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Podcast title Elimination of the Snakes
Website URL http://eots.libsyn.com/
Description The only problem we have with political jokes .... too many get elected.
Updated Mon, 05 Jan 2009 06:31:00 GMT
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1. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #137
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We open this weeks show with a Wisconsin winter adventure story.


Mail Bag:

Allen from New Jersey sends one in this week - trivial pursuit.

Denny on a driving dilemma.


The Rest of the Show:

1) Are internet stings legal? Entrapment legal?

2) Caroline Kennedy was spared financial disclosure as a top aide at New York City schools.

3) Congestion Pricing and San Francisco.

4) The legacy of the Bush Administration.

5) Did Palin abuse power yet again for future son-in-law?


This Weeks Conspiracy Theory:

Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories. What do you think? (eots@inbox.com)
2. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #136
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Mail Bag:

Two from Mike this week:

1) CNN pole says 75% of the people are glad to see Bush go.

2) The Hillary vacancy needs to be filled - Caroline Kennedy?

One from Becca on WISC-TV Meteorologist charged with incest.


The Rest of the Show:

1) Idaho Mayor apologizes after flak from children's "Assassinate Obama" chant.

2) EOTS is investigating numbersusa.com to see if it is a site we can endorse.

3) This weeks conspiracy theories are 9/11 based. Let us know what you think. (eots@inbox.com)
3. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #135
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Mail Bag:

Mike sends a couple this week.

1) Divorced Jacksonville woman says church threatening to make sins public.

2) Little "Adolf Hitler" denied birthday cake at New Jersey grocery store.

Mike B. sends one on body statistics.


The Rest of the Show:

1) William Mark Felt Sr, Deep throat, died last week.

2) Police Officer seen shoving bicyclist on YouTube indicted.

3) UW Madison employee caught in sex sting.

4) Burger King's "Whopper Virgins" ads: just bad taste?

5) Tonight's conspiracy theory "Obama not an American citizen".
4. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #134
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Mail Bag:

1) Peter sends one on âAn eye for an eyeâ â Iran hands out gruesome punishment.

2) Denny sends one on a noise complaint at Luke Air Force Base in Arizona.

3) Mike sends in 2; Hollywood film The Wrestler "insults Iran" and Murder charge in Vancouver office party shooting.

4) Dan's daughter holds Dad's feet to the fire.


The Rest of the Show:

1) Governor Rod R. Blagojevich; Selling the Obama Senate seat; What was he thinking?

2) Tonights show is a little shorter than usual. Life happens.
5. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #133
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Description:
Earl joins Dan and John Tonight.


Mail Bag:

Patrick sends in 2 this week - Our spam filter seems to be blocking Pat and a comment on some possible conspiracy theories to look into.

Earl has an opinion on the separation of Church and State.


The Rest of the Show:

1) Dan was thinking the other day......."Public service announcements from the public"......Hmmmmmm?  

2) Technology in politics.

3) Bushâs legacy of failure and excuses.

4) Not only did the trooper say no, he gave them a $100 citation for driving in the breakdown lane, made them wait for their citation while he finished writing someone else's ticket, and even seemed to ask for proof of pregnancy.
Massachusetts State Patrol and Trooper Michael Galluccio - Snakes of the Week.

5) Earls favorite conspiracies Kennedy assassination and Evangelistic Conspiracy.

6) Evangelistic Conspiracy, creationism and the WEDGE STRATEGY.
6. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #132
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Mail Bag:

1) Comment on checking ID's, not using the word orgasm on the show, a yes vote for conspiracy theories on the show and more from Dan's daughter.

2) Jeff sends in some comic relief.

3) Earl sends in an article from Time magazine "Bush's Last Days: The Lamest Duck".


The Rest of the Show:

1) Russian analyst predicts decline and breakup of USA.

2) Sarah Palin watch.

