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| Podcast title | Wide Right Radio: A Buffalo Bills Talkshow
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| Description | Two brothers on opposite coasts chat Bills football. | |
| Updated | Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:28:00 GMT | |
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1. July 25, 2008: Peters Hold-Out, Lynch Hit & Run, Grandpa's Meshed Nuts, Training Camp Battles, Tasker to Hall? http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 14.09Mb) Description: 1) Stud left tackle Jason Peters was a no-show on the first day of training camp. Does he deserve a new deal, or should J. Pete shut up and play out his contract? 2) There's no debating that Marshawn Lynch hit someone with his Porsche that night in Allentown. But there is debate over whether Beast Mode actually knew he hit someone. 3) The brothers' beloved grandfather had successful hip surgery, but for some reason his balls have swelled to the size of softballs. And what's with his choice of underwear? The horrified brothers discuss. 4) As the Bills head into training camp, Riley and Bennett look at a couple key battles that are worth keeping an eye on. Robert Royal, watch your back. 5) The NFL Network recently named Steve Tasker to their list of best players NOT in the NFL. Both the brothers want their beloved special teams ace in the hall, but will he ever get there? |
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2. April 7, 2008: Henry to Bflo?, Draft , Leinart is Bennett's Hero, Bills to Canada, Handicapped Stalls are "Da Bomb," VeinsVeins http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 13.21Mb) Description: 1) Chris Henry, the Bengals lanky wide receiver and all time
leader in arrest warrants, was finally released by Cinci after busting up some
chump's face, leaving the brothers to ponder if the Bills shouldn't give a thug
a chance.
2) The Bills head into the draft with
a pocketful of picks and glaring needs at wideout, corner, and tight
end. Riley thinks the Bills should keep rebuilding that D-Line, while
Bennett's sure a top notch corner would make all the difference to Buffalo's
porous defense.
3) A year after doing nailing
Britney, Matt Leinart gets caught partying with underage girls at his pad
in Arizona. Yeah, we're talking Jacuzzi, beer bongs, all the good
stuff. Don't believe it? Check the link.
4) The Bills playing up North
has been in the works for a while now, and the brothers are ready to
weigh in on whether this is good for the team. Is it savvy marketing,
or just a precursor to a permanent move to TO?
5) Riley's obsessed with handicapped
stalls. Spacious, well-appointed...what's not to like? But what
about the threat of getting caught. Is it worth the risk? The brothers
debate.
6) The Sabres season is finally,
mercifully over. While there's not much to admire about the 07-08 campaign,
there is that one bright spot: the advertisements on MSG. From organ
donation to vein surgery to limp wood remedies, there's something for
everyone. |
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3. March 11, 2008: New Additions, Sans Audibles, Dental Work, Trading JP, Cuts http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 12.04Mb) Description: 1) The Bills made a splash by landing defensive beefcake Marcus Stroude from the Jags. While the brothers aren't convinced the former all pro will return to form, they are convinced management is heading in the right direction. 2) Word is out that the Bills didn't call a single audible in all of 2007. Don't believe it? It's true! Turns out the coaches didn't trust their pair of young qb's to do the deed. The brothers are justifiably horrified. 3) Bennett's just returned from the dentist with a new tooth and a face full of paralysis. But instead of being down, he's ready to add the dentist to his list of stuff that he digs...that other people don't dig. Listen in for the complete list. Airplane food is yummy! 4) JP finally lost his job for good, and now he rests squarely on the trading block. Bills fans are hoping to score a first day draft pick for the mentally challenged signal caller, but the brothers believe that's just wishful thinking. What can the Bills expect to get back for #7? 5) The Bills have been cutting and adding that roster, and Riley and Bennett have plenty of opinions. Where have you gone, Kiwaukee Thomas? Sniff, sniff. |
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4. January 2, 2008: Bryan Scott Brings Nuts, 7-9 Good or Bad?, Mini-Bhutto Talk, Mike Gandy Award, Ebay Reset, Filling Holes http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 16.47Mb) Description: 1) The Bills laid a stinker in Philly to end the season at a disappointing 7-9, but the brothers manage to find a couple bright spots out there in unheralded Bryan Scott and Division III graduate John DiGiorgio. 2) Sixteen weeks ago, Riley and Bennett made their season predictions. Now that the season's over, how do those predictions look? And can we call a 7-9 season a success? 3) Bennett's not much for politics, but he's got something to say about Benazir Bhutto and all that Pakastani business. His advice to Bhutto's son: stay in school, kid! 4) The brothers hand out a few end of season awards, high-lighted by the "Mike Gandy Award," doled out to the player who, well, sucked the most. 5) Bennett's lot of "Rejected Christmas Gifts" is up to thirty bucks, but the brothers' parents are none too pleased about their kids regifting and recycling. Oh, so we should just take that mustard-colored lanyard and stick it in the back of the closet for the next fifty years? 6) A 7-9 team has more than a few holes to fill, and Riley knows where the most gaping one lies: right in between the defensive ends. Will new Bills management recognize where the team needs help? Let's hope so. |
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5. December 28, 2007: Peters's Big Nuts, Crappy Christmas Gifts, Roscoe Rollin' in Dough, Tigerrific, Philly Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 14.04Mb) Description: 1) The Bills started strong against the Giants, then stud guard Jason Peters (he who brought his nuts) headed to the locker room with a groin injury. What happened next? The Bills got rolled, with the left side of the offensive line looking "as open as Brittney's yawning vijajay." That ain't good. 2) Christmas is the time for good cheer, heavy drinking, and getting unwanted gifts from friends and relatives. What does one do with all that unwanted crap? Ebay, baby! And just wait until you hear what Bennett gave Riley a few years back. Bah-bah black sheep, have you any wool? 3) The Bills signed return ace Roscoe Parrish to a long-term deal to the tune of twelve million dollars over four years. Is the blue smurf worth the big bucks, or is this yet another bad decision from Marv and the gang? 4) Did you hear about the tiger who jumped a thirty foot moat and ripped some teenager's head off at the San Fran zoo the other day? Tragedy? Nah. Justice. Don't fuck with tigers. 5) With respect and draft order at stake, the Bills head to Philly and a date with Brian Westbrook. Will the Bills claim a .500 record, or will fold and look ahead to a juicy early to mid first round selection? |
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6. December 20, 2007: Evans In the Wind, NFL Products, Head Jackson, Pro Bowl Thoughts, Giant Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 12.28Mb) Description: 1) The Bills playoff run hit the skids in snowy Cleveland on Sunday. What should have been a meaningful playoff game looked more like what Bennett calls "Tony Montana's Christmas party." It wasn't pretty; neither was the Bills performance. The brothers single out Lee Evans and Steve Fairchild for their nut-less play. 2) Who knew a conversation about douches could inspire a barrage of emails from wideright listeners, with one listener going so far as to propose a line of NFL endorsed feminine hygiene products. Listen in for details on the "terrible tampon" and other NFL goods the brothers would like to see. 3) Fred Jackson has busted onto the Bills scene this season, and with his emergence come two dueling nick-names. Should he be Fred "Action" Jackson, or Fred "Head" Jackson? Riley and Bennett weigh in. 4) The pro bowl roster was announced this week, and only freakish O-lineman Jason Peters is making the trek to Hawaii. Riley and Bennett give kudos to Peters, and discuss which Bills are on the cusp of pro bowl status. 5) The New York Football Giants come to The Ralph this Sunday. Unlike the Bills, little boy Manning and his overrated crew have something to play for. Will they leave with a playoff birth secured, or get snowed under by the resilient Bills squad looking to secure a winning record? |
