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Podcast title Keys Bartender
Website URL http://www.spreaker.com/show/k...
Description A comedy podcast from the lower right corner corner of the U.S., the Florida Keys, and things do get weird down here. Targeting .3 % of the listening public that enjoy our variety of humor and also have the ability to not be offended by Bar Language. Jim struggles to stay on topic with the help of his cohost Jenna and guest.
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Episodes

1. Episode 181 Don't Fish, Don't Boat
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Description: Jim and Jenna discuss the crazy questions that they get asked when people find out that they live in the Keys. People assume that everyone who lives here is an avid fisherman, boater or a diver, and that may not always be the case! Listen in to learn more than you ever wanted to know about living in the Florida Keys!

2. Episode 180 Male Enhancement
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Description: Jim and Jenna cover several important topics in today's episode. They are captivated by the news of the traffic jams on Mount Everest, which of course, brings to mind some really gross extremes people have to go thorough in those extreme conditions. Then we're on to discussing how we want to be buried, composted or otherwise disposed of after we are gone! Think about the carbon footprint! Jim confuses The Deerhunter with with Apocalypse Now. Of course, we get back around to male enhancement - because we can't stop talking about it. You ladies will appreciate it too!

3. Episode 179 Nice package! Got wood?
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Description: Jim and Jenna kick off the discussion trying to figure out who sent a random chocolate penis to her house. Then they move on to share some real asshole moves by the Memorial Day tourists - whatever you do, don't be THAT asshole!

4. Episode 178 Single White Male
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Description: Jim begins with a tale of obsession we end up with cut rate dildos, butt plugs, etc.

5. Episode 177- Bouncing at 30,00 feet
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Description: Jim and Jenna begin with thoughts about the similarities and dissimiliarities of challenges that Air Crews and Service Workers have on the Job..

6. Episode 176 Key Largo Comic
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Description: Special episode with Steve a friend of Jim's and the owner of Key Largo. We attempt to get the verbose Elizabeth(wife) to speak.

7. Episode 175 Advice to Class of 2019
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Description: Join Jim, Jenna, and Amber for advice from the Keys Bartender to the Class 2019. We delve into the abortion debate and learn the true definition of choad.

8. Episode 174- Keys Bartender Rescue
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Description: Jim,Jenna, and Tyler begin with a critique of the popular "reality" show. We ask how much clothes do men need to take off at the urinal.

9. Episode 173 Travel Day
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Description: A friend of the show Amber joins Jim and Jenna for some laughs. Jim explains how he behaves while he sits next to sober passengers.

10. Episode 172 The Apprentice Bartender
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Description: Unsolicited advice is given on what a person needs to know to bartend.

11. Episode 171 F-ing Quitter
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Description: We are joined by local listener who tells us how guinea pig got washed by a feminine hygiene product. Jim gives tips on quitting smoking and drinking while enjoying a beer.

12. Episode 170 Disney, the Great and Powerful
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Description: We discuss Tyler's trip to Disney and go off the rails from there.

13. Episode 169 Pinky up the Butt
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Description: We touch upon taboo subjects such as Butt Play, 1 to 10 scale on sexuality, and we play a little of "Have you ever?"

14. Episode 168 Accidental Hate Tattoo
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Description: Jim almost gets a hate symbol tattooed by mistake. We discuss the worst pick up line ever.

15. Episode 167 Up to My Tits
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Description: A dog uses a dildo as a chew toy,Jim tells an old joke. Jenna has a windfall of booze.

16. Episode 166 South of Heaven Tattoo
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Description: Jim and Tyler get tattoos at the premier parlor in South Florida, South of Heaven in Key Largo. Father, Brandon and son, Anthony tell us about the industry. The interview wraps with Jim getting his first tattoo after narrowly avoiding getting the worst tattoo imaginable.

17. Episode 165 Just Saying
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Description: Jim and Jenna discuss weird things said and Jenna's hubby becomes Jim's co-worker.

