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Podcast title	UNCAST
Website URL	http://uncast.net
Description	The Funnies Just Happen
Updated	Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:27:00 GMT
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Category	Society & Culture
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1. 107: Xanadu http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 40.47Mb) Description: We're joined by Audiobuzzed hosts Jim & Rhian! There's a great mixture of topics taken from each show including a beer of the week, an awesome list from Rhian, stories from the party on Saturday and more! All in under 45 minutes! Check out Audiobuzzed at audiobuzzed.com
2. 106: D.R. Uncast http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 34.39Mb) Description: Rhian is back! Turn the sound up and enjoy this one as we START the show a little drunk off our butts. On this episode we discuss Victoria's time in a Japanese market, discovering the Cougar Ranch on the way back from Arizona, the three of us enjoying the Wild Animal Park, Victoria's new BFF and the joys of Baileys and Sambuca (not together). Toss in an article on five jobs you wanted as a kid and why they suck and some drunken banter and you've got under 40 minutes of fun. Check out Audiobuzzed.com and email us at uncast.net@gmail.com
3. 105: Straw Man! http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 67.25Mb) Description: Rhian from Audiobuzzed joins us for this episode live in our home! We start the show off discussing keeping her with us always and Canadian provinces before jumping into Rhian's adventures on her flight out here and her initial impressions of San Diego. We talk about our first few days this week including dinner at Dublin Square her first night out here, breakfast at Pannikin the first morning and our trip down the coast to see our beaches. Rhian is amazed with palm trees, birds of paradise and our weather. We take her out to one of the beaches in La Jolla, Chuao Chocolatier and of course her first In-N-Out experience which includes the joys of Straw Man. From there is Too Cool For Karaoke in a new location and anticipation for what would happen the rest of the week. We get this all in under 74 minutes and give it to you as a sort of part 1 of 3. Enjoy! When you're done with this, if you haven't done so already, go checkout Rhian and Jim at Audiobuzzed.com! They're awesome!
4. 104: Obamapalooza! http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 36.80Mb) Description: The election counts are over! We has change! Victoria and I record a short little something for love and charity and the betterment of all mankind. Obama wins the Presidency, CA hates homosexuals and alternative fuels but loves animals and high-speed trains.
5. Special Episode: Pussycast #1 http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 66.85Mb) Description: My apologies as I thought I had uploaded this earlier. Grr me. SO ANYWAYS... While we were in AZ visiting with the DaHonays, the boys (MrD and myself) decided to go out for sushi and bring it back home. We were gone for quite a while trying to find a place that was open (and enjoying some beers along the way) so the girls decided to experiment while we were gone. What you hear is mostly DaHonay with Victoria WAY in the background. Listen for Victoria. HI VICTORIA! You gotta shout. She's way over there. Then Yummy Lane joins the show and sits right down next to DaHonay and what comes out is awesomeness galore the whole show through. Listen closely. It's A-B porn the whole way through since all three ladies have very lovely voices. OK I'm gonna stop drooling now and let you just listen.
6. 103: Trichinosis For The Win http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 65.49Mb) Description: We're here with the DaHonays! Recording from the DaH Theory studios out in Somewheresville, SW USA, we enjoy some bubbly after a big Texas Tech win over the #1 Longhorns (NOT #1 ANYMORE!) We start out with some talk about old college days and the early days of the internet before moving on to topics at hand. Those include my first week of unemployment, our weekend with the DaHonays and the Texas Tech game. Add a few articles for fun, stir up a few drinks and chomp on some bacon. This episode was a blast to record! We come in at 1:11:31.6 for those counting at home. Remember there's still a couple days to vote for us on podcastawards.com. you better have been voting once every 24 hours or we'll have to start smashing some heads. You listen, you like, you support. It's that easy! Speaking of, there is this little deal the girls have made but one change has been made since we recorded. The deadline. Send us a donation of over $5 before November 16th at midnight Pacific Time and you will get emailed photo shots of Dah and Victoria breasts.
7. 102: Horrific Things I Would Pay To See http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 48.81Mb) Description: We start right off this episode with Sarah Palin trying to make our children retarded. We have cow news, a new segment and Victoria has an awesome list. Of course there's Game of the Week action and Things I Learned From TV. We question the reasoning behind some professional athletes having a pantsless party together, review a recent baby shower we attended which of course leads to a quick discussion on a baby with a rather interesting mutation and detail my new long vacation. Add in an article about connecting beer and religion and all of this gets wrapped up in under 54 minutes. Go vote for us on Podcastawards.com! We're nominated for the Entertainment category and need all the help we can get! Remember only one vote every 24 hours. Play fair! Also you might get emailed a verification request. If you don't click the link on the email, your vote will not count! Also, vote for Audiobuzzed, I Love Lard, The Jamhole, Brother Love Notes, Twentyhood, Tips From the Top Floor, Never Not Funny, Irish & Celtic Music Podcast and Typical Mac User
8. 101: Introduction to Uncast http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 68.95Mb) Description: Your lesson is about to begin! We start easy with Tarot for Dummies, move on to a few observations and Daniel brings an awesome list to the table! After this, it gets a bit tougher with Kitlers, What Victoria learned from TV this week, the NFL season so far including recaps of weeks 6 & 7 and 3 games of the week with 2 results. Question for the audience: For business cards, is it OK to use an MA even if your MA doesn't have anything to do with your position? Phd? We get a last minute email from a listener about show 100 and we end the show with our new personal political mottos. ANNOUNCEMENT! We have a few people to thank. Namely YOU! Thanks so much and your efforts paid off. We have indeed been nominated as one of the 10 finalists for the 2008 Entertainment Podcast of the Year. We have some friends who were finalists for Podcast Awards as well! Starting October 23rd and once every 24 hours we need, want, beg and DEMAND that you go out and vote for the following shows: People's Choice: Irish & Celtic Music Podcast Best Video Podcast: Brother Love Notes (support BroLo here) Comedy: Never Not Funny Education: Tips From The Top Floor Entertainment: UNCAST! Food and Drink: I Love Lard General: Audiobuzzed Mature : The Jamhole Podsafe Music: Irish & Celtic Music Podcast The rest you can vote based on wherever your heart leads you. VOTE ONCE EVERY 24 HOURS STARTING THURSDAY OCT 23! Help us bring home the trophy!
9. 100b: Communism? Yes! http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 56.18Mb) Description: Part two of a two part celebration of Uncast's 100th episode! We start part two with an mp3 message we got from our friends at Audiobuzzed.com and move right into a submitted letter from my cousin Thomas. This episode includes anal clotting, words that rhyme with orange, a man crashing his car into a map shop, our Uncast Awesome List and a brand new game called "Eat, Kill or Fuck" which we spoke about in a previous episode of the same title. Aaron comes in with a story about his co-worker finding out the Playboy Mansion has quite the handsome cover charge even for invited guests. After this there's a good deal of chaos and confusion and drunken conversation until we come to the end and say good night thanks to the Red Army Chorus. Again this is about an hour and two minutes, so plan your time wisely!
