Vegetables… Man puts up dating ad that says he wants a lady with a “innie vagina”… A woman gets turned on by an unusual nose fetish... Cake Farting… and finally, why would anyone ever want to lick a toilet seat cover of an airplane (Michelle loses her lunch)…

11. MQTA S3 E55 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E55… Brian and Helen from England join the crew… GoPro Willy and we don’t wanna see the Nut Wig…. A Day In The Life Of A Willy… When you get something for free with your haircut, (Like a Condom) make sure to inspect it closely…. Turn your 35ft Willy into a flower… IKEA Kama Sutra or should I say MQTA Kama Sutra… Learn how to braid a Nut Wig!!!

12. S3 E54 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E54…. Boxes of Wine… Mayhem… Boy with mommy tattoos… Adrian is left hanging… Pound Land gets blasted for putting vibrators by toys (well what do they expect)… We are playing “Hide The Rabbit”… Michelle has an accident… Carvings need an expert to examine One Ball… With a balanced diet you should probably try to drink more warm yellow liquid…

13. MQTA S3 E53 SC (1)
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Description: MQTA S3 E53…. What happens when you have a stroke at family gatherings? Do you ever get any relief?.... If you put on bronzer to beef up your sausage, you may end up with a Brazilian Brown and end up with long balls…. Learn about what the laws are in the world when you play with yourself and someone needed a “Bang Break”…. And I want my salsa without nuts please!!! …. Finally, kids say and draw the darndest things!!

14. MQTA S3 E52
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Description: MQTA S3 E52…. What happens when you are packing “small nubbins” and you wait until the wedding night to let your bride know? I smell a lawsuit… When your going through baggage check maybe you will find a few new treasures like butt beads or maybe you will get a big head!!... Find out how a lady gets red faced by rubbing in some oil but it’s a stretch when it numbs the area… Cookie Monster makes an appearance… Learn how to shave your male areas such as various Nut Wigs…

15. MQTA S3 E51SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E51SC by MQTA Radio

16. MQTA S3 E50 SC
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Description: What happens when you have a strange stain on your wood floor in the shape of a Weenis!!... New Emoji are coming your way: Pinchy fingers, underpants and many want a new emoji period…. One guy has found his true love and it bugs him and she died so he ate her!! … There is a big snow drawing that raised some heads and it blows… and finally, learn the right way to make bowl of noodles “Dick Lo Mein”….

17. MQTA S3 E49 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E49… David Tennant found out that he doesn’t like Eggplants… You learn that you shouldn’t touch someone on the Peach… You may want to get some Ballz for your Valentine this year!... Google Maps got a 360 view of a Giant Peach (maybe it was James)… and finally, you are NEVER too old to use a Flame Thrower in Sexual Games!!!

18. MQTA S3 E48 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E48…. An Irish Popeye has some big trouble with Seamen…. Women, don’t insert Parsley in your love canal but Adrian thinks a casserole should go up there… If you need exercise, you may want to become a “Up and Coming Artist” using your GPS Tracker app and one jogger is getting a “Big Head.” …. When you dress, try to get a new men’s shirt that lets you Cum Together!!!..... Healing crystals CHAKRUBS make great gifts for your lady’s dark place or you can play Harry Potter with your Pleasure Wand… And finally for your entertainment….Michelle and Heather go for the “Bob Ross Bird Box Penis Challenge!!”

19. MQTA S3 E47 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E47…. What happens when you drink too much? It gets hard and you go blind…. A woodpecker was spotted in the park and they named it “Dick” and everybody knows about the bird…. Learn about the Minnesota Beach Boys… A fun couple covered in fluid decided that Love on a plastic sheet in the woods with people around was the best way to show affection… Adrian is addicted to Jubes… What happens when a woman can’t find the time but the police can!!!

20. MQTA S3 E46 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E46…. When picking up an outfit, please look at yourself in the mirror or you may be caught with a BIG HEAD… A sex toy for women gets banned from a tech show… Jump inside my mouth before I swallow you Whole!! I want to eat you!! GET IN MY BELLY!!!... A WWE female choker decided to shut her opponent up by filling her hole with a stopper of unnatural origin and we called it the “Bloody Mary” move… Dingleberry Pudding!!!

21. MQTA S3 E45 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E45… If you get a tattoo down under, do you stretch it with a rolling pin or clothes pin??....And what happens when a parent orders dolls from Amazon and they get more than they bargained for…. I’ll give you a good flocking if you can describe this car graffiti…. A woman tries to spice up the bedroom with game of “Hide the Glade!”….

22. MQTA S3 E44 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E44… HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Where is the worst place to push an Erection Button?... Tesla Monkeys!!... Adrian goes to Facebook Jail for posting Bums with Bows… Learn about The Curse of Poke Island… Can you get bigger confidence if you get filled to 6”?? And it’s your favorite day of the year!! What Did You Get Stuck in Your Rectum This Year!!!

23. MQTA S3 E43 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E43… Christmas Special… Let us introduce you to another mother who thought that she should make a Pegasus cake with a big surprise…. A fake tan leaves a big impression on a lady and she couldn’t disguise its head… A festive Tally whacker was in the Apple App Store and went out the same day confusing many…. And a Robot Brothel has went down after not raising enough dough and a Robot turns down one of the hosts...

24. MQTA S3 E42 SC
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Description: (Disclaimer: Heather and Michelle have gotten into the Holiday Cheer early) MQTA S3 E42… If you would you like to get engaged, you must look for the ring in the fellatio forest!!... What happens when your wenis gets stuck in your own throat… Learn about the new book “When the Mushroom Swells!!”…. When you make your kids 1st Birthday cake try not to make a BIG PINK #1 as it may look a little like a cake willy!!.... And finally Heather learns not to drink a Winey Mary and learn about the kid who brought a blow up doll to school to help with the Christmas Nativity…. Merry Christmas!!!

25. MQTA S3 E41SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E41…. Everyone eats “JUBES” and they are full of Quality You Can Trust… and Non-Stick pans can give you a smaller hotdog… Learn who Todd is and why does he have windshield washer fluid… Why is there no Playboy magazines for the blind and learn to follow the bouncing dots… Adrian loses his readers… and there once was Two Prunes and an Eggplant… What happens when come in contact with a giant Weenis on a wall… and finally what happens when you want the twins to feel more festive!!!

26. MQTA S3 E40 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E40…. Did you know that you can die from having a pipe dream at 60??.... If you are on a dating app, don’t swipe right when it’s your sister!!.... What happens when you get a literal booty call in jail??... And now for Christmas you can get ornaments from Felt Melons that are hand crafted…

27. MQTA S3 E39 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E39… Santa Claus is coming to kill you… Find new earrings for your girlfriend for Christmas to wear to your Grandmother’s house…. There is a new way to use your pumps in your shoes to transform your life if you have a pencil case without a pencil…. Learn how to shoplift from the naughty store if your attractive and a woman… And the story that finally killed Michelle that includes what kids are drinking now…

28. MQTA S3 E38 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E38… What happens when your eggplant breaks in two places and looks like a saxophone? What happens when you are ALL Thumbs and people can’t see right??.... What happens when you aren’t quite in the Christmas Spirit? Just get a pair of wreaths with Jingle Bells on them?.... A woman is going to get reconstructive surgery for her bits as her boyfriend gave her a gift that was TOO Big!!

29. MQTA S3 E37 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E37…. Did you ever butter your toast and find a Wenis? Well you are not as lucky as this lady!!.....If you are disappointed at the cops, just show how you feel with your art skills on the police station--- several times!!.... And now you can hunt for Ghosts and watch porn stars at the same time!!

30. MQTA S3 E36 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E36…. A mother has tried to sell her dresser for double digits while posing with her doubles…. Man with hands in pockets going to feel cocky all day (especially when flying)… A man who really (physically) loves his car gets stuck in a hole…. Tell my future!! Read My Nubbins!! ….. Learn about Winter ‘gina and Chilly Willy!!