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7. December 10, 2007: Hargrove's Nuts, Creepy Wendy, Fish & Pats, Massengill, Playoffs, Cleveland Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 14.96Mb) Description: 1) The Dolphins came into The Ralph looking for their first win of the season. And then promptly got spanked by a nasty Bills squad trying to make a playoff run. But what's with those guys on the Miami sideline holding up bath towels? Listen in for the details. 2) Wendy's has replaced dead Dave Thomas with some creepy, pale faced geek in a Wendy's 'do. The brothers aren't feeling it. Bring back Dave, even if the dude is dead. 3) A month ago, Riley and Bennett wondered if the Pats and Dolphins could remain perfect for an entire season. Hindsight's 20/20. How do those predictions look now? 4) Bennett doesn't understand certain feminine hygiene products. Thankfully for him, his wife is around to shed a little light. But what do the homeless have to do with douches? It's complicated. 5) The Bills are 7-6, and now a serious contender for the final wild card spot in the AFC. But what are their chances, really? Riley, the stat man, breaks it down for you. 6) Fourteen weeks ago, Buffalo/Cleveland looked like a game to determine the first pick in the draft. Now it's a playoff game, one the brothers see going down very differently. |
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8. December 3, 2007: McGees Nuts n Straps, Bennett and the Knife, Rethinking the Headlines, Gibbs Goofs, and Predictions on Fins http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 15.28Mb) Description: 1) Riley repents and the brothers clash over McGee's performance Sunday as Nuts and Straps get handed out. 2) Speaking of nuts, Bennett's been fathering children like Cleto Ruis Dias. Is it time to get snipped? 3) Lindell sails a 36 yard kick wide right. Gibbs doesn't call a second time out. Edwards doesn't throw a bullet to Josh Reed for 30 yards. What if this game had come out differently? What would the headlines be? 4) Joe Gibbs decided to reassure Bills fans that they don't have the worst coach in the league (though there's some argument for Cam Cameron). By trying to twice-ice the kicker, Gibbs put the game on ice for the Bills. 5) The 0-12 Dolphins roll into the Ralph next weekend. It's a must-win and a gimme-win for the Bills. It makes Riley nervous, but Bennett predicts big things for the suddenly resurgent Bills. Are the playoffs in order? |
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9. November 27, 2007: Fred Jackson Rocks, Green Cards, New Edition, Machete Time, Skins Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 11.56Mb) Description: 1) JP was JV, and the Bills imploded in their loss to the Jags. But what about that Fred Jackson? The brothers like what they've seen. FJ is mini-beast mode. 2) Riley's heading in for his "adjustment of status interview" this week. Gerard Depardieu, eat your heart out. Or something like that. 3) Bennett's new baby arrived a month early, and everyone except for old man grandpa is psyched. And if you're wondering, the west coast Wide Right Radio correspondent was there to see it all. Business end. 4) No question the Sean Taylor incident is tragic, but the brothers are more focused on Taylor's weapon of choice: the machete. Sweet. 5) The Bills head to the nation's capital for a showdown with the Skins. Will Marshawn be back in the line-up? Will Trent Edwards make a difference? Will the Bills hang around in the playoff race for yet another week? |
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10. November 19, 2007: Straps Aplenty, Bad Bills/Good Bills, Edwards/Losman, In Game, Thanksgiving Talk, Jax Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 11.11Mb) Description: 1) When you lose by forty-six points, there aren't a lot of guys who brought their nuts. The straps, however, are aplenty. 2) At 5-5, the Bills are sitting on the edge of the playoff race. But do they even belong in such talk? Is this a good team, one worthy of praise following a four game win streak? Or is this a bad team, one rightfully disrobed on national television? 3) Jauron's already named Losman the starter for next week. While Riley's been done with JP for a few weeks now, Bennett's willing to give the kid one more shot down in Florida before pulling the plug for good. 4) With the Bills getting blown out in the second half, the brothers both found time to do a few things around the house. Sesame Street, anyone? 5) Thanksgiving's coming up, and neither brother is too pleased. Bennett's headed for an afternoon of Honest Abe and shit salad, while Riley's preparing for a day of leisurely chick-flick viewing. The horror. 6) Buffalo goes to Jacksonville to face a tough team looking to solidify its hold on a playoff spot. Can JP, in what might be his last shot in the saddle, nut it up, or will JP be JV and send the Bills into a late season slide? |
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11. November 15, 2007: JP is JV, 16-0 or 0-16?, Naked Drive-Thru Reset, Tasering is Fun, Pats Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 9.60Mb) Description: 1) Marshawn Lynch yet again went into "beast mode," handing the Dolphins another cruel defeat. While the brothers acknowledge the beast's stellar performance, they wonder why the old JV Losman decided to rear his ugly head. Even the brothers' dear old mom was horrified by the California kid's performance. 2) Miami could be headed for sixteen straight losses, while New England's could be headed for sixteen straight wins. Who will achieve perfection? Riley's convinced The Pats will get there, while Bennett's sure Miami has a goose egg in its sights. 3) Last year an assistant coach for the Detroit Lions got busted for rolling naked through a Wendy's drive through. Did the story end there? Nah. It just keeps getting better. Listen in for the details. 4) Miami defensive tackle Fred Evans was tasered (or is it "tased?") by police during a traffic dispute. Now Mr. Evans is suing, claiming something about how it didn't feel so good to get juiced with a couple hundred thousand volts. The brothers don't want to hear it. They like tasers. So should you. 5) The undefeated Patriots come into Buffalo for a nationally televised night game. Unfortunately for the Bills, beast mode will be relegated to towel waving from the sideline. Yeah, bummer. Yet somehow, Bennett still thinks the Bills will pull this one off. Do you believe in miracles? Yes! |
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12. November 5, 2007: Toothless Grin, Beast Mode, JP vs Trent, 85 Faking It, Driving School, Fish Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 11.27Mb) Description: 1) The Bills scored an impressive victory over Chad Johnson and the Bengals on Sunday. Somehow, Riley and Bennett dole out the strap to a dude who scored on a 101 yard return. Confused? Hang in there. 2) Adrian Peterson has another gear, but Marshawn Lynch has "beast mode." Just what exactly is beast mode and what does it mean for the brothers? Listen in for the details. 3) JP had one of his best games as a Bill, but did he do enough to win back his job? Riley's convinced it's Edwards's team, while Bennett thinks JP could make a strong case for himself with a win over the Pats in two weeks. But will he even be playing in that game? 4) Chad Johnson talked some smack, dropped a bunch of balls, then got carted off the field complaining of neck pain and reaching for the Icy/Hot. Was the injury legit, or was the king of trash talk just faking it? 5) Some crappy ass driving school is using Bennett's driveway to instruct beginning drivers on the finer points of the three point turn. Not cool. 6) The Bills head to Miami to face a desperate, winless Dolphin team.Can the Bills stay hot and put up their fourth "W" in a row, or will the fish bring the boys from Buffalo back to reality? |
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13. October 29, 2007: Moorman Double Strapped, Trent v JP, Fantasy Talk, Bowie's Wardrobe, Cinci Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 11.82Mb) Description: 1) Okay, so it wasn't pretty. It wasn't even interesting. But it was a victory. The Bills players should be thrilled, except maybe punter Brian Moorman, who moped his way to his worst game as a Bill and a double strap. 2) Just when we thought we'd seen the last of JP, he comes in and stuns the Jets with an eighty-five yard bomb to win the game. Does JP's performance change anything, or is Edwards still the main man? And was the strike to Evans a great play call, or just a lucky break? The brothers debate. 3) With Marshawn Lynch a main component of Riley's successful fantasy team, Riley's more than capable of assessing the various Bills and their fantasy outlook. As for Bennett, he quit fantasy football cold turkey years ago when his addiction got ugly. Listen if for the details. 4) Bennett's been taking some serious heat for his son's ensembles. When are pants not just pants? And should he be color-coordinating his son's outfits? 5) The once mighty Bengals travel to The Ralph looking to prove they're better than their marginal record. Will the Bills offense be able to step up and keep pace with Carson Palmer and the gang? |
