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| Podcast title | Audio Assault
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| Description | Want your podcasts to have a little content? Myself and whoever i happen to have with me when i shove my dictaphone in their face over the coming months will be travelling to new and exciting places and doing new and exciting things and documenting the whole thing along the way. Therell also be a healthy mix of presenting thrown in to hold it all together, and general talking bollocks. | |
| Updated | Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:57:22 PDT | |
| Category | Comedy |
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1. I just dont understand http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Every single day you tell me things i dont understand its like your speaking another language i just cant see your point of view and im trying to comprehend but my heads not shoved up my ass juughghhuoougghoaafuugg I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND fdgjlk;fdhog;rehwobireoibre I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND (2x) I JUST CANT COMPREHEND YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND PLEASE JUST MAKE THIS END |
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2. Puppy Sanchez http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Puppy Sanchez walking down the halls Puppy Sanchez gets kicked in the balls Puppy Sanchez thinks life is a drag well i think puppy sanchez is a fag Got arrested for flicking a lighter puppy sanchez aint much of a fighter puppy sanchez always talks about drugs Puppy sanchez thinks that hes a thug Puppy sanchez you make me laugh Puppy sanchez ill kick your ass Puppy Sanchez your fucking hooked on meth puppy sanchez you have puppy breath Puppy Sanchez! Puppy Sanchez! Puppy Sanchez! Puppy Sanchez! You wear the same clothes every day you like to act really gay you think that you are tough shit but we all know you have a clit You wanna kill everyone at austin high but your too much of a pussy to try your not that mad, your pretty yuppy we all fucking love our puppy Puppy sanchez you make me laugh Puppy sanchez ill kick your ass Puppy Sanchez your fucking hooked on meth puppy sanchez you have puppy breath Puppy Sanchez! Puppy Sanchez! Puppy Sanchez! PUPPY SANCHEZ! We fucking love you |
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3. Dont even try http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Dont even try you will get burned another life lesson learned nobodys got you in the end nobody is your fucking freind people will all turn on you but thats not nothing new ya gotta watch ya back ya gotta watch yourself sex, drugs, music, hate and wealth Dont even try She wont fuck you why even think it this shit will fuck you up why dont you drink it you turned your back on me i dont believe it hey man pass that shit i fucking need it Dont even try you are just a liar you are just a whore your so fucking greedy dont need it anymore You have fucked me over so many countless times you are parasitic why dont you fucking die? |
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4. My way http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: MY WAY YOUR WAY MY WAY YOUR WAY SUCKS MY WAY YOUR WAY MY WAY YOUR WAY SUCKS your way of life is fucking shit your such a fucking hypocrite im all about having some fun you think that funs pointless and dumb your heads shoved so far up your ass another fucking working class you think stressed outs the way to be you have no personality MY WAY YOUR WAY MY WAY YOUR WAY SUCKS MY WAY YOUR WAY MY WAY YOUR WAY SUCKS Everydays the same for you Not open to new things to do everydays a blast for me living adolescently Growing old fat lame and boring while your daughters are all whoring what the fuck is wrong with you even your god is sick of you MY WAY YOUR WAY MY WAY YOUR WAY SUCKS MY WAY YOUR WAY MY WAY YOUR WAY SUCKS |
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5. Cut To the Chase http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: I dont wanna hear About your favorite movie I dont wanna hear about your interests I dont wanna hear about your sister Cause now im really fucking pissed Just cut to the chase CUT TO THE CHASE Just cut to the chase CUT TO THE CHASE You like me and i like you but theres nothing for us to do except for talking THAT FUCKING SUCKS a waste of time id rather be fucked. Just cut to the chase CUT TO THE CHASE Just cut to the chase CUT TO THE CHASE Im wasting my time! Im losing my mind! im tryin to be kind! BUT IM LOSING MY MIND! WASTING MY TIME |
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6. Mad at the I.R.S http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Mr. Joseph Stack just couldnt take it anymore the I.R.S is full of money whores He just couldnt stand em and he went insane he crashed into their building with his small plane Austins full of nut jobs just look at us or look at the people who ride on the bus if it was gunna happen, it would probably happen here were so goddamn liberal were practically queer Mad at the I.R.S terroristic protest Youve got to make a statement, when no ones listening to you i wish i was joking but this shits all true I.R.S loop holes how can they get away? big business and churches all getting paid Im not saying what joe did was justified But youve got to make notice that this guy tried to make a statement when shit wasnt changing and us americans were all getting angry Mad at the I.R.S terroristic protest |
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7. Trust no one http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Through out my life ive been lied to Through out my life ive been fucked But i just cant take it anymore im done with all you liars and whores And im making a change but its gunna be tough oh i want to believe you TRUST NO ONE TRUST NO ONE and i want to Relieve you This is the final straw here then im disconnecting you all people are as loyal as their options None of you scumbags even ever call asking for second chance no matter what the circumstance but this time you're getting denied oh i want to believe you TRUST NO ONE TRUST NO ONE and i want to Relieve you |