31. MQTA S3 E35 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E35… Glitter pumpkins are great for men unless it’s eggplant willy!!... There is a scratch card for couples that is better than winning the lottery (or maybe not)… Let’s try Boinking Bingo… Madonna has a face scrubber that many women will find appealing…. And Gordan Ramsay has a BIG secret “You Donkey.”

32. MQTA S3 E34 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E34…. If you are in the mood for love, please take it off the shoulder… What happens when you take BABYSITTING literally and it gets stuck… A small boy gets a cake that looks like a bedazzled Vagina…. And finally man taking Viagra is seeing Red!!

33. MQTA S3 E33 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E33…. Learn what happened to someone who faked a disability to get sponge baths… NEVER get mad at your grandma for buying a shirt for you…. What happens to people who park badly… A lady has pain in her “bits” two days after going out partying and you will never guess why!!!

34. MQTA S3 E32 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E32….What happens when you pour hot sauce on “his” hotdog and you don’t have any yogurt…. A bedroom turns into a crime scene… Would you like a mold of your naughty bits in rose gold? Contact this woman!! And Adrian wants to use it for a chopstick’s holder.... If you don’t like your girlfriend or wife’s toys, you probably shouldn’t set them on fire nor should you use them as kindling….

35. MQTA S3 E31 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E31…. What happens when you get horning *literally* and it looks like a cabbage roll ….. A bearded pervert really has a things for dummies… Doctors witness pretty weird things on a daily basis but now a 31 year old man had a 23 inch toy stuck right up the balloon knot for 24 hours….

36. MQTA S3 E30 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E30…. First Sex Doll Brothel with Oral Dolls…. Midget Pixie Penis’ in coffee cups instead of a heart. It can be very HARD to draw a heart…. How can you get sex wrong for 4 years when you’re married?? But when you get it right, you can say your thanks with eggs and a chicken!

37. MQTA S3 E29 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E29….. Learn about Ghost Icing and Bunk Munk Spunk Junk… A knicker thief would starve if it went to the wrong house… What happens when the city shuts off your water in the middle of wonderful shower? Well, become a mermaid and run outside to rinse your seahorse willy off!!

38. MQTA S3 E28 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E28…. This parrot is the best F***ing thing in the world…. I like Morning Glory, Evening Glory, Night Glory but just not a broken Eggplant… Learn how to make your duck longer with a pension extender… Recycling condoms is a no-no… and…. A mother and daughter had a crappy trip to the seaside by having someone use a mushroom to knock on their window….

39. MQTA S3 E27 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E27… 200th Show Special!!! This is not where you put your pen and it’s not a Spirograph… A couple are tying the knot because they love drawing blood in the bedroom… If you are a massage oil salesman, you can put out fires with your hose…. Watch out for the floppy Whopper in the ladies room in McDonalds…

40. MQTA S3 E26 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E26…. Lots of surprises and…. If you repeatedly purchase pornography for your Porno Shed , this may happen to you in R-Kansas… Kids have the best knowledge about sex… A wrong address leaves a woman labeled…

41. MQTA S3 E25 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E25… If you love tattoos, before you remove your male genitalia, you may want to think about it first… When you go to work out, be sure to wear the appropriate attire when doing the downward dog… A model is aiming for the worlds biggest asset… and…. If you are a masseuse in Florida, don’t expect a Happy Ending!!

42. MQTA S3 E24 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E24… Google View may catch you holding the bag of raunchy goods… If you are going to ask someone to marry you, please don’t put the ring in this hole… If you need to pee, hold it, and you may get a great surprise… and…. A porn star wants to be buried in a remote control PENIS!!!

43. MQTA S3 E23 SC1
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Description: MQTA S3 E23….Always dress like a clown hold a pillow when you go to bed “Murder is like a bag of chips. You can’t stop after just one!”…. This is not a way to charge your phone or where to plug in your charger… What happens when condoms come in sizes Small, Medium and Liar…

44. MQTA S3 E22 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E22…. When your daughter brings a “Show and Tell” that includes a “funny pen”, make sure to check their bag first…. This little Teddy Sheep comes with something extra for you to play with… You can now get a beer that is flavored by lady parts… and…. There is a x-rated hay fever cure that all boyfriends would love to suggest….

45. MQTA S3 E21 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E21… Weiner Water is good for you and will help you with Brain Function… There is a boat party with leather twist… Can your vagina get high and someone has a hungry gina?? And finally, what would you do if people keep having sex in your hedge??

46. MQTA S3 E20 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E20…. When you try to sell your microwave, please don’t take a picture of your wiener…. There is a cure for Acne that you can get from your Dog… There is a “Super Vagina Kit” and Heather’s has a cape…. We are going to Florida for a woman who got upset and shot a man in the Cherries…. World Cup Underwear are a must have for Heather and Michelle…

47. MQTA S3 E19 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E19….. A guy got stuck with his mistress thanks to a Witchdoctor…. Heather thinks the Barbie of Berlin has an 80 Liter Bra with visual aids for the studio and why is this woman living with her Grandmother in a Hello Kitty room… Michelle has new pants for men that have a cod piece to accentuate a sensitive area and you can put anything in the pocket!!! And for God’s sake please don’t bedazzle your bum for summer!!! And… the crew discuss a naked bike ride and where do you put your balls…..

48. MQTA S3 E18 SC Intro
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Description: MQTA S3 E18…. Two BIG balls land on a tennis court with a big racket!!.... A woman lived her entire life without a vagina but she was helped out by a fish… Did you know a man can have a sex with a pen…. A man catches a fish with his fishing pole and is mildly unhappy!!! ….. AND a shark goes flying across the studio!!

49. MQTA S3 E17 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E17…. Can you imagine what a reaction is when a politician gets slapped in the face with a weenis…. To get off in court, the defendant showed a surprise to the jury and Adrian has a Tiger’s Eye… You are not supposed to put a shower head there!!! Let’s play “What’s up his bum?”….. An Iowa man just couldn’t measure up!!!

50. MQTA S3 E16 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E16…. Dead Men can have babies and Adrian wants his own hair…. Who wants to sign up for the sex toy removal class… Guess what Gerbil Women get on their wedding night… Now you can bleach your lady bits with hollandaise… When you take a picture of your engagement ring, make sure it isn’t a big mistake (or a small one)

51. MQTA S3 E15 SC Intro
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Description: MQTA S3 E15….We start out with a fun interview with Brian Sterling-Vete… A questionnaire helps people understand how much people like different types of hardness on the screen… A hairless puppy sends Facebook into a fury and banned because it looks bald and wrinkled like some people in the studio… If you wanted a naughty way to celebrate the Royal Wedding, you should check out these souvenirs and Adrian can only get his Head and Shoulders in it and everyone in the studio loses it!!!

52. MQTA S3 E14 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E14…… Bendable toy can be programed by an App and it can be activated remotely…. A brother tried saving his sister embarrassment by hiding a “Pencil Holder”…. Men (or women) can now by a pair of socks with Porn Stars on them to make a creepy sock puppet and learn what they are really used for!!!