18. Episode 164 Belle of the Balls
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Description: We discuss the culture of giving ungrounded confidence to children. Jim explains to us why he thinks his liver is not ready for his long trip to Poland.

19. Episode 163 Suicidal Chicken
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Description: Jim tells Jenna his strategic thinking when it comes to chickens in the middle of a busy road. A regular bares his soul or at least his ass to Jim and a coworker.

20. Episode 162 F-ing Electric Cars
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Description: Jim, Jenna and Tyler begin with the curious history of Everglades City. Then Jim mentions out of nowhere Electric Cars, there is push back from Jenna and Tyler. This episode contains a prediction 5 years from now. This episode needs to be reviewed in March 2024 hopefully there will be hoverboards.

21. Episode 161 Rehash of 2 Years
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Description: Jim reviews the beginning of the podcast, the evolution, and where we are now.

22. Episode 160 Dave and Busted
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Description: Jim and Jenna talk about the horrible exchange rate at the family enertainment. Taylor Swift falls prey to one of the near Keys finest criminals and we remember Charles F. DuPont

23. Episode 159 Psst...I want to Show you something!
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Description: Jim and Jenna talk about the creepers, texting during dates, someone who wants a to return half a drink and more.

24. Episode 158 What Did You Say?
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Description: Jim and Jenna discuss the various accents we run into of our Keys guest. Backed up with a graph Jim proposes his theory that online booking has changed travel habits. We end with the bizarre story of German Emigre Karl Tanzler's obsession with a beautiful Cuban-American woman back in 1930s Key West. Special guest tonight are Papa Joe, Damon, and Tyler.

25. Episode 157 My Big Ball of Destiny
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Description: Jim starts by himself and Jenna are joined by Damon, Tyler, and Papa Joe. We discuss the current college admission scandal. Jim's martini rule is questioned and we trash talk litterbugs.

26. Episode 156 I Want a Big One
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Description: Jim and Jenna are joined by Damon and Tyler. A discussion begins with customers obsession with size. We touch upon Alexa's chat function's intelligence, silly questions, time-share condos, a friend of Jeffrey Dahlmer interest in overalls, and wrap-up with the gangs of the Florida Keys.

27. Episode 155 Hickory Dickory Douche
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Description: Jim is confronts his left-right confusion. Jenna's co-worker in deep shit after a sewage main break. Damon and Tyler join in discussion about keeping the homeless happy.

28. Episode 154 Freaks Come Out at Night
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Description: Jim and Jenna talk about two stange late night guests. Then are joined by Damon where discussion works around to Jim's grooming regimen.

29. Episode 153 Gargoyle
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Description: Jim and Jenna talk about closing time customers with an update on Amado Guere, the materbating walker who was impatient.

30. Episode 152 Modium Cheese
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Description: Jim is Joined by Joel, Jack, and Arthur discussing the stereotypes of vocations, favorite lubricants, whether Joel is a time traveller, and Modium Cheese

31. Episode 151 Joel and Jack
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Description: Jim is hanging out with 2 seasonal residents Joel and Jack at Vacation home. Joel is a retired Psychologist and Avant-garde musician. Jack a still working Dentist and Air Force veteran that provides his services to low income families. Both are funny guys.

32. Episode 150 Defective Rumba
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Description: Jim, Jenna, and Tyler review the skills necessary to walk and pleasure yourself. Some people are not as smart as mice in a simple maze.

33. Episode 149 Mandy's Hat
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Description: We discuss a horrible wardrobe decision and politics not mixing. A new trick is learned by Jim to be used sparingly. An impatient young man shows off his multitasking skills.

34. Episode 148 - Messing with Gloria
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Description: The subject of ED Medication pops up somehow and Jenna tells Jim how she tortures her Mother, Gloria, with gifts.

35. Episode 147 Mr./Ms.Sogyny
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Description: Jim and Jenna cover Jim's misogynistic tendencies, Pat McGeehan's comments, and more.