10. 100a: Communism? Yes! http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 57.55Mb) Description: Here it is! Episode 100!!! This one's a two parter. In part one we start right off with a skype conversation the room had with Rhian and Jim from Audiobuzzed including an interruption from our neighbor Tony and both Tonys talking to each other in Russian. Perfect start to a party celebrating Uncast in a Soviet way with the undisciplined format of a capitalist pig dog. We then start the show right off with Becky, our local Jew, accidentally drawing swastikas and the group apparently deciding that The Count from Sesame Street was a pimp. There are various food tastings, an explanation of all that is Booyah, a short mention of OJ finally being found guilty on something and of course the VP debate. We end part one with Butch's story about Jenna Haze visiting his place of employment (no he is not a porn star...yet) and pimping Uncast in the process. Each part is about an hour and three minutes so time your shit wisely. I know how you Westerners like to do things your own way.
11. 099: Sorry I'm Out Of Service http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 46.45Mb) Description: This episode is simple and to the point. We discuss the VP debate, bottomless party ideas, baseball and then move right into two surprises: a portable recording from the car after picking Rachel up from her dad's apartment and late-night Uncast in bed and uncut. Now with loud backgrounds of car engines and a purring cat! All wrapped up nice for you in just over 50 minutes! Song at the end: The Bedlam Bards - Black Leather Band For those that appreciate old Irish folk music with a naughty twist!
12. 098: Eat Kill or Fuck http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 43.27Mb) Description: We have a clueless lady giving us questions a woman should ask her boyfriend. We have a topic from Aaron asking us about cross-cultural food pairings. We discuss why you should tip your bartenders well and what "well" means. Victoria discusses TV shows and introduces another round of Good, Bad or Eh. We learn about a secret fetish of Victoria's and what that means for Daniel. There's a few quick references to NaNoWriMo, an old short story Victoria once wrote becoming reality, the baseball playoffs and our old In-N-Out buddy, Crackhead Bill. All this in a mind pleasing 47 minutes and 16 seconds.
13. 097: Can I Lick It To Make Copies? http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 45.28Mb) Description: Becky's birthday including sushi, cake, beef boxty, Irish music and Pinkberry. Victoria entertains us with random insertions of Bruce Springstein. Daniel has an issue with a sign on new copiers at work. Join the Donut/Bacon campaign for 2008. Victoria brings us an awesome list that no one can take seriously. We recap the game of the week, come up with a new one and Victoria complains about Jeff Reed. There's a history lesson in hobos and if Dick Cheney is a zombie, would you rather he take you from behind or eat your brains? For those not grossed out by the thought, Martha Stewart likes long weiners. We end the episode with a story of an accident with tweezers. As of the release of this episode, Uncast #100 has been recorded but we are still taking audio messages for the show. Send them in to uncast.net@gmail.com and if we get it before the show is finalized, we'll include it. Take care and slainte! This only took us 49 minutes, 27 seconds.
14. 096: The Mounting Pole http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 50.84Mb) Description: Victoria starts us off with a mathematical word problem surrounding 80's new age pop music groups. We then go on to discuss her trip to Los Angeles and the adventures on the train. I bitch about my co-workers and boss, move on to football and wrap up my segment by going off on Malcolm Gladwell. Is he the new L Ron Hubbard? The new Joseph Smith? The new Nietzsche? Is it fair of me to lump him in with these people? We finish the episode by closing the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions. Who will win? Do you agree with the outcomes? Do you care? Write us at uncast.net@gmail.com and tell us how you feel about what we discussed today. Also, episode 100 is just around the corner. YES we will still record the show on Saturday because we're road warriors dammit and we're determined to record 4 shows in 5 days. Email us your mp3 greetings or just give us a list of conversation topics, things you want us to discuss or perhaps you have a story to tell or an opinion that needs to be heard. Have a question for us? All of these things can be sent in to uncast.net@gmail.com or comment on the website at www.uncast.net OR leave a message on our myspace page or Facebook group wall!
15. 095: The Perfect Pull http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 63.47Mb) Description: This show was recorded Friday. Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrgh! Oh yeah, it's no longer Talk Like a Pirate Day. Nevermind. Moving on! In this episode we taste some beers, Victoria brings an awesome list and reviews a musical called "Memphis" as well as the latest Fratelli's concert she attended at the San Diego House of Blues. Victoria brings home some strange chocolates including one with bacon (yay!) but not one with Beckham (yay!). We discuss NaNoWriMo, the November Party and GAME OF THE WEEK...in which Victoria wins yet again. We end the episode with a bit of purse talk and the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions. All this in 1 hour, 9 minutes and 20 seconds. Can ya dig it? BIG ALERT!!! PLEASE go to www.podcastawards.com and vote for Uncast in the Entertainment Category! Also, we like to support our friends so please make the following votes as well. Remember, YOU CAN ONLY VOTE ONCE! Best Produced - Team Drunk Ottawa - www.teamdrunkottawa.com Video Podcast - Brother Love Notes - www.brotherlovenotes.blogspot.com Mo bile Phone Formatted Podcast - KATGtv www.katgtv.com Comedy - Team Drunk Ottawa - www.teamdrunkottawa.com Education - Digital Photography: Tips From the Top Floor - www.tipsfromthetopfloor.com Food and Drink - I Love Lard - www.ilovelard.com General - Audiobuzzed - www.audiobuzzed.com Movies/Film - The Scream Podcast - www.thescreampodcast.com THANK YOU FOR YOUR VOTE! Now Enjoy The Show!
16. 094: Eight Seconds http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 85.53Mb) Description: Uncast enjoyed hosting it's first ever beer tasting party. It was a smashing success. Joining us in on this episode (though mostly heard in the background due to our shitty guest mic) is Allison, Butch, Spence and Tony. Topics jump all over the place so I'm not even giving you any formal notes. Just know there's a couple stories from Butch, the return of Daniel's Redactions, The Food Mascot Tournament of Champions and lots of laughs. We're cramming this 8 seconds into about 93 minutes. Think you can handle it? Guess who can't. PLUG TIME! First, please head out to PodcastAwards.com and vote! Remember you can only vote once so make it count! Nominate Uncast using www.uncast.net as the URL for the Entertainment Category. Here are a few friend casts we'd like you to join us in voting for: Video Podcast - Brother Love Notes - www.brother lovenotes.blogspot.com Mobile Phone Formatted Podcast - KATGtv www.katgtv.com Comedy - Team Drunk Ottawa - www.teamdrunkottawa.c om Education - Juvenile Brain Trust (Armchair Kid Nation) - www.juvenilebraint rust.com Food and Drink - I Love Lard - www.ilovelard.com General - Audiobuzzed - www.audiobuzzed.com Movies/Film - The Scream Podcast - www.thescreampodcast .com Also Episode 100 is coming up! You can send messages or congrats via mp3 or text at uncast.net@gmail.com or if you have any questions for us, things you want to hear us talk about, etc. Send it all! We want to hear from you all out there since it's for you that we're doing this show! So bring it.