53. MQTA S3 E13 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E13…. A public park has a new ride for women…. A woman hid a gun in a very convenient place that no one will look (It was loaded with one in the chamber)… MQTA wants to make screwed up Operation…. Michelle finally wants to make Pasta and it will put a smile on your face…. There is a woman who is getting gardening in early after watching a short film… This chopstick is NOT used for Sushi…

54. MQTA S3 E12 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E12…. A naked man has fun stuck up his bum and asks for help at a gas station…. A bionic weenis is going on sale this year and it will curl up and can be tucked away and Michelle doesn’t want to be quality control at the factory…. Make sure that when you get pulled over to be wearing these underwear…

55. MQTA S3 E11 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E11… Chelsey blew a lead in soccer and got a BIG reward… There is a religious man “Weenis Baba” who can tow your car in a very interesting way… There is a treasure hunt that most women will like, and Michelle and Heather are planning a trip…. You will never know why men really like golf!!... And what happens when you cut off someone’s weenis when they won’t look at you…

56. MQTA S3 E10 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E10… Learn how a condom shouldn’t be used and what happens when you blow your nose and Dulop and find out what Adrian had stuck up there… There is a Calamari shrine that many prostitutes and toothy vaginas love and Nathan won’t pull his pants up… You can get this health smoothy but from only someone you love…

57. MQTA S3 E9 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E9… Be careful when you take a picture for SnapChat and check what’s in the background and Adrian has renamed his Weenis… Learn about BDSM and Masturbation in a new College Course in Chicago… Please Mind The Gap and Stand Clear of the Doors or you could get caught if your friend grabs it… If you go to Paris, be careful what type of souvenir you bring back for your mom…. We are going to Barcelona to visit the Butt plug…

58. MQTA S3 E8 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E8….. A builder decides to nail the wrong type of wood… Lots of Fish Bones out the rectum, Damn near killed him with Carp Farts… Weenis shaped lipstick so you better pucker up…. Men oiling up could get Moobs and Michelle is sabotaging the bathroom!!... How to tell if your neighbors are swingers…

59. MQTA S3 E7 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E7… Grandfather Rock has been thrust upon by naked people and Adrian breaks character…. Stars enjoy a Weenis Facial and rubbing it takes out the wrinkles… and Hamburger Mary’s Eatery in Florida is getting sued for being assaulted by a pair of knockers and my Cervix hurts….

60. MQTA S3 E6 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E6…. Naughty little elf has had some complaints over activities…. What happens when you get a really bad weenis tattoo? Go to Arby’s because “They have the meats!”… Urethra Play turns bad when a long toy gets stuck in a weenis…. And so much more fun including a chewy lizard!!!

61. MQTA S3 E5 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E5…. What happens when you get your weenis stuck in a ring spanner (socket wrench for us Americans)…. The gang tries Japanese Plum Wine “Fu-Ki”… A new women’s toy will order Pizza for you… Adrian Speaks Japanese!!.... Yellow Snow Warning!! …. Getting ready for fall with Scarecrows with special additions…

62. MQTA S3 E4 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E4…. How do you measure up down below? Just run to your nearest toilet roll. It’s like a ground hog and it bit Michelle…. If you put a poster of a Porn Star in your crops it will be magic… Olympic torch lighting ceremony becomes memorable… Sex Robot Creator wants to have children with his creation and Adrian suggests doing it with a Toaster….

63. MQTA S3 E3 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E3…. Oh No, Masturbation in Germany kills especially if you are wearing a Raincoat, Diving Suit and Pantyhose …. Learn how to use exercise equipment in Florida correctly…. Vagina Cake in Minnesota? Who Knew?... You can die from oral sex…

64. MQTA S3 E2 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E2…. If you have a 12th Birthday, this Millionaire dad will get you a pair of strippers…. You can now bleach this wonderful part of anatomy so it looks like a powdered donut…

65. MQTA S3 E1 SC
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Description: MQTA S3 E1...... Guess what this guy found dangling from his rear ..... A dog finds a wonderful chew toy .....Oh No! A man's testicle popped, and it was like a crotch grenade and there were nut growls..... Everyone should have a Poop Knife or Dung Divider!!

66. MQTA S2 E140 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E140 .... The postman has delivered a very special gift and so does Heather ....Having a Dead Vagina has help arrive ..... A Baby has been born with a weenis on his back and they named it Adrian .... A fight breaks out!!

67. MQTA S2 E139 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E139.....Structures were built to cast willie shaped shadows.....A Wobbling Willie can have the face of anyone you want perfect for couples in a long-distance relationship...... Father/ Daughter Pole dancing duo..... Adrian has a screechy Octopus..... 20 quid to see the squid!!!

68. MQTA S2 E138 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E138.....A Son of a Funeral Home Director has made himself a doll.... What are the most expensive adult toys?.... A New fashion trend from Happy Underwear Gifts and you will love he slippers!!  How about this new Top with exposed shoulders? Vagina cleavage anyone?

69. MQTA S2 E137 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E137   A Amazon Package has a package drawn on it.... Santa is not REAL...... A clown named Shakes wants to "Donald Trump" you....  You can get a condom FITBIT for your penis.....  and  a climax made a man go blind...  I just don't see it!!!

70. MQTA S2 E136 SC
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Description: A Baptist member is using Gold Leaf Toilet Paper in his Mansion and hear the story of "The Loco Burrito and Gold Toilet Paper" ...   A prisoner is not happy that his Xbox and Penis Pump were taken away in PRISON....  Pensioners are getting their wifi taken away for fear of them using it to watch naughty videos....  A man got a padlock stuck IN his weenis....

71. MQTA S2 E135 SC
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Description: If your nose is blocked, you can use this method but in the privacy of your own home please....   If you get married, your not allowed to fire your testiclay....  Don't take care of your lady bits with a garden vegetable or you might get End Rot!!!!

72. MQTA S2 E134 SC1
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Description: MQTA S2 E134... Guess what a girl got in her Halloween Candy Bag?  and Heather and Michelle want one! .......Please don't do this with your Christmas Lights or your neighbors won't be happy!.....  A Man is living a new life after losing his 3 ft long weenis and 11 lb testiclay ........  And the crew sucks making light saber sounds....  Who Knew!!!

73. MQTA S2 E133 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E133..... If I donate a $1.80 to the Red Cross, can I nuzzle your breasticles.....  There is a new use for Vick's Vapor Rub but please don't do it as it can damage the delicate parts..... You will never guess how this 54 year old tried to give the cops the slip with a Thong and Vaseline.....

74. Mqta S2 E132 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E132... Make sure you go to a department store and freshen your nether regions using their Toilet spray...  18 unlucky men have broken their Twigs but find out what else can happen to a man's weenis.... Group trip to a sex shop that ends up in a wall of dildos....  Find out how men use girth jelly.... Man with the smallest willie in Britain says "There is nothing wrong with a little prick"

75. MQTA S2 E131SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E131.....  Speeding? Watch out for Betty Go Slow the Roadside Mannequin who dresses like a hooker and she is making Adrian sweaty...... Molly the dog went for a walk on the beach and found a real Twig and Berries and the dog said it tasted "Ruff" and Heather misses her Basset Hound "Peter" ....... and......  A Trio of Japanese Porn Stars and playing their Butt Trumpets for shows and the gang tries to figure out how they pull it off

76. MQTA S2 E130 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E130... Guests are in Studio.... A doll needs to be cleaned and repaired after some heavy damage...  Hundreds of giant toys get washed up on shore and Adrian is playing Star Wars with his Light Saber...  During a Marathon an extra appendage finished with extra energy and wasn't afraid to show it....

77. MQTA S2 E129 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E129.....  Bike Sharing works so why not share your sex doll like Wonder Woman and others that will make you question choices... A pig was born with a very very strange appendage on it's forehead and it's not a Unicorn.....  Dick Shaped Waffles have been exploding in Bangkok......  The studio is setting up a School for Penis Waffles....  Where do you carry 2.2lbs of Gold when going through customs??..... And finally.... Learn about the New Adventures of Dick Waffle and Bum Chop!!!

78. The Raven
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Description: Welcome to MQTA's Halloweenis Special. Thank you to all of our listeners and fans. We appreciate every one of you. Have a great Halloween!!!

79. MQTA S2 E128 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E128..... Do you love your couch?  Really LOVE your couch? This man got caught loving a couch...... A woman gets caught with her hands full of 12 inches......In Germany a man got his willy stuck in a dumbbell.....A 23 year old has an issue with Cat Scratch Fever and it leaves him with HARD feelings.........  and the studio has an impromptu Meditation session

80. MQTA S2 E127 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E127....Alien Sex Destination is for customers with Alien Sex Fantasies....  If you pay off your credit card you may have an orgasm and it looks like I need more credit cards......Conjoined Twins in Michigan are facing each other in court over masturbating.......At 23 man is afraid he may never find the one so he has sent his seed for preservation.....

