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Podcast title	Cell-UR - A free audiobook by Mark Plimsoll
Website URL	http://www.podiobooks.com/titl...
Description	In this podiobook: Imagine a near future when nanotechnology puts speakerphones on the inside of everyone's ears, a microphone in their throat, and scanners that receive through the eyes. They maintain a permanent connection to the internet.In this satire of everything you love about B Movies and black-and-white ideologies, Mark Plimsoll presents adult themes with elegance and style, buried in jargon, in a way suitable for children of all ages. Told without mind-numbing explosions or car chases, unlike Television with its hand-to-hand combat (without injured hands) and sexual titillation without a human context, Cell UR asks us to use our intelligence and imagination.Will Gnathan receive his new Personal Customized Transporter in time to invite Vampire Elvirus to tattoo his obese backside on the beach as the sun sets, to realize four of his life goals? Will the Siliconoid Aliens catch the reality show's Spaceship Rambler before Andrea loses her virginity, and take revenge on all DNA life forms? Will the illiterate President of Metroplex, Maximiliano Duroc, declare war in a language people understand? What evil lurks beyond the border, in the Devastate?Cell-UR describes our near-future in humorous metaphor, as we witness the coming of age of a normal, personality-disordered obese adolescent, as he becomes part of something bigger than himself and learns that true evil has a familiar face, seen in every mirror.The author and reader, Mark Plimsoll, also does production, voices, artwork, and performs the 'novel' futuristic songs in this "Gothic SciFi Vampire multi-media comedy."
Updated	Sun, 20 May 2007 16:01:04 -0400
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Category	Podiobooks Audio book Humor
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1. 1. Chap. 1. Meeting the Vampire - Cell-UR http://www.podiobooks.com/ download (audio/mpeg, 6.46Mb) Description: -In this episode: Obese gameboy Gnathal goes into the Devastate, where two scruffy men force him into a rendezvous with Vampire Elvirus. Song: "Vampire Strut"
2. 2. Chap. 2. To become Adulterated - Cell-UR http://www.podiobooks.com/ download (audio/mpeg, 9.16Mb) Description: -In this episode: Residents of the Devastate are "holes in the great tapestry of humanity." Song: "007 Gunn"
3. 3. Chap. 3. Life Ghouls - Cell-UR http://www.podiobooks.com/ download (audio/mpeg, 8.13Mb) Description: -In this episode: The multi-media business card of that tattoo-artist, fortune-teller, and professional escort who calls herself "Vampire Elvirus" gives Gnathal obsessive dreams, and inspires him to buy a Personal Custom Transporter. Song: "Vampire Strut"
4. 4. Chap. 4. Public Service Annointment - Cell-UR http://www.podiobooks.com/ download (audio/mpeg, 7.23Mb) Description: -In this episode: As he works at his Wallscreen, Gnathal listens to Presidential podcasts, the reality show 'Spaceship Rambler,' and a History of the DevaState. Song: "Tuned Quarks"
5. 5. Chap. 5. Carjacked - Cell-UR http://www.podiobooks.com/ download (audio/mpeg, 13.27Mb) Description: -In this episode: Gnathal overloads on podcasts, then test-drives his new Custom Transporter. Vampire Elvirus hitches a ride, but her two thugs have other ideas.
6. 6. Chap. 6. She bites - Cell-UR http://www.podiobooks.com/ download (audio/mpeg, 11.86Mb) Description: -In this episode: Gnathal wants to buy Vampire Elvirus to whine and dine, but who on who? Poem: "The Vampire's Kiss" Songs: = "Cell-UR,""Vampire's Bolero"
7. Cell-UR - You've caught up with the author! http://www.podiobooks.com/ download (audio/mpeg, 0.39Mb) Description: You've caught up with the author...