17. 093: Oh The Day I'll Have http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 70.96Mb) Description: SO my computer crashed and burned (well not literally but it's definitely a hardware problem) so I've pulled out my old Gateway and we were finally able to record! Topics from this episode include my perfect Saturday. Gotta give some link support to Le Peep's for their great breakfasts, Sportsclips for the most genius idea in a salon for men yet, Metallica and their upcoming Album "Death Magnetic" to hit stores Friday! Also Stone Brewery for their great beer and ID checking abilities and lastly DZ Akins our favorite local Jewish deli. Football season is here! We discuss fantasy football, our first Game of the Week and Victoria's first draft experience in an FFL. We try out Ballast Point Black Marlin Porter and I won't spoil the surprise but I will say I changed my mind after the podcast was over. Victoria did not. Lastly Victoria goes through songs for her fictional album that she came up with during a recent Bob Dylan concert, I bring back some funny answers from past games of Beyond Balderdash with friends and of course Victoria has a few "Who would win in a fight" matchups with an added twist. All this crammed into one short 1:17:30 show.
18. 092: Let Her Cry http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 48.66Mb) Description: This week we keep things simple. We start out with beer, move on to the Olympics and head straight into a breakfast cake fit for a God (cause anyone else would die). I go off on California Prop 8 and Victoria tries to convince me that if molestation were my only chance to save the life of a child, I should do it. Does that offend anyone? Cause it sure offended me! We then quickly discuss the upcoming NFL season and announce the return of the Game of the Week! All this in under an hour. Can you believe it?! Announcements: Congrats to Big Jim (host of Audiobuzzed) for winning the song contest! We'll be sending him an Awesome List box complete with a CD of all our chosen songs from 1978-2008. For those playing along at home, we'll read off the songs on air next episode. Also, it's a new month! Go vote for us on Podcast Alley! You votes help us gain exposure, thus more listeners and more fun! Speaking of, does anyone you know listen to Uncast? NO? Well don't just sit there keeping it to yourself like a greedy pig. Get the word out!
19. 091: Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 67.63Mb) Description: Rachel is back again! This time we go through the week we spent with her including 80s movies, a trip to the mall, a concert, and a few dinners together. The Olympics have been going on, which most of you know, unless you've been living under a rock in which case how are you getting these episodes? We discuss the opening ceremonies, highlights through the first week and of course, Jesus Dick. Don't ask. Just listen. All this and more in a compact 74 minutes.
20. 090: Uncast in Two Acts http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 60.85Mb) Description: This week we take two recordings, one with each guest, and split up the podcast into two acts. For an hour and 7 minutes you get a nice sampling of each guest. In Act One, we meet with Butch to discuss America's obsession with bacon, The Dark Knight and Butch tells us a story. In Act Two, my sister Rachel joins us and we talk about meeting the Dahonays and their cute dog as well as answering some questions from Victoria.
21. Contest Extended- New Deadline August 10 http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: We have extended the contest 1 more week. You now have until August 10th , 12p pacific time to submit your list of 22 songs. Email submissions to uncast.net@gmail.com.
22. 089: Random Shit http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 90.18Mb) Description: We recorded a little something extra with Butch a few weeks back and decided now was as good a time as any to release it. Topics include Uncast bringing Rhian out to San Diego, the iPhone, the KATG hottie contest (down to the semis now), my family "newsletter", babies that look like michelienma (whoever that is), girls on trampolines, God and Anal Chocolate Thunderdome. Oh yeah and this runs 1 hour, 38 minutes and 30 seconds.
23. 088: Enlarged Clitoris Equals Florida http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 73.88Mb) Description: OK long show and short show notes. So here's what we covered: Seven People Who Cheated Death Death of Comedians of Comedy Victoria's New Game: Yay, Boo or Eh? NEW SEGMENT!: New Adventures of Doctor Johnny O'Fuck Random Victoria Stuff This show is nearly 81 minutes of fun! Remember this is the last episode of the contest! You have until noon on Sunday (Pacific Time) to get your entries in. We'll collect them all at that point, tally up the points and announce the winner on the show we record that night. Winner gets an exclusive Uncast Awesome Box including an mp3 CD of all our chosen songs from 1978-2008. Get those submissions in to uncast.net@gmail.com< br/> Also, we're still looking for personal stories, interesting topics you would like to hear us discuss and of course any nude pictures of yourself that you would like to send along. We do accept bribes either through nude photos of you or donations to the cause.
24. 087: The Grand Potato http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 64.79Mb) Description: Well this episode gets interesting in a hurry. We start right off by basically calling the Pope a potato in Prada and move on to the All-Star game and the week's activities. Victoria creates a new rousing game of Cape or Boat. Victoria also decides that in the Heroes universe, she's choosing evil. Oh and on top of that, she has questions to ask the men of the audience: 1. Would you do Seth Green? 2. Who would you go gay for? We discuss two upcoming movies, Canada's odd choice of holidays, an elevator to space and oh yeah, NEW AWESOME LIST. Just in time for the end of the contest. YOU HAVE ONE MORE EPISODE! Enjoy all 70:46 of this episode.
25. 086: Anyone Want To Taste My Tropical Concoction? http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 90.65Mb) Description: Butch joins us this week for more debauchery. We begin with a bit of geek by reviewing books and movies and move onto darker stuff including killing retards, taking advantage of women that pull you into closets, tuna wranglers and two angry beavers. We work with new nicknames as Daniel (Logic Bear), Butch (Pickle Mole) and Victoria (Razzle) get drunk and read off the first awesome list submitted by Cinnamon and read by Razzle. Recommended books: "Positively Fourth Street" by James McManus "Killing Yourself To Live" by Chuck Klosterman "The Dirt" by MÃtley CrÃe Reviewed Movies: Beowulf (by Daniel and Victoria) Hancock (by Butch) Only two more episodes coming out before the contest is done! Hope you're getting your lists together. Enjoy the 1 hour 39 minutes of fun!
26. 085: Sommelier Monkey http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 48.11Mb) Description: Kicking off this show Victoria goes right into her need for a Sommelier Monkey to bring her the appropriate wine whenever she needs one. We go over the past couple weeks and talk about karaoke with DaHonay and Becky including Butch's perfectly time rick-roll combined with me rocking it out, thus balancing out the atmosphere and making for a night of karaoke never to be equaled. Victoria regales us with tales from the cat shelter, Friends of Cats as well as her first lunch at Stone Brewery in San Marcos. We both discover what "Music of the Night" is all about and Victoria rants about deceiving internet advertisements. NO not the pop-up ads. Just listen. It's about 53 minutes long. Remember our contest is still going on until five days after Episode 88 is released. Guess all the songs we've played after the episodes from 78-88 and them with the most correct (or randomly drawn if there's multiple winners) will win a CD of the songs as well as an official Uncast Box of Awesome. This is also a new month so remember to go out and vote for Uncast at Podcast Alley! You can just click here, then click the link they send you to the email address you provide. It's simple!
27. A Very Special Uncast: 30th Birthday Spectacular! http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 46.01Mb) Description: Not going to clog this one up with notes. It's 50 minutes long and it may be the greatest thing we've ever released. Come along for the ride as we are having the night of our lives.
28. 084: We All Scream For Ice Cream http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 84.68Mb) Description: DaHonay joins us as we reminisce about the past weekend celebration of Victoria's xx birthday! It starts with chores and moves to PARTAY! Listen and enjoy to the 90 minutes of fun!