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14. October 25, 2007: Nut & Strap, Homer Talk, Soft Sabres, Hairy Woman, Jets Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 10.01Mb) Description: 1) The Bills D finally stepped up in the fourth quarter last Sunday, shutting down the Ravens and leading the Bills to a tight victory. It's only fitting that Riley and Bennett hand out nuts to two members of the defensive unit who were instrumental. 2) With the Jets, Bengals, and Fish all ahead in the next month, the brothers wonder if the Bills could actually make a run and be waiting for New England at 5-4. Probable? Nah. Possible? Well, anything's possible. 3) The Sabres are struggling. Do they miss Briere and Drury? You bet. Bennett's watched the first eight games and deems the Sabres "Euro pusses." If there's a bright spot, however, it's Brian Campbell's, uh, advertising work. Listen in for the scoop. 4) Bennett's woman is pregnant and getting harrier by the day. You want details of his wife's ever-growing fu manchu beard? We got 'em. 5) The Bills head to the Meadowlands as three point underdogs. Will Chad Pennington exact revenge for the close defeat at The Ralph a few weeks back, or will Trent Edwards and the Bills finally put two wins together? |
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15. October 18, 2007: Coaches Get the Strap, Ranking the Loss, Edwards v. Losman, Laundry Trouble, To Toronto, Hating on Willis http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 14.15Mb) Description: 1) The Bills suffered a crushing, inconceivable Monday night loss to the Cowboys. The brothers are convinced that anytime you lead for an entire game and lose on the last play, it's got to be coaching. Nice going, Dick! 2) Devastated Bills fans are wondering just where this loss ranks in the pantheon of horrific Bills losses. Wide Right? Harmon Drops the Ball? Monday Night Meltdown? Listen in for the order. If you can stomach it. 3) Dick and Ralph have decided to hand over the reigns to rookie Trent Edwards. Riley's ready to send JP packing, while Bennett thinks surfer boy deserves one more chance to ride the wave. 4) Bennett's having trouble with his wife's laundry. For some reason he can't tell an arm hole from a neck hole from a leg hole. Huh? 5) The Bills are looking to play a couple games up in Toronto to expand the fan base. Good idea? The brothers think so. 6) Willis McGahee and the vaunted Ravens D come to The Ralph for a Sunday afternoon visit. Can T. Edwards and the gang get a W? And is Willis the most hated Bill in Bills history? |
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16. October 4, 2007: Greer Goes Nuts, The Fake Spike Sucks, Drunk and Disorderly, Vick Goes PETA, Boys Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 9.25Mb) Description: 1) Rookies Trent Edwards and Marshawn Lynch led the way for the Bills last Sunday, but the brothers have a couple other guys in mind when it comes to handing out the nuts. 2) Chad Pennington worked the fake spike to perfection on Sunday, resulting in a last second field goal try and Riley getting pissed. Should the fake spike be outlawed? What about the last-minute "ice the kicker" time-out? Snore. The brothers debate. 3) Jet games bring out the best in Bills fans, including an astounding eleven arrests after Sunday's contest at The Ralph. Getting smashed and getting arrested, now that's a good time...especially when it's your dear old dad going down. 4) Michael Vick's back in the news, this time for doing community service hours at the local PETA branch. While Riley's not so sure this is a good idea, Bennett's already got his #7 "Meat is Murder" jersey pre-ordered. 5) Wade Phillips and the vaunted Cowboys offense show up to give The Ralph some Monday night bling. Will T.O. and the gang blow away the depleted Bills D, or can the hometown crew somehow keep it close? |
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17. September 28, 2007: Nut & Strap, Revising Predictions, Vick Smoking Herb, Cower Comeback, Jets Game http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 8.74Mb) Description: 1) To no one's surprise, Tom Brady and the Pats dismantled the Bills to the tune of 38-7, just three points off Riley's 38-10 pre-game prediction. While the jockstraps were many, the brothers do find a couple Bills who actually brought their nuts. 2) Before the season started, Riley thought the Bills would go 5-11. Bennett had them at 6-10. It's time to give that schedule another gander and reassess. Forget a winning season. The brothers just wonder how long until those drunks in the upper deck start sporting the brown bag head gear. 3) Michael Vick backed up his dog fighting with a little herb smoking. Sweet. But why does the NFL insist on testing for a drug that is far from performance enhancing? 4) Reports have famed Steel town coach Bill Cower looking to return to the NFL. Any chance he can step into the Bills job? |
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18. September 20, 2007: JP's First Strap, OJ's Posse, Coffee Talk, Pats Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 6.98Mb) Description: 1) The Steelers dismantled the depleted Bills, and there are no shortages of jockstraps to hand out. Amazingly, Riley still found one guy out there who brought it. As for Bennett, he's just psyched one of the Bills took the time to pose for a photo with dear old mom. 2) The Juice is back in the news, and while Bennett wonders how OJ has any kind of posse to roll with, Riley finds it all just plain sad. 3) Starbucks. Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf. Peete's. Folks toting their extra large coffees are driving Bennett nuts. Does he have a legit gripe, or is he just a cheap ass bitch? 4) The Bills stumble into New England as sixteen point underdogs. Will the real JP Losman show up and keep this one close, or will the Pats roll to another lopsided victory? |
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19. September 13, 2007: Sad Day in Bills History, Chicks as Fans, Thieving Pats, Iron City Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 10.61Mb) Description: 1) A last second defeat, a broken ankle, a torn MCL, a busted arm, and a devastating spine injury. Is this the worst game in Bills history? Say what you will, at least there's a lot of love coming out of B-town this week. 2) According to a sports marketing survey of over 200,000 fans in 75 US markets, Pittsburgh has the largest base of female fans. Buffalo? Third. Are female fans sexy? Listen to the brothers debate. 3) Bill Belichick and his gang of Patriot spies were busted for using video to steal defensive signals in last week's game against the Jets. Riley thinks a second round pick and a four game suspension for Mr. Bill would be just punishment, while Bennett believes the NFL is preparing a nice little slap on the wrist. 4) The depleted and demoralized Bills visit the Steel City and the suddenly revitalized Steelers. The brothers wonder whether the Bills will come out flat, or -- inspired by their fallen comrades -- come out with the heart of a lion. |
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20. September 7, 2007: Riley Joins the Club, Pre-Season Awards, Bowie's Schlong, Bills/Broncos Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 9.40Mb) Description: 1) Instead of playing it safe and heading for Hawaii or the Greek islands, Riley took his new bride to Peru for their honeymoon. Now Riley's back, ready to spin tall tales of massive earthquakes and breathless sexual adventures. Listen in for all the gruesome details. 2) With the regular season underway this week, it's time for the brothers to throw out a few "awards." Who will win the Anthony Hargrove award and be the first -- make that second -- to be suspended for use of a banned substance? Who will claim the Mike Gandy award, given to the player who flat out sucks? And then there's the Willis McGahee award. No podcast would be complete without mention of the self-proclaimed greatest running back in the game. 3) For the past eighteen months Bennett's been stressing over the size of his son's package. Finally, a breakthrough. 4) Travis Henry and his herd of Broncos bring their punishing brand of run-first football to The Ralph on Sunday. Riley thinks the Bills special teams will keep it close, while Bennett's holding out hope for a miracle win. |
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21. August 14, 2007: Bills vs Saints, Jimbo As Owner, Boy #2, Hargrove Lights Up http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 5.80Mb) Description: 1) Finally, some action. The
Bills took on the Saints last Friday, and Riley's ready with his list of what
you need to know about the game. Is Langston Walker the second coming of
Mike Gandy? Can Fred Jackson come from nowhere to win a spot on the roster?
