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lamontanddave.com presents 'the junk' (comedy podcast)
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hear what happens when two friends, who can barely manage their lives, try to solve world problems |
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Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:50:33 -0500 |
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Comedy
Society & Culture
News & Politics
Arts
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1. The Junk #11 - Greatest Bits Volume 1
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You demanded it, so here it is - our first collection of fan favorites, including a brand new classic:
- What if Microsoft built your house...
- Lamont explains why some Mexicans aren't getting the dishes done
- Dinner with the Presidential candidates
- How to maintain a mail order bride
- What to do if you're filthy rich and your new, hot wife wants kids
- If you need a black actor, don't call Lamont
- Officer Shaq goes undercover
- Why Dave isn't allowed near dwarves
visit www.lamontanddave.com for your weekly dose of comedy.
-Lamont
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2. The Junk #10 - Will You Be My Latin Friend?
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Description: - Is Juan Valdez a media whore?
- What wouldn't your girl do for a diamond?
- Dave explains how he got a Latin friend
- Lamont helps straight men shop at Bed Bath & Beyond
- Why you should bring vinegar on your next date
- Lamont reveals the secret to martial arts
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3. The Junk #9 - Ghettonomics
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Description: - Should poor minorities subsidize rich whites?
- Why Dave will work weekends to buy an organic carrot.
- Kobe Bryant has a condom with your name on it!
- Revolutionary new birth control idea for the wealthy.
- Carlos Mencia is a thief.
- Play along - can you name all the working black actors in Hollywood?
- India loves dysentery!
brought to you by faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong.
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4. The Junk #8 - Fear of a Chinese Planet
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- Dave visits an exhibit of dismembered, naked Chinese prisoners...and marvels at their genitals.
- Learn why Dave plans to raise his kids on porridge.
- Lamont gives a vagina anthropology lesson. Kids, take notes.
- Why Lamont hates lawyers.
- Why are Chicago cops beating up hot bartenders?
- Dave discusses his performance review.
- New dating site for HOT people.
- Advice on how to manage your mail order bride.
Brought to you by Faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong.
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5. The Junk #7 - Maiden Men
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Description: - Get your hot Lebanese ho's here!
- When exactly does an Italian wife take her beating?
- Lamont left his balls in San Francisco.
- Imagine if Microsoft build houses...
- Can porking your officemates cure obesity?
- A day in the life of a Mexican "guest worker".
brought to you by Faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong
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6. The Junk #6 - Jet Li Timberlake
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Description:  (mp3 download link)- Where's the Asian Justin Timberlake?
- A pregnant Lamont makes his presidential endorsement.
- Are cars in New York killing the stupid?
- Bring a condom to your book club meeting!
- Why no one can handle J. Lo's booty.
- Lamont and Dave brainstorm ideas for new movies for black audiences.
- What can Joan Rivers do for our country?
Brought to you by Faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong.
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7. The Junk #5 - Real Men Wear Skirts
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Description: In this episode we'll answer the following:
- Is Lithuania Putin's little crack whore?
- Can malls kill Jesus?
- Why is Lamont not smarter than a 5th grader?
- Why does Lamont plan to handcuff himself to someone called "Survivorman"?
- Does knowing way too much about women's heals automatically make you gay?
- Is Demi Moore forcing your 12 year old daughter to have sex?
- And, who is going to take care of Dave's retarded kids?
brought to you by Faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong.
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8. The Junk #4 - Crapalicious (REMOVED)
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Description:  This episode has been retired because of recording quality issues. Here's what you'll never hear: - Can Iran run on cooch-a-watts?.
- Should Dave tuck or untuck?
- Find out why are Lamont's sheets are yellow.
- A horrible childhood can explain a lot.
- Lamont learns about romance from Mr. Bean.
- Learn why hookers should not do IT support.
- Is there really a college for the retarded?
- Speaking of college, how does a professor get some nookie?
- War: are Jews just in it for the catering?
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9. The Junk #3 - So Damn Phallic
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Description: - Lamont explains why chimps and humans may be ready to date.
- Ray Fiennes gets laid on a plane and Lamont and Dave fume with jealousy.
- How gay is Greek tradition?
- Dave is going to a very gay concert...with a man.
- Dave ponders the minority phallus.
- Can a poor man attract women with sweat alone? Lamont laments the good old days of attraction.
Exclusive show outtakes at faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong
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10. The Junk #2 - The Frightened Midget
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Description: - Lamont and Dave advise rappers on how to get "street cred".
- Dave lays down a shocking confession that should make any dwarf quiver with fear.
- Why Dave thinks the country is not ready for a black president.
- The tragedy of war...and Lamont's amazing analogy.
Exclusive show outtakes at faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong.
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11. The Junk #1 - Sloppy Genesis
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Description: - The show rockets out of the womb, placenta still attached.
- Meet Lamont and Dave, who pay their disrespects to Anna Nicole.
- Why Muhammed Ali is not David Blaine.
- You'll learn why Shaquille O'Neal might not make a convincing little girl.
- Why does Lamont plan to raise lesbian daughters?
exclusive show outtakes at faktorial.com - where satire goes horribly, horribly wrong
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