3) Wisconsin Dells police forced Iraq war veterans to lick up urine.
Snakes of the Week - Wisconsin Dells police officers Thomas, Jacobson and Albrecht.

4) You're Wrong, Nancy Pelosi; Impeachment is Your Constitutional Responsibility.

5) On next week show we start our Conspiracy Theories Corner.
7. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #131
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Mail Bag:

One from Mike this week - Madison's Overture Center laying off workers by year's end.


The Rest of the Show:

1) Battered Citigroup slashes 52,000 jobs.

2) Lori Drew cyber-bullying trial begins - a past Snake of the Week.

3) Screen Actors Guild to seek strike authorization.

4) Catholic leaders congratulate Obama, offer prayers for administration.

5) Dan gets a letter wanting him to help stop judicial tyranny.

6) Do we want a conspiracy theory segment on the show?
8. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #130
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Mail Bag:

Earl comments on Joe Lieberman being a political transvestite. Than apologizes to transvestites everywhere.

Denny sends in some banking humor.


The Rest of the Show:

1) The new James Bond movie.

2) President elect Obama's (BHO) Secretary Of State? Hillary Clinton?

3) Threat of terrorism high during transition.

4) Pledge of allegiance in Vermont.

5) Illegal immigrants freed from Texas jail.

6) From Readers Digest: How the world sees the United States.
9. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #129
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Patrick joins in for awhile, after we lose him Chris joins us and Earl is with us this week. Dan is a little under the weather so he may be a little less talkative than normal.

Mail Bag:

No mail bag this week.


The Rest of the Show:

1) Post election analysis.

2) The Republican party's future.

3) Are pardons on the way?

4) Have we heard the last of Sarah Palin?

5) Obama's cabinet.

6) Joe Lieberman.

7) De-criminalizing marijuana.

8) What we'd like to see from the President Elect.

9) Reigning in on Executive Privilege.

10) Oil.

11) Economics 101.

12) Final thoughts.
10. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #128
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Pre-election roundtable with Chris, Earl, and Patrick joining Dan and John this week.

Show opens with the Sarah Palin prank and comments about it.

Mail Bag:

One from Rebecca commenting on last weeks story "Al-Qeada would like McCain to win."

The Rest of the Show:

1) Joe the plumber.

2) Does Sarah Palin believe she is qualified?

3) Ted Stevens.

4) Three reporters booted off Obama's campaign plane.

5) CBS News poll - Obama leads.

6) Predictions.


Next week post game show with the same group.
11. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #127
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Elimination of the Snakes - Show #127

A discussion of the upcoming election before the mail bag.

Mail Bag:

Peter sends in 2 this week. One on Republican Barbara Lorman supporting Obama and one on John McCain standing up for Sarah Palin's qualifications.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Cindy McCain lashes out at media viciousness.

2) Al-Qeada would like McCain to win.

3) Republican attacks show fear and desperation says Roland Martin.

4) Rush Limbaugh's criticism of Colin Powell "Overtly Racist".

5) Jack Cafferty asks, Has McCain run an "honorable" campaign?

6) Missouri man shocked at being labeled N-word on store receipt.
12. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #126
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Mail Bag:

One from Patrick this week - FEMA officialâs arrest wonât hurt Galveston aid.

Two from Denny - A California telephone poll and CDC Alert (Centers for Disease Control).


The Rest of the Show:

1) Colin Powell endorses Obama.

2) The final Presidential Debate.

3) McCain likes to be the underdog.

4) Are the Republicans trying to lose?

5) Inside Account of U.S. Eavesdropping on Americans.

6) Clemency for Ratchet. (Dan pitches a bitch.)

7) Emotions run high over Sheriff's policy on undocumented inmates.
13. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #125
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Mail Bag:

One from Senator Herb Kohl.

One from Congresswoman Tammy Baldwin.

One from Peter U.S debt overpowers the National Debt Clock.

Two from Earl:
Author rips into political "Wrecking Crew".
Some thoughts from Earl.