Can Bennett move the Bills up on his TiVo season pass manager so he can actually
record the games and not that crappy HGTV his wife loves so much? Listen in
for the scoop.
2) Jim Kelly's expressed interest in obtaining a piece of the Bills, should
Ralph Wilson kick the bucket. Does Jimbo really have the 200 million it
would take to party in Orchard Park?
3) Bennett's wife has another bun in the oven. Yeah, boy number two is
en route. Bennett's worried that a second son will drive his wife to ask
for another shot in the sheets, hoping for a girl. Will he go for
three?
4) Defensive end Anthony Hargrove worked over some cops and then
got busted for violating the league's substance abuse
policy. Riley thinks it's time to cut the
gregarious lineman loose, while Bennett thinks smoking some
sticky-icky is really no big deal. |
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22. July 26, 2007: Cock Rings, Dogs Fights, and the Bills Start Underwear Camp http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 9.49Mb) Description: 1) Riley reports in after two months of marriage: No changes except for a funky wedding ring. Listen to the brother commiserate and Bennett offers some not-so PC advice. 2) The Rochester D&C posed 11 questions to start the Bills season. Riley dons his crystal cock ring and tries to predict the future. 3) The start of training camp is usually all snores, but the Buffalo News decided to spice it up. As good as Time Magazine making OJ "blacker"? Not quite. 4) Vick. Vick. Vick. That's all you hear from the sports pages nowadays. The brothers yearn for the yesteryears of drug addiction and DUIs and Bennett offers up a unique punishment Michael "I like to kill innocent animals" Vick. 5) ESPN's been tossing the Bills in the rankings cellar. How can the Bills climb out? Are the playoffs in their future? |
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23. July 4, 2007: Sick on Sabres, Bills Draft, Minicamp, Walker No-Show, Romanian Wedding http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 9.25Mb) Description: 1) As much as Riley and Bennett love their Bills, they also love
their Sabres. And the past forty-eight hours haven't been easy on puck fans
from Western New York. How are the brothers coping with the loss of
captains Chris Drury and Danny Briere? Listen in for the sob story.
2) The Bills filled a few holes with their 2007 draft, nabbing running back
Marshawn Lynch and Paul "P-Zed" Poslusny with their first two
selections. Riley's excited about the backfield, but Bennett's got concerns
about P-Zed being anointed the second coming of Shane Conlan.
3) Bennett found himself tuning in to the NFL Network coverage of
Bills minicamp. Nothing like wasting an hour of your life watching JP
adjust his mouthguard while some guy fifty-seventh on the depth chart at left
tackle adjusts his jock.
4) The Bills traded Takeo Spikes for Darwin Walker. It doesn't look
like Mr. Walker's ever going to suit up in Bills uni. Nice move. So what
now?
5) Riley finally got hitched, tying the knot in the middle of
Romania. Riley's pleased as punch, but Bennett's got a beef with the long
flight and the tape worm he picked up from the reception grub. |
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24. April 24, 2007: Bills Draft, What Would Willis Do?, Bills Schedule, Ass Combing, Sabres/Rangers http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 6.08Mb) Description: 1) While the Brothers ponder who the Bills will nab with the 12th pick in this Sunday's NFL Draft (another Willis? the naughty Lynch? or perhaps a gentleman you've never heard of who experts thought would come off the board in the 7th round?), they deeply question Mel Kiper's decision making in the mock drafts and mock turtlenecks. 2) Today marks the start of a new series: What Would Willis Do? Instead of asking what Jesus would do in a situation, Bennett and Riley look into their magic 8 ball and wonder...what would the departed Willis McGahee do in this situation. Who would Willis draft? 3) The Bills schedule hit the streets a few weeks ago. Riley doesn't think it's so tough while Bennett wonders how many weeks it will take for the Bills to get win number one. 4) Riley's been contemplating recycled toilet paper. Bennett has better ideas. Ever heard of the "glove"? If not, listen in. 5) The Sabres and Rangers lock horns this Wednesday. Bennett's scared of the Rangers while Riley's just worried about Sean Avery. Either way, it's shaping up to be a long, tough series. |
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25. March 26, 2007: Willis Booted, Bennett Stinks, O-Line Revamped, JP and Lee, Riley Goes to Buffalo http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 5.06Mb) Description: 1) The Bills finally jettisoned their disgruntled running back (and most infamous baby maker) to Baltimore in exchange for three draft picks and a summer of not having to hear Willis mouth off about everything from Hollywood to Canadian bacon. Everyone seems to think the Ravens got themselves an A+ back for next to nothing, but the brothers see it differently. 2) Bennett's noticed a serious stench coming from somewhere in the house. Rat in the crawl space? Catbox overflowing with treats? Bowie's rank diaper? Nope. It's just Bennett. He stinks. And it's serious. Listen in to the brothers discuss. 3) The Bills made a splash into free agency by signing three beefcakes to over sixty million dollars worth of contracts. It's a big move, but is it a good move? Riley and Bennett aren't so sure. 4) While the Bills have spent plenty of cash on free agents, as well as on guys like Chris Kelsay and Anthony Thomas, the brothers wonder if the Bills' brass shouldn't be thinking about inking JP and Lee Evans to long-term deals. Come on, Marv, show these guys the money! 5) Riley and his woman made a pilgrimage back to Buffalo last week, complete with stops at Riley's old high school, the legendary Anchor Bar, and a few hours at the time warp of all time warps: the Niagara Falls Outlet Mall. Sweet. Pass the Orange Julius. |
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26. Family Tales: Watch Your Back http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 2.33Mb) Description: What exactly did that "so called doctor" exclaim when Riley dropped "trou" and bent over for his rectal examination? Which brother busted the shitter on their trip to that Virginia bed and breakfast? And what happens when Bennett spots some jackass taking a dump on the floor of a Los Angeles emergency room? Listen in for all the answers on this "best of" Bills Brothers, season one. |
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27. January 21, 2007: Willis Screws Everyone, Resigning Bills, Trading Willis, Ralph and The Hall, Willis in a Decade http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 5.86Mb) Description: 1) Willis McGahee likes the ladies. But when you get served with your third paternity suit in twenty four months, it's time to mix in a condom or two. 2) The Bills have a long list of players heading to free agency. Who deserves to be resigned? Listen to the brothers debate. 3) Willis's mouth (and schlong) are running him right out of Buffalo. If we traded Willis, what could we expect in return? Riley thinks Willis would look good in Bronco gear, while Bennett sees Willis running the rock in the CFL. 4) Nominations for the Pro Football Hall of Fame were released recently, and while Andre Reed and Thurmon Thomas were on the list, beloved owner Ralph Wilson was not. What gives? 5) With Willis half way out the locker room door, the brothers wonder just where he'll be in ten years. Doing a rehab stint? Cutting grass in Delaware Park? Stunt-cocking in California? So many options. |
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28. January 3, 2006: Williams's First Nut, Leinart Nails Brittney, Willis to Hollywood, Riley's LSAT, TKO Talks http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 5.36Mb) Description: 1) The Bills wrapped up a better than
expected season with a tough loss to Ray Lewis and the Ravens. Kyle
Williams picks up his first nut, while Peerless finds himself holding the strap,
accused of "making no effort to come back to the ball, even with
McAlister closing faster than Rosanne Barr on an In-N-Out Double
Double." Yeah, that's some flowery language for
you. Enjoy.