81. MQTA S2 E126 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E126....A plastic surgery addict got a nose job and something CAME UP and some women might want to numb the area.....  A man got a glass stuck in his rectum (damn near killed him).....Meet a sex witch and Adrian would like one with ketchup and mayo and you will hear the echo..... A wife cut off a man's penis because he went golfing too much and she flushed the club!!

82. Mqta S2 E125 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E125.....  Stop holding your farts in.  There are 7 health benefits!!!.... An Escort is disappointed because clients don't want as much sex as they used to. She says if her job was just about sex she would only have 5 minute appointments!!!  Chemicals from certain deodorants will misshape your sperm.  Adrian gets confused between Roller Balls and ball deodorant. And is there a dog that can round up the sperm??

83. MQTA S2 E123 SC1
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Description: MQTA S2 E123   A sheriff was doing research at work by looking at nude women to find identifying tattoos (uh huh).... A woman won a prize at a party and now she is using "IT" to water her garden and "my Vibratron brings all my worms to the yard!" Someone made a Lady-boy cake and Adrian is going to put pop-rocks where he shouldn't.... If you don't have a girlfriend you can do what this man from China did and just cut it off and that is only the beginning....

84. MQTA S2 E124 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E124.......  A professional photographer from New York will dress men's favorite part in little costume and snap some shots.......This great granny is a Super FAN who loves to Flash for the 7th Inning Stretch........ Pornographic Carrot - I heard it's good for your eyesight........ The most requested Female Robot Sex Doll could be your dead wife and it could have multiple personalities

85. MQTA S2 E122 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E122.....  A daughter finally does the dishes in her parents dishwasher and her mom finds a private surprise (or so she thinks)..... What happens when you tattoo a big Twig on one leg and a big set of Berries on the other?.... A man jumped a fence in Russia and decided to hang by a vital piece of his anatomy and to free himself he just ripped it off!!!

86. MQTA S2 E121 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E121  This little elf fixes all of the Adult toys for Santa and if you are lucky you may find one half-off .....  "Jiffy Tip" will plug your hole and may come in scratch-n-sniff scent and we come up with many many scents......  Wedding Photos end up baring it all and now they want to hang it on their wall!!!!

87. MQTA S2 E120 SC1
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Description: MQTA S2 E120...... You can get pulled over for taking a load of Viagra and operating a stick shift..... Meet Machete Mike the Clown..... Ikea has a seat for your shower that will embrace your outer self if you are a man.....There is a downside of an orgasm for women (really?!?) and men should strive to be an overachiever!!!

88. MQTA S2 E119 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E119....A Mystery Medical Condition has caused IT to swell to 10x it's size....  Something is towering in the water and your tongue could stick to it if you give it a try!!.....  Keep your Bearded Dragon under your clothes........ And finally, your butt crack can make you high!!!!

89. MQTA S2 E118 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E118  Nathan makes a cameo appearance.... Your fantasy robot may be getting a headache..... Sexual Healing for elders with Robots....  A bar utensil holder has a booby trap and hopefully it doesn't hit you in the face and your hot boob may make my back better!!!

90. MQTA S2 E117 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E117….  Meet the ghost of an English pub with an interview with the pub owner and Special Guests Brian and Helen....If you are on vacation, please don’t catch a ping pong ball in your mouth. EWWW…..  Cute Cat? NOPE, it’s a spoon worm or as it is commonly called a Chinese Penis Fish….  Mysterious BUTT Pictures are popping up everywhere and the police are trying to get to the BOTTOM of it!!

91. MQTA S2 E116 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E116….  Sunbathing in the nude can lead to serious injuries especially if you slather on too much suntan lotion and manscape….  Harold Balls went to a festival in England and witnessed Glitter Boobs and Disco Tits….  Women absorb DNA from every man they have been with (WHAT?)…. And this is what happens when you push too hard in the “end”….

92. MQTA S2 E115 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E115….  Human Toe in Yukon has gone missing.  Perhaps someone drank it!!... Stop…. Hammer Toe... Rub your root if you want good luck and happiness…  This dress will help you commit crimes and many people have helped create it….   Also, this is the best (or worst) cup of coffee anyone has ever made – it comes with extra protein!!!   But you may face time in jail if you make it yourself!!!

93. MQTA S2 E114 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E114….  The sexiest bathing suit of the Summer and it will leave you with a warm fuzzy feeling…  Do not eat the free buffet at the Strip Joint in Florida or you may be “running” into trouble…  The return of the Phantom Turdler, and why is he playing Barry White….  And finally, this crab was really hungry at a beach when it saw this tantalizing oyster….

94. MQTA S2 E113 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E113….  Guess how you tow a Helicopter if you’re a man??....   And this is a must-have coffee table book for women!!  It’s a bare reality book of men and Adrian thinks it’s a Pop-up book….   Wanna look like an Alien??  How about removing your manhood??  Yay!!....   And Finally, who knew riding a bike and hitting a hole would cause a man’s berries to go into hiding….

95. MQTA S2 E112 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E112….  Find out who whistles when he uses the restroom….   New positions for people over 50….   Bigfoot has been getting very “Busy”…..   Do you really “love” your car?? You may have a fetish called cranking….   And …. Here is a way to be a good neighbor and not get caught by your wife….

96. MQTA S2 E111 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E111….  Oreo Peeps….  Hand Job Keven….   Pair of Randy Lovers die in the middle of Love….   A gentleman causes a choking death via sausage love and he wants show the judge….   There is a new possible cure for depression and only men can provide it to women and Michelle’s new stripper name is “Biscuits and Gravy”….

97. MQTA S2 E110 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E110….. You should always get information on a Convention before you agree to participate or you could go home with some “Tails”…..   There is an auction that many women and some men will love….   Glitter Nips will be a hit this year and Adrian says “Don’t put glitter on it if you don’t want me to look!!!!”  ….    And Men will never complain about women putting on make-up again with this Beauty Blender and Adrian can apply half a face of foundation …..

98. MQTA S2 E109 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E109…..  Adrian takes his first Quiz to see how British he is  ……. Finally, some justice for Jesus as countries get sued….  Wear earplugs when you play tennis….   And, 60th Birthday party gift goes horribly wrong when “IT” breaks….

99. MQTA S2 E108 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E108…..  THE WOMEN’s SHOW!!!........    The average “Hotdog” size is getting bigger!!  And women should love it!!!.....   We are going to tell you where the Naughty Restaraunts are in the world…..   and……..   THESE PILLOWS are the BEST!!!  Made especially for women!!  

100. MQTA S2 E107 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E107….  This woman will have a hard time collecting child support from this “Dead-beat dad”…..  Michelle and I will be planning a trip to this Festival next year!!!....   No need to bring a tow rope for your car, just bring a man….  

101. MQTA S2 E106 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E106….  There are two perfect moments to poo on a plane (up to 10 mins alone time) and something smells like a bad perm……    This is not how to clean a horse at the kids park….   Here is how to make a quick buck:  If you like my Tinder, send me $5…..   Thank God for Glitter Bums!!!!

102. MQTA S2 E105 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E105…..  Squirrel Anonymous….    Beefy Bloke got savagely rejected by a topless woman…….   Delta Airlines likes to leave you a present in your Blanket and if you bring your own maybe you can get a free flight….  Did you know that women can grow teeth down “there”…..   A robotic Female sex doll that isn’t a sure thing and must have romance with kissing and cuddling in order to have fun and respond.

103. MQTA S2 E104 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E104….   Oh Siri, where are you sending me?? …..   Lick your phone for pleasure or a teaching tool…..   The LOVE Motel with 10 quirky bedrooms and the Greek one might have yogurt and hummers with lots of ORBs and Knocking….   And tales from the Tales of the “Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit.”