29. 083: This One Will Have Balls of Granite http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 58.22Mb) Description: Victoria and Becky have a ladies day out which includes: Haircuts (picture to be posted later), lunch at Saffron, sneaking booze into Sex and The City and frozen yogurt from Golden Spoon. Meanwhile, I get a photography job offer, enjoy a weekend virtually alone and our patio (and my dartboard cabinet) gets rained on by soap. We also discuss latest news like the acquittal of R. Kelly and the deaths of Tim Russert and Charlie Jones. Who's the next NBC personality to go? We include a list of badass last words and share some stories of Victoria's day at the Del Mar Fair. This blue ribbon winner weighs in at 1:03:35. Don't forget we still have the "name that song" contest going until five days after we release episode 88! Start getting your list filled out!
30. Today is Daniel's Birthday! http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Celebrate the old man!
31. 082: He Popped My Hymie! http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 38.45Mb) Description: A very interesting show indeed. We start out with new equipment that won't work and move on to some observations Victoria made recently. Among those observations are the following: music and math lead to clowns being midnight tokers, the philosophy of little people, things that share a love of forts, shamateurism, the conundrum that exists in a hummus and ham sandwich and cats from Ancient Egypt to the Internet. Speaking of cats, Cinnamon finally struck back after all the abuse she's taken over the last 81 episodes. I don't know what her problem is really. We let her appear on every show. Victoria brings us another great Awesome List! We also come with two articles from Reuters: 1. How does a man have a heart attack on Hawai'i? Was it the poi? 2. Is it cheating if you weren't technically married at the time? Oh and have you all noticed something a little different at the end of the last few episodes, say from episode 78 on? Well... WE HAVE A NEW CONTEST!!! To celebrate our 30th birthdays, we're playing our favorite songs from each year of our lives. 1978 being Episode 78 and so forth, we each chose one song each from that year as our favorite making sure none repeated. It is your job to guess the song title and band by listening to the short clips we play at the end of each episode from 78 to 88. Because waiting until 108 would be too long and we wanna give you your prize! The deadline is five days after Episode 88 is released. SO be sure you listen to that last episode quickly and get those entries in to us at uncast.net@gmail.com The prize will be an mp3 CD of all the songs 1978-2008, an Awesome List prize pack and a plethora of small trinkets and surprises. Oh and isn't this a coincidence? At the time we recorded the episode, Chipper Jones was hitting .420. The length of the episode? 42.0 minutes exactly. Is it magic or are you just high?
32. 081: Isn't Grace Slick Dead? http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 56.20Mb) Description: There is a ton to consume in this episode. We start out with fresh deep fried charioke, a bowl of boiled sequels, birthday cake and a plate of sadness. We have a new segment based on dreams and we ask you to submit one or both of the following: 1. What is the strangest job you have dreamed of? 2. What is the weirdest and/or most awesome dream you can remember? We rant about kids in the store and parents who don't watch after their kids. We had some cousins visit for dinner and we talk about the good time we had. All this comes to you in just over 61 minutes. In the episode I read this and wanted to include it in the show notes for full effect. It's an excerpt from Isaiah 66 written in lolcatspeak with some words changed to fit references to the dear friend and listener we lost last week, Anthony Hartman, aka windowsanddoors. We love you and will miss you forever...here it is: "rejoice wif anfonee an be glad foars him, evryones dat luvs him; be not st00pid n00bs ovar him, All u hoo mourn ovar him. 4 u wil b nursin teh comfortin titties on paltawks; yooz drink the bud ice milk til u spitz on yooself an smilz cuz u iz drunk." dis ar wut the ceiling cat sayz: "ur joiz let me show u them. iz gonna giv bearz 2 dem like ovrflwd milk dish, an cheezburgers ov nashuns liek mak donulz; u will b lik nomnomnom an be carrid the arm ov teh hoomen, and her warez soft woolz, an dangld on her kneez as hoomens comferts thems kittehs, iz wil so comferts u; an be comfertd ovar anfonee."when u c dis, ur hart wil tink it has cheezburger an u wil be happy cat an evrythins; srsly. Also, it's the first episode of the month so you all know what that means. Go vote for us on Podcast Alley! We know there are hundreds of you out there so we hope to see at least tens of you voting!
33. 080: Charlie Problems? http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 65.88Mb) Description: This week Cinnamon goes to the vet and we have to ask the eternal question: How easy is Easy Mac? We have a very special announcement that we're pretty excited about. Victoria tests our morality (or lack thereof) and we discuss some of why people come up with the morals they do. OH! I also have some redactions! We go through the third round of the FMTC and end the episode with a story about a minor league pitcher being traded for bats and why does a team from Calgary need Maple bats? Do they not have maple trees in Canada? Show length? Same as last week. Look back on it.
34. 079: Only Whores Eat Cherries http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 65.78Mb) Description: Topics for this episode include: We start out discussing Victoria's first experience with a fresh cherry. We move on to seeing a full jar of pasta sauce on the side of the road and that moves us to Hobo news. Victoria then starts in with an American Idol season finale recap, a theory about gays being like dead people and a review of the movie, Enchanted. She asks me and so I ask you: Which of the major Disney heroines would you have sex with? Which one, do you think, is the biggest bitch? We talk a bit about Jesus band-aids and then we get to know Daniel by using some profile questions found on SuicideGirls.com. Don't forget to email us with any topics, questions or personal stories that you would like us to discuss, answer or tackle on the show. This episode is over 71 minutes long. Enjoy!
35. 078: Go Back To Your Corner http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 42.88Mb) Description: This week I got called on a jury, Victoria reads disgusting remedies for simple ailments and why did Rush decide to write songs in code? California courts have ruled a law defining marriage as only between a man and a woman as unconstitutional. We're all heading to the chapel in 46:51. We continue the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions and Victoria reviews the movie, Once. Email us and vote on Podcast Alley!
36. 077: He Took His Teeth Out & Smiled At You! http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 64.30Mb) Description: This week we want to send out mega Happy Mother's Day wishes to our own moms and all the moms out there who listen. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's discuss cannibalism, monkeyballs, muxtape.com and we come out with a new segment based on topics that frequently come out on passiveaggressivenotes.com. This week, it has brought up a question that we now pose to our listeners: who is worse when it comes to cleanliness in the lavoratory, men or women? We end the show talking about the 18 things a grown man shouldn't have. The show ends right around the 80 minute mark.
37. 076: Apologies to Everyone http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 70.42Mb) Description: We have Butch in the house yet again. We start out with a rebuttal from our last show. Followed by no apology whatsoever from the offender. Victoria comes at us with the latest Awesome List, we recap the live show for This American Life, review Forgetting Sarah Marshall and discuss a special TDSC meet up at Corvette Diner and Casa de Uncast followed by a brunch at Studio Diner. May is here! VOTE FOR US at Podcast Alley! Also we have announced a party for Victoria's birthday. She expects NOTHING. However, if that's not good enough for you, feel free to go here or here and buy her something. This episode comes in around 75 minutes. Enjoy.
