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Podcast title Juvenile Brain Trust
Website URL http://juvenilebraintrust.com/...
Description Lessons for kids and families with Michael Carrino and his children (formerly Armchair Kid Nation)
Updated Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:47:16 +0000
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Category Parenting
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Episodes

1. 08.10.17 - Halloween Costumes
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Description: Halloween is just around the corner so the kids get to suggest three different options for Mike’s Halloween costume.  Of course, learning rears it’s ugly head and knowledge is imparted: Beer can make you puke (if abused) How to make a bitch (drink too much beer and barf on your girlfriend) Homer (not Dante’s) How to determin if you [...]

2. 08.10.10 - Sleeping Beauty (w/Manberry Fruitcake)
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Description: Let’s read an old-time fairy tale with a new twist on it.  Newer is not always better: Over sweet makes people sick What Angel Dust does to you Little girl books have hard to pronounce names (too much sugar) Cute fairy trick:  the lactose intolerance cloud It doesn’t matter if you offend white people The third eye / The brown eye [...]

3. JBT Hosts Guest on “Armchair Survivor”
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Description: The Juvenile Brain Trust hosts guest host Armchair Survivor while regular host Marji Carrino attends a conference in Floridia.  Can the kids actually host a normal podcast?  Check it out: http://armchairsurvivor.com/blog/index.php/archives/140

4. 08.10.03 - Christian or Satanist? (Hard to choose just one)
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Description: October is Halloween month — unless some goofy fundamentalist ruins it for all of us.  If we’re going to be over run by the dark lord, though, why not compare and contrast Christianity with Satanism — they both sound so tempting: Ten Commandments (I am the LORD your God) You shall have no other gods before Me. You [...]

5. 08.09.26 - Feedback Fun-The First Batch
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Description: An audience feedback show has long been in order.  If you want to give your feedback, do so on this web site by leaving a comment, call the listener voice mail line at 234.525.0354 or e-mail us at show[at]juvenilebraintrust.com.  Further, you can also e-mail the individuals at nick@, mike@ and gab@ of the same domain [...]

6. 08.09.19 - Bible Bedtime Stories (w/The Angry Old Testimate God)
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Description: It’s bed time and what better way to prepare your soul for sleep (and keep) than reading a couple of chapters from a children’s bible.  Mike may have injected some opinion lessons and enhanced the story a little (to, hopefully, make the stories a little more memorable).  Things learned tonight: God made his bones by being [...]

7. 08.09.12 - Blazing Voters
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Description: What’s better than a good movie?  A movie that leaves you with some important lessons — like “Blazing Saddles”: Obama and Black Bart had something in common Joe “Jim the Waco Kid” Biden McCain:  Headly Lamar or Governor Lepetomane? Governor Palin:  The Governor’s Secretary or Lily Von Shtupp? Bush/Cheney:  Lepetomane/Lamar? Hiding the silverware Vitamin E Pretty girls are good diversions How to land grab [...]

8. 08.09.05 - Bitchocrats and Republicunts
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Description: Everyone is a buzz about politics these days and it’s no different with the Juvenile Brain Trust. Our little co-hostes and her dad discuss women in politics and political parties. In the end, poor thing finds out there is a special political glass ceiling just for her. In today’s lesson: There’s Obama and … [...]

9. 08.08.29 - Happy Music
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Description: So happy with his YouTube experience, the little man thirsts for more but Mike thinks there is more to online video than just kicks in the balls — hence, they spend some time watching a foreign film as well as a film about Jesus. Lessons learned today: Pornography has no upper age limit Suspect solutions that [...]

10. 08.08.22 - A Kick In The YouTube
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Description: Boys will learn this soon enough but why not give the little guys a heads up? Our little man is sad because he got left behind as his sister got to go with her friends to the public library. So why not cheer the little guy up with a valuable lessons for growing boys. [...]

11. 08.08.15 - Nonsense in Context
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Description: Why do we know what one means when he says, “her jizz-tangle was warm and moist”? It’s context! No geometry book has ever discussed the jizztangle. In short, the kids learn how to say stuff without actually saying it — and making people laugh … maybe. Today’s lessons include: How do [...]