104. MQTA S2 E103 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E103….. Peeps flavored Oreos – You could poop a rainbow…. What happens when you own 6 tons of Porn…. If you are intoxicated a FENCE is really sexy…. AND…. Fit Bit for your Man Bits….

105. MQTA S2 E102 SC1
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Description: MQTA S2 E102….. Mr. Postman, please don’t put this in my letterbox unless you want Michelle’s Chinese Finger…. Man only took this one thing from the Porn shop and left the “box” behind…. Adrian admits to wearing special underwear… And sit back and learn about the Dirty Blues, the very Dirty Blues and don’t forget to put them on your Ipod or MP3 player….

106. MQTA S2 E101 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E101…. Shakespeare sculpture will make you walk through legs and people are not happy…. A man builds a fort to keep his EX out and comes complete with catapults …. Burger King is going to make an Adult’s Meal with an Adult Toy…. Help, he got his thing stuck in a ring…….. And a “Tinder-Like” app that only has one man on it… 😊

107. MQTA S2 E100 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E100…. Bronze pleasure devices from Asia!!! A man finds Sewer Grates extremely sexy especially in the middle of the afternoon…. And “THIS” is how you trim a football field…. DO NOT look at people without clothes while doing some insider trading…. A genie come out of a fake male appendage and granted a sex change….

108. MQTA S2 E99 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E99….. 8 inches is worth millions…. And she will cut you off if you won’t let her have a threesome with someone she met at the dog park!! Adrian tells us what gives him the willies…. MORE GIFT IDEAS; Professional Pole for Dancing, Soap for “Men” and manly parts, 50 Shades of Brown Lavatory Mist, a “Moon Ring” and many others…..

109. MQTA S2 E98 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E98…… Oh No! Wrong Number! I got an X-Rated Call!!!..... and I was going to go to Florida, but Sausage Castle burnt down. It was swallowed by fire….. and VR for Sex Ed from first person POV…. And finally, did your New Year’s Resolution include exercise? How about doing it Nude??? For ages 33-70….. 

110. MQTA S2 E97 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E97…..Rub this in a cemetery for some GOOD luck!!! A little tortoise really loves to make love so much that he had to get a set of Wheels!! Shoes from faith healers in South Africa will cure warts on very intimate parts and Adrian has a really good suggestion….

111. MQTA S2 E96 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E96….. Another reason not to go to Walmart! Michelle loses her lunch again!!.... What you should be doing at work that is good for you but your co-workers might look at you funny but it fights boredom!!.... You will never have a funeral like this but you may want to attend one with some dollar bills… What happens with age to Men’s lower region and how to prevent it?? .... And Adrian misspeaks and sends the group off the deep end of laughter....

112. MQTA S2 E95 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E95….. Another new cure for Acne and you can get it from cows….. A fossilized Mammoth appendage was found on a beach and it’s only 2.5 inches long…. A Shower Gel Snow Fairy tells that it should be shared with someone you like in the shower….. Don’t ask the Amazon Echo Dot to play Digger Digger. She might give you a new vocabulary!!!!

113. MQTA S2 E94 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E94….. The possible Valentine’s gift that helps you clean up after yourself – Meet “Shittens!” but Adrian doesn’t want “Shoves”…… This guy really loves Snowmen with consequences…. Oh No, another gift to put on the list for Valentines -- the “Tele-tongue”….. And a list of things people got stuck up their bottom in 2016 ---- Heather and Michelle have a bit of a breakdown!!!!

114. MQTA S2 E93 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E93....  Stressed out from the holidays, grab a glass of milk!!!   Sex Robots could reveal your deepest secrets to others.  Computer nerds vs. Art Dept..... Adrian wants to start a band called "Dangerous Cheese".....   Two women fought off a robber and beat him with whatever they could get their hands on and boy were they pretty feisty!!!

115. MQTA S2 E92 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E95....  So would you go to this length if you didn't get any in 10 years??  If you're not going to use it, no one is going to use it!!....    Eletrunks, for when you have an itch that you need to scratch discretely...  The old story of Antarctic Willy.... and... Botox can help get out wrinkles!!!  Down Under!!!   YAY!!!    SCROTOX!!!

116. MQTA S2 E91 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E91…. This “Little Rooster” will wake you up in an intimate way in the morning (and it has a snooze button)…. Or… a woman decided to use a stun gun on Vjay-jay at a party…. And…. If men perform this ritual with this man, it will make their package larger or if women would like larger assets he can help them too…

117. MQTA S2 E90 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E90…. Some women find this noise extra sexy…. And Adrian does a movie trailer review of “Hand Job Cabin” or Tug Boat Willie. Remember, not all Horror films finish with Happy Endings…. Don’t watch porn while driving on the M4 to break up the miles… Guess what a guy tried to buy love with?? (Hint: You eat it for breakfast)

118. MQTA S2 E89 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E89…. Oh No!! He left his “PRINT” at the scene of the crime…. And….. You really don’t want this sausage in your food, do you??.... And… YOU are doing it wrong if you plug in your USB here…. Finally….. Guess what you can get for $50 and a plate of Nachos???

119. MQTA S2 E88 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E88… A LITTLE Rare penile strangulation…. Show the person you love your moon…. And….. This SMOOTHIE will give you ENERGY but Michelle won’t drink it and turns a funny shade of green!!!

120. MQTA S2 E87SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E87…. Robot love with a hot drink for $62…. Learn how distract Soccer players the fun way…. And try to find a rogue surgeon to help you straighten your manhood with popsicle sticks… Order this for your MOM for Christmas!! Hurry while supplies last. It will be a BIG Surprise she can enjoy year round….

121. MQTA S2 E86 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E86…. A cooking class with “personal” ingredients for London that includes recipes... Learn why only one nostril gets blocked and why it’s connected to your genitals. Macrophilia (fantasy involving sex with giants) people unite. It looks like there is a Virtual Reality program for you!!! …. And ….. One night in Bangkok…….

122. Mqta S2 E85 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E85… Condom Section “Need A Hand”….. Meet the Angry Pirate Parrot that’s not afraid to snitch…. Pictures of a Twig and Berries sent via message get a great letter for response and unfortunately it was read by a bad Sylvester impersonation… Want to see my Raisins ….

123. MQTA S2 E84 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E84…. 10/21/16….. Don’t pass gas by a dancer’s face… A man has an “issue” with a bottle which leaves him with less of himself…. Kids in England won’t be missing school anymore with their new class as Jane Austin gets chucked to the side….

124. MQTA S2 E83 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E83…. Man decides that he can read fortunes by fondling the twins… Forgiveness is swallowing when you want to spit…. Balls of the Month Club… When you see an Anaconda for the first time, be sure to beat it!!!

125. MQTA S2 E82 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E82…. Gordon Ramsay stung by a Jellyfish in a very private place…. Heather makes a balloon animal…. Learn a special reason to leave work for a few hours…. There once was man who caught a fish and inside the of the fish there was a “big surprise”!!!

126. MQTA S2 E81 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E81….. A Guy got bitten in a very sensitive area for a second time by a spider!!! A crime boss “accidentally” shot himself in the private area!!! Dino the dinosaur gets some lovin’!!!!

127. MQTA S2 E80 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E80….. Oh no!!! Not another spider in Bananas!!!.... A man really really loves shrubbery (Don’t let Adrian check his tires!)…. Bigfoot caught having fun with himself “It was a Mutha Buggar Bigfoot!”

128. MQTA S2 E79 SC1
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Description: MQTA S2 E79….. People on a cliff see “Full Exposure” and were not impressed…. April Fool’s Day Viagra re-visited…. Disorderly Conduct at a funeral…. An interesting way to play pool…. Anti-Gun Campaign that is fun for the family….

129. MQTA S2 E78
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Description: MQTA S2 E78…. Guy is so upset with his wife that jail is better than living with her…. Buy a pair of balls for stress relief…. And now…. In Italy… You can relief your stress a different way!!!! And Britain could have went to war over a Horse Appendage….. Happy Laughs!!!!