36. Episode 146 Advice for the Lovelorn
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Description: Jenna shares a horrendous work incident with us. The Keys Bartender gives advice to people looking for love in all the wrong places and then begs for good reviews.

37. Episode 145 My F-ing Valentine
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Description: Jim and Jenna discuss Valentine Day history, experiences, and some facts. The Keys Bartender gives the guys out there some advice about how to treat their objets d'amour.

38. Episode 144 - A Tisket, a Casket
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Description: Jim narrowly escapes being crushed under a truck carrying coffins and we get more news from the Keys.

39. Episode 143 - Beer Connoisuer
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Description: Jim and Bill speak with Friends Martha and Dan from Connecticut. We send our best wishes to everyone going through the Polar Vortex event up North.

40. Episode 142 Baby Bar Etiquette
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Description: Jim, Jenna, and Tyler discuss babies/children in bars and assholes we worked with. There is mention of the search for the infamous Skateboarder "Moby Douche". We learn I am 1/200 Eskimo but only know 1word for snow.

41. Episode - 141 Chickenpocalypse
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Description: Jim, Luke and Bill share or feelings about celestial events.

42. Episode 140 Moby Douche
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Description: Jim and Jenna discuss a classic applicable to our modern life.

43. Episode 139 - Liver Dance
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44. Episode 138 Strange Brew
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Description: Jim and Jenna talk about drinks, foods, and strange dining habits.

45. Episode 137 - Inverness
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46. Episode 136 - Well Hung Over
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Description: We talk about New Year's Eve and some friends from out of town .

47. Episode 135 - Pert near New Years
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48. Episode 134 - Sh!tty Sidewalks
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49. Episode 133 - What are You Laughing at?
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50. Episode 132 - Cold Turkey
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51. Episode 131 - Too Close
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Description: Recap of our Thanksgiving Weekend topped off by a guy walking into an occupied bathroom

52. Episode 130 - Save Me the Neck
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Description: Our Thanksgiving episode in Key Largo where we find Bill and Luke's bar for being thankful is low.

53. Episode 129 - I'd Rather Suck on Lemons
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Description: Jim and Bill talk about microbrews, one particular nasty named one. Someone in the Fort Lauderdale area really likes us considering the downloading of our entire catalog.

54. Episode 128 - I Got Nuthin'
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55. Episode 127- I am against Cancer
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Description: We cover alot of ground in this episode and learn what to say to strange man if he spends too much time on the bathroom.

56. 2018 Key Largo Bridge Run
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57. Episode 126 - Didn't Say That
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58. Episode 125 - Oh Canada....
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59. Episode 124- Take Our F-ing Picture
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60. Episode 123 - Pit Stop 2018
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Description: Live from the Caribbean Club the 2018 Pitstop Party

61. Episode 122- Aint Afraid of No Ghost
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62. Episode 121 - Attack Ads
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Description: Political season winds up we pit Bill against Luke for King of the Hillbillies. Another big shout out to our brave fans in Iran. Please don't piss off the morality police.

63. Episode 120 - An Epidemic
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Description: Jim and Bill discuss an increase in a new STD. Fantasy Fest has a lot of painted naked people with poor decision making skills.

64. Episode 119 B-Hole Pleasures
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Description: Jim and Jenna talk about an anomaly in Asian Americans and weird things people had syuck up there butts. Starts out intellectual but we end up dirty in the end.

65. Episode 118 -Just a Little Prick
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Description: Luke, Bill, and Jim talk about a hold of all sizes.

66. Episode 117-I Got An Idea
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Description: Why do you feel the need to invent things to do under water? The adult store conundrum is discussed. Kim can sure run Bill's ass around.

67. Episode 116 Holloween Build-up
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Description: Jim and Jenna cover homless househunting and Holloween.

68. Episode 115 - Sweat Suit
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69. Episode 114 - Cyber Dating
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Description: Bill and I talk about being out of touch with on-line dating.