2) Rumors on the Internet (or
"Internets" as George Bush calls it) have Matt Leinart hooking up with the well
shaved Brittney Spears. Should the Heisman trophy winner be macking on
K-Fed's ex, or should have he done better? Iraq War? G. Ford kicking the
bucket? Israel-Lebanon conflict? Not important. This
is. Listen in for the scoop.
3) When asked for his New Year's
resolution, self-proclaimed "best running back in football" Willis McGahee
responded: "I'm planning on making to Hollywood. I have to get this face on
the big screen, man. You know I got to let people see me all the
time. I don't need a helmet blocking everything. I need to be right
there where people come see my premiere." Sweet. And Willis, Bennett's
got a semen-crusted futon waiting for you in his guest bedroom in Los
Angeles.
4) After months of nut-clutching
anxiety, Riley aced the LSAT to the tune of 171. His
secret? Cramming? Abstinence? Man
diaper? Nope. Steroids. It's not just for offensive linemen
anymore.
5) Takeo Spikes led the team in
tackles on Sunday. Is this a sign he'll be his former self when camp opens
next summer, or is Spikes destined to hang up his cleats and spend his days
stuffing gorditas into that monster neck of his? The brothers
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29. December 29, 2006: Royal Beheading, Office Sex, Long Term Lindell, TD Rejection, Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 12.87Mb) Description: 1) Vince Young outplayed JP, but itâs Robert Royal whoâs catching most of the brothersâ flack. Listen to Riley and Bennett wonder what might have been if Royal hadnât âRonnie Harmonedâ the most important play of the game. 2) Rileyâs in Los Angeles this week, hacking up with his fiancà in Bennettâs office. Bennett claims thereâs a strange funk coming from behind the, uh, green door. (Itâs not really green, but you get the idea.) Is Riley boning his lady in there? Get the dish. 3) The Bills signed kicker Rian Lindell to a five year deal this week. Does he deserve the coin, or is he â as Riley anointed him in earlier in the year â merely the second coming of Scott Norwood? And what about Willis? Suddenly heâs screaming for $$$ too. 4) Did you see the play where the Vikes cornerback intercepted Favre and tried to leap into the stands at Lambeau, only to get pushed back and doused with beer? The brothers did, and they were lovinâ it. 5) JP and the gang head to Baltimore to face Ray Lewis and the 12-3 Ravens. Will the Bills come out on top and finish at .500, or will they drop to a less than impressive 7-9? Riley wonders if we should even root for a Bills victory, or if we should be angling for a higher draft pick. |
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30. December 20, 2006: Mularkey Gets a Nut, Responsibility for Bills, Bennett & the ER, Pro Bowl Snubs, Playoffs, Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 8.73Mb) Description: 1) The Brother revel in a early 90's-era style thrashing of the Dolphins. Bennett waxes poetic on Keith Ellison while Riley deems Mularkey's performance nut worthy. The Fins also manage to pick up one of the straps while a certain wide receiver gets the other. Listen in for the flogging. 2) The Bills are hot, hot, hot. But the question is this: Who's responsible for the Bills turnaround? Is it Levy? Jauron? Or Donohoe? The brother bicker, argue, and arrive at an unusual conclusion. 3) You know you want to hear about a guy taking a dump on a hospital floor. You're a little ashamed, we know. But you want to know more. It's okay. Click here. 4) The Bills are sending three-legged Mooreman and tight-lipped Schobel to Honolulu for the Pro Bowl. Instead of revelling in the selections, Bills Nation is up in arms at the snub of Fletcher, Clements, and Evans. The Brothers offer a collective yawn. 5) Bennett busts out his abacus and unleashes the fury that is figuring out the Bills playoff chances. What is the one ring to rule them all? Will you be demeaned to rooting for the Dolphins come Monday night? Also see what WGR had to say. 6) In order to even think about the playoffs, the Bills need to win out, including this Sunday's game against the Titans. Bennett stares deep into his hairy crystal ball and pulls out a rancid prediction. Riley chips in too, but given his record most of our listeners simply don't give shit. All that, and listen to Bennett sound like an 85 year-old chain smoker. Good times. Tune in or we kill the puppy. See the game highlights on YouTube. |
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31. December 12, 2006: Willis's Sammy, Bowie's Exploding Ass, Stupid Zales Guy, Coaches in Suits, 'Fins Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 5.62Mb) Description: 1) The Bills finally kicked some ass (no playoffs for you, Mr. Pennington!), with Jason Peters and Mike Gandy leading the way for . But what's with Willis and the sideline sandwich? Listen to the brothers ponder mid-game snacking. 2) The only negative to Sunday's game was that Bennett had to watch it while cleaning up his son's vomit and 'rhea. Good times. 3) Have you seen this ad. where some geek high-fives another geek after making a purchase at Zales? Bennett has, and he's none too happy about it. If you're planning on buying your woman a rock at Zales, don't. And if you already have, here's hoping you didn't high-five some jackass on your way out. 4) A few coaches in the NFL, notably Mike Nolan and Jack Del Rio, have taken to wearing suits on the sideline, giving them an old time Tom Landry look. Riley thinks some coaches look good in suits, but he takes the time to question Lindy Ruff's choice of neckties. 5) Jason Taylor and the 'fins come to town, with both teams looking to go .500. Can the Bills build on their late season momentum, squish the fish for the second time this season, and keep their dreams of the playoffs alive? The brothers sure think so. |
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32. December 5, 2006: Clements Rewarded, Merriman Goes Roidal, Haggan Pulls Leg, Britney Bears All, Super Cold, and Predictiions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 6.18Mb) Description: 1) Riley sings a different tune as one of his classic whipping boys whips out a nut while Bennett dishes out the other half sack to an injured warrior. Listen to the boys get violent and give Dicky a strapping. 2) The Chargers' Shawne Merriman (left) returned from a four game 'roid suspension, but the brothers think he's still as juiced as OJ was guilty. Bennett gives the over under on Merriman getting a year-long suspension. 3) Hart and Phillips of the Chargers are accusing Mario Haggan of playing dirty during the on-sides kick. Phillips thinks Mario should "pinch" but not "twist." Mario's playing hard to get and hasn't returned any of Phillips calls. Will the love birds unite? On the next Geraldo. 4) From things that should be shaved (Geraldo's mustache) to things that probably shouldn't have been, Britney Spears (right) decided now was a good time to expose her cooch, c-section scar and all. Bennett explains why this new Britney kind of does it for him. 5) The brothers think that Super Bowls in warm weather and domes suck. They want cold. Wind. Snow. Rain. Real football (left). 6) Finally, what's going to happen next Sunday when the Bills line up against the New Jersey Jets? The brother's stare deeply into Geraldo's mustache and attempt to see the future. They'll probably only get lice, but—as the Buffalo News inexplicably said—that's the way they roll. |