The Rest of the Show:

1) With caution we say it's looking good for Obama. Hooray!

2) Feds investigating sheriff after "Hussein" remark.

3) Presidential debates.

4) 2008 Presidential Election and Racism.

5) McCain's Wife Says Obama Has Waged "The Dirtiest Campaign In U.S. history".

6) Strategists: It's Over, Obama Will Win In Landslide.
14. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #124
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Dan is on vacation this week.
Earl and Patrick are the guest hosts.


No Mail Bag this week.


The Rest of the Show:

1) More on the Bail Out.

2) Presidential Debate.

3) The Bush Doctrine.

4) The Vice Presidential Debate.

5) Chaney's act of treason.

6) Patrick joins in late and throws his thoughts in the mix.

7) Help America Vote.

8) Baseball Playoffs.

9) Interesting facts about McCain.

10) Is John McCain falling apart?

11) Choosing a Vice President.

12) The upcoming election.

13) Experience.

14) Trooper Gate.

15) Palin Watch.
15. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #123
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Dan will be on vacation next week.
Earl and Patrick will be guest hosting.

A little on the debate before the Mail Bag.

Mail Bag:

Email to and from a few chosen representatives.

1) Russ Feingold

2) Tammy Baldwin

3) Herb Kolh

4) Nancy Pelosi

Two from Mike this week:

1) Letterman vs. McCain

2) An 11 year old loses 1st Amendment rights.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Bail out, Schmail out.

2) Sarah Palin Watch.
16. The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
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This idea sounds just crazy enough to possibly work, so naturally it won't be given serious consideration.  How great is our bureaucracy!!



Hi Pals,

I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S.< font size="4" color="black"> Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.

So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.

That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.

A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?

Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.

Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads

Put away money for college - it'll be there

Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.

Buy a new car - create jobs

Invest in the market - capital drives growth

Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves

Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else


Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( 'vote buy' ) economic incentive that is being proposed
by one of our candidates for President.


If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG - liquidate it.

Sell off its parts.

Let American General go back to being American General.

Sell off the real estate.

Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.

Sure it's a crazy idea that can 'never work.'

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion

We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC 

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards,

Birk

T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's either good for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!
17. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #122
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Dan's adventure in driveway resurfacing.

Mail Bag:

Mike sends one in from Fatimah Ali: 'Race war' in America.

One from Patrick on things Jay Leno supposedly said.(Urban Legends Reference Pages)

The Rest of the Show:

1) Teen plays football With prosthetic legs.

2) Sarah Palin Watch.

3) Palin's Yahoo email account hacked.

4) McCain's mailer creates controversy.

5) More on the coalition air strike in Pakistan.

6) Alvin Ailey performer: Israeli security made me dance.

A little shorter show this week due to the Packer/Dallas game.
18. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #121
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Mail Bag:

Earl sends in a couple this week.

1) Bailing out Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac.

2) The Wedge Strategy - Center for Renewal of Science and Culture.

The Rest of the Show:

1) More on a story about a Nigerian immigrant.

2) Sarah Palin watch.

3) The world's largest particle collider in Switzerland.

4) Boy is suspended for using a broken pencil sharpener.
Snakes of the Week - Hilton Head Island International Baccalaureate Elementary School District.

5) Illegal immigrant story out of Waxahachie, Texas.

6) Ed Rollins on Obama's vice presidential choice.
19. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #120
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Mail Bag:

Peter sends in a couple this week:

1) Mom indicted in deadly MySpace hoax.

2) CNN's Jack Cafferty on Sarah Palin.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Washington Post's view of Sarah Palin.

2) Sarah Palin's and John McCain's speeches.

3) More entrapment in Madison. Dad comments on Capital Times website.

4) A letter to Dan from John McCain.

5) Pakistan protests coalition air strike.
20. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #119
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Mail Bag:

Earl sends in on the White House run being tied. (Earl has become a fan of Leo Laporte.)