70. Episode 109 Delta Iota
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Description: I talk to my old Fraternity brother Pat Hogan , a bartender who has worked in Hawaii, Las Vegas and Macau.

71. Episode 113 - Fatwa this!
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Description: Jim, Luke, and Bill talk about expanding our listeners in closed societies. Consider doing a show focusing on cheese, Dennis Rodman, and Jack Daniel's for the Dear Leader. We get Kim Jung Un's review and we are set

72. Episode 112 - Reunion
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Description: Shout out to the listeners in dictatorships. Don't get killed listening to our pointless drivel. Hope we get someone from North Korea this week.

73. Episode 111 Emily Pearson
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Description: We talk to Emily a very experienced Bartender considering her 24years. She has worked in St. Croix, Houston, and San Antonio. Emily gives her perspective of sexual harassment in the service industry.

74. Episode 110 Melissa Devine
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Description: We interview Melissa Devine , a 26 year old Bartender from Concord,NH about bartending , service work and life.

75. Episode 108- A Sexy Future
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Description: Jim, Bill, and Luke talk about recent discoveries and inventions. Some of the discoveries or of the adult nature.

76. Episode 107 Phoney-1st Skype Show
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Description: We are speaking with Pat McGeehan for our first Skype session, hence the Phoney title. Pat is the owner of McGeehan's in Northeast Philadelphia and long time friend of Jim.

77. Episode 106 Normalizing the Perverse
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Description: Jim, Bill and Luke are joined by Luke's niece Hanny. We finish recapping the 1 year anniversary of Irma. While Jim tries to keep Luke on point. We find out more about Like from Hanny. We get to planning for a show at the Lover's Boutique. Luke says that he will try one of the apparatuses there during the Podcast. Bill and I are going to hold him to it.

78. Episode 105-Should I Stay or Should I Go?
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Description: Bill and I the onslaught of Hurricane Irma from preparation to landfall for our listeners in NC, SC, and VA. We also discuss our communications with the adult store, the Lovers Boutique in Key Largo.

79. Episode 104 Medication Time
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Description: Jim, Bill, and Luke opine on drugs, adult stores, mushrooms, and relations with close relatives.

80. Episode 103 - Dildon't
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Description: Bill and I talk about Tropical Storm Gordon and doing a show from the adult store.

81. Episode 102 Cameli Pollicemus
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Description: We try to stay on topic as Luke and Bill talk music history and Jim tries to prevent the widespread misinformation on the Camel Toe. Kenny Stanley from the Coconut Telegraph tells us about the Key Largo Treasure Map and how it May have an Asian Massage Parlor on it.

82. Episode 101-Zombie Porn
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Description: Zombie Porn and Fetishes are discussed. We talk about a man in the midst of lifestyle panic.

83. Episode 100 The Face Licker
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Description: Face licking, Gwen and Bridget(Lies and Slander), sex dolls, butt plugs and more

84. Episode 99 Closing Time
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Description: Anal Bleaching is brought up in a budget discussion. Sex Robots, The importance of not being an a-hole at Closing Time, and a mysterious gift from friends.

85. Episode 98 The Balls
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Description: Jim , Luke, Bill, and the Keys Undertaker talk about the first day of school, monkey boy and autographed baseballs. We feature the Lone Star Ice House on this episode.

86. Episode 97- Disney Exorcism
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Description: Jim tells Bill about a trip to Disney World where a religious family come face to face to live demons, a boy names Whistle eats his cookie, and how Snow White appears to be a whore. We also hear about monkey boy.

87. Episode 96 Texas Margarita
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Description: We discuss the Texas Margarita, "the Fugitive", bartender Jessica (Mcgeehans) and our favorite dive bars

88. Episode 95 Bitter Woman
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Description: Jim realizes there is 1 question that makes it easier to get content. Do you know what a podcast is? If it is no then game on.