12. 08.08.08 - The Art Of Pee
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Description: How did you learn how to urinate? Really? Sure, not wetting yourself not that big of a deal at your age (for most of us) but what about the finer points of the art? Mike takes the boy on a tour of elimination in an effort to teach him some of the [...]

13. Matt G Paridise’s Review of Armchair Kid Nation
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Description:   Check this out — see if you agree:  http://purgingtalon.com/diabologue/?p=186

14. 08.08.01 - Showing Adults Respect
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Description: If there is one thing that really grinds Mike’s little head down to the shaft with a rasp is when kids call adults by their first name — especially when that adult is Mike. With that the lessons begin: Review: the 5 to 1 ratio (thanx to [Creepy] Dutch Step Uncle Tim Henson’s [...]

15. 08.07.25 - Superhero Physics
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Description: Sure, we’d all like to fly like Superman but do you know how painful that could be? Today the kids reflect on the real physics behind being a superhero. It will make you appreciate being a mere mortal. Today’s lessons: Why there is no fart flying Why Spiderman shoots webs from his hands Norm Augustinus’s [...]

16. 08.07.18 - Hypocrisy and Justice
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Description: This weekend both refrigerators died which means it’s time to recycle old appliances which gives Mike an opportunity to teach his little girl about our natural resources? Hell no! Have you been listening? This week’s lessons are: How corporate recycling works — we think Blue kids in the refrigerator Women lie, men are insensitive Rationalization Asshole parking Son of a gun Talking on [...]

17. 08.07.11 - Barely an Inappropriate Word
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Description: As our three hosts eat lunch right before the girl is to be taken to a workshop, the lessons continue. Today’s conversation includes: How people should not attempt to get their share H-E-double whatever the fuck you call it Atheist or Christian? | Atheist and/or Jew? People are afraid of the word “Hell” (and “Death” and “Dead”) Learning your lesson [...]

18. 08.07.04 - Telephone Shopping
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Description: Marji sent Mike and the daughter to the local big-box-electronics store to buy a new wireless telephone before the holiday weekend. Despite his preoccupation with electronics, there was a little time on the way there and on the way back to pound another lesson or three into the kid’s brain — what a father he [...]

19. The Amazing Alt
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Description: It looks like reality may strike close to home. Mrs. Alt (the lovely wife of our own BrianAlt), along with her sister, has her eye on the Amazing Race. Maybe Marji and Mike should do an Armchair Amazing Race. Either way, we know for whom we will be cheering! Watch the video: [click here to watch] Download [...]

20. 08.06.27 - Recording A Distorted View Contest Entry
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Description: When ol’ step-dutch-uncle Tim Henson asks for submissions to a creepy contest … we can’t resist. Today our little actress learns about: Acting Diddling What Tim Henson from Distorted View does Kid Touching (the inappropriate type) What she can tell her Mother Stepfathers (and creepy stepfathers) Virginity Cleveland Steamers (actually she doesn’t learn about it in the end) Pornography (perfectly OK for adults) Audio Editing What doesn’t [...]

21. 08.06.20 - Boys Will Be Boys (oh boy!)
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Description: Our co-hostess is watching her grand parents dog with Marji so Mike and the boy have a boy’s night. As they come home, it’s time for a snack (or in Mike’s case, a drink) a little lesson learning and then it’s time for Nick to hit the hay. Things learned: How to spell stuff Rules [...]

22. Congrats to Keith and Chemda On Over 72 Hours
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Description: We’d like to take our hats off to everyone at Keith and The Girl for their record breaking podcast that exceeded their goal of 72 hours. During their podcast, they reviewed no less than two episodes of Armchair Kid Nation. Even if you don’t like our podcast, you’ll love hearing Keith and Chemda [...]