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33. November 30, 2006: Roscoe's Nuts, JP Scouting Report, Jills, Bolts Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 4.78Mb) Description: 1) JP and little man Roscoe took down the Jags on Sunday. Wasn't it just last week that Bennett labeled Roscoe a bust? Listen in for some crow eating. 2) Riley digs up a 2004 Scouts Inc. report claiming young Losman has a strong arm, but lacks pocket presence and pre-snap vision. Sound accurate? Uh, you bet. 3) The Jills. Come on, it's freezing out there. Do we even need cheerleaders in Buffalo? 4) The Bolts come to town, looking to snuff out the Bills' newly discovered spirit. Again, the brothers have very different ideas as to how it'll go down on Sunday. |
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34. November 21, 2006: Losman Shines, Dunta's an Idiot, J.P. Bandwagon, Franchising Clements, Jax Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 5.47Mb) Description: 1) Down by four late in the game, J.P.
Losman put together the first game winning drive of his career. You know a
nut's coming his way. Listen to the brothers' verbal orgasm.
2) The Texans' starting corner, Dunta
Robinson, wasn't impressed by the Losman/Evans first quarter
explosion. "The guy just threw the ball up there and Evans ran under it,"
Robinson told the Associated Press. Uh, yeah, that's how it works,
Dunta.
3) J.P.'s monster day has Sean Sallisbury of
ESPN now touting him as "one of the two most improved players in the
league." Is Riley still wishing the Bills had drafted Matt Leinart, or is
he ready to jump on the J.P. bandwagon?
4) Nate Clements, aka The Playmaker,
had another strong game. Whispers around Buffalo have the Bills rethinking
their agreement not to franchise the stud corner. Is Clements worth the big
dollars?
5) Jack Del Rio and his
jaguars come visit The Ralph. The brothers both fear the Jacksonville
D, but have very different ideas as to how the game will play out. |
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35. November 16, 2006: Whitner in Hamburg, Positive Thinking, Playing for the Draft Pick, Crystal Ball http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 6.09Mb) Description: 1) Starting safety Donte Whitner was arrested in Hamburg for smacking his woman. Sadly, no big surprise. But what's with Donte living in Hamburg? The stunned brothers discuss. 2) J.P. apparently wants those around him to be more positive. Bennett thinks the positive thinking should start with Mr. Losman himself, not his entourage. 3) The brothers wonder whether we're at that point in the season when we secretly hope for another loss, and thus a better position in next year's draft. 4) Riley breaks out his crystal ball to answer some important questions, such as who'll be back on the O-Line next year, and whether or not that scab in Bennett's nose will ever go away. |
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36. November 13, 2006: Clements Brings the Nuts, Bad Jobs, J.P. Stands for Just Punt, Briere or Drury? http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 6.58Mb) Description: 1) The Bills played the undefeated
Colts tough, and no one was tougher than Nate Clements. Listen to the
brothers wax eloquent over "The Playmaker."
2) Riley and Bennett take a
moment to consider what jobs suck the most. And is there really such a
thing as a jockstrap launderer?
3) J.P. was miserable yet
again. After weeks of uninspired play, Bennett wonders just what J.P. is
really short for.
4) With the Sabres dangerously close
to the salary cap, it looks like either Chris Drury or Daniel Briere is headed
elsewhere. Who should the Sabres keep? |
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37. November 9, 2006: The Bills as a Film, More on Willis's Sweater, What if?, Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 4.92Mb) Description: 1) In a recent article, Reggis Hayes of the Fort Wayne News Sentinel compared watching the Bills to watching that cinematic turd, "Gigli." Harsh words, but if the Bills were a film, what film would they be? Tune in to the pondering. 2) The brothers open up the email bag, where Curtis wonders why the brothers have so much hate for Willis's sideline attire. Riley and Bennett explain. 3) No one's picking the Bills to win up in Indy, but what if Peyton Manning lost a hand? Or the Colts had to play without helmets? What if...? 4) The brothers make their predictions, while trying to convince each other that Sunday's game is one to be enjoyed. |
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38. November 7, 2006: Willis's Sweater, More Boring Than the Pack Game, Which Injury Would You Rather Have, Eating Crow http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 7.19Mb) Description: 1. Riley's blinded by Anthony Thomas's burst of talent. Bennett's just plain blinded by Willis McGahee's sweater. 2. The brothers play a game of "More Boring Than." Was the Pack game more boring that, say, pissing on a urinal puck? Find out. 3. Bennett and Riley vote on which injury they would rather have: broken rib or bruised kidney? Athlete's foot or jock itch? 4. Both brothers thought the Packers would win last Sundays game. But how wrong were they? |
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39. November 2, 2006: Rick Reilly Sucks, Sexy Dandruff, Old Man Favre, Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 4.48Mb) Description: 1) In this week's sports illustrated, sports columnist Rick Reilly takes yet another pot shot at the city of Buffalo. Listen to the brothers get pissed. 2) Bennett can't stop raving about some NC-17 Dandruff commercial he caught while watching a Canadian hockey broadcast. Is Bennett a pervert, or does the north of border crowd just have it going on? 3) Brett Favre makes what should be his final appearance at The Ralph on Sunday. Before the season, everyone wanted the dude to retire. Should he have hung 'em up? The brothers debate. 4) The Bills are three point favorites going into Sunday's game, but that doesn't mean the brothers think Jauron and the gang will just saunter to victory. |
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40. October 31, 2006: Halloween, J.P.'s progress, the New Regime, Mid-Season Awards http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 6.93Mb) Description: 1) Knowing their beloved Bills can't possibly lose one this week, Riley and Bennett relish the bye and prepare for Halloween. But the brothers have very different ideas about the pagan holiday. Tune in for the quibbling. 2) Four games into the season J.P. Losman looked like "the man." Four games later he looks like, well, like shit. Riley thinks it's time to cut J.P. loose, while Bennett's willing to hang with the SoCal stud, so long as the Bills find a way to protect him. 3) We're eight games into the Marv Levy/Dick Jauron regime. Is the team moving forward or just regressing? Some of the moves have been good, some bad, and some just downright ugly. 4) Riley and Bennett hand out their mid-season awards, with favorite whipping boy Mike Gandy and oft-injured Takeo Spikes receiving multiple honors. |