38. 075: I Like 'em Special http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 96.59Mb) Description: It's an all-male Uncast this week! WE HAVE A NEW GUEST! Tony, a friend of ours since Jr High is with us tonight and Butch joins us as well with NO VICTORIA. We learn all about Tony and his trips to Antarctica. Butch regales us with tales from Malley Gras 2008 in New York City and we fail at getting an article out about a Chinese Penis Restaurant. Dirt is spread, booze is drunk and we end the night with Blazing Saddles. TWO SONGS tonight: "Chocolate" by Illegales & "Lotion" by The GreensKeepers Links for the week: Failed Article Tony's Photo Site Butchrosser.net and theisle.wordpress.com Nice Guy Eddie's Brooklyn Brewery Keith and The Girl Brother Love
39. 074: Homesick http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 64.79Mb) Description: We're back! Home at last and sick as hell. In this episode we finish up our stories from the cruise including the terrible entertainment, the greatness that is the Pacific Northwest and quite possibly the worst comedian we've ever heard. We make fun of a few people (including ourselves), enjoy good food and drink (links below) and endure a 5 hour wait in San Francisco Int'l Airport. PLEASE check these places out and if you're in these towns, we highly recommend them: The Crab House at Pier 39 The Buena Vista (Enjoy the best Irish Coffee at the place that invented it) Pyramid Alehouse Japa Dog Irish Times Pub
40. Episode 74 delayed http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: We are back from our cruise and both Daniel and I are recovering from colds. Episode 74 is a bit delayed but should be out by the end of the week.
41. 073: It's Not My Fault http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 34.66Mb) Description: This is our first installment on the road. We discuss ditsy girls in the airport, a confused Russian shuttle driver and San Francisco. We enjoy a very touristy San Francisco vacation which includes dinner at the Grubstake Diner, a tour of Alcatraz Island, lunch at The Crabhouse on Pier 39, a ride on the Cable Car, a ballgame at AT&T Park and of course Irish Coffee at the Buena Vista Cafe to come. This one is a short 37:52. Expect the next stop to be a bit longer as we talk about our days onboard the Celebrity Mercury and our stops in Astoria and Seattle.
42. 072: The Bukkake Episode http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 48.03Mb) Description: This episode includes discussions on training your mate, my late-little sister Stephanie's birthday, cruise stuff, and a number of other things too glorious to mention. How's that for show notes? Oh, did I mention there are some redactions? Oh and of course: BUKKAKE. That's right I said it. Boo-Cock-E. This one is standing tall and shooting off at 52:27.
43. 071: Pickin Up Stiches and Stabbin Bitches http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 49.39Mb) Description: Lots to talk about this week. It gets serious with the China v Tibet issue, the Olympics, etc and gets a bit goofy with talking racoons, hawks attacking kids and Baby Mama. We're going to see This American Life next month, getting ready for the upcoming cruise and of course we continue the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions. Count this one in at 53:57
44. 070: I Love You, I'm Sorry http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 62.95Mb) Description: This week we discuss other podcasts, hobos, and Wrestlemania XXIV. The Marines had a good week and this leads to Victoria's odd request involving the A-Team. That in turn leads into a discussion about Mr T before we're finally able to move on. We complete the last bracket of the first round in the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions. Also we introduce a new challenger for David Beckham since his battle with bacon ended in a draw. Bacon's next opponent is to be named later. Victoria wants to know what language she should learn while we're on the cruise. Please tell us by leaving us a comment or emailing us. Vote for us on Podcast Alley!!! Also, don't forget to donate using the buttons on the website to help Daniel drink on the cruise! PLEASE don't let him go sober all week among all those elderlies.
45. 069: That's How Bitches Get Shot http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 52.93Mb) Description: Episode 69 is here! Octal 69 is 105. Hexa 105 is 69. Now that 69 is no longer sexy, let's get to the show notes. Food Mascot Tournament of Champions continues. We read a list sent to me by my cousin that came from some L.A. pretentious retard about why California is better or some stupid shit. Sal Monella is showing up in more places at once than I think is possible. There must be a conspiracy goin and we think it involves cranes. Victoria gets a rape whistle and when she might need to use it...like the next time I get Jesus angry.There's ball removal, SUV's knocking people off their toilets and baseball. Seriously, is there anything we won't talk about? That's why we're Uncast! This one rides in at 57:50
46. Get Daniel Drunk! http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Donate now to help Daniel drink on the Cruise. He will only drink based on donations. We have created a simple system to help you choose how drunk you want Daniel to be- Black ($5); Red ($10); Blue ($20) Sure for the price of a cup of coffee you could save a child in some country. But we live in America and Daniel will be on a boat with my parents completely sober if you don't donate. He will have to watch the Celebrity Cruise dancers, sober. He will have to watch old people tear each other up for B9. Donate now if you want to support your nation. I approve this message.
47. 068: Don't Stick Your Dick In A Tainted Melon http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 66.46Mb) Description: This week we talk about Easter weekend. This includes the obvious, like Jesus, the Chicken of God. This also includes Studio Diner, why IN-N-Out should be open on Easter, the argument about having lamb as Easter dinner, Victoria glorious "Peep Show" creation and why basketball is for children. We go through the 25 most disturbing sex toys according to our friends at Cracked.com and wonder if we're going to hell in the name of humor. Of course Easter couldn't be over without more announcements by the Catholic Church. This time it's in the form of seven modern mortal sins. We discuss them all and why the church is breaking them voluntarily. I guess when the Pope is sitting in St Peter's chair, he really is infallible. We discuss the bacon v. Beckham saga again and Victoria has an awesome list! You can expect Easter Dinner in exactly 1:12:36
48. 067: The Dungeon Master http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 65.26Mb) Description: This week we review UNniversary 2008 and finally the truth about "The Savage Garden Incident" comes out. We also get some topics out that were supposed to be part of the UNniversary show and got left out. We also introduce a new segment to the show: The Food Mascot Tournament of Champions. This one will be repeated. Thanks to all our listeners for sharing a year with us. We hope to bring you many more so stay tuned. This one is a tad bit shorter at 1:11:17
49. 066: It Smells Like Delicious Ass http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 92.33Mb) Description: This is UNniversary 2008! We have reached one year in podcasting. So what do we do? We do what we promised to do in Episode One: celebrate with more people. On this show we have Butch, Becky, Aaron, Marina and Allison with us as we broadcast the FIRST EVER LIVE UNCAST EPISODE! Now let's get down to the topics: Dwarves Can't Be Ninjas We Pick On Rachel Presto! Print Emails and Photos Without a Computer! Aaron's Grandma Will Kill You A Nine-Year Old Sets a Van On Fire A Tornado Hits Atlanta (We hope Beerchick is OK) We Talk Literature Victoria Outs Me About Choosing Savage Garden For Our First Dance Right. Victoria and Marina are getting eaten out by their pets, Butch is tripping and falling on dicks, Aaron has a lethal Grandma and yet I'M the one who's the terrible human being because when I was 21 I had bad taste in music and chose the worst possible moment to express it. Notice: Victoria did not object at all to that song until MONTHS after the wedding was over. She didn't stop me. She never objected. In fact, I remember her bringing up the idea of the song but let's not get into who's memory of things is correct. Either way neither of us stopped the other and so however it truly went down...we're in this together. It's time for a second wedding. HOLD ONTO YOUR SOCKS...this comes in and 1:40:51. That's right..almost two hours.