23. 08.06.13 - Death Yard For Kids (Part 2 - Girl)
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Description: Now it’s the girl’s turn to visit the dead people storage space. Today she learns: No smelly flowers at Mike’s funeral (but cooking meat is good) Luxury graves sales Seeing dead people is good Hemoroids Ego and death The praying hands in styrofoam Stepping on your loved ones Norm Augustinus (grave yard video) Guilt and funerals Pre-planning Staying thin to fit into a tomb Peanuts for [...]

24. 08.06.06 - Death Yard For Kids (Part 1 - Boy)
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Description: There are only two things that are for-sure in this life and those are Taxes and Death. If you have a septic tank, there are three — your septic tank will back up at least once. To keep the kids ignorant of the aspects of death — on of life’s two guarantees — [...]

25. 08.05.30 - Relay For Life Schoolin’
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Description: Today our co-hostess’ school had their mini-Relay for Life to raise money for the American Cancer Society so she asked Mike to come to school and walk with her during her shift. Of course, they wanted to take all of you along on the walk with them so Mike mic’ed up our girl and himself [...]

26. 08.05.20 - What Is Brown And Sounds Like A Bell?
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Description: Since CBS hasn’t yet given us another season of Kid Nation to discuss, we had to resort to some family time with a parents magazine. After reading a bazillion Dr. Seuss books and Disney books and even going a few rounds with the Bible, it was about time to let the kids see things [...]

27. 07.12.24 - An Armchair Kid Nation Holiday
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Description: Lessons for kids and families with Michael Carrino and his children (formerly Armchair Kid Nation)

28. 07.12.12 - Kid Nation Season 1 - I’ve Known What A Bitch Was
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Description: It’s the Kid Nation season finale and what have learned? A lot. But how much of this can our girl use in the next 10 years? Oh well — there is always next season. In the mean time, there were still things to discuss: You have to learn spelling along with the adult stuff It’s OK to ride [...]

29. 07.12.05 - Kid Nation Season 1 - Sheriff Sophia Psychologist
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Description: This week there is a new Sheriff in Bonanza city and she likes to fuck with the heads of her constituency yet she makes a pretty good sheriff. The council went over the mountain to meet real Native American Indians which was probably a thrill for the boys but for the viewers, not so much. [...]

30. 07.11.28 - Kid Nation Season 1 - Do You Want Fries With That?
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Description: So we thought Taylor was a pill prior to last week — well, we ain’t seen nothing yet. But, last week Mike did called it. The biggest bit of advice for our hostess this week is that she doesn’t want to become Taylor and the biggest bit realistic advice for Taylor doesn’t want to become [...]

31. 07.11.21 - Kid Nation Season 1 - Hollering Bitches
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Description: This week the TV show goes places that the podcast had not yet — they were Hollering Bitches. Nonetheless, our hosts cover another list of topics that will (may) prepare young minds for life: Chlamydia and Sexual Myths Why/When thinking about Rainbows and Unicorns is not good Diplomacy Difference between rudeness and respect Teenage boys and their dorky, goofy [...]

32. Armchair ThanXGiving 2007
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Description: OK — all of you adults know you were victim of this: Learning bullshit First Thanksgiving stories in school. Holier than thou Pilgrims Since we will be traveling and unable to do a show at our regular time, we decided to pre-record this special ThanXGiving episode of Armchair Kid Nation. We discussed a typical “Pilgrim’s First [...]

33. 07.11.14 - Kid Nation Season 1 - Beware Of Too Much Jesus
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Description: Oh! did things change this week. Some of the changes were in district personnel. Some may happen next week and some were our attitudes toward some of the kids on the show. Long time favorite, Laurel, even disappointed us this week yet Blaine pulled out with an impressive show. Of course, there are [...]

34. 07.11.07 - Kid Nation Season 1 - Sheeple
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Description: As the kids of Bonanza City put on a talent show, we realize that the most entertaining thing on the show was watching Sophia, once again, lead the sheeple by the short hairs. But the lessons must go on so among other things we learned about: Straight Jackets Sheeple Substance Abuse (including Huffing) Bullshit/Bullshitting Male Colors Last but not [...]