89. Episode 94 Cucumber
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Description: We do not at refer to a cucumber in this episode , Luke does go on a rant about something.

90. Episode 93 Lotion on its Skin
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91. Live From Boat Ramp-Caribbean Club
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92. Episode 91 Bug Hunt!
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Description: The rapine plunder of the waters around the Florida Keys continues.

93. Episode 90 F'ing Mini Season
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94. Episode 89 Lobster Mobster
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Description: Lobster Mini Season is coming and we prepare for the invasion of Lobster Mobsters.

95. Episode 88 Keys Kars
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Description: A Keys Kar is not something of beauty. Bill gets a new truck.

96. Episode 87 Its F-ing Hot! Pt4
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97. Episode 87 Its F-ing Hot! Pt3
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98. Episode 87 Its F-ing Hot! Pt2
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99. Episode 87 Its F-ing Hot! Pt1
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100. Episode 86- All in the Family Pt 2
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101. Episode 86- All in the Family Pt 1
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102. Episode 85 - Less than Normal
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103. Episode 84 Less than Brilliant Observations
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104. Episode 83 In Depends Day
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Description: A crappy attitude is no way to celebrate America's Independence.

105. Episode 81 Not a Spark Plug , a Butt Plug
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106. Episode 80 - Brazilian Butt Lift Make-out Party
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107. Episode 79 What's a Margarita?
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108. Episode 78 First Dates part two
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109. Episode 77 The High Cost of Living
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110. Episode 76 Secret Meeting
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111. Episode 75 Meeting
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Description: Jim and Bill hold a meeting hope Luke doesn't hear about, even though I am putting it in the description. My bet is Luke will not get wind of it before next show.

112. Episode 74- First Aid
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Description: Mary Anne Warren and Lee Sharpe join Jim and Luke. We talk about Scrotum First-Aid, Incels and the Dominos box guy.

113. Episode 73 Testing 1,2,3
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Description: A cast of one, Jim due to scheduling conflicts decides to do 1 episode solo. He gives a little detail about why he is in the Keys and why he does a podcast.

114. Episode 72- Keys Funeral Director
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115. Episode 71 Sounds like "Glasspole"Part 2
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116. Episode 71 Sounds like "Glasspole"Part 1
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117. Episode 70 Pysch Test- Chris Lute
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Description: Going crazy about Psychopath Test, taking to Chris Lute ,local Musician.

118. Episode 69 Don't tell Luke
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Description: Speculation is made that Luke May not know what a podcast is.

119. Episode 68 - Something Smells Fishy
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Description: Our guest is Captain Russ Pellow a resident of the Keys for over 40 years. We get fishing advice and learn how this West Chester, PA resident first experienced the Keys.

120. Episode 67 Bomb Voyage
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Description: We travel down memory lane or lack there of. Is it the good times we remember more than the bad times.

121. Episode 66 _Strangers from a Strange Land
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Description: Friends from Philly visit

122. Episode 64 Old Home Week
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123. Episode 62 Mentally Challenged
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124. Episode 61 Pre-show
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125. Episode 60 Air Travel
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126. Episode 59 Blackwater Siren
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127. Episode 59 Blackwater Siren
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128. Episode 58 Flat Earth
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Description: We meet Kelly manager/Bartender at Blackwater Siren-talk about some conspiracy theories.

129. Episode 57 "The Skunk Ape"
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130. Episode 56- "We Don't Need No Stinking Badges!"
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Description: We Don't Need No Stinkin Badges

131. Episode 55 It's Show business, not Show Friends
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Description: NORML, Undercounts of Missing, Special Guest

132. Episode 54- The White Paper
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Description: We discuss the importance of self reflection after drinking and drugging too much. How flowers and chocolate makes it all better.

133. Preshow 3/26/18 Episode 54
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134. Episode 53 C'est la Vie a Key Largo
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Description: Gilles and Nadine 2 French friends from Deerfield, FL come by the show and recount the experience of shared evacuation vacation in the Lakeland Terrace Hotel in Lakeland, FL doting Hurricane Irma. Like as always provided insightful commentary.