50. 065: If You Stuck a Finger in Me and Pulled Out a Plum... http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 39.53Mb) Description: 20 years ago we all got rickrolled as "Never Gonna Give You Up" reached #1 on the charts. This episode was all on me since I bring damn near everything on the table and Victoria adds a nursery rhyme and a play on a children's story. We also discuss weed as an aid for Altzheimers, reasons why you teetotalers need to start drinking more alcohol, more redactions and apparently the latest winner of the "Ugly Dog Contest" hails from San Diego and goes by the name of Victoria. How interesting. This one checks in at 43:11 Check these out: Mark Kistler's Secret City Adventures Mural Cannabis Offers Hope to Altzheimers Patients Reasons To Start Drinking Alcohol 48 Blinded as They Stare At Image of Virgin Mary In the Sun Victoria wins Ugliest Dog Contest and of course...VOTE FOR US!!! Podcast Alley & Bloggers Choice Awards
51. 064: Instincts and Reflexes http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 45.33Mb) Description: For this Episode Victoria has a grand plan to create a comic book based on a serial killer and Bon Jovi songs. We visit my cousin Thomas and together the three of us beat his family at Go Fish! There's a very special PSA from Victoria and we discuss some of the worst jobs in history. The show ends with my rant against Daylight Saving Time. This show ends abruptly at 49:31. UNniversary 2008 is Saturday night and we're putting together the final preparations for the party and our show will be broadcast live on PalTalk at 11pm EST. As always, please vote for the show at Podcast Alley. At the moment we're tied for 100th exactly. Help get us firmly in the top 50!
52. 063: Blood Sausage and 200 Pennies http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 47.69Mb) Description: Happy Birthday to Dr Seuss, were he still with us. In this episode we discuss baseball, carpet cleaning disasters, scientific discovery involving vodka, why one should maybe not use a blowtorch to clear snow and a bunch of students pay for lunch with pennies. We discover that for some troops, saying goodbye just isn't enough. There's more redactions from him, an awesome list from her and we all learn a valuable lesson: Apparently we're all just a bunch of self-entitled brats. This one ties up at 52:05. As always, email us at uncast.net@gmail.com and please vote for us at Podcast Alley!
53. 062: Seek Ye Out The Cyberdwarf http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 36.11Mb) Description: Today there's a whole assload of things to talk about but we only get through a shitload due to the time consuming greatness that is Shut Up & Jam: GAIDEN. Firefighter Chic gave us a great idea for an Uncast Threesome. Her idea was scotch, vodka and Tabasco sauce but we believe scotch isn't a mixing drink and so we say the official Uncast threesome is: Midori, Vodka and a mixer of your choice (depending on who that third party is). We also discuss The Cursed Chair of Ed/Com & our taste testing at the local Ben & Jerry's. Time: 39:27
54. 061: Why do I have to be Seth Rogan? http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 63.47Mb) Description: Becky joins us for the Academy Awards Show and as always the girls have plenty to talk about but in the end, who won the victory cheesecake? That's right...Daniel. Also discussed is the Jabbawockeez of San Diego from America's Best Dance Crew, My Fair Lady, bad baristas, cereal mascots you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley and there's nothing worse than a deaf person that babbles. Coming in at nearly seventy minutes this isn't for the small of stomach or the busy of persons. Shout outs this week go to Sixx AM and Diablo Cody Also, it's the first show of the month. Get those votes out on Podcast Alley!
55. 060: You Cannot Put Your Lotion In Her Basket http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 65.02Mb) Description: We start out with shoes, stamps, American Idol and Pro Wrestling. We move on to the world's worst entrees, a crazy cashier at Target and my bad back. We end it with Cinnamon and her box and of course there's the reminder about the upcoming UNniversary party. This one follows the old 1:11:01 routine. Proceed with caution.
56. 059: What the Fuck is Cherry Wine? http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 39.24Mb) Description: Becky joins us for this one and let's just say it gets a bit chaotic. From lightning to wrestling, cake and Alice in Wonderland. You never know what's going to come next! 42:51
57. 058: Face Down At Mary Kate's http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 88.10Mb) Description: Butch joins us once again for another long episode. Topics of the evening include Daft Punk, Dennis Miller, making Victoria cry, Butch's Birthday Evening, Dwight Howard and just how soon is too soon? The EPL wants to come to the USA, there's a Cool Ranch conundrum, Joe Buck can suck a nut (Not mine please!) and I do something romantic! This episode measures a lengthy ONE HOUR THIRTY-SIX MINUTES AND FOURTEEN SECONDS!
58. 057: Your Dip To Stick Ratio Is All Fucked Up http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 72.30Mb) Description: This episode is full of whackiness. Watch out folks! Victoria drops her hatred of Lance Burton for a moment to hate on local weatherman, Joe Lizura. We discuss Valentine gifts, Fun Dip, and we discuss God. Yeah that's right. God. I rag on my mom for sending me a chain letter about illegal aliens when we have illegal alienism in our heritage and she's a leech on the government. There's also pathetic topics about bars at closing time, selective sperm, bum trash and badass POTUS. Oh and there's something about David Beckam but I can hardly remember. Can you? I didn't think so. HOUR 18 minutes and 58 seconds for this.
59. 056: Fluffernutter, Fruit and Mr Coffee http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 37.81Mb) Description: First an R.I.P. to Roy Scheider. We don't want you coming to eat our brains later. "We're gonna need a bigger skull." So topics include a lot of food. There's hybrid fruit, Mr Coffee, my mostly food-themed awesome list and frankly the two of us are pretty tasty. Victoria adds on a few amendments to her last list and we review some more movies. 41:19 for this monster.
60. 055: The Baby Fights Back, The Beer Doesn't http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 36.26Mb) Description: This episode is straight and to the point. Victoria starts us off with some observations about the cat and we both share our own observations of the Presidents primaries. Victoria wants to start a new musical and a new business centered around how one might tell their ex that they should probably be tested. We hear about on mother who can't tell her baby from her six-pack and Victoria gives out some marital advice. This one's short: 39:37. Homework for the fans: What are you giving up for lent? If you aren't catholic, first off, thanks for not being evil and second, tell us something you'd give up for a greater good. Check this out: Persepolis
61. Pardon our reach http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Our apologies for Episode 54. Apparently, if you upload a file, it never gets deleted. If you try to overwrite that file with a fixed one that has the same name, somehow the old file stays online. So, I had to go through a few versions of the file before one existed that worked properly. Those who heard the old file, what I corrected was my rewrite of the first verse to "Stronger". The old version sounds like crap and so I stripped it and re-recorded it. Uncast054fixed.mp3 should be the correct file. Delete all the other versions of the episode on your iTunes. Again our apologies for the issues. I don't anticipate this happening again now that I know how Libsyn works.