130. MQTA S2 E77
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Description: MQTA S2 E77…. Learn how much it costs to retrieve a shoe…. McDonald’s - I’m lovin’ it…. If you lost your phone in a toilet, send your friend in after it…. 18th Century leather toy…. And a naked mule-kick to the family jewels for one police officer!!!

131. MQTA S2 E76
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Description: MQTA S2 E76 – Guess what a fisherman caught on the end of his line?? It was a big one!!..... Listen to what this Gorilla-acting man did!! A man was caught in bed with someone and said “I thought it was my wife!”…..

132. MQTA S2 E75
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Description: MQTA S2 E75 – Pregnant wife goes in to have a baby and the husband has his hemorrhoids removed accidently…. Interesting road drawings and Candyland…. Looking for Loo- ove in all the wrong places and married by A Pasta!!!

133. MQTA S2 E74
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Description: MQTA S2 E74….. A ninety year old looks for some action and gets robbed…. Every woman needs one of these dogs…. And the world’s largest toy!!!

134. MQTA S2 E73
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Description: MQTA S2 E73…. For $60K you can build your own woman (It comes with a handbook)….. You can now live in a “Love Dart”…. Pole-dancing woman in labor…. And a wonderful picture of a Duck!!!

135. MQTA S2 E72
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Description: MQTA S2 E72 – Don’t miss the Indiana Jones Episode…. Milk a Cockroach…. Watch your yin-yang tattoo…. Lap Dances for Charity…. You can be assaulted by a toy…. And Eyeball Soup!!!

136. MQTA S2 E71
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Description: MQTA S2 E71 – Bacon Soda....Red Light districts are like a nice worn patch on a quilt…. An amateur surgeon removes a sensitive part of a man in a hotel…. Bet you didn’t know that you could get this in a Chicken Coop…. and…. Adrian isn’t getting his order this week! Anyone want to help him out?!?

137. MQTA S2 E70
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Description: YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS ONE!!! ....... MQTA S2 E70 – It’s the Jellybean Episode!! Learn about the Dumpy Pervert….. These shorts can transform your sex life….. In China, you can get a doll for a “life” partner….

138. MQTA S2 E69 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E69….. The Phantom Turdler is GOD…. Oh, No!!! VR Porn Festival in Tokyo was Canceled… A man is grounded safely after being struck by lightning because of his Rod…. Pick your own lover and take her home. PS…. she won’t eat much or complain…

139. MQTA S2 E68
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Description: MQTA S2 E68…. Porn for the visually impaired… Guess what you can get with your coffee!!!.... Heather gets to the staggering number of -110…. You have to watch the DVD extras!!! Find Adrian’s Garden of Shame with a Dog!!

140. MQTA S2 E67
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Description: MQTA S2 E67 - Someone is trying to get a Restraining Order against God…..Did you know that you can fix a dent in a car with a “Pleasure Aid”? and…. Learn about the Euro 2016 Mascot “Super Victor” and…. A man with a Mercedes has a BIG Issue!!

141. MQTA S2 E66 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E66…. You can Die from that?!?! If your neighbors are too noisy while making love, you can always set fire to your own apartment!!.... Who stole the Poo!!! Let us tell you how to play MARBLES!!!

142. MQTA S2 E65 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E65…. That is NOT how to make Cinnamon Rolls (with sound effects!!)… and do it for Mom!!.... BIG axe fight over a SMALL Penis….. And Ohhh so much more!!! You will not be disappointed!!

143. MQTA S2 E64 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E64…. You can now Lick Your Cat!! How to print money to visit Strippers…. Naughty Cartoons… No man can resist a sexy drain pipe!!

144. MQTA S2 E63 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E63 ….. How to get exercise with “Bang-Fit” so strap your smart phone on….. A moving car drops a box of “fun” on the road…. Pigeon love sounds like amorous couples having relations and it’s upsetting the neighbor….. Learn about “The Sex Factor”…. And Adrian copy writes “Yo-Tube” 

145. MQTA S2 E62 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E62 --- Feel a twig snap…. Penis Hokey Pokey…. German Book on Sex…. Adrian “Danger” Lee throws his Schnitzel under his arm.

146. MQTA S2 E61 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E61….. Adrian has a Whopper JR., Ban on Bananas, Oral Sex is good for your health, Pole Dancing Granny celebrating her 100th Birthday!!!

147. MQTA S2 E60 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E60 …. Did you find and Angel? Want to catch a fish…. Get Dad (or yourself) a new pair of underwear… Bitten in Happiness…

148. MQTA S2 E59 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E59 – What not to do when your woman is playing with toys…. What to do when you receive a naughty toy at work… How to break into a house to do laundry…. And…. What to do if you are LONELY!!!

149. MQTA S2 E58 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E58 – Get ready to Tickle Your Star, find out about Swimming Banquet Strippers, and don’t wear Bicycling Shorts to restaurants.... and ….. A statue gets a removable appendage.

150. MQTA S2 E57 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E57…. The one who smelt it dealt it!!..... Can men have Periods??...... What a way to study SEX….. And….. Meet Martin Dustdevils!!!

151. MQTA S2 E56 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E56…. An eight year old gets something special for his birthday!! ..... Be careful of what your dog picks up on the Beach….. Head on over to Hull in England to become a piece of art…. And also this episode --- Learn how entertaining Adrian’s Art Lectures can be….

152. MQTA S2 E55 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E55…. Sex Stats from England and Germany…. Drone Flashing…. Fishing in his toilet…. And a very toothy Dancer…. Love Bites!!!

153. MQTA S2 E54 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E54…. Bring your dollar bills to a Funeral…. Boldly go where no one has gone before—Dead…. …Be LOUD and get Healthy!!! What do you get when you purchase the expensive “Ballers Booth” at a night club in England? Heather will need crowdfunding for this one…. lol

154. MQTA S2 E53 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E53…. Ninja Masturbator… Someone has a BIG Package!! …. Bizarre Traffic Stop… What’s that about Mini Hulk Hogan?!?

155. MQTA S2 E52 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E52 – Is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? You’re NEVER too old for a Stripper!! What happens when you have a beard and happen to be wearing a wedding dress?? Learn about all this and more…..

156. MQTA S2 E51 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E51… German Cucumbers…. Flying Mouse Wine…. Gimme your special sauce…. And THIS is the prize for winning a video game contest.

157. MQTA S2 E49 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E49….. Yes, the elusive missing Episode 49…. Here is what you missed... A Pregnant Man…… I NEVER get THAT in the mail…. Stuck in the right position…. Bad Boy Brian!! Professional Snugglers for $80/hr…. That’s it…. I am changing careers!!!

158. MQTA S2 E50 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E50 – She stashed what in her WHAT?!?!, 18FT Shrubbery…. Mighty Spider Senses!! And you can now get a tux for your ---- Thing……

159. MQTA S2 E48 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E48 – Don’t forget to give 24 hrs notice! Dwarf Tossing! Johnny B- Good Condom Machine… Inflatable Rescue and a Mistaken Strip-o-Gram!!!

160. MQTA S2 E47 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 S47…. Really Bad Tattoo…. Alien Baby Community… Detox your no-no spot…. Don’t lose those KEYS!!!

161. MQTA S2 E46 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E46 – I don’t think Superman will be using the THIS booth… Well… Maybe… What does your cat’s forehead smell like?? Have you seen your dentist’s pictures?? Baby Onion Rings??

162. MQTA S2 E45 SC1
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Description: OH No!!! Another week of fun!!! Edible Thumbs... That's not how to use a Bedazzler!!! And.... You can now have a party in your pants with that disco ball and speakers!!

163. MQTA S2 E44 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E44 – Don’t show your “candy bar” in public….Eve was created from WHAT?? Bionic Cherry Popping…..and…. Worms swimming in Jello!!

164. MQTA S2 E43 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E43…. Oh NO!! Adrian has a Fart Machine!! Find out what’s up in Denver… Learn a new secret hiding place…. and a Man at “Large”.