Patrick - President C. D. Mote Jr. (University of Maryland) and the Amethyst Initiative.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Obama's acceptance speech, awesome.

2) McCain's chose for Vice President, WTF.

3) Debra Bartoshevich ex-democratic delegate to do ads for McCain.

4) Putin accuses U. S. of orchestrating Georgian War.

5) Ousted United Way of Central Carolina's CEO Gloria Pace King.
21. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #118
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Mail Bag:

Peter sends in one from Jack Cafferty - "In the 21st century. nations don't invade other nations."

Mike sends in 2 this week.

1) Political author's name matches name on terrorist watch list. (James Moore)

Dan goes off on a tangent between Mike's emails.

2) Name on government watch list threatens pilot's career.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Joseph Biden, Hillary and the Democrats.

2) Georgia bigfoot hoax. Snakes of the Week - Rick Dyer and Matthew Whitton.

3) Commentary from Jack Cafferty - Russia invades Georgia and Bush goes on vacation.
22. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #117
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Mail Bag:

Mike sends one in on Bill Cosby throwing his hat in the ring?

The Rest of the Show:

1) A federal judge says University of California can deny religious course credits.

2) Middleton, WI school pool snafu settled.

3) Russia invades Georgia / U.S. invades Iraq........What's the difference?

4) The Beijing Olympics, so what!

5) Maureen Dowd says "Yes, she can".

6) Amy Goodman: Threats, lies and Army Recruiters.

7) Click it or ticket rant.
23. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #116
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Earl joins Dan and John this week.

Mail Bag:

Mike sends in 2 this week

1) Woman thrown on live commuter rail for asking youths to stop smoking.

2) Continental flight attendant sues Pastor Joel Osteen's wife.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Russia invades Georgia.

2) White House orders a forgery.

3) Ozone Hole.

4) Extraterrestrial life.










24. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #115
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Mail Bag:

Just one this week from Earl - Now the sky is falling; Sunscreen for fruits and vegetables.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Follow up from show 102 on a Priest's publicity stunt gone very bad.
Dan apologizes for his inappropriate laughing jag.

2) German court overthrows a smoking ban.

3) White supremacist's wife, Chloe Black employed by the Glades Academy.

4) Roberto Gonzales and his cohorts in the news again.

5) Ted Stevens indicted.

6) Other members of congress indicted.

7) Senator Sam Brownback.

8) More on the story from last week in the case of a man tazered to death.

9) Church shooting suspect frustrated over inability to find a job.

10) Postville, Iowa immigration raid.

11) Dr. Edgar Mitchell, moon walker, claims aliens exist.
25. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #114
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Mail Bag:

Patrick on Jesse Jackson in the news and an article by Shelby Steele.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Follow up on a story from show #111 - A Democratic Delegate being ousted over McCain support.

2) Entrapment in Dane County.

3) Court tosses "Wardrobe Malfunction" fine.

4) Bush on the economy.

5) The news media teaching us lessons.

6) Ex cop may be charged in a case of man tazered to death.
Snakes of the Week - Winnfield Louisiana Police Department.
26. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #113
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Mail Bag:

Pat sends an article from Time Magazine - When is it OK to have your kids start drinking?

Mike sends in one on James Dobson softening his view on McCain.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Lawsuits against bloggers is on the rise.

2) Border security, electronic devices and our privacy.

3) Baggy, low riding pants with underwear showing ordinance.

4) Firefighter competes in body building competition after being deemed disabled.

5) Jesse Jackson accuses Obama of Telling blacks how to behave using the "N" word.





27. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #112
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Mail Bag:

Earl
* Touch DNA technologies and the JonBenet case.

Mike
* Bush's greatest wish: freedom from tyranny.

Patrick
* Spike Lee and Clint Eastwood go at it.
* Iraqi oil contracts going to western firms.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Obituaries:
Jesse Helms - White Racist.
Tony Snow - Bush Liar.