135. Episode 52 Where's Luke?
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Description: Like can't keep track of his wife or doesn't try.

136. Episode 51 Luke Catches his Beard on Fire
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Description: We find that Luke is careless with fire.

137. Episode 51 Preshow
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138. Episode 50 We can't all be lake ducks
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Description: We learn some nonsense phrases from Jim, hear a little about Bill's background, and Luke is busy being Luke.

139. Pre-Show Episode 50
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Description: Setting up for Episode 50

140. Episode 49 Intl' Women's Day
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Description: Live show from Key Largo we monumentally screwed up the date for International Woman's Day The show ends with Luke singing the worst possible song to honor women. I apologize for all men.

141. Episode 48 - 3 onions, 2 olives, and 1 lime twist
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Description: Micromanagement of your order, WWLD, tittie twisting , PTDD, and boobie twisting

142. Episode 47 Observations
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Description: Jim and Bill do their first live stream Podcast in 7 months, Baby Rentals, what would Luke do.

143. Pre Show Episode 47
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144. Episode 46 Backpack Guy
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Description: Jim, Bill ,and Luke try talk about the Super Gay commentator for Figure Skating. He was incredible. The final episode of Dentures held Hostage. We have a discussion about our plans for the Golden Years. Wrap up with a preview of the " I love titties guy".

145. Episode 45 Where are my keys?
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Description: We are adding a new venue to the mix- Jim and Bill are at the Blackwater Siren in Key Largo. Luke loses his keys and has an affinity for Jenna Jamison's nether region. Bill explain cat hammocks. Jim has an Inspirational Quote and we meet Josh Kassel, a fellow bartender.

146. Episode 44 Give me a Starfish Sandwich!
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Description: Jim, Bill, and Luke talk about their plans for Valentine's Day. Episode 3 of "Dentures held Hostage. New Bit "Serial Bartender". Luke does not like butt sex.

147. Episode 43 What's In Your Spam Folder
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Description: We begin with the Super Bowl LII results and Jim's reaction. Follow with why spam filters are important. Episode 2 of Dentures Held Hostage. A mannequin giving an STD lecture to Promise Keepers. And an interview with Kimberly Glenn, Luke's wife. Please leave a Review on iTunes; https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/keys-bartender/id1269132398?mt=2&i=1000401720623

148. Episode 42- Lukes Looks Like Gandalf
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Description: We explore a description by a patron of Luke's appearance. Sub Episode 1 of Radio Play "Dentures held Hostage" begins an inspired account of true events. Jim officiates at a wedding. Jim explains to Luke why it would be bad to make a Vagina an Icon in a new Religion.

149. Episode 41 Infomercials!
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Description: Jim. Bill, and Luke discuss professional skills, infomercials, and sex dolls.

150. Episode 40 Jury Duty
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Description: Jury Duty Show , we talk about civic responsibility.

151. Episode 39 The Bar Exorcist
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Description: Jim. Bill, Luke discuss hard to please and remove customers, JIm has a bright idea. We find Luke is against bestiality unless sheep are involved.

152. Episode 38 Jim, Bill, and Luke's Happy 2018
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Description: We talk about how Keys People are terrified of temperatures under 70 degrees, what drugs Luke has taken, and bad experiences with Liquor. There is a little discussion of nut punching.

153. Episode 37 What's up With Luke
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Description: Jim attempts to stay on topic, our Christmas experiences, a found Cialis prescription, and some people trying to put something up Luke's ass. Some special announcements are made.

154. Merry Keysie Christmas Eve Part 1
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155. Episode 36- The Xmas Show
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156. Episode 35 Tropical Xmas Balls
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Description: Bill and I are joined by longtime Keys Promotional Maven Mary Jo with the "Reef Roamer". We talk about the Keys, Xmas in the Keys, where tog in the Keys and not to put Menthol Gold Balm Medicated on your Balls.