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41. October 24, 2006: Jauron Gets the Strap, New O-Line, Bed & Breakfast, Trading Nate, Benching McGee http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 5.60Mb) Description: 1) The Bills were hammered by the Pats on Sunday. So many jockstraps to hand out, so few nuts. The brothers go over the gory details. 2) Looking for some kind of spark, the Bills coaches announced a major reworking of the "offensive" line. Riley and Bennett both like the move, but wonder why Mike Gandy is even in uniform. 3) The brothers made their way to Virginia this past Sunday, spending a few days at a quaint little bed and breakfast. All seemed well until Shirley had to break out the plunger. 4) A couple weeks back, Riley and Bennett discussed trading Nate Clements...for anyone. Turns out the Bills did try to trade The Playmaker to the Bucs for some defensive line help, but the deal fell through. Should the Bills have done more to get this deal done? 5) The other starting corner, T. McGee, was benched in the second half of the Pats game after having been lit up in three consecutive games. Did the Bills make a mistake signing this guy to a long term deal, or will the once rising star get back on track before season's end? |
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42. October 19, 2006: Moss to Pats?, Dead Fans, Pre-Game Jerk Sessions, Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 4.60Mb) Description: 1) Rumors in the media have Randy Moss headed for the Patriots. Is a deal in the works, and just what would Al Davis want in return? Either way, the thought of Moss in a Pats uni has the brothers shaking in their stadium seats. Listen to the brothers' unease. 2) Major League Baseball announced a marketing deal that will have team logos on caskets and urns. After starting with baseball, Eternal Image hopes to branch out by making similar deals with the NFL. Bennett's horrified, but Riley thinks this is capitalism at its finest. 3) As reported on widerightradio, Lions defensive line coach Joe Cullen got hauled off for rolling through Wendy's, sans pants. Maybe it was all part of his master plan, as the Detroit ends lit up Gandy and friends for a gaggle of sacks. The brothers wonder if the Bills coaching staff shouldn't take similar measures to help prep the team. Hey Jauron, pass the Jergens! 4) The Bills kept it close with the Pats back in week one, but a lot's transpired since then. Will JP and the gang hang with Brady and the boys? Bennett and Riley make their predictions. |
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43. October 17, 2006: Gandy Not So Dandy, Grandpa Dale, Naked Drive-Thru, Season Reevaluation http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 7.48Mb) Description: 1) Depressed over the stinker the Bills' crapped out in Detroit, the brothers hand out the straps, with Bennett claiming Mike Gandy "got smoked more on Sunday than a well-hung underwear model left unconscious at a West Hollywood circuit party." Listen in for all the verbal abuse. 2) The brothers' octogerian grandfather slept through half the Bills' game on Sunday, but saw enough of the horror to chime in. And just how much of the brothers' inheritance does the old man plan on spending when he hits Vegas later in the week? 3) Lions defensive line coach Joe Cullen, who was arrested last month on an alleged DWI, was arrested again, this time for stripping down naked and rolling through the Wendy's drive-thru. Unbelievable, yet true. 4) Two weeks ago there were whispers of the Bills making a playoff run. Now we're all wondering if they can sneak into the top three of next year's draft. The brothers reevaluate the Bills' season outlook. |
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44. October 13, 2006: Vincent Cut, Trading Clements, Packing on the lbs, and Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 4.88Mb) Description: Vincent Out, Trading The Playmaker, Food for Thought, Motown Predictions 1) Four time pro-bowler Troy Vincent was granted his release by the Bills on Thursday. What does this move mean for the team? And did they jerk the guy around? Listen to the brothers bicker. 2) On a Buffalo Bills message board, crazed fans are offering up possible trades for Nate "The Playmaker" Clements. Should the Bills deal the soon-to-be free agent? And what could they expect to get in return? 3) Division rival New England has a bye week, and defensive star Richard Seymour is taking his family to the state fair where "me and my wife are going to have a good time. Eat some elephant ears, some corn dogs and some of those big, huge Fred Flintstone Turkey Legs." The brothers wonder if NFL players have a responsibility to watch what they eat, even during bye weeks. And what's with organic food? Bennett's son sure has no complaints. Look at that ass! 4) Detroit's no Chicago, but the Bills have a history of laying down in the lion's den. Will the Bills rebound from the debacle in Chi-town, or head into a mid-season tailspin? The brothers make their predictions for Sunday's game in Motown. |
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45. October 10, 2006: Nut & Strap, Game's Meaning, QB Rankings, AFC East http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 6.86Mb) Description: Autopsy In: Bears Maul Bills 1) There's no argument over what happened on Sunday, but the brothers find plenty to bicker over when it comes to handing out the nuts and the straps. Riley feels strongly that punter Brian Moorman brought the nuts, while Bennett insists Moorman's muffing of the fake punt was the beginning of the end. How does this all relate to Robin Williams and his new flick, MAN OF THE YEAR? Listen in for the scoop. 2) If the Bears game proved anything, it's that the rebuilding Bills are still at least a year away from prime time. Was Angry Mike right in claiming the Bills looked like a JV team out there, or are the Bears really just that good? 3) In a recent ESPN poll, J.P. Losman was ranked as the league's 21st ranked quarterback. Too high? Too low? Just right? The brothers debate. 4) The Bills get creamed by 34, then hours later the Jets are pasted by 38. Even with perennial superbowl contender New England at 4-1, is it safe to assume the AFC East is the worst division in football? |
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46. October 6, 2006: Injuries, Stinky Fish, Sabs Unis, Angry Mike, and Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 5.71Mb) Description: 1) We're a quarter of the way through the season, and Bennett's concerned about the Bills' injuries piling up. Will Takeo Spikes and his massive neck ever be the same, or are we looking at the second coming of Sam Cowart? And what's this have to do with Riley's rectal examination? Listen in for the 'assifying' details. 2) The Dolphins lost again last Sunday, this time to the lowly Houston Texans. Nothing could make the brothers happier than seeing the 'fins sink further into the murky waters of Mike Mularkey's misguided gadget plays. 3) The Sabres opened their season this past Wednesday, debuting their escalated payroll and spanking new uniforms. Bennett thinks the new duds look like "some three year old girl patched them together in an after school arts class," while Riley's just pissed the front office didn't listen to the fans and make some adjustments. 4) The brothers welcome Angry Mike, a real live Bears fan from Chi-town, to the studio. Angry Mike dishes on naming the Bears' vicious D, the Bills' chances come Sunday, and whether he'd trade all those NBA rings for just one Cubs World Series championship. 5) With the Bills heading into Angry Mike's home away from home for a showdown with the Bears, the brothers wonder if there's any way their beloved Bills can keep this one close. |