2) McCain says Phil Graham does not speak for me.

3) Jesse Jackson's vulgar comments about Obama caught on tape.......

4) Bush not going to boycott opening ceremonies in Beijing.

5) A message to President Ahmadinejad of Iran.
28. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #111
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Earl's on the show this week.

A little joke to get Earl going.

A little picking on Dan, what are friends for?

Mail Bag:

Mike sends in 3:
1) Hillary supporter and delegate says she'll vote for McCain. Oops!
2) San Francisco may name a sewage plant after President Bush.
3) Should Senator's mortgage details be public?

Pat sends in 1:
PETA Sucks.

Peter for 1:
Court rejects death penalty for raping children.
Triggers a discussion on the death penalty.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Louisiana Anti-Evolution Bill signed into law.

2) Death of a woman at a Brooklyn Hospital.

3) American Eagle kicks autistic child and his mother off plane.
29. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #110
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Dan's trip through flooding in south east Wisconsin.

Mail bag:

Earl sends one in on Louisiana trying it again. (Anti-Evolution Bill)

Mike sends in two, but due to Dan's computer prowess...... maybe another time.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Pastor Gus Booth of Warroad Community Church tells his parishioners to vote Republican.

2) Ohio teacher burns crosses on students arms.

3) Memphis police officer brutally beats transsexual prostitute. SNAKES OF THE WEEK - Memphis Police, J. Swain and especially B. McRae.

4) Campaign button seller banned by the GOP.

5) Gloucester high school teens had a pact to get pregnant.

6) Arthur Tesler, Atlanta cop, found guilty on one count of lying.

7) Israel conducting war games.

8) Soul Diva Amy Winehouse.

9) Ed McMahon.
30. Folding@home is a distributed computing project.
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About Folding@home



We do our folding for the dl.tv team.
31. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #109
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Mail Bag:

Dennis:
John Cusack takes on McCain.
Credo action.
History mystery.
Fold a $20 bill.

Mike:
Louisiana officials demand answers from FEMA.

Peter:
More on the MADD school program "Every 15 Minutes". School defends drunk diving hoax. Snakes of the week - Oceanside School District.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Bloomer denies Marines request.

2) U. S. denies report on plans to attack Iran.

3) Minnesota students bring a confederate flag to school.

4) Letter to the editor of a local paper - Beware unknowns in liberal left policies.

5) Pakistan is furious over U. S. air strike.

6) Tim Russert - The good die young.

 
32. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #108
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This weeks guest is Christopher.

Chicago Tribune Printers Row Book Fair.

Mail Bag:

Pat sends in 2 this week - MADD school program "Every 15 minutes" and a lesbian kiss at a Seattle ball park.

Mike sends one on Dunkin' Donuts pulling a Rachael Ray ad.

The rest of the show is on Obama's thrill of victory and Hillary's agony of defeat.






33. Top Ten Barack Obama Campaign Promises.
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34. "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!"
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Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate.        

Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, "Such big-shots back there.  I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."
35. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #107
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Description: Earl joins Dan and John again this week.

Dan talks a little about his book and it's future.

Mail Bag:

Two from Mike this week. First a story on Scott McCellan's book. ( Which leads to an in depth discussion on several other topics.) The second is a story on a law, in Dallas, that barred illegal immigrants from renting.

A message from a New Jersey housewife and comments from Dan and Earl. Please send your comments to: eots@inbox.com

The Rest of the Show:

1) Uncontacted Amazon tribe photographed.

2) The Flat Earth Society.

3) Earl thinks the greatest threat to America is from within: Religious Fanatics. We can buy into that theory. What do you think? Again that's eots@inbox.com
36. A message from a New Jersey housewife.
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"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started
by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?

Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered
that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's
capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?

Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or
crushing death that day, or didn't they?

And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an
overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I
don't care at all.

I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for
incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring
about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi
Arabia

I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for chopping off
Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.

I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Iraq come out and
fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in
mosques.