157. Entropia Universe- I have'nt a clue
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Description: Speaking with my friend about his online gaming Entropia Universe.

158. Episode 34 Cell Phone Cameras!
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Description: We discuss the loss of privacy and sense of propriety with the widespread use of cell cameras. Sean the Bartender brings over a shot called "Grandma's Dirty Butthole". We a cover of my dating rules.

159. Episode 33 HillBilly Snob
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Description: Bill, Luke and I talk about Hillbilly snobs, other types of snobs, who looks like a killer, the sexual harassment dead pool, and old guy wisdom. Luke says some nasty stuff about his balls.

160. Episode 32- Matt Lauer!
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Description: More ongoing sexual harassment issues. Who's next kermit?

161. Episode 31 Chickens!
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Description: Jim is talking about weird animals and strange events in Key Largo with Bill, Luke, Henry, and Victoria. There are some strange chickens, the Lady who had her teeth stolen, Danny-"Its gonna be a hhhooooot summer."

162. Episode 30 -If I had a nickle forevery....
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Description: Bill, Luke, Henry and Jim discuss silly as shit sayings , the differences from people from MIami and the Keys, and some Urban Dictionary.

163. Episode 29 No Sir , I will not hold the pickle!
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Description: We discuss sexual harassment with our Guests Alisha B. Goode and Cheryl Holt.

164. Episode 28 Lost in the Keys
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165. Episode 27 Pit Stop Party the Caribbean Club
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Description: Jim, Bill, and Captain Josh at the Caribbean Club for the Pit Stop Party for the Annual Meeting of the Minds- Parrot Heads travelling to Key West

166. Episode 26 Troubling Behavior
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Description: Open up with the HBO show "The Deuce". We focus on the 3 classes of difficult customers we come in contact with, definitions, personalities, nature vs. nurture, etc. Bill and Luke pull string dolls featured.

167. Episode 25 Anger Management-License to Chill
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Description: Jim tells a story about his favorite bar in Philly- McGeehans. Bill, Luke, and Jim discuss workplace aggression, films made in the Keys, and Bond girl names.

168. Episode 24 Knifey Crab
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Description: We speak to Laura Lieteart the Principal of Key Largo School and Realtor Susan Recarey from Marrvelous Pet Rescue. We learn about aggressive land crabs and all the disgusting references to Cincinatti,

169. Episode 23 Bit, Byte, Bite!
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Description: Bill, Luke, and Jim talk about ongoing Irma Disaster Relief, Technological Innovation and later on joined by Henry Menendez and Cheryl Holt to discuss some definitions in the Urban Dictionary. If you would like to aid families displaced by Hurricane Irma please goto www.keylargorotary.org

170. Episode 22 Resilience and the Evaculation
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Description: Billy, Luke, Renee and I address ongoing recovery in the Keys and how we are ready for business. We take some cues from the Urban Dictionary, Luke goes blue free association tear.

171. Episode 21 More Irma Recovery in the Keys
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Description: Billy, Luke, and I speak to a contractor Jesus Garcia and Barbara for Pirates on the Water.

172. Episode 20 Irma Recovery Stories
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Description: Bill, Luke Summers, and I talk the recovery efforts in the Upper Keys.

173. A Hurricane
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174. Recovery
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175. The Aftermath of Irma
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176. The Aftermath of Irma
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177. This the end, my friend but in a good way
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178. Really in the Midst
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179. In The Midst
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Description: This was not even close to the eye yet. About 2 hours later entire canopy frame and ripped off from main entrance.

180. Hurricane Irma -En Francais
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Description: Mes tres belles et intelligente amies de France parlez avec moi , how do I say about Hurricane Irma. Hope we don't screw up our relations.