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8. Sad Fat Child http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: First one in the lunch line last one out the door your face is filled with choclate all you want is more your mother brings home fast food every single day Devouring your meal bring in another tray shoving fast food down your throat pretty soon your gunna croak all the kids all laugh at you dont worry its nothing new you cant get up off the couch your stomach is a pouch you think life is hard this way make all the fat go away SAD FAT CHILD SAD FAT CHILD SAD FAT CHILD SAD FAT CHILD now you have diabetes you were so fucking greedy you were so goddamn needy you like fatty foods your mother doesnt cry she wont care when you die you like food when its fried now your gunna die now your gunna die your life was a lie |
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9. Slut http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: you said you wanted another chance but you went and fucked it up Whoring yourself to everyone then you blamed it on the drugs you went and lied and told me that you had no control when you had everybodys dick shoved up your little hole Dont blame it on the Ecstasy your nothing but a slut to me Dont blame it on the Ecstasy your nothing but a slut You said your really sorry you said you regret it all I want to shove your head in into a fucking wall your just a dirty liar your just a dirty whore dont want to see your dirty face dont want you anymore |
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10. Mispent Youth http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: A shaggy kid in ripped up jeans A subhuman with no dreams He walks up the streets of downtown just to find that nobodys around All his life, hes been beaten down a cigarette stomped in the ground the silence is so deafening the people stare from the right wing Its a shame but its the truth we all are a mispent youth I think it will be much better if us kids all stick together The City streets are so cold our protaganist, he is so bold his mother left when he was 3 he never had a family dropped out of school when he was 5 a miracle hes still alive He never knew, his real dad deep inside, it hurts so bad growing up, all alone the product of a broken home |
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11. Point your finger http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Point your fucking finger at me but there's three pointing back at you you deserve a punch in the face because your way too overdue all the shit that you talk will catch up to you because we could all really care less about your point of view cause its skewed and wrong and based on false pretense shit dripping out of your mouth without any evidence you need to destroy others to feel good about yourself your so fucking self conscious and weak your life is so misspent Point your fucking finger at me but there's three pointing back at you you deserve a punch in the face because your way too overdue all the shit that you talk will catch up to you because we could all really care less about your point of view cause its skewed I wont listen to what you say well never waste our time, or waste another day listening to you build up yourself off other peoples pain the fact thats how you get through the day is such a fucking shame its all downhill from here heres your life, its going down the drain |
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12. All my Friends http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: All my friends are baskets cases All my friends have dirty faces All my friends get high on drugs All my friends are lazy slugs All my friends are loud as shit All my friends like to throw fits All my friends have weird hair All my friends just dont care All my friends are insane going against the grain these kids are whats keeping the world alive they may fuck up but we see eye to eye |
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13. Men of the Cloth http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Celibacy like an animal in a cage a priests temptation turns into rage the result of a G-rated life and the absence of a loving wife makes the most reverent people so obscene its kinda like a fucked up soggy dream where everything isnt like it seems catholic children are the target for these hormone machines you think that religion is all holy and pure with your horny pedophile christ loving leaders |
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14. Die Trying http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: You can try but you will fail you can lie and then get jail You can cry and then get bail Die trying you can laugh and you can smoke you can kill and make a joke you can pop a pill and croak Die Trying You can do what you need while your begging on your knees you can hurt and you can please Die Trying |
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15. Clean Slate http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Clean Slate lets start a new look back and see how much we grew Clean Slate lets start fresh and get the failures off our chest Clean Slate Dont be ashamed cause once in our life we were all blamed Clean Slate the world is yours grab it by the balls and pull pull pull Its something that you cant ignore opportunity's knocking at your door You gotta take ahold of it You have to fucking commit Clean Slate you gotta try you cant live your whole life on standby Clean Slate whatcha got to lose? can you really take any more abuse? Clean Slate what the worst that can happen? you gotta stand up and take action Clean Slate This is a plea stop being so goddamn lazy |
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16. RTN http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: America is blind with ignorance America is blind and its always been Rational thinking is not instated And the people who think are isolated Blind obedience is the norm and those who follow will be re-born and those who rebel shall forever fry but at least they're not living a lie R.T.N R.T.N Rational thinking is thrown in the bin I dont suffer from Rational thought Neglect WE DONT SUFFER FROM RATIONAL THOUGHT NEGLECT |