I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of
nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide .

I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First
Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of
the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.

In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an
Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.

When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been
humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest assured: I
don't care.

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to
move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank: I don't
care.

When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and
fed 'special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that
his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely believe in your
heart of hearts: I don't care.

And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled 'Koran' and
other times 'Quran.' Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and-you guessed it-I don't care !!"

If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends.
Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous
behavior!

If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you
choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities committed
by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I add:

'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in
the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem' -- Ronald Reagan

I have another quote that I would like to add AND.......I hope you forward
all this.

'If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation
gone under.' Also by.. Ronald Reagan

One last thought for the day:

In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the Anti-American
sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister Tony
Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament
members why he believes so much in America , he said: 'A simple way to take
measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want
out.'


Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

1.  Jesus Christ
2.  The American G. I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON,
AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM.
37. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #106
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Dan starts out calling it show 105. Producer John, asleep at the wheel, misses it. Oops.

Special guest again this week, Earl.

A tribute to our courageous service Men and Women.

Mail Bag:

Patrick on the Texas Child Welfare Officials over stepping their authority.

Mike on a judges ruling that paper money is unfair to the blind.

Earl on the governments torturing of prisoners and prisoners getting their day in court.

The Rest of the Show:

1) More on the Texas Child Welfare Officials actions.

2) Joe Lieberman calls on Google/YouTube to take down terrorist content.(Dan gets so angry he drops the F-bomb. First time in 106 Shows.)

3) GOP contacts the registered Democrat, Dan, with a survey and a request for a donation.

4) Next week Earl's back to discuss the flat earth and other things science.(If Dan lets him.)
38. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #105
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Mail Bag:

Patrick sends in 3 this week. The first one is on traffic calming devices. The second is a homemade bumper sticker.  The third is about using MySpace to bully or harass people.

One from Dennis on an IT nightmare and a message from George Carlin.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Amputee sprinter allowed to compete at Beijing.

2) A message to Earl.

3) Mom indicted in MySpace hoax.

4) McCain Backer John Hagee apologizes to Catholics.

5) Racist incidents give some Obama campaigners pause.

6) Hillary hints she might wrap it up.

7) Some teasers for next weeks show.

 
39. A Message by George Carlin:
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The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

If you don't send this to at least 1 person ....Who cares?
40. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #104
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Dan and John are joined this week by Earl.

Mail Bag:

Mike sends an article on 3 - 8th graders suspended for sitting during the Pledge of Allegiance.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Does community service work?

2) Murder victim called 911, but no one came.

3) Hillary's gotta go.
Elimination of the Snakes formally supports Barack Obama.

4) Intelligent Design, Creationism, Evolution and how it relates to our lives and futures.
National Center for Science Education.
41. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #103
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Obama wins in Guam

Mail Bag:

Peter sends in 2 again this week - Survey shows Americans disapprove of Bush's performance and White House says they've paid the price for the " Mission Accomplished " banner.

The Bush/McCain challenge from Dennis.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Thousands march for immigrant rights.

2) Lawyers fear monitoring in cases on terrorism.

3) "Hostile" Iran sparks U.S. attack plan.

4) Bush addresses Americans anxiety about the economy.

5) Citizen issues a parking ticket to a cop.

6) South Carolina pastor questioned about Obama/Osama church sign. Snake of the Week - Pastor Roger Byrd.
42. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #102
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Mail Bag:

Peter sends in 2 this week.
Declarations by Peggy Noonan and Florida law makers debate offering a Christian license plate.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Chinese lawyers sue CNN over "goons" comment.

2) Pharmacist seeks State Supreme Court review.

3) Priest attached to party balloons vanishes in Brazil.

4) Who will Mayor Bloomberg endorse?

5) What went wrong in Pennsylvania?

6) General betray us (Petraeus).

7) Colonel Morris Davis and Guantanamo Bay.
43. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #101
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Kudos to Charter Cable.