62. 054: Two Hands, One Helmet http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 59.77Mb) Description: Episode 54 is packed in with a totes-load of topics. Among them a night of disappointing commercials but a game that was anything but. We discuss Animal Planet getting stupid for the fourth time, signs from the bridge, Groundhog's Day, McDonaldland being thrown into chaos, Burger King and his discples and transvestite chickens. Yeah, you read that right. OH and somewhere in the second half, Victoria wants to play a game. I bet you can't guess what it is before you listen to this episode. Time left on the clock reads 1:05:17. That's over an hour for those scoring at home. Plugs of the Week I Love Lard Podcast The Scream Podcast Carnivale TV Series Of course there's our own plugs: uncast.net@gmail.com www.uncast.net www.myspace.com/uncast Two reminders: 1. Please submit your favorite moments from past Uncast episodes. We'll put them together for some "greatest hits" episodes to be played in the future. 2. It's a new month! Time to vote again on Podcast Alley! We came in much lower than we'd have liked last month. Help get Uncast into the top 50. Now it's time to play sing-a-long. About 19:40 into the podcast, I play a remix I wrote to the 1st verse of Kanye West's "Stronger". Here are the lyrics... Should've lost tonight Should've been like Randy Moss tonight Instead they showed up and were the boss tonight Didn't give a fuck the Pats were perfect, right? Awesome. Manning to Burress for the score Damn, they don't make 'em like this anymore I ask cause I'm not sure, Did anyone see that damn final score? Bow in the presence of greatness 'Cause though you all had forsaken us And we were not impress by your lateness You can (still) celebrate, sip on some Cris' So go ahead, go nuts, go ape shit Especially in your new blue and red shit Act like you been here since Eight-Six Even without a pick-six, we'll take this, haters.
63. 053: Before He Was a Conqueror, William Was a Bastard http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 50.77Mb) Description: Happy Croissant Day!! Well, when we recorded this, anyways. This we we have TWO lists: The Top 5 Pop Culture Games You've Never Played & Seven Things the World Doesnât Need More Of Victoria discusses singing karaoke and Jane Austen movies while I bring up such intelligent topics as headless rats shipped to England. We talk about interviewing processes for jobs and how we can make the process as interviewers more interesting. This ends with Victoria interviewing me for my own hosting job and I end up not only getting hired but acquiring a new title: Lord Joe Daniel III Jr Esq PhD DDS Her words? âIâll hire you because I Need to Finish This Showâ? The KATG room in Paltalk submitted topics for us and here they are: NYC, this fucked up weather, how awesome Tucson is and clowns are creepy. This show clocks in at 55:28
64. 052: I've Got a Bag of Tricks http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 44.63Mb) Description: It's topics galore on Uncast! We start off talking about our powers and end with a little advice for antelopes. In between there's a restaurant review, movie review, a possible refund and dress codes on cruises. BTW, I need you all to submit ways that I can stay within their dress code while making a very obvious "Fuck You" statement about their "jacket required" rule. We discuss possible gifts for friends, monsters, game shows, recent awesome home cooked meals and Victoria gets dickalicious. Last but not least we need everyone to send us your favorite moments from past episodes. I'll be putting together some "greatest hits" shows just in case we're gone and it's better to start now than when we're at show 500. Cook time: 48:45
65. All Systems go! http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Not sure why but episode 51 originally only uploaded part of the show file. I deleted the post, reuploaded the file and posted the episode again. If you check iTunes, there should be a second file that runs just over 49 minutes. If that's not the case, please let me know. Of course, at that point I'll be all out of ideas but we can have fun enjoying the chaos of it all. Thanks guys for keeping us posted! Keep that communication coming!
66. 051: Dear God... http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 44.96Mb) Description: This week we read letters to God from children all over the country, talk about diseased penis and what item we'd fight for most in the case of a divorce. Don't freak people. Things are just fine in the Uncast household. Victoria gives us another American Idol review, redacts one of her awesome list features and we take a trip down memory lane and ask all of you to give us the cereals, toys and cartoons you loved most as kids. We finish up the episode with tarot card readings inspired by the appearance of Robert Alvarez on Keith and The Girl. This one clocks in at 49:07.
67. 050: Estrogencast II http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 45.63Mb) Description: This show is done sans Daniel as Becky and Victoria discuss strippers, poles, a feigned attempt to talk football and knitting. There's more talk about TV shows, men, sex and a story from a dog about its owners Roomba.
68. 049: Orange Fuck You Up the Ass http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 49.43Mb) Description: Butch joins us again as we discuss drinking, a get together to meet our favorite Kiwis, giant white cock and Butch reaches a new low. Victoria teaches us that it's not the size of your cupcake, it's what you call it. We talk about strange baby naming strategies and try to convince Victoria that Tony Sinclair is annoying. We taste test the new Cherry Chocolate Dr Pepper and in the end we all want to go where everybody knows your name...or at least what brand you drink. This show clocks in at 1:08:55
69. 048: Iâm Peter Falking Her http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 39.78Mb) Description: We start this right off with an apology. I let everyone know that Victoria is not a racist for thinking Nate and Snoop Dogg are related. They are in fact cousins. Now moving on we do learn later that she is a bigot. Well you say tomato, I say go fuck yourself. We go through the losers from American Idol, which of course are the ones who watch. That would be us for anyone counting. We rename smores brownies "Smrownies" and I have more redactions to make from old episodes. Did you all do your homework? This one weighs in at 47:21.
70. 047: The News Is Not Taped http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 43.32Mb) Description: This week there's plenty to talk about from the NFL playoffs, thoughtless co-workers, Victoria's review of Sweeney Todd and a return of everyone's favorite segment: Daniel's Redactions. That's right folks, it's back! Oh and did I forget? We learn a little Irish as well. You have to listen to the end this time. This one coming in at 47:19.
71. 046: It Always Involves a Dead Friend http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 59.39Mb) Description: This week we discuss our upside down buttons, Juno, the Studio Diner, a story that sounds a bit like something from Weekend at Bernies, titles, monkey prostitution and Victoria has another Awesome List! Lastly, we have a friend who's having a birthday next month. This friend has sent us (and other people on their list I'm sure) an invitation to this event five times in five different ways. Oh and on MySpace, this invitation has been sent twice a day for about a week. We get it. You don't want to be the only one at your little party. We'll be there.
72. 045: City of Magic and Titties http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 78.84Mb) Description: We're back from our trip out to Las Vegas to celebrate New Years Eve 2007 and New Years Day 2008! With a mix of our own commentary comes a couple new guests to the Uncast family: Legion and Mr. DaHonay. We discuss the Brother Love concert featuring Chemda at the New York/New York Hotel's Bridge Bash. Since we spent a few days in Vegas, we also discuss tourists, beer in odd containers, the M&M store, people handing out cards, and of course magic and titties since that's basically what Vegas is all about. Sorry, not much for the gambling kiddies. It's all bare female breasts for this podcast. Oh and Keith and The Girl who with Brother Love helped make this the best New Years Eve ever. AND with the new year comes a new request: V OTE for Uncast at Podcast Alley! Here are some pictures of the event...and more from others. Check out Keith and The Girl at www.keithandthegirl.co m and check out Brother Love at www.brotherloverocks. com Purchase some KATG merchandise and buy Brother Love's CDs! EDIT A correction needs to be made: I got a PM this morning from Memecherry letting me know that I had accidentally misquoted her regarding the Mikey situation. Here's what she told me: "What I actually said was that we were just friends, and only friends the whole time, and if anything he had a thing for Chemda." Just making sure we get our facts straight here. Apologies to Memecherry and to Mikey for the misquote.
73. 044: A Pantagruel of Truth http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 115.65Mb) Description: This week we recap our Christmases, discuss the next best thing, Boxing Day criminal offenses, some stories from Butch and there's A LOT of drinking. We also announce the winner of the 2007 Christmas Gift Story Contest. 2008 I believe will have to be just the Christmas Story Contest as one entry was truly awesome but couldn't win by technicality.