181. We are in it Hurricane Irma -Polska& English
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182. In the Sh*t (Irma)
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183. Episode 19 Keys during Irma
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Description: Talk to Jeff , Bass man Billy, and Jilles et Nadine (nee France) about Irma

184. Episode 18 The Remainders
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Description: We speak to our friends who are still in the Keys and evacuating.

185. Driving Up To Lakeland For Evacuation
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186. Episode 17 Hurricane Irma Prep
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Description: Jim, Billy, and Luke discuss the tactical and strategic planning for the Hurricane and how Luke is out of weed.

187. Episode 16 Hurricane Irma
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Description: We discuss with our guest Peter, Tony, Diana, and Luke Glenn our planning how to deal with Hurricane Irma.

188. Episode 15 Yes, you are Creepy!
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Description: We cover all the characteristics of a creep. Cheryl and Jen chime in on their creepers, Jim gives a creep list and an urban dictionary creep vocabulary quiz to Bill.

189. Episode 14 First Dates
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Description: First date advice from the Keys Bartender brought to you by Bacardi.

190. Episode 13 Tin-Foil Hats
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Description: We discuss eccentric individuals that we come in contact with,

191. Episode 12 Foreign Visitors
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Description: We describe our interactions with foreigners. Views are more about pleasant interactions. We offer 2 wines to our guests to sample and then go on to give pre-emptive spoiler alerts.

192. Poznajcie Jima
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Description: Only funny if you understand Polish and not a bit of English. Zabawne jest tylko wtedy jezeli rozumiecie jezyk Polski i tylko troszke angielski.

193. Episode 11 Weight gain 2
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Description: Sorry for interruption when the WiFi drops we have to do a reset. We talk about Tanteo Tequila and how we can handle the Lion Fish infestation. Get to know Ellie and Chris Indulge Agency.

194. Episode 10 Weight Gain Pt1
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Description: We cover the cruise and talk about Tanteo Tequila

195. Cruise Cast 1 There's Got to Be a Morning After
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Description: A description of the events from the 1st full day aboard. I get to judge a bartending contest.

196. Going Ashore
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197. On the Bebe Beach Resort St Maarten.
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198. There's Got to Be a Morning After
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Description: After first day at Sea.

199. First Night Wrap up Cruise Cast 2017
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200. Safety Drill Cruise Cast
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201. Boarding the Carnival Splendor
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202. Episode 10 The Real Nitwit walks into an interview
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Description: This do-over show ended up being the turning point. Natalie Barefoot's previous guest appearance was a disaster due to Jim's inexperience with audio. Natalie Barefoot is an accomplished attorney who is the Executive Director for CET Law, an organization providing advocacy for whales, dolphins, and porpoises. Besides being an awesome human being she is easily one of the most engaging people I spent time with, a quick wit, kind, and very funny.

203. Episode 9 What does it take to get a drink? Part 2
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Description: Second half we are speaking to John Deloach Bartender/Sous Chef. Answering the age old question is life a teadmill or an eliptical.

204. Episode 9 What does it take to get a drink? Part1
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Description: In the first half John and I discuss how not to obnoxious about getting prompt service then we are abruptly cut off by our Internet service. A coincidence I ask!

205. Episode 8 So you want off Arbor Day!
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Description: We discuss working on Holidays , lofty wine descriptions, and my not so nice thank you notes. Please follow Keys Bartender on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr

206. Pilot Episode 1- Blue Cheese Olives! (1)
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Description: Pilot episode #1 Connor and are trying to get our act together. Garnishes and Keys Life discussed Connor tries to introduce book learning and Jim resists.

207. Episode 7 Tipping,Not a City in China
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Description: We discuss the development of the tipping culture in the Hospitality Industry. We yuck it up later on with 2 younger servers. Please follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr.

208. Episode 6 Misrepresentations
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Description: Discussion about the phenoma of the big party split checks. Some interesting translations of Chinese jokes and we end with misrepresentation in advertising , relationships, dating sites etc. Please follow us on Facebook. Twitter, and Tumblr.