Thanks to our guests on last weeks show.

Go Obama kick Clinton ass in Pennsylvania.

Mail Bag:

Mike sends in 2, first draft of history looks rough on Bush and China demands apology from CNN's Cafferty.

Peter also sent 2, opening in Baghdad the largest US embassy in the world and Representative Davis sorry for boy remark. Snake of the Week - Rep. Geoff Davis.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Dan's in Mourning for the Capital Times a local newspaper gone under.

2) State standings on driving deaths involving alcohol. A little rant from Dan.

3) Undocumented workers filing tax returns.

4) Praying passenger remove from a United Airlines Plane.

5) 8 year old Yemen girl asks for a divorce in court.
44. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #100
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A milestone to celebrate this week Dan and John are joined by Christopher, Patrick, Earl and Gene.

The gang talks about:

1) Upcoming Elections.

2) Buchanan, Bush and an attack on Iran.

3) The economy and the Bear Stearns bail out.
45. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #99
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Mail Bag:

Mike - Hollywood Squares Q & A.

Peter - Absolute Vodka apologizes and Hillary caught lying about Ohio hospital denying healthcare.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Family will fight deportation.

2) April fuel prank leaves tires flat.

3) High School graduation rates.

4) Southwest Airlines - FAA whistle blowers describe threats.

5) Administration asserts no fourth amendment for domestic military operations.

6) Oregon Craigslist hoax was burglary coverup.
The Herberts (pictured) Snakes of the Week.
46. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #98
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No mail this week.

1) Texas woman ordered to remove nipple ring before she could board the plane.

2) Starbucks ordered to pay $100 million to current and former employees over tip sharing issues.

3) Food stamps in Ohio have double.

4) Outrage at cartoons still tests the Danes.

5) Glenn Beck - The $53 Trillion Asteroid.

6) Hillary misspeaks?

7) Democrats in self destruct mode.

8) Pharmacist refused to fill prescription.
47. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #97
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Mail Bag:

Two from Earl.

1) Supreme Court overturns man's murder conviction.

2) Federal Reserve and the economy.
The Rest of the Show:

1) Geraldine Ferraro had no clue.

2) Scooter Libby disbarred.

3) Dick Morris says Wright's rantings won't sink Obama.

4) Clinton facing narrower path to nomination.

5) Sir Paul McCartney's soon to be ex.

6) Arthur C. Clark dies.

7) Lynndie England blames media for Abu Ghraid prison scandal.

8) Speak english sign OK.

9) Sent home for green hair.

10) Scamming the scammers.
48. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #96
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Mail Bag:

Rebecca sends in a humorous Wal-Mart employment application.


Dennis sends in the picture to the right.


The rest of the Show:

1) Governor Eliot Spitzer.

2) Obama and the bigots. Snake of the Week - Geraldine Ferraro.

3) A little Hillary bashing.

4) The Clinton's a horror film that never ends.

A free copy of " America Freedom to Fascism " to the first 5 people to ask.
49. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #95
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Mail bag:

Earl stiffs Dan for lunch, but he did send in some email.

The Rest of the Show:

1) It's over says Dick Morris.

2) The Choking Game.

3) Harvard's gym policy raises a sensitive issue.

4) Southwest Airlines is using unsafe aircraft, but the passengers are dressed appropriately. (Sarcasm warning)

5) Saudi teacher sentenced to 750 lashes.

6) Student non academic misconduct campus procedures.

7) Always remember those who serve.

 


50. Elimination of the Snakes - Show #94
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Weather here sucks. (Indian Winter?)

Mail bag:

Patrick sends an article on local illegal immigrant issues.

The Rest of the Show:

1) Upcoming primaries.

2) Obama bashing.

3) Clinton's strategist Harold Ickes and spokesman Phil Singer.

4) Bush's approval ratings hit new lows.

5) Who will tell/bell Hillary.

6) Southwestern Airlines is at it again.