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47. October 4, 2006: Tagging at the Ralph, Nut & Strap, Fletcher-Baker, Evans & McGahee=Reed & Thomas? http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 5.93Mb) Description: 1) Riley made his first appearance at The Ralph and nearly got tagged. In the bathroom. 2) The brothers hand out the strap and the nut, with Peerless grasping a hold of not just one nut, but two. 3) Linebacker London Fletcher apparently changed his name to London Fletcher-Baker during the off-season, the name that appears on the back of his jersey. But he somehow still wants to be referred to as London Fletcher? Can Riley help Bennett make sense of this? And what's this have to do with strippers and porn stars? You'll see. 4) Tim Schmitt of the Niagara Gazette wrote, "Enough sentiment, hereÃïïs the truthÃïïWillis McGahee and Lee Evans are as good as Thomas and Reed were. But they canÃïït get the ball in the right places to make plays." WHAT? |
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48. September 29, 2006: Riley Goes to the Game, Urinal Talk, Losman Waxes Ineloquent, and Bills v. Vikings Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 3.40Mb) Description: 1) Riley's heading to The Ralph to see the game in person. But what's with the sinks doubling as urinals? 2) Losman waxes "ineloquent" when speaking with members of the press. Riley wants a quarterback who can string a couple sentences together, but Bennett argues that if the guy can throw the ball, that's enough. 3) Predictions for the Vikes game, with the brothers having very different ideas of what will go down come Sunday. |
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49. September 28, 2006: Bills' Loss, Nut and Strap Awards, Willis, and Terrell Owens http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 5.35Mb) Description: 1) On Sunday against the Jets, the Bills had a three hundred yard passer, a hundred yard rusher, and two hundred yard receivers. And still lost. Huh? 2) The brothers hand out their nuts (no, not literally), with Clements and the O-Line getting their props. The straps? Listen in for the goods. 3) Riley unloads on Willis for missing the key block that decided the game. Bennett piles on. How does this all relate to catching a good buzz off Romanian milk? Yeah, it's complicated. 4) Terrell Owens tried to kill himself. Or didn't. Or did. Or, well, who knows with that guy. Regardless, Bennett feels the NFL has a responsibility to get the dude into therapy before he "goes Hemingway all over his Escalade," while Riley thinks we should all just let T.O. melt down in peace. |
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50. September 23, 2006: Derrick Blaylock has a kid, Jets WRs versus the Bills DBs, Ed Anzalone, Jets Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 9.02Mb) Description: 1) Jets starting running back Derrick Blaylock looked "weary" upon returning from the birth of his fourth child. Riley thinks the guy will be fine for Sunday, but Bennett (the dad) thinks Blaylock's in for three months of hell and shouldn't be anywhere but the sideline. And how does this all relate to getting hemorrhoids in Mexico? Take a listen. 2) The Jets bring their suddenly red-hot passing game to The Ralph. Will Pennington and company continue their magical ride on Buffalo's turf, or will Buffalo's corners shut it all down? 3) Is Ed Anzalone, the hardcore Jets fan and NYC firefighter known for his raucous J-E-T-S chant, a working class fan we should respect for his passion, or a loud-mouthed jackass we should consider muzzling? 4) The brothers make their predictions, with Bennett looking to go 3-0 and Riley looking to get on the board. |
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51. September 19, 2006: Nut & the Strap, Hating on Mularkey, Offensive Offense, and Football Ads http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 12.23Mb) Description: 1) The brothers recap the beauty of the squishing of the fish, with nuts handed out to McGee and Moorman. The straps? Tune in. 2) Mularkey gets bashed. Again. When you bolt town because your kid's getting made fun of at school, then cart Bennie Anderson and your stupid gadget plays down to Miami, you get what you deserve. 3) Is the Bills offense "offensive," or just appropriately conservative? When the Bills really need it, will J.P. be capable of airing it out? Riley doesn't think so. 4) How 'bout those damn ads CBS runs over and over and over? It's like an episode of The Twilight Zone. Time to start hating on Peyton Manning, but the brothers find the Burger King and his on-field antics strangely compelling, if somewhat disturbing. |
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52. September 16, 2006: Vincent's hammy, Mularkey trashes Buffalo, Spikes sits one out, Riley leans into McGahee, and Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 7.01Mb) Description: 1) Vincent goes down with a hamstring injury and Bills put him on the minor IR. End of his season? End of his tenure with the Bills? End of his career? Predicable? You bet. |
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53. September 12, 2006: Pats Retrospective, Fourth and One, Freddie Smith, Game Nuts/Strap http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 6.17Mb) Description: Pats v. Bills Postgame commentary: 1) Bennett talks about his prediction that Belichick would embarrass Jauron on route to a Pats 27-10 victory while Riley defends his prediction that the Bills would pull an upset, 20-17. 2) Fourth Down and One. You know the play. Good decision? Or rampant stupidity in a Bills uniform? Plus, Riley heaps on the Willis hate 3) Fast Freddie Smith gets pick up by the Pats a day after getting cut by the Bills...and then gets cut by the Pats the day before the game. Illegal? Fishy? Or just unethical 4) Bennett and Riley hand out their Game Nuts (players who brought their sack and played) and Strap (players who just brought their jock strap) awards.
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54. September 9, 2006: Roster Cuts, Manning Bowl, the Fish, Pats v. Bills, Pre-season Awards, Season Predictions http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 7.05Mb) Description: The Buffalo Bills meet the New England Patriots in Week 1 action. Bennett and Riley gear up for the game by talking about... 1) Final Roster Cuts: Who do the Bills Brothers think we'll miss? Who are they excited to see on this year's roster? 2) Manning Bowl: Are you ready? We're not. 3) Dolphins: Does it get any better than watching the fish get squished on prime time? It just did. 4) Pats and Bills: Do the Bills Brothers actually think that the Bills can pull it out? Sort of. 5) Wide Right Radio hands out it's pre-season awards: Most Likely to Have a Season Ending Injury, Most Likely to Serve a Suspension for Steroids, Terrell Owens Award (Given to Player Most Likely Screw Over His Teammates), and Most Likely to Be Embarrassed by The Buffalo Bills meet the New England Patriots in Week 1 action. Bennett and Riley gear up for the game by talking about... 6) Season Predictions. |
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55. August 5, 2006: Posey, QB Battle, Camp Marv, Willis Hate, Daniel Briere http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 6.88Mb) Description: Week's topics: 1. Posey gets released 2. QB Battle: Part 1 3. Camp Marv 4. Why Willis is a jackass 5. Briere cashes in And Bennett becomes a Manny. |
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56. July 12, 2006: Price, Lindell, the Draft, Tagging Clements, and Ralph v. Marv http://widerightradio.libsyn.c... download (audio/mpeg, 4.72Mb) Description: Week's Topics: 1. Why Peerless Price? No, really. Why? 2. Is Lindell the second coming of Scott Norwood? 3. Why was the draft so shitty? 4. What's the deal with signing Clements to the franchise tag? 5. Who will die first: Ralph or Marv? |
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