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17. The Sickness http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: The Sickness infecting me with my head in the toilet i cant really see whats on tv the corporate news they're scaring me so i will consume the product that they present it is a debt that i will resent The sickness is taking control i now have a price tag on my body and on my soul Im infected with this capitalist disease cant control my actions neglecting my needs for the product that they are selling irrational urge its over whelming Corporate whore its what ive become spending all my money and losing my job The Sickness its taking control DONT LET THEM TAKE YOUR SPIRIT AND YOUR SOUL The sickness its taking control the sickness dont want it anymore the sickness why must they choose me the sickness please let me be |
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18. goin nowhere http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: just a teenager with no direction a horny scumbag with an erection got no future got no plans got no time to make amends no plan for college no education top priority Masturbation Listening to D.R.I no time for homework were getting high i dont care for this school shit my only talent is music. im goin nowhere and i dont care |
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19. Education http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Seriously Whats the fucking point useless information for us to all enjoy Chemistry it is not for me ill never find a cure for cancer just please let me be Algebra when will we use this shit unless your job is based on math you should just really quit P.E running in circles just a bore if you can spread your legs that wide you should just be a whore Biology causes me such pain cause i really dont give a shit about what makes it rain Geometry fuck your shapes and lines when will we ever use this why should i waste my time And Lunch favorite part of the day rushing to be the first inline it is the only way 4:15 it is now time to go even though i need education it really fucking blows. |
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20. institution http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Institution institution locked away the only solution to save me from the enemy inside This little fucker, is warping my mind making me think, that im not right making me weak so i cant fight making me wish i werent alive Making me feel that im not alright im not alright im not alright im not alright im not alright |
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21. http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: You think your fucking cool you think your proving a point you think that you mean something but all you do is annoy you grew up pure and christian you grew up under god you hide behind false ideals your such a fucking fraud you say your anti-christian you say drugs should be legal you know that deep down inside your so fucking un-real You want people to think your cool so you lie about your beliefs but instead of being praised your shot down on your knees you were picked on all your life for being a little bitch you finally got so sick of it you vehemently made a switch you think your so damn tough you think your so damn fine but i think that your forgetting your sorry life you left behind you think your opinion matters you make atheists look bad all of this shit has caught up to you and im so fuckin glad all you do is bitch bitch bitch about drugs drugs drugs and politics |
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22. hobbes was right http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Hobbes was right were a savage race we need to be killed be put in our place were nothing but scum were nothin but lies we all are the devil but just in disguise pleasure in pain this is the truth we feed off your pain cause thats what we do were all fucking scum we are a disease where is your god? get down on your knees |
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23. clowncar http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Goin down the highway in a shitty pick-up truck you have 10 people in the car but you dont give a fuck all your equipments in the back and your ready to go hardwork for your family thats all youll ever know how many ethnic workers can you fit in a car they are just so damn beautiful covered in facial scars now a bus is passing by and the kids seem to stare all ten men poke their heads out and they began to swear working in america the home of the brave working in america as an underpaid wage slave going down the highway in shitty pick up truck your living in a clowncar and you dont give a fuck go go go! clowncar clowncar goin down the street clowncar clowncar tryin to make ends meet clowncar clowncar hardwork can be a bore clowncar clowncar but you know what its for |
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24. Ideals http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: Christian ideals are enforced, enslaved to jesus no remorse. feed the children all your lies, mental slavery in disguise trade away all your free will, repent your sins or burn in hell what a stupid fucking lie, cause someday soon were all gunna die Outlaw religion, and legalize dope praise non-believers, and murder the pope Dawkins was right, god is a lie think for yourself, this is your one life. I! i think for myself! I TRUST! in nobody else! this! is my one shot to! give it all i got. im free, and i can do what i please. cause im not a slave to your christian needs or your rules, on how to live your life they all suck, i live by the knife. |
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25. Corporate Whore http://audioassault.blogspot.c... download (, 0.00Mb) Description: I dont wanna sell out I dont wanna sell my soul i dont wanna play shitty mainstream rock n roll dont wanna be on the radio i want people jumpin 'round at my shows. dont wanna be on MTV so every little boy and girl can see dont want to be a corprate whore dont really wanna be adored dont want to play shitty festivals all that shit just makes me bored I wanna play in sweaty bars places that dont have security guards I wanna play in your smoked out garage dont wanna play in some stupid fucking lodge |
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