165. MQTA S2 E42 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E42….. You will WANT to be a driving instructor!! Super Hero Condoms!! Do you know what else a tow-bar can be used for? Do you have a Light Saber in your pocket?

166. MQTA S2 E41 SC
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Description: MQTA S2 E41….. Come and find out about a Stripping Ninja, Strange Condoms, What’s up with the Hulk and Sprouting Teeth!!!

167. MQTA S2 E40 SC
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Description: Fat Squirrels, Zombie Babies, watch out for Drones, and ...... Adrian and Greg are in the Doghouse!!

168. MQTA S2 E39 SC1
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Description: MQTA S2 E39 – Strip Clubs…. NO!!! Don’t go to a strip joint Sunday Afternoon!! Don’t sneeze around your new WIFE! G-String wearing lawyer wearing a Panda Suit!!

169. MQTA S2 E38 Sound Cloud
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Description: MQTA S2 E38..... Get a Baby-Sitter if you’re going to see some Models! Guess what a lady got stuck in her bum? Your name is WHAT?

170. MQTA S2 E37 SC
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Description: How do you salute a Judge and….. There is a beauty pageant for just Men!! Just Men…. Did I mention that it is just for Men!! It ended on Christmas…. You could have won prizes….

171. MQTA S2 E36 SC
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Description: Happy Holidays!! Here come Ambidextrous Worms, Machismo for Men, Baby cuffs for Blood Pressure, and another type of skin care for women…. It will make them look younger and men love it too!!

172. MQTA S2 E35 SC
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Description: Need Christmas ideas for the hard to shop for…. Waxing? Oprah Skin Cream Anyone? Backpack? And you can learn what Adrian’s Attorneys names are… Maybe… And Adrian once again asks, “why am I here?”

173. MQTA S2 E34 SC
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Description: Want to go on a naked roller-coaster ride? How about a Christmas list that includes a Sexy Braille Book? Or how about a very “helpful” timer? Need a Christmas Party Dress?? Please read the fine print when ordering Christmas presents online!!

174. MQTA S2 E33 SC
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Description: Go to Walmart for “Gun” oil, kids say the darndest things, where to find a very very large bra, and you must go Target for great Christmas Music…. Maybe….

175. MQTA S2 E32 SC
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Description: Call 911 if you want to flirt with the Ladies!!! Cake Porn with Priests… and….Don’t forget to order Mushroom pizza for your Girlfriend or Wife in Hawaii…

176. MQTA S2 E31 SC
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Description: Attack of the Black Bun Whopper!! Don’t use a doll for love!! For that matter, you can use Ashes for LOVE!! And……. Find out what happened when your TWIG gets shot!!!

177. S2 E30 Best Of MQTA
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Description: Anniversary Show!! What can be better than a ton of laughs!!

178. MQTA S2 E29 SC
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Description: Meet the Fokkens…. How to escape cops when your blind and double-jointed…. Meet Pepper the “NO” sex robot!!

179. MQTA S2 E28 SC
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Description: Stinky soccer fans, the mystery of white dog poo and can dog poo hold business cards, if you “donate” you can get an iPhone 6s!!

180. MQTA S2 E27 SC
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Description: Catch up on Phantom Photos, learn how to find new patio stones, watch for the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in the sky and finally, learn a quick place to hide a gun!

181. MQTA S2 E26 SC
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Description: Wow.... All I can say is if you haven't ever listened to a MQTA show, this is the one you can't miss. Bluto makes an appearance without Popeye, an 87 year old man was lookin' for love in all the wrong places, a NASA cover-up and a man with a very BIG problem.

182. MQTA S2 E25 SC
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Description: Are you ready for laughter and learning? How about: Bionic Man (No it’s not what you think! Or maybe it is) Strange tasting Curry Ways to turn into a Werewolf

183. MQTA S2 E24 SC
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Description: Contemplate what happens when shrimp die. Is it possible to have permanent portable bag pipes? Learn how to cook with Shower Gel and another use for Bagels!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! Your fun starts here!

184. MQTA S2 E23 SC
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Description: Why not spend an hour with us while I forget my Twitter account, run from Dalek Midgets and contemplate Marriage or Jail?

185. MQTA S2 E22 SC
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Description: It's time for you to learn!!! Learn all about Bigfoot Love. Learn where you can buy a Haunted Camper. AND.... Learn how to make your "Landscape" really attract Seniors And Much Much More!!!

186. MQTA S2 - E21 SC
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Description: Listen to one of our Hosts voice change live on air!! Learn about Bloxers and how you can help them become a reality.... Oh yeah, and Alligator Love!!

187. MQTA S2 E20 SC
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Description: Attacking Bananas!!! Naked Bike Riding!! What else are you going to do tonight!!

188. MQTA S2 E19 SC
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189. MQTA S2 E18 SC
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190. MQTA S2 E17 SC
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191. MQTA S2 E16 SC
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192. MQTA S2 - E15 SC
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193. MQTA S2 E14 SC
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194. MQTA S2 E13 SC
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195. MQTA S2 E12 SC
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196. MQTA S2 E11 Sound Cloud
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197. MQTA S2 E10 SC
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198. MQTA S2 - E9 SC
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199. MQTA S2 - E8 Soundcloud
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200. MQTA S2-E7
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201. MQTA S2 E6 Soundcloud
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202. MQTA S2- E5
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203. MQTA S2 - E4
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204. MQTA S2 E3
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205. MQTA S2 - E2
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206. MQTA S2 - E1
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Description: We're Back!!! New Studio.... New Stories.... New Laughs....

207. MQTA S1 - E33
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208. MQTA S1 - E32
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209. MQTA S1 - E31
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Description: Episode 31 HALLOWEEN Special !!!

210. MQTA S1 - E30
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Description: MQTA S1 - E30 by MQTA Radio

211. MQTA S1 - E29
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Description: Series One - Episode 29 Join the team once again for a unique and funny look at the news of the paranormal and strange. Discover what to do when a horse pulling a hearse suddenly dies, learn how to get out of a wedding by playing dead, discover that fat men make better lovers, and empathize with the man who dropped dead after his fouth visit in a week to a sperm bank. Ghosts, Hauntings, UFOs, Cryptozoology and amusing masterbation stories - what more could you possibly want..........we are good to you!!! . ...

212. MQTA S1 - E28
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Description: Series One – Episode 28 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join in Holy matrimony this week’s stories of the paranormal and strange. Will you, an exorcism, a haunted chair, and a statue with real human teeth; take Miley Cyrus using a psychic, the dangers of exploding Christmas drinks and how to get arrested using a leaf blower, to be your lawfully wedded radio show of the bizarre and weird? If anyone knows any lawful reason why this show should not be listened to by every fan of improvisational comedy and the paranormal, please speak now or forever hold your peace – old men.

213. MQTA S1 - E27
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Description: Series One: Episode 27 Episode #27 is the most paranormally informative to date: discover how to perform an exorcism in the shower, learn how much it costs to be a ghost, find out the best way to roast marshmallows when being cremated, and find instruction on how to make sure your dorm is not occupied by a spirit. If that was not enough, the team also tackles the spaghetti monster, the 3 headed dolphin that guards the gates of Hades, and the revelation that you are required to bring your own colander to MUFON meetings (who knew). All this and Heather makes-up her own words and Greg takes his recording equipment into the bathroom (with dire consequences). If this show becomes any funnier it would have to carry a government health warning!

214. MQTA S1 - E26
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Description: Series One – Episode 26 Along with the usual mix of ghosts and the paranormal news, the team manages to statistically answer more questions than in any other show to date (at a rate of one every 1.12 minutes) - like how swamp gas and agricultural netting can be mistaken for UFO sightings, what can happen when you scratch your bottom after touching a poisonous mushroom, what to do when faced with an aggressive tortoise, how flying donkeys can charge cell phones, and how to make sure you are wearing clean underwear if you should ever be hit by a runaway steamroller. Heather also sends the show into anarchy by illegally touching the inappropriate bell during the fourth round – order shall be restored shortly!