74. 043: Uncast Christmas 2007 http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 49.12Mb) Description: It's Christmas time! Surely this is being released a day late but we recorded this on Christmas Eve. Victoria tracks Santa's progress with NORAD as we go through tales of the last week, our own Christmas Awesome Lists, we discover Rockstar Energy Drinks and I have a need to piss on the Highway of Holiness. Victoria gives us the celebrity surprise of 2007 and as Santa heads our way, we head to bed with visions of vodka and scotch in our heads. There are still a few hours left to submit your Christmas gift stories. If you can get them in by the time you go to bed tonight, we'll read them and have a winner announced tomorrow night when we record episode 44 with Butch. Send those stories to us via email to uncast.net@gmail.com. Wishing you and yours the best of success, health, happiness and love this winter season.
75. 042: Thank Yous All Around http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 30.65Mb) Description: In this episode we talk about the fun of the postal service (not the band), the gifts Victoria has recieved so far, the amazing generosity of our listners, game of the week, and Cinnamon's in trouble again. Oh noes. This year is almost over and we want to take a moment to thank all of our listeners. You have been great with your comments, support, gifts and most importanly just listening. Thank you for spreading the word and helping our show get off the ground with a great start. We hope to bring you much more in 2008. Thanks! Remember, we are still looking for your greatest/worst Christmas Gift stories! We've already got some good ones, so get yours in. The best story will win an Uncast t-shirt literally off our backs. The deadline for submissions has been extended!!! Send your story to: uncast.net@gmail.com You have until Christmas Day at noon. At that time Victoria and I will sit down in front of the tree and read all the stories together. We'll pick the best one by the time we record Episode 44 on December 27th and the winner will be announced then. We'll release the episode on Saturday, December 29th and as soon as the winner contacts us with mailing information, we'll send the shirt right out!
76. 041: Basket Full of Ankle Socks http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 55.37Mb) Description: This week we discuss bringing Keithisms into child rearing, Victoria's review of a recent Tori Amos concert, our new car, the annoying waitress at Coco's, Holiday Party Tales, bad Greatest Hits Albums, a new term for masturbation, Sweeney Todd and of course it's time we recognized Brother Love again and pimped his site and awesome music. www.brotherloverocks.com Also, if you could only choose one friend, who would it be: Superman or Batman?
77. 040: Panty Liners and Pokemon http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 46.39Mb) Description: This week we relive stories of the Uncast 39 After Party. Sad that it wasn't recorded however the word is out and people like Victoria drunk SO that said, we have a donate button on our webpage at www.uncast.net DONATE and help us keep Victoria stocked in Vodka! Victoria discusses American's Next Top Model much to my objection. Becky joins us to help bake for the winter season and we discuss the horrors of the Christmas shopping season. Namely crowds, traffic and the disrespectful. Speaking of that, we want stories! What was your best or worst Christmas gift and what's the story behind it? The best story we get by December 22nd at noon Pacific Time will get an Uncast t-shirt! We'll announce the winner on the episode immediately following Christmas. Send your submissions (yes there can be more than one..ONE best and ONE worst) to uncast.net@gmail.com Daniel's Awesome List 10 - Cost Plus 9 - Family 8 - My new lens 7 - Cinnamon 6 - Rainy weather 5 - Comfy Sweaters 4 - Booze! 3 - In-N-Out 2 - Team Paltalk 1 - Victoria Game of the week Detroit wins and I win!! The Vikings won 42-10. This week we're recording on Sunday so it's the Monday night game, New Orleans vs Atlanta. Who'd have thought when the NFL were deciding on Monday Night games that this would be a shitty matchup? As always, PLEASE vote for us on Podcast Alley.
78. 039: You Cannot Come Into My Tuning Fork Tub http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 110.39Mb) Description: Butch joins us after a long absence. We discuss college football, women with strange accents, music and we all get blitzed. Victoria and I do our version of "Can I Get A" for the ghetto challenged BY the ghetto challenged. Butch even brings an awesome list. Around 1:10 into the podcast, it all goes to hell. Listen though, cause it's funny as hell. I'M not the one loaded off my gourde. Links for the show: Party Ben Mark Ronson's "Authentic Shit" Podcast Kristen Bell COMPLEX Magazine shoot We have wish lists for Christmas!!! Butch's Wish List Daniel's Wish List Victoria's Wish List Oh and ladies, Victoria needs a Rabbit and I don't mean the furry animal. This episode brings us into a new month. That means Podcast Alley! GO VOTE!
79. 038: I Gots the Whooping Cough http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 45.12Mb) Description: This week Becky joins us and we share Thanksgiving highlights, Victoria's penchant for the old and the gay, party fouls and Becky brings a few topics to the table.
80. 037: Mr Darcy Drinks Too Much http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 61.55Mb) Description: OW! Daniel's back! The boring me is gone and Uncast is free at last! This week Victoria tries to sabotage the show titles, I make a confession, we hear about the pledge of allegiance, role play, Lazy Sunday the Victoria version, firefighters failing, and of course the upcoming holidays. She gets me to talk about my feelings. Somehow it's still fucking hilarious. Oh and Jesus Bear died for your sins. Victoria wanted to say that but didn't spit it out before I hit the STOP button.
81. 036: Mayor Joe Rogans http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 57.50Mb) Description: It's blogs galore on Uncast! Check these out! Daniel Victoria Rachel Butch Aaron We discuss the possibility of a Porn Pyramid Scheme, Ninja Porn, odd jobs for out of work actors and talk show hosts, the Dolphins earn their first win but they can't save a cow who threw himself 200ft off a cliff and into oncoming traffic. We found an article claiming that women can't cook and pose the question: Who would win in a fight? Zorak or Larry King?
82. 035: You Say Tomato, I Say You're A Crack Whore http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 44.07Mb) Description: Becky joins us for this episode and joins us in discussions of more tattoos, Halloween, philosophies behind the 72 virgins myth, toothpaste flavors and the crunk cup. We went to the Escondido Renaissance Faire and we have a little fun at the thought that the person portraying Queen Elizabeth might be a guy. We also went to the Oceanaire Seafood Room and she liked it but I'm calling it my choice for Restaurant of the Year in 2007 for San Diego. Victoria reviews the song "Bed" by J Holiday. Check it out: www.theoceanaire.com< br/> Also, keep voting for us on Podcast Alley. We're getting dangerously close to dropping out of the top 50.
83. 034: I Want To Claw You http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (audio/mpeg, 58.19Mb) Description: This week we get back down to business by discussing ways to tell you might be gay, games that mock you and Cinnamon being possessed by the devil. Victoria graces our ears with reviews of Comedian and Zodiac and we ask you all to give us your tattoo and Halloween Costume ideas while discussing our own ideas. In sports, the Red Sox are champions again, The Bears win for Victoria and the Jaguars win for me PLUS Victoria is one step closer to the Nano. The Redskins should stop sucking and take it like men and this week's game does not include the Patriots or Colts. Check these places out: 43 Things Southern California Fire Photos ALSO as you may be reading this it might just be the first of the month. PLEASE go vote for us at Po dcast Alley!
84. Game of the Week http://uncast.libsyn.com/index... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: We realize