35. 07.10.31 - Kid Nation Season 1 - Money’s Not The Only Root Of All Evil
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Description: Our hostess gets full of Halloween sugar and then comes in to watch an important lesson from our friends at CBS. The kids in Bonanza City are learning about greed and money — it’s almost like a morality version of The Apprentice — with maybe a few more zeros on the right side of [...]

36. Trick or Treat Delay
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Description: There may be a delay in putting out tonight’s show due to SOMEONE wanting to Trick-or-Treat. Kids and their disgusting activities! Delay may be as long as 48 hours.

37. 07.10.24 - Kid Nation Season 1 - Personal Hell (repost)
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Description: This week the children get a taste of their Taylor-free council but that doesn’t mean the little ___ doesn’t still cause trouble. Despite the evil little vixen’s issues, a couple of people did some good. In particular, Laurel and DK. The kids learned how NOT to act and how to swim in beans, pork and [...]

38. 07.10.24 - Kid Nation Season 1 - Personal Hell
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Description: We’re sorry. A problem occured with the file associated with this post. Please go to this post to find the corrected version. 07.10.17 - Kid Nation Season 1 - Personal Hell (repost) If you downloaded the original version of this show you’ll notice it was under 30 minutes long. The correct show [...]

39. 07.10.17 - Kid Nation Season 1 - Ding Dong (you know the rest)
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Description: Viva la revolution! The kids vote for new leaders and if memory serves, Mike (Armchair) got it right: Laurel doesn’t even get opposed, Mike (TV) an Anjay are up for grabs but Anjay stays (though the poor kid is socially retarded) and Taylor — DING DONG THE Doo Do Dooooo…. In the mean time, there are [...]

40. 07.10.10 - Kid Nation Season 1 - If You Haven’t Already Found God…
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Description: Despite the fact we didn’t get to see the entire show this week (Cleveland’s WOIO Channel 19 decided that we wanted to see a live press conference for 17 minutes with about 2 minutes of worth while data) we moved forward with our continued lessons from CBS’s Kid Nation. This week we discussed: why local television stations [...]

41. 07.10.03 - Kid Nation Season 1 - Curses! It’s Bed Time.
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Description: This week on Kid Nation the children learn about how bad words hurt feelings, how hard work pays off (but not as much as your birthday) and how a dust storm can sand off some of that baby fat you’re still carrying around like a litter of pigs. In contrast, our girl learns about [...]

42. Mike Appears on Feast of Fools to Discuss Armchair Kid Nation
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Description: At the PPME Mike joined Fausto, Marc and Sal-E to talk about parenting and doing a podcast with his daughter. After that they were probably glad they are gay so as not to follow in Mike’s footsteps. Web site: FeastOfFools.net starring Fausto Fernos, Marc Felion with Sal-E.

43. From One Libra To Another
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Description: While at the Podcast and Portable Media Expo, Brother Love says hello to our co-hostess — they’re both Libras, you know. A lot of people asked about her — which also means they questioned Mike about putting his young daughter on the air — but when it comes to comments, The BroLo is all [...]

44. 07.09.26 - Kid Nation Season 1 - Short Bus And Beauty Queen
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Description: Once again, everyone learns lessons this week. Michael (on TV) learns that Karma is good, Greg learns that no good deed goes un-punished even if you are doing it for selfish reasons and all of the kids learn that popular pretty people think they don’t have to do work. But back home, our [...]

45. 07.09.19 - Kid Nation Season 1 - Working Out The Mouth
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Description: Our little hostess comes to terms with the scary part of a 40 day vacation from her parents.  I guess we’re not that bad after all.  Though Mike (11 year old — not host) redeemed himself (kinda) eventually, he didn’t do well with the first impressions — no one likes busting ass with people just [...]

46. 07.09.17 - Kid Nation Season 1 Preview
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Description: What better way to review a show about kids than with a real live kid. Mike replaces Marji with the other woman of the house, his daughter. But wait, this is not one of those precious little kid shows — oh no! Maybe Kid Nation may be but Armchair Kid Nation is not. Our hosts talk [...]