215. MQTA S1 - E25
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Description: Series One – Episode 25 Our intrepid team of paranormal explorers maps the uncharted world that is the week’s news of the supernatural and bizarre. As More Questions Than Answers reaches the milestone of 25 episodes. With trusty compass in hand our team uncovers the story of a prudish Victorian ghost - haunting a shop in Britain. They then use their machetes to cut their way through the thick forestation of the world’s metaphysical stories to find the ghostly possessed bees of Nigeria – and make the startling discovery that leopards are now roaming the Mall of America (and learn how many spots they have)! If that wasn’t enough, we discover that Kim will eat anything if it’s covered in bacon, and we now know what Greg kept under his bed when he was 14. You could never accuse this show of not being informative!!

216. MQTA S1 - E24
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Description: Series One – Episode 24 A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away four ghost hunting radio hosts embarked upon the ONLY paranormal news quiz show on the planet. This week we go to the dark side with a photograph of a female ghost captured at Alcatraz. At the bar in Moss Eisley we discuss a couple found making love in a UFO, and we shiver under our quilt on the ice planet Hoth, as we recant the tale of a Welsh sheep themed Star Wars encounter. Also, Heather dresses as a slave girl, Kim realizes they were in fact the very droids she was looking for, and Adrian discovers that Greg is actually his father (I may have made some of this up – I just get easily carried away).

217. MQTA S1-E23
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Description: Series One – Episode 23 The great baked bean sauce debate continues as Adrian and his guests answer the greatest paranormal questions of our time - in More Questions than Answers: like what does a ghost taste like, why are some spirits full of holes, and why are the dead bullying tourists in Canada? The team also tackles the week’s news of the bizarre and strange - including a real life dragon slayer, Frankenstein’s ear and the dangers of poking dead bodies with sharp sticks. For people who think that sitting in dark basements for hours on end is perfectly normal!

218. MQTA S1-E22
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Description: Series One – Episode 22 If it’s paranormal and in the news, it’s on More Questions than Answers: learn how to buy Dracula’s castle, hear about the mysterious soccer pitch ghost, discover how a phantom black dog was unearthed, find out why you should hold your breath in a tunnel, become knowledgeable in how a naked bread delivery man can carry donuts, and come to the realization that watching pornography shrinks the brain and causes you to lose concentration, and discover how watching pornography shrinks the brain and causes you to lose concentration. I don’t often drink when listening to More Questions than Answers, but when I do it streams out of my nose as I’m laughing - stay thirsty my friends!

219. MQTA S1-E21
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Description: Series One - Episode 21 The ONLY weekly paranormal news quiz show on the planet delivers once more - celebrities having sex with ghosts, warlocks fighting at the soccer World Cup, vampires alive and well in Britain, and terrorists attacked by UFOs. Adrian also discusses his fear of floors, why it would be advantageous to write your name in sharpie on your willy, and a competition to find out how many times the “inappropriate bell” will be rung. If this show was anymore fun it would be turned into a ride at Disneyland!

220. MQTA S1-E20
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Description: Our landmark 20th episode brings the usual mix of ghosts, hauntings, UFOs, cryptozoology, laughs, mayhem and surrealism - but the team also finds time to tackle the theme of Reiki healing and the scientifically proven discovery that the best marriages are between skinny women and men with small willies (who knew). The best just keeps getting better!!!

221. MQTA S1-E19
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Description: This episode is the most surreal and wacky to date (Adrian and his team had far too many candies and carbonated drinks before the red light came on!) Marvel at the tales that include Kermit the Frog’s adulterous lifestyle, revel in the news that Bigfoot’s name is actually Colin, weep as you discovered the fate of the world’s only mosquito circus, and engage with the great toilet flush debate – where do you stand? As well as the usual mix of ghosts, hauntings and UFOs - Peep anyone?

222. MQTA S1-E14
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Description: Adrian starts the show by playing evidence of ghostly voices captured by his team in a haunted barn! He is then joined by top ufologist Lorna Hunter and his guest panel for a journey into this week's stories of the paranormal; including a haunted clock, gremlins witnessed hanging onto an airplane, and three sea-serpent stories from around the world - you wait all year for a sea-serpent story and then THREE turn up at once!! *Rated Explicit - Over 18

223. MQTA S1-E13
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Description: Thirteen is not unlucky for Adrian and his guests - as love is in the air on this Valentine's day special. Feel the tide of emotion as a man is abducted by mermaids, quiver at the discovery of a new giant jelly fish, feel you heart beat faster as you learn about a police officer finding a goblin, and end the evening by passing through the very gates of Hades via a portal discovered in the basement of a house (yes, we've all had dates like that). This is the ONLY paranormal weekly quiz show on the planet, and through extensive research - the universe! Make it a date every week. This show had paranormal activity actually taking place during it's recording - listen in to hear the team's responses and to find out what happened!!

224. MQTA S1-E12
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Description: Oh yes indeed, there are more questions than answers, as Adrian discovers when he covers this week's stories of the paranormal and strange - including internet exorcisms, a hearse chocolate delivery service, an albino bigfoot, and a bra that undoes itself!!!! If this show was a beer it would be Dos Equis.....stay interested and interesting my friends.

225. MQTA S1-E11
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Description: Adrian and his guest panel are in top form... Join them as they discuss a haunted house attraction that is now haunted, how to sell a home that has a resident ghost, and UFOs over Germany. In with the strange and bizarre there is a flying porcupine, an opera singer with gas, and a man that should be banned from the cheese counter at Wal-Mart!!! The only thing that would make this show better is if it was covered in chocolate!

226. MQTA S1-E10
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Description: Adrian and his guests discuss New Year's resolutions and their favorite stories of 2013. They also turn their attention to the ghostly stories of the week - including a phantom hand appearing in a photograph, and the top-ten ways the dead can contact you; Adrian then informs the panel of a traumatic event he once endured in a public swimming pool! All this and an argument as to what the juice is in a can of baked beans - there could be no better way to start 2014! *Rated Explicit - Over 18

227. MQTA S1-E18
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Description: More Questions Than Answers with Adrian Lee Paranormal News Quiz Radio Show! Season One - Episode 18 We said the last episode was the best to date, but we were wrong! Episode 18 is the ultimate synergy between the week's stories of the paranormal and strange, and a large dollop of fun and hilarity - listen as Adrian breaks down in an apoplectic fit of the giggles, and struggles to finish the show - good times!! *Rated Explicit - Over 18

228. MQTA S1- E15
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Description: Gorge yourself on another large helping of this week's news of the paranormal and strange! Including: coming back from the dead, a weeping statue, a chupacabra sighting, how to charge a land Rover just using your bottom hair, a man getting amorous with a donkey, and a moment where Adrian gets his balls muddled up - just another ordinary show for the More Questions Than Answers team! *Rated Explicit - Over 18 Look for MQTA on iTunes too!

229. MQTA S1 - E16
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Description: The More Questions Than Answers team are on top form once again as they pick their way through the week's stories of the paranormal and strange. Listen in awe and wonder as possessed people are beaten with brooms, the dead come back to life and then die again shortly afterwards, an elderly woman kisses a raccoon by accident, a UFO falls out of the sky in England, and we discover how to tell one end of a worm from another. Laughter and merriment are in much abundance for your informative amusement!! *Rated Explicit - Over 18

230. MQTA S1 - E17
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Description: Our best and funniest show yet - NOW available. The last 10 minutes is an absolute must!!!!! Paranormal News Quiz Radio Show! Season One - Episode 17 The best and the funniest episode to date. A mix of all your usual stories of the week's hauntings, ghosts, UFOs, and cryptozoology - with the added mirth and hilarity of the last 10 minutes, where Adrian struggles to finish the show! A must for all regular listeners and fans of fun and the paranormal! *Rated Explicit - Over 18